While driving to another pizza review, Dave sees such an old school sign in Morette’s that he had no choice but to pull over and do a bonus review. #shorts #onebite #daveportnoy #pizza #steakandcheese
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41 Comments
That shirt is amazing
Imagine the amount of food vs the price, effecting the score. And imagine laughing at the illusion of the for mentioned, because you know it's faker than a $4 bill
🤣🤣🤣💚🥰👍🏻👍🏻
9.8 on the shirt
“Literally, it looks like it got attacked by a raccoon.” Hilarious 😂😂
Absolutely love the shirt 😂
Bread is turrible.
Has there been a score under a 7 in the last 6 years?
Looks like the after birth!!!
Sloppy as hell but
Still needed cheese !
10.11 😂 good wan heeb
I've lived in Schenectady for over 28 years haven't gone there yet will have to try it out
Nope. Never eat a cheese steak where the people put sauce on it. They definitely don't have a clue about cheese steaks. That should be called a beef and marinara sandwich.
I'm all for getting more for the money, but that's over the line. You can't close it. Bread disintegrated upon folding. Steak and marinara sounds stupid and I'm all for trying new things. It's a hard pass.
Used to be good
Sucks now
Thanks for repping the hero of Scranton. The man who raised prison Mike.
I’m sure it’s good but if you can’t eat the damn thing then what’s the point.
Pizza steaks are effing disgusting… they piss me off
what a gey shirt
That's a pizza steak, it gets steak, red sauce, and mozzarella
Looks like an absolute mess ….4.2
Marinara bread and meat. The last dinner day of the month before mom goes to the store 😢
Ain't a slice. Takes two hands
tf is a 10.11 on vibes scale?
Shirt’s pretty funny. Even in that state he was still a better president and it’s not even close.
Now I also know why Dave can't open a pizza box.
I'd give it 10
I can tell the roll is crap. Meat looks like dog food. Sauce is put on steaks for people with paltes or to cover up.
DO TJ’s PIZZA IN ASBURY PARK YOU MISSED IT LAST TIME
TRASH! Come To PHILLY & Order A PIZZA 🍕 CHEESESTEAK 🥖🧀🥩
Love the shirt 😂😂❤
They overloaded the roll with wayy too much meat then wayy too much marinara sauce so what do they think is going to happen if you try to pick it up and try to get a bite out of it, fking ridiculous man 🤦🏼♀️
What a shirt! Haha
Dave is already uncoordinated enough. That sandwich was doomed to fail in his hands lmao
Looks awful to try and eat.. reminds me of loose meat sammiches they made in Roseanne, but with marinara.. a nice bit of mozz sprinkled on before the sauce might hold it together better.. but yeah, bad presentation
Sloppy usually means better, but in this case, sloppy means inedible
How can they make it different. Why don't you try not putting steak on it, no cheeze make it like a sloppy joe on a cheap white bun and call it 50 yr old mo and pop steak sandwich.
You need a fork lol
I think the marinara sauce makes it a sloppy Giuseppe.
F*** that sandwich.
Average age in there is the temperature of a fever…