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39 Comments
If you see there's Dave I have predicted your scores with a 96
point two percent accuracy on what you're gonna score i think you should go to live every time. Ask me what I think you're going to say. And I'll tell everybody what you're gonna say
Some people call me a pigeon.
I've been called a muppet before, but I'm not a filthy pigeon. A filthy filthy pigeon. No, I am not anyways, am I? No social media except YouTube. And I have a Yahoo account and Sometimes I can log in Sometimes I can't so YouTube be the best way to get ahold of me
Thank you for considering this.
Because obviously when you read this, you have to consider it whether you say fuck this muppet. Oh, maybe so? But that's why I said, thank you for your consideration, because you have to consider it. No matter what my wife has a sticker on her car that says, save the turtles, or some fucking thing like that. And we do a lot of charity while she does, but I do driver up there to this rescue place. I think you would like that. They were struck home to stay afloat. Maybe after you consider us doing something like this. Hey, maybe we can donate any profits towards sandy pines in ontario napannee that's a hard word to spell by the way, but I think I got her have a good night
That guy just eats the dough raw
Dave you look ten years younger
What's the score?
That looks lovely.
Fresh basil goes on a Margherita pizza not a cheese pie
B.S.
It's clearly "b-ullsh-it"
7.8 is insane bro, Jesus Christ im convinced if u want a perfect score from Dave just light the pizza on fire till its burnt to a crisp
You’re reviews are getting questionable now bro 🤦♂️
That pizza looks amazing
2 bites nobody knows the rules
Looks legit
that crunch @ 1:06 is at least 8.1
Dave loves Dino nuggets with ketchup.
that's a good looking pie. 8.4 all day
Pizza Taste Better
Reheated
2-3 Days Later !
IMhO
Davey da J shaved a point off the score to send to Israel
Us TE bodies want the heavy! Let's go
The word is bullshit.
Looks good
Sooo, he admits he has bad taste i pizza? got it. So does my sister.
The thought of the angry guy going every Monday and being pisses they’re closed for a whole year cracks me up 🤣
God forbid they get one day off a week
Heavy is artsy and b is for bullshit😂
Its glistening it looks pretty
Jeez these kids would rather write a grumpy ass message rather than look at the site and call them when they're thinking of going to see if they're open.
I can't believe Dave couldn't fill in that blank without help
Think about how rich you have to be, to prefer that your pizza be so light you could eat 5,000 slices. Me on the otherhand — I prefer being full after 2-4 slices.
Let me be clear , it's good.
Portnoy never gonna' make it on "Wheel of Fortune."
8.1 AT LEAST
Dave looking like he’s been up for a couple of days.
Looks like pizza, taste like pizza. Is definitely pizza
That was an artsy bite!!!
I can smell it from here
Portnoy is a kid. He just likes cheese crackers. My 10 year old eats cheese pizza 🤦🏿♀️🤦🏿♀️🤦🏿♀️
I'd 8.1 this, 8.3 for the petty screenshot.
One bite …. cmon one slice should be the rule before a rating
Boy has Dave aged quickly 😂
Gay pizza boy….