1. Decide you want to touch grass. 2. Stand up. 3. Stretch. 4. Put down your phone. 5. Put on shoes (optional). 6. Find a door leading outside. 7. Walk toward the door. 8. Open the door. 9. Step outside. 10. Close the door behind you. 11. Look around. 12. Locate a patch of grass. 13. Confirm it is actually grass. 14. Walk toward the grass. 15. Avoid walking into a wall. 16. Continue walking. 17. Get closer. 18. Notice the color of the grass. 19. Observe any flowers nearby. 20. Keep moving. 21. Reach the edge of the grass. 22. Pause briefly. 23. Admire nature. 24. Take one step onto the grass. 25. Take another step. 26. Feel the ground beneath you. 27. Check for sprinklers. 28. Verify you're allowed to be there. 29. Look for ants. 30. Look for bees. 31. Continue carefully. 32. Find a comfortable spot. 33. Bend your knees slightly. 34. Lean forward. 35. Lower your torso. 36. Extend one arm. 37. Open your hand. 38. Spread your fingers. 39. Aim toward the grass. 40. Move your hand closer. 41. Closer. 42. Even closer. 43. Resist the urge to check notifications. 44. Stay focused. 45. Keep lowering your hand. 46. Notice the texture. 47. Feel the breeze. 48. Lower your hand more. 49. Almost there. 50. Halfway to the goal. 51. Continue. 52. Don't overthink it. 53. Approach a blade of grass. 54. Select a target blade. 55. Confirm target acquired. 56. Lower your hand. 57. Lower it further. 58. Nearly touching. 59. Millimeters away. 60. Hold steady. 61. Touch a blade. 62. Congratulations. 63. Touch more blades. 64. Verify contact. 65. Wiggle your fingers. 66. Feel the grass. 67. Appreciate the moment. 68. Stay in contact for one second. 69. Then two seconds. 70. Then three. 71. Observe the sensation. 72. Take a deep breath. 73. Listen for birds. 74. Notice any clouds. 75. Continue touching grass. 76. You've done it. 77. But keep going. 78. Pat the grass gently. 79. Avoid uprooting it. 80. Thank the grass mentally. 81. Smile if you want. 82. Take a photo (optional). 83. Resist making it a productivity task. 84. Just exist for a moment. 85. Feel the sunlight. 86. Or the shade. 87. Notice the temperature. 88. Continue touching grass. 89. Reflect on how simple this is. 90. Appreciate being outdoors. 91. Release the grass. 92. Stand up. 93. Brush off your hands. 94. Take one last look. 95. Remember the experience. 96. Walk back toward the door. 97. Open the door. 98. Go inside. 99. Close the door. 100. Tell everyone you've successfully touched grass.
this took a long time to write so 100 likes and ill write another 100 step guide on how to do something! c
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I need to go on a diet after thisโฆ๐
Holy
โiโm lactose intolerantโ WHY YOU DOING THIS
Ur insane thatโs like the biggest pizza iโve seen and ur lactose intolerant congratulations dude๐๐
Somebody needs to investimigate to life
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How to touch grass bc im bored
1. Decide you want to touch grass.
2. Stand up.
3. Stretch.
4. Put down your phone.
5. Put on shoes (optional).
6. Find a door leading outside.
7. Walk toward the door.
8. Open the door.
9. Step outside.
10. Close the door behind you.
11. Look around.
12. Locate a patch of grass.
13. Confirm it is actually grass.
14. Walk toward the grass.
15. Avoid walking into a wall.
16. Continue walking.
17. Get closer.
18. Notice the color of the grass.
19. Observe any flowers nearby.
20. Keep moving.
21. Reach the edge of the grass.
22. Pause briefly.
23. Admire nature.
24. Take one step onto the grass.
25. Take another step.
26. Feel the ground beneath you.
27. Check for sprinklers.
28. Verify you're allowed to be there.
29. Look for ants.
30. Look for bees.
31. Continue carefully.
32. Find a comfortable spot.
33. Bend your knees slightly.
34. Lean forward.
35. Lower your torso.
36. Extend one arm.
37. Open your hand.
38. Spread your fingers.
39. Aim toward the grass.
40. Move your hand closer.
41. Closer.
42. Even closer.
43. Resist the urge to check notifications.
44. Stay focused.
45. Keep lowering your hand.
46. Notice the texture.
47. Feel the breeze.
48. Lower your hand more.
49. Almost there.
50. Halfway to the goal.
51. Continue.
52. Don't overthink it.
53. Approach a blade of grass.
54. Select a target blade.
55. Confirm target acquired.
56. Lower your hand.
57. Lower it further.
58. Nearly touching.
59. Millimeters away.
60. Hold steady.
61. Touch a blade.
62. Congratulations.
63. Touch more blades.
64. Verify contact.
65. Wiggle your fingers.
66. Feel the grass.
67. Appreciate the moment.
68. Stay in contact for one second.
69. Then two seconds.
70. Then three.
71. Observe the sensation.
72. Take a deep breath.
73. Listen for birds.
74. Notice any clouds.
75. Continue touching grass.
76. You've done it.
77. But keep going.
78. Pat the grass gently.
79. Avoid uprooting it.
80. Thank the grass mentally.
81. Smile if you want.
82. Take a photo (optional).
83. Resist making it a productivity task.
84. Just exist for a moment.
85. Feel the sunlight.
86. Or the shade.
87. Notice the temperature.
88. Continue touching grass.
89. Reflect on how simple this is.
90. Appreciate being outdoors.
91. Release the grass.
92. Stand up.
93. Brush off your hands.
94. Take one last look.
95. Remember the experience.
96. Walk back toward the door.
97. Open the door.
98. Go inside.
99. Close the door.
100. Tell everyone you've successfully touched grass.
this took a long time to write so 100 likes and ill write another 100 step guide on how to do something! c
The same time you took to finish the pizza will be the same on how long you will be on the toilet๐ญ
Duo of a lifetime
Best collab ever๐ฅฒ
Doctor: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PLAN
Cool
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โi know everything thats gonna happenโ
I'm lactose intolerant, so ima eat 3 fucking pounds of cheese
Wdym your lactose intolerant?๐ญ
W collab
Wtf
Itโs ALWAYS the lactose intolerant people.
Yall looklike Gymbros
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Why is ian eats colliding with everybody first Jameskibs then CJ and now certified Andy
Bro HE HAS THE POWERRRR
YOU DISSAPOINT YOUR ANCESTORS
Hahaha๐
How old are you I have a sister
In Italy I had a meter pizza it was mm ma MASSIVE
Lol Best collab ever
Pray for the toilet man๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐ญ๐ญ
I KNOW U DONT LIKE TOMATOES BUT TRY TAJIN WITH IT IT HAS A GOATED FLAVOR
Crazy collab i watch both of yall
*i removed the rest of the clip and I'm about to upload them saying
Were about to take on a 30 inch..*
I swear I this guy on a add
why a pizza so little?
Iโm lactose too and you can barely eat anything bro
Try a pickled egg leave a hard boiled egg in pickle juice overnight and itll be pickled
Pls do lime tak egg
Ggs to the toilet cause he lactose
Why does he looks like Gara
Your a jud your a Jud LOL๐๐๐
This is insane, it sucks that yโall were so close to the time goal too
Come on? You couldnโt finish ๐ you would get a sub if you finished that
Ayeee the collab Iโve been wanting๐ฅ
Ian is cheating on James with Andy ๐
Iโm not even eating it and my stomach hurts ๐โ๏ธ