First one in line, reading pierce brown not colleen hoover I get out of work early and like to beat all the stay at home moms to prove my dominance. Sometimes I flip them off.
I’m the unbothered parent but only two kids. I park far away cause I don’t wanna fight with the chick fil a moms 😂😂😂 I’m on time, not too early and rarely late
Tryhard type 3. Meaning, a lot of the time I pass for type 1, but I always need a haircut and all my clothes have stains from cooking, dog walking or miniatures painting. I would request a Type 4 label, but I’m too lazy for that.
Ah I was the school bus child. Here's my parents: Morning: Rush Rush Rush. Why are you late. Eat quicklyyyy. You're gonna miss the bus. Oh no why is the other one still in the shower. (Either I would be late or my brother. Which means there was no use getting up early, as either one of us is gonna be late. But the day we both used to get ready queckly, well guess what, our meal used to be late!!😂) Afternoon: Oh the children could are gonna come soon let me unlatch the door… You're here? Ohk. (We used to heat up our lunch or our father used to do so. Mom is a professor she would come home in the evening. Papa used to work from home and used to eat with us in the afternoon.)
Watching this as I’m getting ready to leave for school pickup. I started off as Mom 1 for Kindergarten. Now we’re finishing up second grade and I’m just on time to avoid the line. We have to park and get out and walk up to the school. Single mom of a single kid, work from home ❤
I'm the grandpa, so I've been through this wild world of school pick-up and survived to tell the tale. I'm the retired older gentleman that is in no rush to arrive first for anything, including picking up my grandkids. But I will also never be late, as I don't want said grandkids to think I've forgotten them.
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4)The one who forgets they have a child
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What even is this? It looks delicious and I want to make this today!
First one in line, reading pierce brown not colleen hoover I get out of work early and like to beat all the stay at home moms to prove my dominance. Sometimes I flip them off.
Is there a recipe for this somewhere? It looks delicious
did no one else pick up on colleen hoover 😭😭😭
"battling for pole position" love the f1 ref
I know I would be none. Get in the school bus and come home
I mean they spend your tax dollars to run busses and hire drivers for a reason. Plus more free childcare 😂.
I’m the unbothered parent but only two kids. I park far away cause I don’t wanna fight with the chick fil a moms 😂😂😂
I’m on time, not too early and rarely late
Tryhard type 3. Meaning, a lot of the time I pass for type 1, but I always need a haircut and all my clothes have stains from cooking, dog walking or miniatures painting. I would request a Type 4 label, but I’m too lazy for that.
Three.
Show up early and have your vehicle stop running in the pickup line to see true excitement.
I am the parent that allows the school bus to deal with the traffic stress honestly 🙃
This was so funny.
Parent 1: battle with the other 3, not even left the drop off 😂😂😂
45 minutes ago I love when u talk about Linda
Ah I was the school bus child.
Here's my parents:
Morning: Rush Rush Rush. Why are you late. Eat quicklyyyy. You're gonna miss the bus. Oh no why is the other one still in the shower. (Either I would be late or my brother. Which means there was no use getting up early, as either one of us is gonna be late. But the day we both used to get ready queckly, well guess what, our meal used to be late!!😂)
Afternoon: Oh the children could are gonna come soon let me unlatch the door… You're here? Ohk. (We used to heat up our lunch or our father used to do so. Mom is a professor she would come home in the evening. Papa used to work from home and used to eat with us in the afternoon.)
You left off the fourth row, Tim: the smart parent who chucks their kids on the school bus.
Did you know kids are 75% safer on a school bus than they are with their very own parents? It's truuuue!
So be parent #4, and not only keep your kids safer, but enjoy that extra chunk of time every morning and every evening.
Definitely All of the above depending on the days 😂😂😂
Is there a recipe??
The type to home school but with so many kids, they'd open their own school 🤏
The plot twist ending; all these examples are definitely him
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Watching this video in pole position 😀
And the last kind of parents are still sleeping cuiz there kids walk two miles home
I’m in my early 20s with no kids but damn that is good looking pasta
#3 rocks
I think I'm more of a type 3 but I don't get there tooooo late
yeah, I can believe tim reads colleen hoover books
i’ve definitely the third one because I’m usually taking meetings while I’m in the car
Running like crazy to be just on time!😅
I’m not religious but I am spiritual. That’s me for sure! 😂
Parent 4 is at least 40 minute late
I'm whatever type is at home getting ready for their night shift job so their kid takes the bus
Unfortunately none I don't have kids.
I’m the homeschool mom who has never been in an elementary school pickup line, but has heard things about it.
Ha!!! Pole position! I like
Bruh i finish school at 3:00 and my dads there by 4:30 🥀✌️
Watching this as I’m getting
ready to leave for school pickup. I started off as Mom 1 for Kindergarten. Now we’re finishing up second grade and I’m just on time to avoid the line. We have to park and get out and walk up to the school. Single mom of a single kid, work from home ❤
I'm the grandpa, so I've been through this wild world of school pick-up and survived to tell the tale. I'm the retired older gentleman that is in no rush to arrive first for anything, including picking up my grandkids. But I will also never be late, as I don't want said grandkids to think I've forgotten them.
3 but swap the hazards and stress for a pair of pit vipers and an unapologetic stroll across the empty playground
Oh no I immediately felt called out by the last one 😅
I wanna see ur hairline or hair without the hat😂😂❤😅😊
I don’t have or like kids, I’m a dog parent 😂
I would be the type to show at 4 pm so that way everyone has already left and then drive to back to lake instead of the house
I'm 19…idky m here