The Nicest Thing You Could Ever Say To Me Is That I Look Like Paul Newman #shorts #onebite #frozenpizza #daveportnoy
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Yes Newman's own is the best frozen pizza I think I've ever had too. A few others are good or pretty good I like Red Baron Amy certainly has a nice Margarita Pizza.
You're right, you don't look like him
Is the frozen pizza on a separate scale from the regular scale?
Wow! You look just like Paul Newman! Everybody knows the rules!
We picked up one small little thing 10 bucks but I don’t really care about that, open it up and it was just dough nothing else no sauce no cheese nothing, we got ripped off Dave you owe me !!!
I don't remember what this video was about…
poormans newman but i see it , sorry compared to an icon … 7.2 YOUR WELCOME Dave !!!
Dude, you kind of have a resemblance to Paul Newman.
You look like if Paul Newman and that Alien from the 80’s called Alf had a loveless one night stand….and you came along 9 months later.
could you zoom in just a bit more dave? couldn't see the bottom left side of your beard clearly.
His tomato and basil sauce is top shelf too. Marinara too sour for my taste.
Paul Newman. The Hustler
Try the Paul Newman Organic Oreos…
What’s it like having the “I’m on the right side of history” parasite in your head? Must help you sleep better calling Kanye a horrible human while also having sexual assault allegations you have to deal with.
Red Baren at that score?! You're crazy…
Paul Betman is the best you’re getting with that fat wallet and face
This guy wouldn’t know pizza if it fell on his head!
Have you tried the frozen pizza at ALDI? They have some good ones.
you keep eating all that pizza and you can drop the Paul, and you'll be looking like just Newman
Right on Dave!
And yeah, Paul Newman was one in a billion.
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You should try home run inn frozen pizza!
What Ever Happened To Your Terrible Frozen Pizza Dave ? The Edsel Of The Frozen Pizza 🍕 World 😊
I remember laughing so hard when Dave started receiving so much stuff during the lockdown and every corner/hallway in his apartment was just packed with shit
Gotta rate the Ellio’s
Those Stouffer’s french bread slices were my favorite frozen pizza growing up
The whole toilet paper scare was the dumbest thing in American history.
Old Davey Shotcoiner! Degen Davey! Old Davey Rug Pull!
Newman’s and Bellatoria’s are probably the best frozen pizzas in my opinion.
Newmans Own black bean salsa is awesome!
You look NOTHING like Paul Newman. He was a 9.2. You are a 6.1 but only with the beard or you’d drop to a 5.6
My old mum said you look more like Paul Newman than Paul Newman himself 😂😂😂
Home Run Inn at 4.9? That's ridiculously low….
Celeste was the best back in the day. Honestly tastes like Montes which Dave gave a perfect 10
Yeah i see it. Paul Newman was one of a kind. Steve McQueen and clint eastwood had to act like a badass, paul didn't have to act he new he was.
He needs to try digiorno thin crust way better than original
Genio pizza is the best frozen pizza. Trust me
Love me 2:30 AM Totino’s
Hot wet stove on a cold rink ice. Everyone knows