As a man of pizza Dave Portnoy would like to say he could taste the difference between Pizz’amici and Kim’s Uncle because of their 50 year old oven, but he couldn’t
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28 Comments
His scores mean nada. His opinion is bogus. He gave high 8s to a pizzaria in colonie ny that burned the pie.
Dave is looking old. Jesus Christ
I've been to the Nassau Coliseum
Damn it Dave, you abandoned XRP as our 1 and only Leader. That's honestly like losing George Washington, sir.
Obviously I'm just razzing ya bro.
Get back in bro, we are headed to good heights boss. I'm a big fan. You're doing great things!! Im happy for you!!
It's a helluv a druhhgg
F this guy and his one bites Colbert is awesome
Another banger score by Ribeye Porknoy
It looks nice!! 👍
I’ve seen better pizza at Domino’s and I’ve never had Domino’s before
This guy sucks
I fuckin love El Presidente ! Dave Portoy is the shit. Especially how much he loves Ms. Peaches
I’m trying to think if any other bulldozer could get that oven out
Dave has a mastered the art of rating pizza.
Dave is porking out.
Dave is the goat when it comes to pizza reviews…terrible at math😂😂😂
Consistent scoring? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kim's uncle- 8.1
I understood exactly what he was saying
Seems every time someone tries to make a pizza exactly like Dave wants. He gives them a lower score and a bunch of criticisms for trying to decode his matrix.
FREE PALESTINE
I think Chicago is secretly his favorite ❤️..
Tavern and deep, I guarantee it is..
Stubborn headed sports guys can’t ever admit 💩 like this tho 😊
Isn’t that 75 years!! Or Do I need a helmet and a little yellow bus!!
Rosatis Ogden Aurora Illinois
So what's the score?!!
Well done for sure here
The difference would be if it was cut in triangles. It would be way higher. That’s crazy.
If Israel had a pizza you would have to give it a 9.9. Or else you your an antisemite
Everything's an 8.1 nobody knows the rules.