ITALY! travel day and florence! Day one!

Today we travel to Italy! We explore the beautiful Firenze and have a lot of fun!

Listen up this is London Baby should play The McGuire song this is your Time Crazy M like a crazy do the Mumble like a crazy M [Applause] M [Applause] MX Cali do the mble like a crazy are you going to try the oh there’s our ride well you’re worried about your stomach now guess where we’re going said we’re going to Italy there’s our Uber come on we’re heading to the airport then I

Got to sit this LLY here to get one Joy is just complaining about the traffic just complaining about the traffic that he’s not even driving in what are you watching me for no I’m not watching you well because we did get here and she’s still looking at puppies

On Instagram and I’m like Mom we’re we’re here P when you stuck them to the handle last time you don’t remember that she’s doing it again you did it with her I have it on video I know but now I’m learned she say suck them to here it was so fun I

Don’t have room for this kind of crap in my brain we’re going to go find food you stay here you stay and watch okay one word five you need my lipstick two words two one word two syllables this is delicious sandwich thank you you need a

Napkin mom moved now he’s moving I’m not sure why that’s the sister girl over there he’s out of here Joey’s talking about how he wants to get lips lip injections done and my mom said me too cuz they’re jealous of me my mom forgot to bring my nerd snack

So I’m asking everybody if they want a Pepto chew cuz that’s all we’ve got now do not I’ll trade you a p cannot be eaten like that that’s disgusting I’ll trade you a Pepto to for a tum snack put it away you got any I got some oh great

People are disgusting you want one they’re really good cherry flavored no my mom said she’s really craving a Tums chew right now chewy delicious are you disgusted I’m concerned he’s concerned he’s not even disgusted anymore I said I’m a walking stomach ache I st you can’t be I have a stomach ache

All the time you should be EA tums like that though it’s okay Joey yeah look at me I’m fine that stomach ache is probably an [Laughter] older the one I have every day 247 she’s still sitting here she’s trying to find the nutrition facts just prove to him these are good fruit

Snacks I knew you’d get a peer pressure I know I well now it look pretty good now try one Delta app yes it it’s right here no you want the fly Delta no you don’t need the fly Delta app go to what I sent you no don’t go there cuz that’s

Going to be a lot of it’s our first leg of the flight and Joey is over there in the middle seat we do recommend that you use the first we’re lucky we landed at 8:31 and we’re at 838 so we’re not even that far and now we’re going to Amsterdam it was it’s

Diet Coke I can’t have Diet Coke I can good for you did you give up anything for Lent for Lent yeah yes what wine here are you going to the bathroom you bought a bottle last night that’s right oh shoot there’s our plane over there sleeping why you McDonald cuz you’re the

Only one that ever wants McDonald’s I didn’t even want McDonald’s don’t tell so we’re looking at what Joey sends me here and I was talking about how I have him in his own separate category because so much gets sent first of all number one is a polar

Cappy don’t see that every day you don’t see that every day that’s very true send this video to someone either you really miss or and you want to talk to them hang out with them soon or someone who you wouldn’t save from a burning building are you excited to see your first big

Plane mhm yeah big toilets here too yeah see how exciting so exciting you got your Coke are you impressed with the third class accommodations on this steerage oh my God I guess he’s not impressed just got the truth from Joey said that he’s not impressed with this airplane he said it’s actually

Small it’s really Not silver oh that’s my phone are you excited for your gbet eats then a few words my mom used to get so annoyed with me watching this movie he really does Pedro with Pedro yeah he loves it mom has ordered the chicken and I have ordered the pasta here is the pasta

And let’s see the chicken where’s the chicken here I think too you’re on the right side of the plane what are you going to get okay good my mom doesn’t love hers so I’ve decided to be a sacrificer here and give her the things I wouldn’t have

Ate anyway no it’s not it’s it’s bottle we didn’t like our Kon but Joey ate the Kon and he ate my mom’s butter chicken Andy’s eating my Kon we’re keeping these yeah we’re keeping these we need these for Italy our weapons we put them in our shoes every day are you sword fighting

Me to try it brownie we both took it we’re talking about how good these are Joey leans over to the lady next to him who’s not with us and he goes you going to eat that brownie it’s now morning they gave us these breakfast czon and then we had some

Coffee I slept for like an hour my mom’s watching Bary she didn’t sleep at all Joey wants me to time him doing soku Puzzles oh get this filthy thing off me right now I want my headrest put it back put that dirty thing on my lap how you guys feeling I’m beat Joey I haven’t even done anything Joey how you feeling he feels good he’s ready to go climb a mountain he suck the whole time

Can’t excuse me yeah I don’t know why you didn’t sleep so the trains are on strike so we had a train ticket to the Rome terminal the main one and they went on strike so we got a bus ticket so we just walked a mile to get to this bus

Station with all of our luggage I mine did flip over it was awful unbelievable this is crazy do you see that that man just carried mom’s bag for her we just checked into we could walk down we just checked into our Airbnb and we met the

Owner and she’s not ready for us yet because we booked an earlier train cuz we got here earlier than expected and you get into this little elevator here and only one of us can fit in it it was pretty cool Joey ended up all the way at

The top I could hear him yelling up there all right where would we like to go we decided we’re going to follow this tour group when I said yeah we’ll fit right in so Mom says not really but I say we just join them and see where they take

Us I look so bad after that 24-hour travel day and um we’re still with our group and then look where our group brought us right to where we were trying to find besides looking for a wine window so we haven’t made it far and I actually really went for tourist here

And I picked the restaurant right next to this because I really want to just sit here and look at this it’s just beautiful I don’t even know if the food’s going to be remotely good but I guess we’ll find out oh my goodness you’re right I look like somebody

Punched me there they go they found themselves some scrapple oh they got spooked by something nothing will stop them Italian pigeons are the craziest oh oh they took the bread and ran off with Joey and I devoured these little lady fingers but I think they’re called man fingers they’re not

Sweet no one had any of the bread oh you had the bread is the bread good your lasagna looks so cheesy and good my ravioli looks good I don’t know what Joey ordered oh that’s the my mom’s lasagna is so it’s actually really really good I always are

Interesting they’re good but I don’t know Joey keeps looking down these Alleyways and he’s like we supposed to go that way and she’s like there’s nothing that we need to be doing that goes down that way should we all try to fit into the elevator no you can try that on your

Own I want to give me can I want to record you going up how you going to you going to meet me at the top I’m going to record you for the glass here okay okay this is our Airbnb that I found I thought it looks so cute from the

Pictures it’s this little just little apartment and it’s right in the main area so we’re not even that far from anything and then if you go in here this is the master bedroom and then my favorite part and the reason that I really like these kinds of rooms

Look how big that window is oh I just ran into the wall and then in here we have the bathroom don’t come in here I just opened the door and he’s like don’t you come in here now let me go upstairs and take a look at that there is a washing machine

Mhm this is the little loft where Joey’s going to be sleeping and it overlooks the little apartment and then a little bathroom oh no there’s light oh wow little kitty cats so yeah this is our room for the next two nights I thought it looked Charming you ready

Me yes what’s the temperature outside cold cold why is she sleeping right there when there’s a bed what we had tickets to go to Pisa my mom she says not happening today for her whever because we’re not going back so Joey and I we’re going to go catch the

Train we just got off of and we’re going to head to pizza and see the Leaning Tower don’t stop for a long time this one must have a lot of stops or something there’s the end of the line too oh yeah I’m proud of us are you proud of us I

Don’t know we haven’t made it yet I’m okay but we still navigated how to get onto the train and we still made it to where we were supposed to be I’m proud welcome to Pizza no grao prgo not perro pero is butt in Spanish AO look at the fountain

Wow yeah we were just talking about that our mom would not have enjoyed any of this all right this is the quick Tor Pizza we got a statue right here this is Victorio kahul kahun the second La CIA la provin de Pisa and the mar round about broccol no wrong way at how

Pretty I don’t know you said you knew what it was so okay says we have three more minutes actually two now so 30 minutes it’s turned into two shots over there are you impressed with it could be better they could have done a better job could

Have yeah I guess so every gelato stand we walk by as soon as we say do you want some gelato it shuts its doors like those two are not coming to get J tonight is just what it’s not deliver it’s the he said it’s not delivery it’s

Thear cuz New York was under wait wait New York was better under Giuliani cuz it’s not delivery it’s the journal look at these things here on the McDonald’s menu where are they add them to my order I don’t know what that cheese stick snack was and I got myself some Mi toast

Which one’s what wait a minute here’s our what were they called Italian love drops is it better than the Mcto you’re always shaking us around it’s Platform 9 and 3/4 that’s right I’m so proud of us that we figured this out and we got McDonald’s and we got back earlier is this ours look they’re like real train stopper things we’re just enjoying each other’s company having some Nutella biscuits I’m

Like isn’t this apartment just beautiful my mom’s like it really is beautiful it’s really neat um Joey what do you think he says honestly what I would have done with the place is I would have made the upstairs the second floor a little bit bigger we

Would have come out a little bit more to here there’s just a lot of wasted space that could have been a little different up there instead of yeah it’s really nice he just thinks about the construction that he would have done differently like he could have done the construction anyway

Cafe why is all your stuff in Spanish this is fish I think I want a fish tank Joy goes where are Mom goes Epcot Joy goes all right I’m going to tell people at Epcot in Italy she’s like there’s no Italy in Epcot yes there is yes there is I can’t

Make it up so every time you use your phone that’s not on the Wi-Fi you’re using data she says I’m not going to use my phone all day I walk in she’s got the life app open which uses a lot of data if you’re not on the Wi-Fi to tell tell

Me oh look Veronica it says you’re in Florence all right $10 just to see where I’m at standing right in front of You I just wanted to see the little thing on the M she just is well let me see what it looks like while we’re here look it Veronica she’s in Florence it today is day two of our Italy Excursion and we are going to go see the statue of

David and then we’re going to go on a what I don’t know going on a tour right tour yep let’s go Joey what’ you say there’d be no Bagels here Bagel canoli pachio canoli how’s your cappuccino it’s very good I got a panala uh and we’re eating it right

There it’s really so much less crowded than it was yesterday afternoon so if you want to come get a picture with no one in it but that guy this is your time he’s easy to photoshop out clearly well Joey wants a picture looking up at something too and this is what we

Got Joey’s so over us arguing about these paintings that he’s left us completely and said he’s finding a new family my M goes there that’s the singer you went and got you guys went and saw is that the statue of David Joey no okay how about this one right here it’s Michelangelo

Oh is that one okay how about that is that it oh in real life this is much bigger than you would think well that definitely is not it but we’ll keep looking I have lost my family officially I’m surprised I don’t hear them anywhere but look at this room that I just walked

Into I’m guessing doing this without them where’s mom she’s where at I hate to I hate that we’re always this the family of the craziest words and laughter but Joey walks up to these and he goes I hate to admit I’m really not that impressed that they used plaster on some

Of these my mom goes yeah cuz Joy would have used Play-Doh yeah she did she said yeah cuz Joey could have done better a stone that’s the statue of David but that’s the only guy Joey’s favorite sculpture of all is the swan I just can’t even imagine all the

Work that went into these and you got to think about how the architecture and paint what are you going to say should I shut the camera off so many he mares and H Mar what these p m what what M this is the second floor

Here if I sound out of breath it’s cuz you have to walk up a lot of stairs can you even comprehend 1364 oh this painting says it was done by a mediocre painter and Joey you thought I was telling a thought you were just saying it and that was your critique so

What did we all think about that but it was pretty amazing Joseph pretty amazing although um Joey said the churches over here are not Originals don’t repat my mom said that while we’re here she’s decided she wants to pick up smoking so the next station we’re going

To grab some smokes for her few hours really changed it over here there’s the Ferrari store Joey has chosen what next activity will be Mom’s excited he wants to ride a horse or do we want to ride the golf cart I would rather do the horse than to ride a golf

Cart shoot the Italian government is releasing Chemtrails over here in Italy too y good fine Mom no one would ever believed does to ride the horse is 50 so we’re going to go to the ATM and one thing I learned on all my research mom

Wants a product hor is when you go to the ATMs over here they charge you a conversion fee and if you hit declin conversion you save yourself a lot of money I learned that here we go riding the horses our picture I’m taking it right

Now what better way oh I’m so zoomed in Joey says what better way to see the town of Florence than to ride around in a horse you’re right Joey this was worth every penny the guy behind us is getting very impatient he wants our horse is speed it

Up Michel Church the best gotic style in Florence mangelo is a copy the original in Academia Museum and that behind the corner Gallery Museum now that’s I’m talking about there’s the H&M what street are we on don’t know this is what’ you say I don’t know 12 C S Church wow

Wow this is the oldest street in Forest C Santa trita Bridge the castle is aoni Palace the property family sty stand up please stand up stand up are ready for real look Mar flower Church the cathedral the third largest cathedral in the world the tower is the J Bel Tower the second high

Tower in Florence 84 M what ATT only what I know what pay attention Oh I thought may maybe pay attention to me you guys hello hello that was even better than I had imagined the ending was when it got really fantastic when he said stand up Veronica

And turn around and watch this and he just plowed through and he got road rage he was telling these people you it was crazy it was so funny was it not fun it was fun you didn’t want to do it thank you so much so we walked our way back down here

Towards that little section where the horse took took us To grab my arm other arm your other arm I know everybody watch this what I’m going to do break the wrist walk away walk away that’s how it’s done people that’s how it’s done here at miago other arm your other arm no [Applause] put the wrist walk away

How obviously the horses know this tour so we’ll just follow the horses that’s right hopefully they don’t poop and we walk right through it there goes the horse we lost our tour look at that colored pigeon talk about rare rare over here is the fake Statue of

David and then well it’s not exactly fake it is a statue we’re in the little Calia did you hear what he said we can go over and look in the channel store if you want oh my God Joe you cracked me up it looks like they got a lot of stations in there

So sure Veronica you want to go check out the channel station so now we’re trying to find the water and we were on the right track but then we keep getting sidetracked but we’re doing the right thing now all the Italian you’ve learned this past two days exy which nobody knows okay forget

It oh Wow been kayaking down this you know yeah it doesn’t make you glad that you didn’t do it no it doesn’t Okay well it does glad I didn’t not me you guys separated from me for a good 10 minutes I can’t find you either anywhere I can’t call I

Can’t text this fat butt comes back with a gelato like he doesn’t care couldn’t care less he really went and got ice cream mom yelled at me I quit shoving your face look at that at the same time we like this guy came up to my mom and she did he did

That thing with the bracelet and she goes uhuh I’ve seen you on YouTube Buddy [Laughter] it’s the pon Veo Santa trinita good citizens here cleaning up Italy one by one I got to get the footage for the memory Vlog here comes a horse in a few

Minutes I’ll help there that is such a pretty photo through there man like it’s everything is just so pretty and real here I know what is this he told you it was one of the families that lived here there’s the AES store you want a photo what like rocket that’s really Neat already here aren’t we yeah look at y everybody touches it right there my mom saw the bad guys down at the steps where we taking pictures of Joey knew he was she knew he was bad and that what was the eyeball on Joey what was he looking

For what he was just looking like this she says mine’s huge mom’s is pretty big and Joey got I have no clue dokie the best thing here infrastructure the architecture I don’t know that Tupac cares too much what made you say that what show me it one more

Time she’s a we T see what I got up my sleeve cuz I said I wanted to walk around by myself so they could go take naps all right Mom we’re going to cheers to that quit that job when they annoy you that’s right that paper out of that machine

And just right I quit right across the fax machine fax it to the pharmacy or whoever you want to there’s no you mean business we just got done with mass here and right at the end they said I want to thank everyone that’s here from Kansas City

Missouri and who was reading today where was the principal and they’re all from Kansas City like what are the odds that’s very weird very weird it gave me chills they like we’re back in New Orleans Mom that’s what I feel Like our toilet we don’t we don’t have toilet paper in here we ran out she really didn’t give us any and um I told my mom I told my mom that the person who runs this Airbnb said that that she’s not getting us more toilet paper because she want she would

Really like us to start using the bouy instead and that for future tenants that are going to rent here she would really prefer them to use the bdet as as well my mom’s like well forget that I’m not I’m not using that bouet so uh I don’t

Know what to tell that lady but you can tell you can tell her I’m not using the bedet so we’ll have to figure something out here mom goes she walks out she was no stinking toilet paper we never went go stinking toilet paper and I’m like

Well the lady said we have to be utilizing the bouet mom goes forget her in the B you could tell her I said so I’m not using that I’m not I’m not using that Bou I need she came marching out here to the paper doll wck and you could tell her I said

So she got soad the lady never said anything like that but the lady never said that need to utilize that the lady said we have to utilize the BD and you Mom are you still upset about the lady saying we need to use the bdet freaking

Gay I don’t understand what do you mean by that that means she’s not doing it I’m not doing I’ll flush her toilet 100 I still don’t know and I’ll use coming up you don’t want to leave me toilet paper she left you toilet paper she did she said she said

You say it says in the directions use sparingly the toilet paper until further notice use the bouet yeah okay where’s those directions read it it’s in the pamphlet is it really it says these things are the best these nighttime spooky tours are the best they used to

Be for me but we’re supposed to be doing a nighttime spooky tour right now and we took the Uber down here and I’m with the Eskimo no idea Joey goes did you bring your shank with you she goes forgot the shank so now we’re out

Of luck if this guy really is like not legit we’re going to break the wrist walk away break theist walk away break break the wrist walk away at Rex quo we break the wrist walk away practice right now real quick no no put the arm out grab his right hand no you didn’t

Even you that no warning oh oh oh oh grab my we found our tour and we all had to like download WhatsApp it’s pretty big group oh look it it’s not raining too bad right now though it’s really not raining tomorrow my mom said she’s

Getting the $10 Perma we saw on the way home from the airport she said tomorrow she’s buying it at a bargain price it’s our first stop it’s the oldest pub in Florence cute little thing oh I see Sports yucky sit down for one second guess who’s already eating wine is

Strong so I’m drinking and then eating a chip after as a chaser Joy’s getting kicked off the group he’s literally just sitting here telling everybody about his childhood traumas is that he’s turned our wine class class we’re from off I’d be like well I retired police

Officer oh yes I have a Harley at home my mom said that she is a retired police officer she knows how to break the wrist and walk away how did you get two drinks we ditched Joey down there at the other end he left him come stay here Sal all right salute

Sal look at me all right we got to go we’re done we’re leaving she said she said what your bir how was your birthday I don’t remember it brought up the trauma he goes she they were just telling me that you never they never like to pick you up from

School there’s a sign for the B it’s so funny because being an elementary teacher helps me so much I have officially found a wine Window There’s a little chocolate thing happening here and this looks kind of like where we were earlier but it is not the same Galileo is buried here Michelangelo is buried here and Italy likes to tell a lot of fibs they said that Michelangelo was buried here and he’s

Not I say forget the tour let’s go get some chocolate from The Chocolate Festival and then go get some McDonald’s and we go right to bed she goes that bartender thinks you’re really cute and when you go in there just so you know all the bartenders are

Really cute in there and what did I say and man he is the cutest Italian you will ever see everybody’s dancing having fun and I’m looking up where the nearest McDonald’s Is mom has a new friend I don’t know how but it has happened We’re all here on our walk home we know what the scheme we do we know what the scheme was we’ve seen taken and we’ve seen taken two and three and four so we’re not stupid they may think we’re stupid but we’re not stupid though no well we all

Watch each other like a hawk I watched every move Joey was making every move you were making and I watched every move everyone else was making was worse than anyone we keep ordering the most fattest on the menu and then blaming her for it we’re like cheese fries yeah you would

Want those go ahead order them but we keep clicking the button cuz we want them you can’t forget that doohickey that’s been everywhere we are off to Rome now we had a interesting stay in Florence it was fun it was fun I had a lot of fun me my parents