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johnnie and i attempted to make sandwiches and im not sure if were happy with them. cooking is hard.

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Me and Johnny are hung over my second monster of day I’m a little hung over I just like vomited were you like on the bathroom floor dude I was laying in the shower my tummy all hurt and then like and then I went into like it’s funny cuz

I can biter it yeah I just like the only thing that’s going to I feel like make me feel better is if we make a gourmet sandwich yeah yes me yes me and Johnny we’re feminists the guys can make sandwiches too I mean mine’s going to be

Amazing I’m a really good Chef yeah yeah what’s your favorite dish to make I made some pizza rolls in the microwave ah let’s go get S much sh much oh dude you can jump on these parkour free cigarette oh okay that follow was where’s the sandwich section

I hurt my hand and no one cares I hurt in the inside every day you’re not special Evacuate the Dance FL yo that was that’s my ick all right I’m going to jump over you do it [ __ ] I’m scared Evacuate the Dance FL oh dude that was by sound stop

This speed is killing me take you underr sometimes you out weird me so we have a couple options of bread the Demi French bread B I have everything I need for my sandwich already we’re cooking today soft French bread oo I like pretty soft actually they weren’t kidding I can’t want the

Sourdough I hear a lot of good things about sourdough bread where sourdough weekly oh went through my nose that doesn’t make it that did not make it better I thought you [ __ ] puked on me I swear to God this is the bread that I want what bread do you want

Soft bread like honestly the soft bread sounds cool bread bread can I get bacon you can put anything on your sandwich get the fully cooked you know you don’t got to cook it is like no but it’s already cooked on a microwave so you don’t have to like put it on the grill

But I need like I need I need that like I need like no dude no dude we’re making a [ __ ] sandwich yeah I’m trying to make a good one no dude I’m not we’re not I don’t want to cook dude we’re just putting things together okay but I want

To cook if it tast I want to cook bacon if it shut the [ __ ] up it’s my sandwich and if it doesn’t taste that good it’s on you okay it’s my sandwich and if it doesn’t taste good it’s on you you forcing me to get whatever the [ __ ] that

Is tomatoes would be good on a sandwich I mean I’ll get it just in case I don’t know if I’m going to put it on Avocado you actually want avocado in your sandwich yeah what the hell I feel like this is an odd food for you to enjoy

Johnny knowing your diet what diet I’m not on a diet I don’t know which one you get but this one feels squishy no you’re supposed to like you tell it’s good and you like listen to it it’s supposed to sound like the ocean I hear demons let us Feast on shredded iceberg

Lettuce this section’s making a lot of noise salami chicken breast I kind of want tuna ew oh [ __ ] it grow up dude tuna’s good salami I’m going to get salami I’m a salami momy turkey’s good and I like it oh dude pepper jack cheese I also think I’m going to get some

Pickles which you know I’m a pickle [ __ ] what can I say anything with pepper in it I just I I like it CB singles you’re just a funny guy it’s Vita and it’s really classy and it tastes really good and you’re going to you’re going to hear you’re I bet it’s

Not even cheese what does it say pasteurized cheese product you’re going to love it I’m trying to make an Italian sandwich but what’s Italian other than salami we’re in goddamn America yeah that’s why you got the crap single yeah oh oh pepperoni pepperoni dude this is

My favorite meat I dude you know like I feel like pizza is not pizza without pepperoni like cheese pizza I feel like cheese pizza it’s just depressing like Johnny I eat cheese pizza oregano leaves I don’t know why it’s brown you thought it was supposed to be green but that’s

Okay my dummy hurts a oh my God they made a an a condent for Johnny dude what the [ __ ] it’s not even true apparently like this isn’t real olive oil because real olive oil has to have a dark bottle to like survive or something oh should we

Get a sweet treat for like while we’re making it what the [ __ ] no you don’t want to get a sweet treat no why making a sandwich I have one Mission yeah but we could like eat the sweet tweet the sweet the sweet tweet that sucks look at

It look at all these sweet treats like we’re driving home we could have a sweet treat uh I’m hung over we should get more alcohol that’s the only way to make it better just drink more dude they have Chick-fil-A sauce imagine making like a Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich I’d rather

Just like not put the work into that wa dude what if I made my bagel it’s a sandwich video you can’t hack dude I’m going to get yellow mustard oh my god dude but what if I put it on an everything bagel no dude what is it does

It sound like a sandwich or a [ __ ] bagel it just sounds so good red wine vinegar that’s fancy first things first first well I don’t know why I’m saying it’s like a like it’s like it’s a tutorial I got my sardo bread let’s get into it you got to cut yours I’m a

Little huntover now it feels worse do we have knives oh dude we only have butter knives mine’s already cut made my life easy bread I’m going to toast mine oh wait actually maybe I should toast it after I put it together oh I could just tear it why do

I need to cut it because you need to you need to put the you need to open it oh true unless you want to like stuff it like a Hot Pocket dude I feel like Aladdin with a little with bread what does that mean Aladdin like he like [ __ ]

Like steals a loaf of bread I don’t have’t see that movie I’m trying to think what I think I feel like it matters like what you know how you layer it because you I feel like you usually want like the wet stuff like touching the bread so the bread’s not super dry

Yeah this is going to bring us back to life we’re not going to be hung over after this this is going to give us superpowers oh my God so I’m going to put the olive oil on here oh oh oh my God oh my

God dang it I wipe it on my pants but it would stain I usually wipe everything on my pants but only if it doesn’t stain I don’t even think I like washed my hands that’s where all of our spoons are dude what the [ __ ] why didn’t you tell

Me dude I literally ate [ __ ] cereal with a [ __ ] big wooden spoon today I seriously did I don’t feel bad you didn’t ask I didn’t ask I didn’t ask hey let’s just put all the silverware in a random drawer like this is this is like a silverware drawer you know

I would never but there’s no silverware in there like I would never put spoons in here yeah but that doesn’t make sense so that doesn’t make any sense that doesn’t make sense it’s like the same thing dude that makes sense because I have plates in there I didn’t know you

Had plates in there okay it’s been there since day one and I have been struggling since day one should fast Pepperon kind of hate that [ __ ] oh my god dude when I toast this it’s going to be just Heavenly oops dropped one Vita cheese I put the cheese on the sandwich I’m going to do three slices okay I don’t give a [ __ ] money spread money spread money

Spread wait I’m going to make it sound really have a slap ready oh my God actually this looks awesome I might even get another slice of cheese for fun I don’t know never mind never mind I’ll do it the next thing I’m going to add is

The turkey oh salami is this enough I feel like [ __ ] it isn’t that the same as pepperoni no salami that’s like a different size of nipple oh my god dude you I know you guys would eat this I know you would I know it looks delicious everything I’m grabbing is just breaking

I’m trying to get the chicken ready I I realized like when you go somewhere and you get a sandwich they just like it’s almost overwhelming how much is on it and I I just you know I’m going to try to be like that I mean I feel like

That’s a good amount I just threw everything in the bag but hey at least we got the avocado open oh dude look at that I thought you or you could like squeeze it out do not [ __ ] up my avocado wa here put it here let me show you let

Me show you look look like here oh that’s pretty good that looks like a good avocado oh okay now you’re getting your [ __ ] gross ass hands a little sorry if we bury this can we grow an avocado that’s actually yes it’s true oh my God what

Don’t all C on my [ __ ] shirt I kind of regret getting lettuce I feel like lettuce is kind of dumb it doesn’t really actually add anything it just volumizes it it’s kind of stupid it’s just a texture it’s just a texture and some [ __ ] propaganda healthy [ __ ] your sandwich looks so much better

Without that garbage on I know I’m actually feel like I’m making it worse actually no oh my God it’s a mess I’m going to kill myself I got a jar of pickles ladies I’m single dude we need to invest in knives oh dude why are you adding tomato what is wrong with tomato

[ __ ] salad now I’ll only put a little bit I don’t want it to be healthy you have [ __ ] green stuff and tomato on there you ruined it no but whenever I put like the vinegarette uh it’s going to complement the lettuce so I’m going

To put it in it I don’t know what in the ratat to you just [ __ ] said but okay my god dude cooking is hard it’s just big sloppy mess it’s not hard as I said I make Bagel Bites all the time okay come on [ __ ] oh [ __ ] got a little excited

There oregano this is my secret ingredient not many people know about this stuff how do I cook this bacon it’s fully cooked that’s why we got it wait you could you just put it on yes you just put it on it’s done it’s done what I thought I had to make this every

Good sandwich needs bacon or the son a little too much bacon though dude I’m getting less hung over just looking at it I feel like I need more pepperoni I think my sandwich is made I just need to that’s all I’m think of mine I just need to cook it maybe Olive Oil

Wa that’s fancy move sorry this is what’s going to really take her home I feel like I’m like a real Italian right now holy [ __ ] looked a lot better before it’s not your sandwich don’t flick you pe oh my God look at the cheese look at the

Cheese look at the cheese look at the cheese look at the cheese yeah look at you see did you see the cheese yeah I have avocado on my shoe no oh my god let’s do the cut okay hold it up for me Johnny you listen Len ASMR those are pretty

Impressive dude it smells like [ __ ] yeah it’s pretty good what do you think I think I think you did I’m pretty did you finish yours yeah mine’s mine’s cold though what a cold and a hot sandwich I like the contrast okay should we try it I’ll try it yes okay and then

We try each other’s right mhm mhm yes my kind just like dog food mine just mine just tastes like a lump of meat and cheese there’s too much bread yeah how we make sandwiches good I feel like we did everything right I expected a lot more from it it

Looks good though it pretty let me try yours okay I’m going to hate this oh this looks Gross yours is so much better than mine guess I won’t be eating that later I actually like yours but it’s a little dry mhm it needs like mayo or something on it mhm yeah mine’s better mine’s actually growing on me I think it’s cuz CU like I

Ate it like you know when I took a first spite I had a very high expectation I think maybe I could go less on the olive oil cuz it’s a very damp no no you know what no lettuce maybe I put some m in there or something

Yeah mine tastes like dog food who do you guys think made the better sandwich be honest I think mine could have been really good if I had more like like you said it was too dry mhm and maybe if it was toasted I don’t even know if we have

I don’t really want Mayo in my sandwich that’s going make it B it’s come on you look gross you look really gross moose cake no no do you like pesto no mayo I I guess I don’t mustard yeah I already have mustard I already put mustard on it

I didn’t taste it I didn’t put a lot I you know put a little more okay well I can grab I can put more mustard you want to put more Mayo on it yeah yeah dude there’s like no mustard on that it’s buried under the bacon no it’s it’s not

Enough dude dude what how to dud how much no just too much no it’s not dude trust me we need more mustard trust me this is enough all put it together and give it a go okay and squeeze it and shake it okay this is going to make it

Like this is going to make the whole difference okay try it again try it again okay there cool I need to grab like a bite with it okay what do you think tastes a little better I don’t think it’s that good it tastes better than like a gas

Station sandwich I’d say okay I’ll take that yeah yeah yeah take it and shove it up your ass I think a 2.5 out of five is a fair score and is so dry yeah you got to make it even I don’t I don’t I don’t o the

Cheese is horrible oh it’s Vita oh my God the cheese is horrible so should we e should we rank each other’s sandwiches yeah what do you think about mine uh I couldn’t even eat it dude what do you like guys tell me he’s not the pickiest

Little goose in the pasture it’s look at this it’s literally just it’s like what it’s a normal sandwich yeah it’s gross I’d give it like a zero I couldn’t eat it that’s insane I knowbody would eat this looking at it I would give mine a two and I’d give

Yours I’d say two as well well I’d give mine a 2.5 M I’d give yours a zero so I win okay okay and I don’t I don’t care I don’t even like mine to be honest so no no yeah yours tastes like [ __ ] yeah it tastes like dog

Food the bacon was not good it tastes like [ __ ] what what the hell’s wrong with mine I everything like I don’t like the [ __ ] that’s in it it’s gross B that’s fine why’d you put the [ __ ] green stuff in there and like the [ __ ] Tomatoes that’s gross it’s

Called fanciness okay it’s fancy but yeah it tastes like [ __ ] maybe stick to what people like this what I like that’s why I made it my sandwich yeah yeah but it like sucked and you even gave it a two out of five oh yeah I’m not a goddamn [ __ ] Chef I

Feel like eventually we’ll be able to get better maybe we should follow a recipe I don’t think that we should trust our instincts yeah it doesn’t seem to go well I’m it’s never good when I make decisions in life it’s never that good touchous sey to a heart that barely Beats