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Today come on God damn it Grandma everybody loves Ray’s about to start we haven’t even chosen our TV dinners yet godam it it’s starting Grandma it’s starting oh god oh jeez what the hell Robert what are you doing [Applause] Here I love R me that big stupid good brother of his grandma are you coming oh okay she fell all right never mind well welcome back to the Papa meat Channel how you doing how you doing today we are going to be trying all of these amazing

TV dinners now let me tell you something I am not going to be eating all of these because I’m pretty sure if we ate actually maybe five of these in a row there’s enough sodium it would put down a bowl make all the fat jokes you want

That’s a little bigger than me okay little bigger than me we have a lot of the classics we have hungry man we haveing Marie Calendars Marie Calendars Marie calendar we got banquet [ __ ] we got banquet we we have banquet we have sters Smart Ones Lean Cuisines we have

Kid Cuisines we have it all and we do have some surprise celebrity chef TV dinners that I didn’t even know I didn’t even know those are the thing I think how we’re going to rank this little tournament this little Excursion is we’re going to base it per meal so we

Have the Salisbury steaks some [ __ ] chicken turkey Etc so without further Ado let’s get into it which one should we start with first let’s start with a classic mac and cheese oh I was thinking the same one you were thinking the same one let the mac and cheese [Applause] Roll today’s video is sponsored by fume fume is the business of Breaking Bad Habits and not only that they’re taking the bad out of your habit fume is an Innovative award-winning flavored air device that is completely natural and uses flavored Air instead of vapor with fume you can fill the void in a

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Meat and use code Papa meat to get a discount off your order today thank you fume for sponsoring our video and back to the video ah our first round is done it is mac and cheese which is a staple this is probably the greatest kids meal of all

Time you know what I was when I was a kid it was mac and cheese you of hot dogs in it that’s the [ __ ] kid shebang I think we’re either going to go my right to left I think feels good and also I will be pairing all of this with

White trash favors of the Gold Peak zero sugar sweet tea just because I’m trying to speedrun cancer as quick as I possibly can thank you so much aspiran appreciate you so first off down here we have guyer’s flavor Town Fork please here we go cook time for all this 35

Minutes okay so some of these are going to be kind of cold which Guy Fieri’s mac and cheese is ground beef and pork with enr macaroni and cheese it kind of just looks like red sauce I don’t know red sauce [ __ ] I don’t know let’s

See are you in flavor town I am not in flavor Town plasticky noodles the ground beef is like weird man that is weird next is am Andrew Zimmer’s Zimmer zimon zimon caramelized onion pulled pork mac and cheese this is one of the grossest things I’ve ever seen in my life can you

See that it looks like brown gravy oh God smells like like sewage going to get a noodle with some gravy on it fun I don’t I don’t know the biggest thing with these so far that’s throwing me off is the plastic noodles like they’re very very plasticky like what is

This supposed to be pulled pork mac and cheese I don’t think it tastes like pork it kind of tasted like $2 ground beef or something and there was no onion taste at all so next up Lean Cuisine cuz I’m a uh I’m trying to watch my figure sure

Lean Cuisine nice Vermont white cheddar mac and cheese why not all in all it doesn’t look bad okay I just pulled a I pulled some of the skin off the top oh Nick please look at that hair look at that hair dude right there big strand of [ __ ] hair on The Lean

Cuisine but I will persevere it’s fine it tastes like mac and cheese the only thing with this is that the it like it has the same texture as like mashed potatoes but it does taste like white cheddar mac and cheese so that’s a positive versus these like

The noodles are kind of mushy but all in all I mean I don’t know it’s whatever now look at this dude sters macaroni and cheese no hus no fuss no [ __ ] ground beef pulled pork mess whatever this is aesthetically I got to say this is the

Best looking one oh baby that is just creamy what they say they say uh that’s what good [ __ ] sounds like right is that true imagine hearing that you hear that or not but all right let’s see here oh it’s a bang stoer knows how to [ __ ] do it dude that’s good un

Ironically I would eat that more that’s really [ __ ] good I don’t know what the [ __ ] is happening down here okay enough with the [ __ ] gimmick of the pulled pork and stuff that’s obnoxious that looks like what I feed my donkey so God damn you know just one more one more

Little deal that’s good stuff so far it’s not even close stoer is [ __ ] killing this what is what the hell is this called Marie Calendars I don’t think I’ve ever heard of this before in my life you never really that’s a restaurant I’ve never heard of Marie there’s it’s a restaurant I’ve

I’ve never seen a Marie Calendars before in my life there’re supposed to be like little like crispy stuff on top of this breadcrumbs breadcrumbs okay this does look like a bowl of literal vomit if you just want to zoom get a close in on that trying to tell me that dony does not

Look like vomit that is insane dude I don’t know if whenever I’m like sitting down I’m like you know I’m just going to watch some TV and I just look down it’s a big bowl of vomit let’s try it oh oh Marie my word m God damn that’s

Good as [ __ ] what the [ __ ] got ourselves a competition here stofers and this one are by far the best the noodles on that one are really good you know what’s weird though is it’s not like a macaroni shell it’s like kind of like a wrap it’s

Like a little noodle flow you know what I mean t next up we have the four cheese macaroni from Golden Ramsey I will say the presentation of this looks very tasty nice big noodles here the cheese looks you know well when I do that it kind of looks like dick SCH smegma you

Ever heard a dirty dick before and you like pull down the forkin and let’s see Nick I think this British son of a [ __ ] is on to something that’s that’s they should be ashamed honestly don’t [ __ ] throw you don’t need all the Thrills you know what I mean of the

Other stuff just noodles and cheese that’s all you need that is awesome that’s really good and then we have Kid Cuisine level up there’s a [ __ ] unicorn with a castle in the back I remember when I was younger Kid Cuisine was like the [ __ ] you would be able to

Decorate your own Brownie and then your [ __ ] would look like a rainbow for like 4 days because there’s so much chemicals and dye in it it was delicious it was really great but see the there is no way there’s actual noodles in this dude no you’re supposed to dip it oh it’s a

Dipping sauce yeah yeah yeah okay so I see these things are filled with macaroni you’re supposed to dip it in the cheese sauce in terms of innovation pretty good on a bed of as the British would say crisps right Fries Salo that’s what I was trying to think I couldn’t think of it was damn dude that shit’s good the cheese sauce is ice cold what it’s I put I mean I believe you no put put come over here and you put your finger in

That right now oh yeah oh it’s like I told you it’s ice cold dude this though dude holy [ __ ] wow ma’am holy [ __ ] that is good holy [ __ ] that’s really good what the [ __ ] this is the bottom for sure these three if I had to say I would

Put Andrew Zimmer’s pulled pork mac and cheese at the bottom that is like honestly should be a war crime that is disgusting the presentation is disgusting it is [ __ ] to no end guy Fier just proves time and time again he has no idea what the [ __ ] is going on

It’s like shitty ravioli he’s like hey Chef boy Rd do you have any of your scraps left from the bottom of the [ __ ] waste basket and they’re like I I guess he’s like great I’m going to sell it and put into a microwave dish Lean Cuisine it just it has the same

Consistency of mashed potatoes so in my opinion the bottom three at the very bottom Andrew Zimmerman guy Fier Ling Cuisine this is where it gets tricky right you have sters oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] stab it off the floor little hair on it it’s okay good noodles simple yellow cheddar not trying

To be fancy stofers isn’t a fancy girl this is Old Reliable this is the woman that you marry is she the best looking absolutely not is the man the best looking no reliable trustworthy would give my life right versus Marie calendar where the [ __ ] that is it’s good dude noodles are good

Cheese is [ __ ] good Gordon ramay even better it’s a shame because honestly you have have one of these I need to stop eating so much because we have so much ahead but like this is it should be illegal how good this is try this and tell me that isn’t [ __ ]

Amazing it’s a good [ __ ] macaroni bite right there coming in dead last Andrew zimman should be shot in the street like an Italian mobster in the 30s shame on you next up guy Fier once again you should be right beside him with another blindfold on shot in the

Street like the [ __ ] degenerate you are Lean Cuisine comes up next with their mashed potato mac and cheese stofers comes in after that even though it’s delicious I would recommend stofers all day but is it as good as Marie I don’t think it is Marie comes in higher

Up than Stover all right this is delicious a little bit of crumblies is nice and everything next up after that kid cuisine with her amazing mac and cheese bites the other cheeses ice cold still didn’t deter me dude unbelievable and then to much of my surprise with these [ __ ] goofy celebrity chefs on

This side Gordon Ramsey comes in with a [ __ ] home run dude Chef Ramsay’s four cheese macaroni is by far the winner of this round oh my God Nick come over here and you try this macaroni right now it’s really good isn’t it next up we’re going to do country fried chicken

Dinner roll it up God Deborah can be such a [ __ ] I want to divorce her should I Robert H yeah those brothers are funny oh oh lookie lookie chicken fried steak in front of me that kind of sound like me saying like sucky sucky or something

Like that wasn’t supposed to be that at all this is what I remember this is tried and true what I remember forever hungry man remember those commercials hungry man it’s good to be full we have banquet Gordon ramsy coming back the winner of the last challenge coming up

Here Marie Calenders coming back up as well and once again and another strong Contender of Kid Cuisine granted this is not chicken fried steak this is uh they Dino nuggies nothing wrong with that so nothing wrong with that I will say on the back of these it’s very concerning

Because the sodium the sodium content for hungry man is let’s take a look here 1,480 Mig we we’re going to be taking small bites I’m not about to have a kidney stone I’m not about to have a heart attack it’s not going to happen it will happen in the future for sure

That’s how I’ll die and my sleep but not today let’s get into it the first one is hungry man this is a very this is sad this looks this whole mess right here is this looks like the cheese from the last round okay I will say the mashed

Potatoes look pretty nice H you got some nice what the hell o cinnamon apples cinnamon apples oh my God am I just trying the chicken fried steak you can try a little bit of everything come on dude think of the sodium not going to

Lie I’m not a huge fan of gravy a tiny bite of chicken fried steak from Hungry H hungi from Hungry Man himself let’s try it this just takes me back to like Middle School very unoffensive I will say I do want some of this even though the white

Gravy in the oh my God it’s like caramel what the [ __ ] is going on with that dude oh yeah just like butter baby little mashed potatoes a little green bean this is a middle school lunch like literally you know what honestly I kind of I like it

Take me back to when I was a younger man all I wanted to do was look at other people’s Yu-Gi-Oh cards that’s what that makes me think like you know hungry man it’s a solid Choice what can I tell you it’s a solid choice we got banquet up

Next I will say banquet’s chicken looks much better look at this it’s like a little piece of art the gravy drizzled over like that of a mosaic painting mashed potatoes look nice the corn looks kind of questionable looks like it’s in lard I don’t know what the hell’s going

On with that but let me let me do a little cut I feel like people are going to want to see the cut I just need to do a little cut off here I will say you know what’s kind of weird I know it’s a microwave thing they’re really mushy it’s like cutting

Into a sponge here we go H middle school a lot of breading though it feels like 80% breading I wouldn’t complain literally 80% breading though they said you know what no meat it’s not very polarizing if someone was like Hey we’re having banquet chicken fried steaks I’d be like good I don’t

Fine sounds good all right so last round Gordon Ramsey step the [ __ ] up with his mac and cheese this is lemon Caper chicken has really nothing to do with fried chicken but it was a chicken option so he went ahead and got it anyways I will say the broccoli looks

Nice this looks like a nice little dish look at these potatoes in here huh look at the broccoli in here this looks like a real meal it’s kind of [ __ ] up the [ __ ] are you doing Gordon it does not look as good as the box cover that’s to

Be expected though all right dude here we go see what you got here buddy also sorry about the sniffles I I’m still kind of sick that’s why I’m having healthy food got to have my greens oh it is lemony oh my word give me some of that

Broccoli give me some of that potato dude another little piece of broccoli on it oh wow do it done it again dude that is an enjoyable Bowl how much was that 5.95 5.95 for $ 5.95 just throwing that in the microwave I think each one of these

Took like 6 minutes to make that’s [ __ ] hard to beat it’s unfair though because it does have an extra layer of taste to it these are all it’s almost like they put the white gravy in there to hide something they’re all drenched in this white gravy all right last time

Marie calendar was on top with their mac and cheese I’m not going to lie this looks kind of terrible is there mashed potatoes on this what the [ __ ] am I looking at yeah there’s mashed potatoes oh it’s just already Blended in so this is the mixed up oh look at that look at

This pool I can’t tilt it too more it’ll [ __ ] pour out oh you like how the do you like how the the bowl is making pee peee M Marie calendar you dog that’s a lot of liquid I will say this is by far the most like this doesn’t even look like chicken I

Don’t know what the [ __ ] this looks like it’s just not satisfying to cut at all h [Laughter] I’ll be honest I have complaints as it were kind of has the same texture as like a jack linkx be jerky very chewy really tough wouldn’t recommend I mean I’ll try the

Corn the corn is also very tough and chewy get a goddamn jaw work out doing that one God damn what’s weird is that with the amount of water at the bottom of the bowl you would assume that it’s you know not dry and chewy as [ __ ] H oh

That was just wet what a wet mess dude God damn it’s like eating a leather belt son of a [ __ ] dude oh Mar calendar I don’t know about that one next up is Kid Cuisine Dino nuggies look at that look how cute this Is right is this barbecue sauce what is this that’s chocolate pudding oh that that you’re supposed to dip your pretzels in that even with even with the [ __ ] I’ll D it again dude chocolate pudding with the dino nuggies dude delicious the nuggies are so good I don’t think I tried to fry last

Time oh yum nice pretzel [ __ ] man those Dino nuggies are good so obviously from this the worst is Marie Calendars like that’s I thought it was grilled chicken at first but no there’s breading on it and it’s like as white as like a piece of Wonder Bread that’s [ __ ] up I think I

Already have my ranking I think I already know last Marie Mary Marie Calendars not good tough as [ __ ] I feel like I was at the Wrangler store in the belt section not a good to eat next up I’d probably do Banquet just for the sheer fact that 80% of it is breading

Ridiculous 80% of that is breading and then the white gravy too it’s like water there’s no taste it’s just kind of there there’s texture but it’s like with breading it just it becomes like nothing it’s odd for a mouth feel this is [ __ ] mashed potatoes which is mush and then

You have corn so it just feels like you’re eating a big pile of [ __ ] and then I’d have to say I’d say Kids Cuisine the dino nuggies are good even though I will say you know I dipped them in the chocolate pudding probably wasn’t supposed to do that it was a little

Chocolate dipping sauce they’re still good solad the fries you need to work on the fries the fries are mushy they’re unappealing they feel like slugs in your mouth that’s not a fun thing when I’m a kid D maybe the idea of slugs is fun but I don’t really want them in my mouth

Second up I think we had I my boy hungry man hungry man wasn’t bad classic grade a middle school lunch meal the apples were delicious even though they are sitting in a literal vat of sugar butter sugar drizzle all that kind of stuff the potatoes are pretty good green beans are

Tasty the chicken tastes like chicken what else do you want from it and the gravy kind of tastes like gravy kind of that’s fine though that’s the appeal look at this packaging big strong hungry man I like that God damn it dare I say Gordon Ramsay coming out again on top

Though this is delicious like I would unironically get more of these just for the studio these are [ __ ] amazing the chicken is thick it’s Bountiful the broccoli is seasoned as well you get a little bit of lemon goodness on it all drizzled over the broccoli and the

Potatoes I liked it all that’s my ranking I’ve scared myself into think I’m going to have a heart attack with the Sodium though I mean I’m looking I mean even Gordon Ramsey’s thing 1,000 milligrams of salt no man is meant to consume this much salt Nick I didn’t eat

A lot though I’m not doing the thing I did in the alcohol taste test one where I keep double dipping I can’t do that here these are literal salt bricks that I’m looking at all right we know what we’re going to do next we’re going to do Salsberry steak is that interesting

Next up we have Salsberry steak which let me tell you something about Salsbury steak my grandma the drunk [ __ ] that’s upstairs she used to always be like sberry steak is for children it’s not for grown people I didn’t know what the [ __ ] she meant for that so I will say

That for this one I am going to interpret this as if I am a grandparent and my grandson David David do you like Salsbury steak okay well I’m going to see if this meal is fit for my grandson David so let’s start it off here we have once

Again Marie calendar which I you’re saying that this is a restaurant it’s like American yeah like an American okay like a per you don’t know what Perkins is I know what a peros is Perkins so it’s like a Perkins is what you’re saying sure we have hungry man up once

Again Gordon Ramsay the Undisputed Champion so far with slow roasted beef I me I think that count Salsbury steak whatever I we’re you know we’re bending the rules to begin gour Ramsey doesn’t do the traditional dinner is what we’re finding but we have to squeeze in and of

Course we have stoer Salsbury steak as well one thing I haven’t kept in mind so far yet is the presentation so far compared to the picture on the box that looks pretty identical I think David would be very happy to see this pop out of the microwave for him on the other

Hand hungry man it looks like it’s buried in either barbecue sauce or the applesauce from last time it looks like that doesn’t it there’s no Char marks it looks like two little McDonald’s hamburger patties in a vat of I don’t know [ __ ] like 5030 motor oil and also I’ll be completely honest the

[ __ ] wasp nest that that brownie is supposed to be what the [ __ ] is going on with that it’s nice and plump here I feel like a flock of bugs is going to come out here and attack me that’s something that David might be afraid of David would you be afraid of

That okay well he’s his mother’s got questions about her anyways and then of course Gordon Ramsey which once again you know what like not lie the box look looks a little better than that this I’m not going to lie this looks like cat food but I’m optimistic because of how

Good the other two have been so far but this does legitimately look like cat food I give my cats nice canned food and let me tell you it looks a lot it looks a lot like this but don’t knock it till you try it right kids this looks

Probably the grossest out of all of them I’m not going to lie even just the prison esque container this is in once again it’s in its own kind of slime we do know that we like the mac and cheese though we do like the mac and cheese but

This does look like I mean I’ve never seen meat in a shape like that that before is this what normal Salsberry steak shape is I guess kind of so kind of what the hunger man’s is too who decided the Salsberry steak shape I want to have a word you don’t what to switch

It up this time we’ve been going right to left we’re going to go left to right this time we’re going to start off with stoer Salsberry steak let me see here just I’ll be honest even the way that cut it I I I I don’t think I’m

Going to enjoy this one before I bite this what is what do you have you had Salsberry steak before is this gravy is that what that is yeah it’s supposed to be gravy like brown gravy okay oh man I don’t know about that reminds me of like a bad pot roast kind

Of thing like when you smell a crock pot and you’re like M that’s good okay no okay no no no no no no let me get some mac and cheese in me quick before just to mass that taste it’s offensive like I thought it felt like it just yelled at me when I

Ate it that’s what it feels like you ever have deer before no it’s really like gy kind of tastes like a bad deer people need to tweet at stofers and ask if the Salsbury steak is deer the brown gravy also is maybe I’m just not a brown

Gravy fan there’s no getting around it I mean look it is swimming in the gravy oh good God look at that what the hell is this flip it over I mean this just looks like wet meat that is just wet meat is what that is Stover is not starting off

Good like I said the presentation the cat food Gordon Ramsay thing let’s see here Gordon hasn’t done us wrong so far now to be fair I’m not going to judge this too much like them because I don’t think this even has brown gravy or does

It is that brown gravy all right so it does have like a brown gravy on it nice little piece here looks like meat actual meat I don’t know what the hell this alien [ __ ] organ over here is But oh went for seconds that’s potato I think I’m finding that I just don’t like brown gravy the beef isn’t bad it’s definitely not as good as the uh chicken that chicken was like the [ __ ] bomb this is like pretty forgettable so far this is Gordon Ramsay at his worst

Potatoes are good though I’ve never been a big gravy guy though to be completely Fair hungry man coming up now this this might be the this is probably the ugliest plate we’ve seen today that you should be ashamed does that look like a [ __ ] wasp nest or not yeah holy [ __ ]

And then the Salsbury steak to be fair you do get more than the sters let me see here oh man even just stabbing into it yeah it’s like lava cake oh dude that is brutal I need to stuff stabbing cuz it’s just going to let more of this

[ __ ] nectar into it dude it is drenched oh God what a disappointment that’s a hamburger patty that might even be the regular McDonald’s meat Patty right there there is just way too much gravy dude what the hell they do have mashed potatoes in here again am I supposed to like

Okay melave brownie I just feel like Little Debbie has been doing this for like 180 years with the bad boy open it’s insane how something can look so chocolatey but it have no chocolate taste like it has a text texture of a nice brownie but the FL there’s no flavor

There kind of like plastic like toy green beans this might be the most disappointing round I feel bad I’m trying to decide which one I’m giving to David you’re [ __ ] dude I’m working hard for him but it’s not I I don’t know I really don’t know poor son of a [ __ ]

And then Mary calendars Marie Calendars this one looks the most like the box it’s probably the best looking one here dare I’d say it kind of looks like a steak it stabs like a nice piece of meat a nice little cut there less not forget the sodium count okay smells like

Sausage legitimately breakfast sausage oh dude I bit into the potato and just like it gushed like w like a liquid out of it oh that is bad dude that is so bad how the [ __ ] does a potato do that holy [ __ ] it was like a [ __ ] grape or something oh my God the

Potato really [ __ ] this on this one dude holy [ __ ] what a [ __ ] pitiful round it’s unbelievable how bad a potato can be potato’s like the easiest thing in the world there’s a couple factors one the visual isn’t so much as important as it is is did we get sold the right thing

The idea the hope the dream I think Gordon wins this round Again David will be eating Gordon Ramsey because he’s a classy boy he’s a good child you’re good boy David if David was bad though God they’re all just kind of like terrible in their own ways Marie probably comes

In second it was just a the meat is just like it could pass as like a a Fine holy [ __ ] spit went down my yeah okay Marie Calendars would be second it was the potato is terrible but at least the steak the meat could pass off as like a decent breakfast sausage even though this is a salisbury steak whatever the [ __ ] that’s supposed to taste tastes

Like God I mean unfortunately I think stofers comes in third even though I don’t know what that is there’s a slight Allure to wondering what the what the hell is that what is what is that piece of meat where did that come from I need to know sters you need to answer for

Your crimes but it makes it even more insulting that hungry man comes in last here hungry man is the staple of TV dinners and this right here this is an Abomination the meat tastes like 2-day Old McDonald’s ground beef I’ve never had a brownie ever ever be that

Tasteless I have I don’t know it’s it’s almost I almost applaud it other than that even the mashed potatoes the great bead is terrible David you’re going to David you’re going to school with the goddamn Gordon Ramsey meal all right and if he’s bad you’re getting a hungry man

You’re good you get this you’re bad you get this all right Salsbury steak who the [ __ ] who in their right mind wants that whoever sits down and they’re like God I would kill for Salsberry steak even at like a restaurant uh I’ll have the Salsbury like who who I’ve never

Heard anyone once ordering this unbelievable next [ __ ] round please my God yo Nick yeah are you on your phone oh my God Robert put that gun down you’re you’re going to kill someone with that Thing huh I don’t remember Raymond’s brother having a gun oh the lasagna is ready you know if I’m being honest lasagna isn’t my favorite of the Italian dishes but it’s you know it’s nice it’s pasta red sauuce or what I mean what you can’t can’t complain it’s not as simple

As not as easy as macaroni and cheese but I am curious because some of these look pretty decent pretty good so we have a Lean Cuisine which my God that I don’t know about that one we have Walmart’s Great Value lasagna Gordon Ramsay the [ __ ] home run King himself

Of TV dinners got him in here it would not be a TV dinner without Marie calendar for some reason we have stoer lasagna and then oh God is that guy Fury we have guys flavor Town Pizza lasagna yay right to left link aine time in terms of presentation is this meat sauce

Where the [ __ ] is the meat at there’s no there’s no meat in the sa what are you talking about does that look identical does that look like Ling cuisine’s Gourmet lasagna looks pretty good let me see here I’m just going to stab into it oh that does not smell

Pleasant there’s something about I don’t know what it is it’s kind of the same thing I kind of have a weird gag reflex even with uh Chef Boyard D it’s just that smell of canned or processed holy [ __ ] apparently this is the the toughest noodle on Earth I don’t know what about

That it’s just it’s not like bad it’s just a weird [ __ ] I don’t know okay hold up that’s pretty good all in all it’s pretty [ __ ] good it looks like death you know what it is too about these things it’s the [ __ ] like white it’s like cat food you know the cat food

Where you like take the lant it’s like that kind of thing it looks it’s like cat foodish but it’s not bad little soupy yeah noodles a little chewy on the self-reflecting here just being completely transparent I might have to try another bite of that later on but

I’m going to keep moving this looks slightly burnt does that look good one thing I like with a nice lasagna is what it has the little green freckles what is that a REO Italian seasoning it’s always fancy isn’t it it’s like a looking at a like your 5-year-old cousin’s freckles

Except they’re green and they’re tasty I don’t know what someone’s freckles tastes like it is a little burnt Nick I will say that I mean I’m try like that’s just the crust that’s okay it’s the crust let me dive in here Jesus [ __ ] Christ dude I put it in

For two extra minutes cuz all right it’s like [ __ ] like difficult dude God damn there we go this is like has a little bit of meat and stuff in it what the hell are you what the hell are you it’s like kind of sweet and then

Yeah like you get the oregano taste to where it’s like but it’s Italian that’s what it’s kind of doing to me tastes like sweet noodles but it’s also Italian don’t forget about that Italian Gordon Ramsay once again coming in this looks like a diarrhea bowl like bloody

Diarrhea I once had bloody diarrhea one time I was sick in college just like weird bloody diarrhea never went to the hospital that’s not a good sign if you have blood in your stool you should really go to the hospital that’s a real thing luckily nothing bad came of it I

Think but that’s this is exactly what it looked like that right there oh memories of college let me see here oo yeah she isn’t a looker I’ll tell you that much I will say look at that vibrant cheese it’s Romano Romano cheese look at that God damn Gordon get this guy’s own show

Or something this Gordon guy that delicious that’s really [ __ ] good hey she don’t got the looks but God damn it she got hey she got the flavor God damn it baby she got the flavor that’s really [ __ ] good shout out to Ling Cuisine and great value why don’t you put some

[ __ ] Romano cheese in your [ __ ] dude shit’s delicious little soft goodness man I tell you what though rule number one never [ __ ] eat lasagna and drink a glass of water that is a horrendous combination all those like little giggly bits just in your mouth dancing around

Did you like wet lasagna did you like it watered down and you’re like not really all right my girl this is a lot I feel this is heavy I want to just preface this too I’m eating like one body of these and and throwing these away I feel

Terrible about it I did donate $1,000 to my local food shelter just want to put that out there now I’m going to say it at the begin too cuz people skip through and they don’t give a [ __ ] listen I feel bad for throw like this is I mean you

Could a family could go do very well with this hopefully it tastes bad and I won’t feel bad bad about it is that a good thing to say I feel like a bad person for saying that oh Nick oh it’s a soupy mess under there oh the cheese is

Hiding just disaster I don’t know about this one dude oh there’s Romano cheese Romano cheese Nick I’m going to try to make this as gross as possible yo ASMR food people be like kind of tastes like ketchup and that’s why I’m wondering if the Great Value lasagna if that’s [ __ ] like ketchup

In there it doesn’t taste like ketchup but there’s a lot of sugar and ketchup what a [ __ ] mess you are dude look at you lasagna is such an aesthetic food too isn’t it like a good lasagna damn it looks good you think that looks good no this looks like what the Walmart thing

Should have been this looks like every man or woman walking to Walmart with their pajama bottoms and a Tasmanian devil shirt on that’s what this makes me think of a 28-year-old buying menthol cigarettes with a Tasmanian devil and [ __ ] Homer Simpson slippers and some pajama bottoms some Tweety Bird pajama

Bottoms oh [ __ ] oh God all right stofers stofers has been kind of Hit and Miss started off strong with probably the most aesthetically pleasing mac and cheese I’ve seen which I’m pretty sure fact check me if I’m wrong is the mac and cheese that MCO culan got in Home

Alone I need it to be fact checked please show it right now when I tell you this doesn’t look the worst I will say a point off aesthetically though for me because it doesn’t have the oregano it adds a lot doesn’t it aesthe it adds a lot God

Digging into this thing it’s like I feel like I’m dissecting a cat that’s what it feels like I don’t know why I just got flashbacks to my anatomy class when we had to dissect a cat we put them in these big [ __ ] Ziploc bags and sprayed like a preserve spray on them

Smelt like uh like Mellow Yellow Jesus [ __ ] Christ Salo I see all this the the beef in there even right but all I taste is like ju like just pasta like I definitely got the beef in there everything and all I can taste is just pasta it’s not very

Flavorful I’m not going to lie one chewy [ __ ] noodle too godamn with how strong stoer started I was like this is the cheap alternative that you need I don’t know I’m disappointed man this sauce it has to be better than Marie candles calendars is that just because I don’t taste the

Ketchup sauce and that’s why I’m like I may prefer it I think that’s an acceptable response though too I’d rather taste nothing than ketchup whatever oh God look at this hey you want to see the most deceiving thing ever look at that hey there Mr investor

I want to pitch you TV dinners does that not look like one of the saddest bowls you’ve ever seen here we go we got some of this let me get some of the pepperoni in there too what a crime look at this dude look at this buildup look at this [ __ ]

Disgusting buildup does that look yummy you know what that is it’s the juice that’s in the bottom of a pepperoni package this all tastes like spoiled pepperoni oh my God see what I will do go back over to my favorite celebrity chef over here apparently I didn’t know

I had such an allegiance to Gordon Ramsay this one is [ __ ] delicious man dare I say it’s also his best dish no I don’t know the chicken was pretty [ __ ] good oh it’s a HP oh it’s a HP I mean the only one that is remotely enjoyable

Is it’s not even fair at this point Gordon Ramy just keeps [ __ ] winning it’s unbelievable the cheese the bolet sauce M so good the noodles delicious the so good my second if I’m being honest the [ __ ] Lean Cuisine lasagna you need to go meet and potatoes with

This [ __ ] you don’t reinvent the wheel when it comes to [ __ ] pasta and red sauce Ling Cuisine you’re telling me I can get skinny and eat good food are you kidding me heaven on Earth I would probably honestly put the Walmart lasagna in third we’d probably go to

Stoer for four I just have so much hate in my heart for guy fiery right now guy Fetti 56 Marie Calendars has been pretty consistent so far this is a cheap brand too I’m going to say that usually gets points but unironically that’s got to be ketchup there’s no way this is not

Ketchup I want to know what kind of [ __ ] conspiracy Hines and Marie Calendars has against us but we are being lied to it is remarkable how good the Gordon Ramsey bills are dude unbelievable I bet this might H I might like this more than the chicken and the

Chicken was [ __ ] good wasn’t it Nick let’s clean this [ __ ] [ __ ] up and move on to the next one I’m tired of looking all this shitless on you dude okay what people don’t realize is I don’t know what minute of video we’re at we started this at 8:00 p.m. it is

Currently 2: in the morning we record these little bits on average each round we’re doing it takes about 30 to 40 minutes to cook these [ __ ] meals we’re in chicken pot pie territory [ __ ] I hate chicken pot pie it’s 2: in the morning I’m [ __ ] tired I’m

Doing this stupid [ __ ] video oh my God we’re just going to get right into it I I have never liked chicken pot pie it’s okay I’m not a big pie crust fan if I’m being honest like I’m not even a pie fan I like all the elements of chicken

Pop pie like peas and chicken and all that kind of stuff but then it’s inside it’s always like [ __ ] creamy and like I don’t know weird so I Nick here said that a culture chicken pot pie is worse than death so I’m really really praying

That these are at least warm or else he said it’s going to be like eating sherbet so I’m not looking for this I’m just going to get just [ __ ] plow through this deal banquet you know what I hate about the pie crust look how crack that is it’s revealing underneath

Like aega kind of [ __ ] corn and just gray I [ __ ] hate this [ __ ] dude smells bad too bro I don’t want to eat this ship I’ve only had a little bite of each one but I definitely I keep having a panic attack like I’m going I to have a heart attack

From the sodium who the [ __ ] are you can we just point out for a second that that pie looks exactly like the Gordon Ramsay pie look at that pie in that pie they not oh they are similar aren’t they I wonder if that’s just because they’re supposed to be fancy

This is like PE bread Country Kitchen chicken pot pie delicious eats by cardia Brown cardia we have a nice layer of a PAB Bread on top ew wait what oh dude look at this try to tell me this doesn’t look like a [ __ ] manhole cover look at this you want to see

What’s inside Grandpa’s diaper how does that look is that look enticing are you hungry yet delicious eat by carda Brown it doesn’t it doesn’t smell the worst I’ll say that it it smells better than the [ __ ] banquet one dude that doesn’t taste bad the carrots are good the chicken is good the sauce

Or whatever the [ __ ] in there what the [ __ ] [ __ ] is even in these are there gravy in chicken popey yeah is that what it is is gravy in there no [ __ ] one I hate gravy can we just scroll over to Healthy Choice look how sad this is this

Is a [ __ ] lie dude look at that see how it’s like glazed with like a nice puree Savory pot pie sauce where is the sauce at Nick is that supposed to be the crust oh these are dumplings okay I I was going to say this is like a [ __ ]

Noodle so this is literally raw chicken corn carrots peas and a dumpling holy [ __ ] if someone came in they’re like hey fatty you’re looking to lose some weight eat this prison food dude hey you fat F this is what you get to eat because you spent your whole life

In gluty you fat you fat tub of lard are the dumplings good fatty that’s what it feels like what a depressing Bowl this is like this is just makes me sad I’d rather die a fat husk of a man than have to [ __ ] subject myself this is like embarrassing this is like literally

Someone’s pointing this out and being like uh-oh fatty in the room fatty you probably don’t care about that though do you huh you don’t care people call you fat right it’s so a obvious okay whatever the hit or miss Kings thems Marie candles calendars I keep wanting

To say candles this doesn’t feel very warm Nick that’s the worst one to eat cold I put it in for 10 minutes it’s okay I think I don’t know you said you like these I used to and then I had a cold one and then oh my God I cracked it

It’s like tapioca pudding coming out of it dude it’s a literal cream pie that is that’s like spunk bad [ __ ] oh dude I don’t want to eat this iing hate chicken pot pie so much godam I’m still eating that fing dry piece of [ __ ] over there God these carrots you know what

People would die to have this man there’s starving people in the world right so I should be very grateful to have this and that’s why I’m going to go with this mindset now I’m so grateful for this meal thank you God thank you God it’s like a butter gravy but the

Vegetables are really hard there’s going to be some dude who’s super offended that I don’t like chicken popey sorry if there is one person that I would be like hey Now’s the Time It’s it’s this man right here Gordon Ramsay coming in this one was good and it’s it looks I mean

Identical I really don’t like oh oh that’s brown gravy in there dude I don’t like brown gravy just listen to this can you hear this imagine where every time he pulled a scab off it was like isn’t that disgusting dude just pick it it’s just a scab oh brutal that’s the little guy

Hiding underneath your rock a flock of ticks all right here we go it has a lot to lose here because every time Gordon has come up Gordon has always been number one to God and the crown Big Ups it’s not bad it’s nice whenever the vegetables are soft like they’re

Supposed to be they’re supposed to be cooked you know what I mean chicken’s good vegetables are good the gravy is not bad I’m really not a gravy guy and the gravy is not bad okay that was difficult that’s not even going to count this is literally chicken and vegetables

In a bowl that does not count as chicken pot pie this was horrible like even just looking at this this it makes me sad it makes me feel like I’m watching like a [ __ ] a movie about oppression about a group of people being marginalized for no reason this is what this makes me

Think of this makes me think of the inhumanities in the world like all the times I’ve ever been betrayed in my life every time someone’s been kicked down this is what this banquet has made me feel I feel like a lesser person because I’ve indulged in this I would like to

Know who the CEO of his banquet is so I could write them a formal letter talking about my distrust in mankind now because of this chicken pot pie Marie candles calendars is slowly becoming a name that I despise it’s slowly becoming a brand that I once would rejoice in this

Competition but am now becoming more and more betrayed as I go on gravy was buttery but it felt like the first time I ever had come in my mouth unexpected unwelcomed and downright surprising the vegetables were as hard it was almost like eating a handful of Pebbles and the

Chicken itself was nowhere to be seen once again buried underneath the salty salty load that was the gravy really this competition is between these two right here Gordon Ramsey has done no wrong and I would ask him to be the Godfather of my children based off this

Competition but I will say I think that he’s met his match with Country Kitchen chicken pot pie cardia Brown knows how to make a damn fine chicken pot pie honestly this was pretty good the gravy was great it’s got to go 1 2 3 4 is the

T and I I will not refuse to count this this is embarrassing it feels fat phobic to me even though I don’t really you know fat phobia you know as a fat man I have my own qualms with it but it would is probably the most offensive thing to

Happen to fat people since uh The Nutty Professor so do what you will with that that’s my chicken pot pie we have to keep this rolling because I think the what like it’s going to be six o’clock in the morning by the time this is done let’s just just let’s keep going okay

Let’s keep Going son of a [ __ ] You know what Robert just do it I don’t care I want to [ __ ] die put the gun against my temple Robert pull the [ __ ] trigger come on do it I don’t know why I watch Everybody Loves Raymond I don’t know what the [ __ ] I don’t I don’t know what’s going on in this

Show oh it’s spaghetti time God I feel my hand shaking the sodium is taking me I’m going to just kind of hopscotch this one I’m not going to go one way or the other everyone’s had spaghetti before so everyone knows what spaghetti should taste like I’m going to start with Marie

Candles we have so much be roll of sh because I don’t trust it I’ve lost all faith in it so let me see here this these are all cold this one’s not as bad but they they look I mean like imagine imagine sitting down at an Italian restaurant and this is what they

Give you smells really bad I don’t think we have any Gordon Ramsey ones left either do we [ __ ] we have an Andrew Zimmerman one though right Zimmer is it another diarrhea Bowl thing I think it’s meatloaf he has a meatloaf one oh dude I just wanted to cut a piece of this

Meatloaf I don’t want to eat the whole ball the thought of having another like piece of TV dinner meat right now is making me want to [ __ ] gag my stomach is not setting right bone appe Petit hey Salo I feel like my taste buds are betraying me I don’t know what’s good or

Bad anymore I’m in the state of existence that my body I think is just telling me to go [ __ ] myself since I’ve put so much TV dinners inside of it serving bulb made from plant-based fiber that’s nice you that looks like the picture at all you don’t that’s weird

Here’s what I’m going to do this time this is I’m going to throw a wrench in the whole operation I’m not going to tell you what I think until the very end not a single word will be used to criticize or complement any of these

Dishes we’ve had a lot of good luck with healthy choice so far this is so sad oh I can’t say I will say that their bowls made of plastic and that’s not very eco-friendly is it Nick Healthy Choice didn’t make the right choice did they did they all right here we go

Oh my God please God I feel bad for whatever [ __ ] mental deteriorating ape is buying these regularly and eating them consistently I know there’s going to be a couple people who are like what’s the big [ __ ] deal dude I eat these all the time Salo sto for is next Ling

Cuisine and last but not least banquet [Laughter] healthy choice I didn’t know pasta could have such a taste the pasta with the meatballs it kind of feels like drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth it’s harsh it’s unwelcoming and it’s simply just disappointing also it comes in the most obnoxious [ __ ] thick

Plastic Bowl because you’re supposed to mix your own sauce with it which just feels like an extra step to having someone take a really solid turd and use it as lipstick on your mouth that’s how it feels sters smells like eggs Ling Cuisine one of the most offensive sauces

I’ve ever had earlier we talked about ketchup and stuff I didn’t even realize that never came close to what this is legitimately it feels like I did something wrong in my past life Tove deserve that kind of treatment Marie candles tastes like spaghetti banquet meatballs were comparable to what I

Would assume if you cut a piece of someone’s gum out of their mouth and try to chew it that’s what I assume that that would taste like the noodles tasted like noodles so my scoring is dead last Lan Cuisine following up healthy choice after that eggs after that banquet and

Then Marie candles so far if you’re doing a TV dinner and you’re wanting to do anything Italian I would just stick to like chicken parmesan or would just stick to the lasagna the lasagna wasn’t nearly as bad the spaghetti I think that it’s like because it’s like a mac and

Cheese where it’s like kind of simple and easy it’s noodles and red sauce and you throw in a meatball in there that it’s you know bada bing bada boom but something so simple can also go so fundamentally wrong versus the lasagna at least you had some of them were at

Least edible this is I mean it’s just it’s an embarrassment I think about all my brothers and sisters in Sicily crying weeping over what this competition has done to the great nation of Italy as musolini once said give me Justice or give me TV dinners and what did he get I

Think he got killed because he did a lot of war crimes I’m pretty sure okay on to the next one I also want to say too we’re past the 330 Mark I don’t know if that if that’s going to stay in I just want jonno I want you to

Know that’s what’s happening that’s where we’re at the energy is starting to fade the sodium has taken full control my blood is no longer made of iron and oxygen it’s pure salt that is who I am now I am salt if there’s one meme to

Take away from this video Let It Be I am Salt How is my grandma not awake yet oh God damn it Grandma did you make this meat love huh Everybody Loves Raymond’s over oh God Robert I’m glad we could work out those princess all right I’ll see you next sweet Robert I love you Brother the last TV dinner meatloaf an American staple every time you ever watch a movie what’s the one thing that people complain about for dinner Russel Sprouts H meatloaf again every [ __ ] time I’m not a huge meatloaf guy I mean it’s just ground beef right but some of

This stuff I mean that looks like testicles that looks like my testicles because I have testicular cancer okay we started off right to left so that’s how we’re going to end it and let me tell you I am not happy that in the final round I have to see Andrew Zim Zimmer

This looks like the driest most disgusting piece of [ __ ] beef meatloaf topped with ketchup mashed potatoes and peas hell yeah God bless dude you know what I I’m I’m praying that Andrew Zimmerman I I think he’s going to have a good he’s going to have a good one here

I’m going to get a little bit of everything here to the last round everybody here we go it’s not bad you know what I think it is this does not have brown gravy and it’s just like a little bit of ketchup it’s fine the meat is fine the mashed

Potatoes are really good the peas are tasty and then I can smell the [ __ ] Smart Ones meatloaf next to me with brown gravy and I’m I want to throw I want to [ __ ] hurl I’m going to go on a limb and say that no one’s going to

Beat this Andrew you might have made up for your [ __ ] terrible macaroni dude oh my God I mean what the [ __ ] is this mashed potatoes smell pretty good actually what the [ __ ] let me try some of these mashed potatoes first who could have been more wrong about that tastes like peanuts it’s

Disgusting is that what healthy potatoes taste like or peanuts that is horrible it’s like the soulle of a shoe oh God it’s spicy too much pepper are you [ __ ] kidding me Nick oh my God oh my God why does Marie [ __ ] calendars have every genre of food in the TV

Dinner game dude you know I started this competition off really respecting them have I liked one since the macaroni and cheese I don’t think I have we started this 8 hours ago I’m not exag rating that’s why we switched over from night to morning unbelievable get me out of

This nightmare somebody get me through this nightmare I can’t control myself right yeah so poetic isn’t it to this experience we’ve had the corn tastes like beans what I’m not even joking I thought corn was like corn yeah it’s pretty hard to mess up corn Corn’s like

Super cheap too they give the [ __ ] to like like cows I didn’t know it was possible for a meatloaf to be does that it looks like turkey doesn’t it potatoes are okay I guess it looks like turkey and it doesn’t taste like ground beef it kind

Of just tastes like uh you know in Sci-Fi movies whenever they have like madeup food and drinks and stuff and they’re always in like weird plastic cups and [ __ ] like an alien or Fifth Element that’s what I imagine like the onset meat tastes like for those scenes

It’s not like it’s bad but they’re just like if you eat it it doesn’t do anything it just disappears you can eat it all day Bruce Willis sori Weaver sters once again another brand this is just I mean what the what is this why is also the brown gravy bleeding over into

The edges over on this side these two giant bold testicles are just drowning in a vat of caramelized brown gravy look how it’s like bleeding over look at that isn’t that [ __ ] disgusting the brown gravy is just so bad dude meat and potatoes not bad brown

Gravy though why do it I can’t really fault this one as much because I’m just simply not a brown gravy fan the last one I want to thank Ray Romano and his brother whoever that actor is guy with a deep voice the potatoes look nice and well seasoned the meatloaf is hot I

Can’t tell if it’s in brown gravy or if it’s in a vat of like caramelized ketchup maybe it’s both maybe it’s brown gravy and ketchup people’s favorite I’m cheating a little bit because I’m putting definitely way more mashed potatoes on this not the worst thing not the worst

Thing I’ve ever had honestly what I’m finding is the Ling Cuisine not bad I think 5 4 3 2 1 L Cuisine comes in man sometimes they slap I um I have zero life left I have nothing to get what I what what have we learned here the

Biggest thing I can tell you from me doing this is one if you’re in a financial pinch or you need something quick easy to go you need something microwavable for work spend a couple extra dollars just to get the Gordon Ramsey stuff the Gordon Ramsey stuff

Rules skip the guy F Yeti [ __ ] skip that guy [ __ ] him I don’t even know what the [ __ ] he’s from I think someone said it was Bizarre Foods or some [ __ ] I can’t remember if you’re eating TV dinners you’re not losing weight these are a scam any fat people who are out

Here who are just like I I think I’m going to try it it’s I mean it’s frozen it’s going to be riddled with salt you’re going to have a heart attack anyway so just enjoy the good stuff Marie Calendars I was told this is a restaurant like that to Perkins or

Something in America let me tell you something stop enough of this just make the macaroni and that’s it everything else is dog [ __ ] sters I kind of have to say the same thing even though I’m pretty sure you’re the Home Alone mac and cheese I’m pretty sure everything

Else though pretty dog [ __ ] to be fair these are like two bucks so that’s all you can afford beggars can’t be complainers you know what I’m saying Lean Cuisine if I had to be like if someone is holding a gun to my head and they said we’re going to kill your

[ __ ] child unless you eat these Health TV dinners I would choose Lean Cuisine over anything Lean Cuisine whatever it’s not bad unironically if I was just like you know what I just need something quick for my job whatever I just the golden Ramsay thing it’s like

Six bucks six bucks if you think about that how many meals do you eat per day at a job realistically one you get one break you work 5 days a week 40 hours a week 6 * 5 30 bucks $30 a week my fat ass spends $30 on sub way on door dash

For one thing it’s unbelievable I mean I don’t know what was better I’m not even a big lasagna guy I thought the lasagna was delicious from Gordon Ramsey I also thought the chicken was really good the lemon chicken that thing was [ __ ] Dynamo the [ __ ] mac and cheese was

Amazing I mean I really cannot recommend it enough he also has like a bunch of like appetizer stuff I didn’t know Gordon rany his big thing was Beef Wellington so they have like bite-sized beef wellingtons I think they had crab cakes and cheese bites those were like the appetizers they didn’t really count

As meals so we didn’t include them in this so there you go I wouldn’t wish this on on my enemy I mean I took very minimal bites I’ve [ __ ] four times during the shoot all liquid I’m not proud to say it that’s just the reality of it could that be pre-existing dietary

Decisions I’ve made maybe I’m just let you know the outcome so far Salt is running through me I feel like I am that of the Salt Lake in Utah that’s what it feels like I feel like I am made of salt I am expelling salt I am one with salt

Right now I feel dehydrated I’ve drank six bottles of water pissing like a racehorse and [ __ ] liquid like crazy I don’t feel good about it it that’s just the uh the scenario we’re in any other thoughts what do you think what was the absolute worst I mean man yeah

Trying to think back me reflect on some my memories here the absolute worst one may have been banquet’s chicken pot pie that one was pretty foul Andrew Zimmer his macaroni and cheese with like onion it had like onion and beef in it or something like that that was [ __ ]

Terrible both of the guy Fetti things I ate like really bad the [ __ ] Pizza lasagna thing it just tasted like pepperoni soup it was like wet but it felt like it was all like grease from the pepperoni and the noodles didn’t they just tasted like pepperoni too so

It was just like a hodge podge of pepperoni soup wasn’t good God I mean really anything by banquet should be illegal those were probably the worst ones I mean all the ones where I tilted it over and I spilled the liquid out of it that was a bad sign I think one of

Them was the Salsbury steak I did and it was like extremely dry that kind of chemistry didn’t make sense to me that doesn’t make sense I would say you can’t go wrong with chicken fried steak I feel like that’s easy it’s breaded nice lean chicken meatloaf and Salsbury steak I

Think that you’re probably over the age of 60 if you order these I don’t know another demographic that they’re not just pedaling this to people who are in hospice I could see some of these being a viable meal option if you’re like on the go if you’re at home though just

[ __ ] cook cook it yourself it’s going to be way better even like the mac and cheese I Pro I mean just get your own noodles make your own Mac and you you know what I mean you can make way more way better there’s this great mdy mat

Video on YouTube where he tells you how to make your own mac and cheese at home it’s delicious I did it twice with my wife it’s awesome all in all I got to say this TV dinners were made for the littles guys they were made for us

Average Joe’s out there and you might look at me and you might say you know what Hunter are you an average Joe are you one with the People Like Us Hunter and to that I have to say I have a drunk Grandma upstairs that needs my help so

If you don’t mind I’m going to ask you to leave my home and I’m going to go ttin to her even though she’s probably dead she’s been up there for like 8 hours thanks for watching Grandma I’m coming oh Dusty old [ __ ] [ __ ] Jesus Christ uh little self-insert here as well just

An edit I just wanted everybody to know that we wasted a lot of food today that’s pretty [ __ ] lame I’m not going to lie so we did make $1,000 donation to a local food shelter near me called Harvesters to kind of subsidize this because I did feel really bad so just

Wanted to let you know that something positive did come from this video and we hope that uh people will donate moving forward too if you waste food just try to [ __ ] give back I guess you know what I mean I don’t know is that cool