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What’s going on it is simplistic and welcome back to another video you know with being a Creator I’m always willing to explore and expand with more types of content it’s always good to be on the lookout for what’s hot literally there are so many different communities for
Every topic on YouTube ranging from far and wide you name it it most likely exists Vlogs challenges pranks food makeup Cars toys the list goes on forever but recently one stood out more than the rest it’s very specific but I’m talking about mukbangs bro is really
Trying to hop on every wave at this point but for real I always get told by the majority of people who watch me is that they always have to have something in front of them to eat one stood out more than the rest and it has to be
Noodles I am super excited to dive into something new let’s start off the journey by going grocery shopping and getting the goods at 99 Ranch Market I absolutely love this place cuz they have a variety of different items that I’ve never heard of before in my life it’s
Kind of like traveling without having to board a plane so instead of flying for 12 plus hours let’s go take a step inside we’re going to make our way to that aisle but real quick I just spotted something insane Boba milk tea brown sugar in a can without a doubt this
Would just hit different I mean while we’re here we might as well pick up some exotic beverages Tai tea need that o after school this would be my go-to especially the big one aloe vera it’s not only fire for your skin but also your taste bud pause and of course we
Need to pick up the Ramon soda all the real ones out there know it’s really interesting the way to open it is by popping this and then a little Marble Falls just from opening it you’re going to have a great experience lyi orange melon Peach ooh Hawaiian blue just like
My bed sheets bro Hello Kitty and Naruto come on hold up I might really need to scal this place like what kind of vegetable is that they out here selling tree trunks I might have to use it for decoration or something hey not for real growing up in my hometown it was
Actually like over 90% Asian so I know what’s good I’m tapped in I heard incredible things about their ice cream Boba Mochi matcha green tea instantly added to the cart mini soft Ser I think these look like the same exact ones they sell at McDonald’s except it comes in
This bright red beautiful box oh my God there’s so many different kinds hold up a little collab with the Mexican culture stir fried Ramen it looks like some elote street corn okay go man I’m hyped black bean sauce I wouldn’t consider this fitting in my palette but I’m
Always down to try new things wow I’m honored I’m in the presence of the king of spice it like warns you all over the packaging too look at those Peppers two times spicy this guy looks like he’s physically in pain that’s how I’m trying to be what’s the worst that can happen
What the heck is that thing looking at me funny for you got an issue yeah that’s what I thought stand there wasn’t doing that a second ago now that we are back home I got cozy we’re feeling amazing but in the back of my mind I just have to mentally prepare for the
Discomfort I am going to feel in my stomach by the end of this challenge this is no joke from what I’ve seen people are red face and sniffling when they eat this behind me we have them all laid out on the table I actually bought one of every flavor in existence and we
Got them in different varieties we have them in the packets in the cups we got options there is a lot of unique and sick looking bags here I do got to say I just respect the creativity I really got to find the graphic designer and just
Dap them up for the work that he or she put in but with that being said how this will work is there will be 10 Rounds ranging from the least to the most spiciest RAM and my goal is to eat and successfully complete each Bowl entirely
To be able to move on until I get to the final boss which is the times 2 spicy Edition which is the hottest in the world which at that point I’ll be adding this entire bottle of the Fire Sauce that they use to make it even more
Intense also I will be letting a generator I found online ask me a random question for each round what I also discovered is that the same company also makes extremely hot dumplings but let’s save that for another time listen we have a lot of eating and cooking to do
Chef simplistic is in the building let’s get to work so you know when people double it and give it to the next person well we are going to quadruple it and start off with number one which is Quattro cheese to be honest one of my favorite ingredients in any meal has to
Be cheese so I already know this is going to be enjoyable before we really get into it do you have anything to say you you hungry now that’s what I’m talking about here it is let’s begin this is our first enemy doesn’t really look too intimidating it should be a piece of
Cake but who knows and of course you already know I wasn’t about to eat this with a fork it’s like bringing a knife to a gunfight I came with the Chopsticks baby I really should not face any problems but I don’t want to speak too soon let’s get a big bite the color
Looks stunning nice and orange there’s there is a kick there is and I’m not talking about a streaming platform oo if this is number one I’m trembling in my Jordans right now currently rocking the bare feet ones and remember all of this must be gone to be able to
Complete the round successfully I believe that we will win I believe that we will win not an enjoyable burp so far not too shabby even though I’m skinny plisic right now I’ll be able to take this down makes me want to give you guys such a
Big smooch right now and if you made it to this point in the video drop a like you deserve it I’d be lying if I said this wasn’t yummy though let’s do some ASMR you see I would do this mukbang style but we have so much more to complete but let me know if you guys want to see something like that in the future bulldock noodles does not mess around with any of their products we got to complete it though it’s only level
One who is my favorite YouTuber and what is my dream collab number one has to be my boy FaZe rug say what you want the glazing is crazy moving to the technology side of the platform I really love MKBHD Marquez brownley an influencer I really miss who I used to
Enjoy a lot because of his content but he stopped making it is jyon but then again putting that to the side I highly value his morals but luckily if we’re talking pranks I love LF from how monotone he is he’s hilarious arak is up there due to the quality time and effort
That he shows and to be honest the list can just keep going on and on and on I’m even a fan of some people who have less than 10,000 subscribers it really doesn’t matter I think everyone is special in their own way and every individual has their own style too but
Attached to that what is my dream collab if I had to choose because I’m an OG I would have to pick my guy Casey niat the man who influenced me the most the way I film and shoot is because of him and I would love to cross paths one day over
Over that right there really showed me what I’m up against our first beverage is Cola Ramon and you have to use this little plastic device that they provide to push it down to be able to drink it come on bro pop open come on bro I’m
Almost there oh I got it look there it is it tastes like a cherry Coca-Cola but sweeter moving on to number two we have Mr Pinky Dinky over here creamy carbonara I would consider this a little bit more on the Italian side it’s more like a pasta I’m a real sucker when it
Comes to bini Aledo so I already know this about to hit different all right so the texture are already is a lot thicker than before they are very flat it looks like little ribbons but come on let’s get to it all right this is about to get handled not really spicy whatsoever I
Really wish I had Patrick’s superpower to be able to inhale everything that would be so sick but anyway where have I traveled to and what’s the next place I want to go to I’m the type of person that if you say you want to hop on a
Flight in the next hour I am down to anywhere in the world but let’s list everywhere I’ve been in the United States alone I’ve been to California obviously I live here Arizona Nevada Washington Idaho Texas Massachusetts New York Florida Georgia and Hawaii out of country Canada Brazil Europe but more
Specifically Italy France and London but the next location would just have to be Japan I mean I think that’s on everyone’s bucket list it’s so good I just want to experience something completely out of the ordinary and everything down to the toilets is so Advanced the technology is insane you
Could really get the craziest items out of a vending machine mhm o hold on that kind of punched me out of Nowhere oo we’re about to clear it the last Bits we earned this blue Naruto little bit of a challenge there but I’m not going to back down okay bubble gum it’s cooling me down thank the Lord quick game show is it a a prosthetic leg B popcorn C an iPhone or d a tomato we now for number three have theato pasta
Some of the ingredients in here could give us a little kick but I doubt it would affect my overall health bar I think I’m staying at 100 HP for sure the appeal already looks darker which is not a good sign shees okay this is about to be one
Of those I want to point out my lips have gone completely numb so if I’m talking with a list please understand M wow this is giving a mixture of Basil oregano garlic it’s almost as if it was freshly picked from a garden but not a
Very friendly one M oh my gosh if it was my last day on Earth what would I do and also what would I eat as my last meal I would 100% spend time with family has to be my top priority with my loved ones do all of my favorite activities whether
It’s go to a beach do some self-care oh my nose is runny ah or play one of my favorite sports like basketball or ghost skateboarding and what I would consume that’s hard some street tacos a medium rare steak with 24 karat gold why not spaghetti spumoni ice cream a Shirley
Temple a bunch of my favorite candy sour patch gids the watermelon Edition I can’t even think let’s just leave it at that even though I have a ton more that I would love to keep adding on I just can’t M I need some motivation it’s all
Mental M uh-huh H mhm yes sir we really did that sounds pretty weird but we have yogurt you know the drill oh sounded like a fart that’s not that bad I would get this again ooh okay with number four this is more down my alley for all my Hispanics out there we
Have habanero lme I’m used to eating a lot of Mexican food candy and snacks so this should be very similar my Hispanic and Latino community stand up we’re on a mission to complete this task so without fur further ad bro why did this whole thing stick together in the shape too
Very citrusy it’s probably all that acid coming from the lime yep we’re on a good roll this right here my face screams devotion but who are my favorite artists and no I’m not talking about Picasso or van go as of right now Drake Brett FZ been getting back into Kendrick Lamar
Mac Miller and Gunna it’s a lot of rap but I do dabble into other genres I just love music as a whole m oh that was a big clump of sauce fire breathing like a dragon right now making my way downtown not moving fast fa is past and I’m
Homebound that’s right Another One Bites the Dust I really don’t know how much more of this I could take we are presented with melon Dew all I want to say congratulations work so hard forgot how to vacate should yo this sneaks up on you it’s shocking it tastes like a lemon
Warhead number five we have little Stewie Griffin AKA stew type and also I read that the broth looks like blood we might be finally getting into some real heat my entire face has gone numb it’s tingling and we are halfway through at this point give myself a pad on the back
I mean this is damn near pitch black but that ain’t going to stop me I’m not too sure what’s going on my awareness is at 0% my entire brain is foggy I am going through the motions oh that cannot be real kind of strange because you get a hint of
Sweetness then it goes right back to inflaming my butth hole hold on hey yo pause took me too long to catch that one that’s how you know it’s bad what is my favorite quote my all time is keep it simple hence why the name of my channel
Is simplistic I love the overall meaning it’s all also the way I love to live carry myself within my lifestyle next is you miss all of the shots you don’t take and that kind of influenced my brand shoot your shot and right after is the
Only thing that we have to fear is fear itself in this situation fits perfectly that was a big chunk I want to pull all my hair out not that deep calm down intensity is ramping up I’ll tell you that my eyes are watering the smell is no bueno no noodle
Left behind I found that the best Strat is to get giant portions at once and to just force it this sensation in my mouth is Indescribable that calls for an intermission AKA a bathroom break it’s about to explode on a daily basis my mind is running faster than the speed of
Lightning because of all the tasks that I have to get done the sad thing thing is I don’t prioritize good nutritious foods to function properly and live more efficiently due to my heavy workloads which is really bad because that is crucial to being more productive luckily
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Off your first Factor bom and now back to the video let me tell you that wasn’t pretty that’s why I chose bro looks like the Joker with makeup oh that sounded familiar the bubbles are helping not giving up not for you guys not for anyone not for my mom my dad my family
My sisters my cousins my grandma not a soul during the holidays or really any season everyone loves a bonus this is the special edition Rosé don’t worry it’s non-alcoholic but it does sound fancy with number six every single time I go out to eat Korean barbecue I love this
We have kimchi it’s basically vegetables like onions and radish with lots of spices and herbs and it’s mainly used as a side dish but by the way this will flame my mouth it might be the main character these sticks were made for walking and that’s what they will do
Just watch when these sticks walk all over I’m delusional where’s Peter Griffin when you need them at least Lois the current state of my intestines probably is comparable to a black hole that’s instant oh okay all I can ask please no screenshots I’m at a loss for words
Taking Squidward bites I would say I got full about 1 to 2 hours ago this is purely torture we are getting serious what is the hardest part about my relationship will you get married soon and how long have me and my girlfriend been together nobody is exactly how you
Want them to be everyone has flaws we are all rough around the edges and have things to work on overall I believe communication is very important and could lead to a lot of arguments if not solved then and there furthermore my particular job takes a lot of my time
Away from her which could sometimes lead to problems without a doubt I found my wife we will be getting married sometime in the near future and we have been dating for what is coming up on 2 years this is my least favorite tastes like metal this just has to be some sort of
Karma or punishment forgive me for what I did so unfair and that is a wrap I feel woozy let me take a breather we have orange Our Savior reminds me of a high sea or Kool-Aid damn one of the hardest things I’ll ever put myself through for real progressively I’m sure
Yall notice the energy change I apologize this is a 1 V one battle oh oh I was trying to buy a new iPhone from the Apple Store to prank my best friend by Smashing his then surprising him with a new one the ball that I was at though
Did not allow filming and took it very harshly to the point where they called the cops in security as I was exiting on my way to my car I ended up getting caught up about 10 different sheriffs and officers surrounded me and directly just put me in handcuffs and in the back
Of their car for no absolute reason I guess I was trespassing is what what they find it as but I literally meant no harm sucks that I had to go through that but you know happens Speed Run winner winner chicken dinner I’m starting to sweat I believe I
Have a mild fever my face is completely red but let’s try cherry blossom for size I’m going psycho man every single year us humans damage the planet more and more let’s finally make a change put our foot down Make a Difference by going green with barbecue bean I never really
Heard of a flavor like this before it’s very foreign to me but I’m all for it plus the homie on the packaging looks like he’s about his business it’s Indescribable the pain that I’m going through and the fact that some humans choose out of their own will
To do this to themselves is beyond me oh mm- uh-uh nope oh Mind Over Matter Mind Over Matter matter please I’ve come too far to quit or give up no reaction okay never mind I was joking that’s what I like to call a hole in one a touchdown and a goal I would
Not wish this upon my worst enemy listen I’m going just keep it a buck during that last level I ran to my nearest sink and y’all can probably guess what ended up happening I’m not going to say it to gross you guys out but I did have to
Make room for the last few rounds but it just goes to show that I’m not easy to get taken down without a fight the amount that I Endure for y’all I deserve a round of applause Mr strawberry come to the rescue oh totally forgot do I have any pet peeves when people chew
Very loud and whenever people don’t follow through with their word I hate it at that point they’re just yapping doing a lot of talking no action that pisses me off number eight hey come on you all know me I am Mr shoot your shot that’s
What I do for a living I’m hitting 30 like Curry because we have Curry this type of dish is mainly known in the Indian culture and can be extremely hot it’s something that will burn your nostrils from a mile away it’s really not looking good because the more and
More I inch to the Finish Line I’m tending not to have a filter which could get me in some trouble but this feeling has to be the same as people that are on hard oh talk to me nice talk to me nice I’m a mom’s H I’m abused I’m
Tapping it at this that’s it okay it’s basically done call me all the names in the book what are some of the scariest moments in my life when I was very little my aunt left me alone for like a few minutes and I almost drowned until
She came back and pulled me up I have to add the moment I was in the scariest car crash ever I made an entire separate video on it but it was raining I hit a puddle lost control I started drifting sideways for a while as I looked to the
Left and saw a bunch of headlights beaming in my eye I thought I was a goner luckily I lived to tell the story and finally all the times to leave my comfortable house to go do haunted investigations I don’t believe in ghosts I’m not scared of other beings I think
It’s just very terrifying being out in maybe dangerous parts of a city or town that I could possibly get robbed or un alive do not try this at home especially without parental supervision thus far everything has been Dreadful let’s pop this Hello Kitty and get on with it this
Reminds me of vanilla cream I’d be surprised if my mouth can take much more he hold pause number nine I am trembling and frightened at the fact that this one doesn’t even have a name they didn’t bother I’m going just go ahead and call it that black pack wish me good luck I
Know it can’t talk but I can only imagine if it could it’s calling me a little well the suffering is almost over my nose hairs are engulfed in flames and as crazy as this sounds I’m thankful for this experience to know not to ever do it again would you look
At this an oldfashioned staredown I am met face to face with a demon uh-uh one flew out what would I do with my earnings as soon as I receive the money everyone in my family is getting a house then everything else would be an investment
For my future and my kids it really just depends if I’m a millionaire or a billionaire I’m going to keep it at that short and sweet I’m Legit drooling oh and just like that oh that one wasn’t playing any games it’s like I’m on a roller coaster that
Just keeps ramping up and there’s no drop I’m about to fly to the islands because we have Hawaiian blue oh it gets the taste out but not the Heat let me process what’s happening without further Ado we’re moving on to the final round I already hired an entire team and Company
To make my gravestone because we have the red pepper time 2 spicy bulldock I have medical on standby and a toilet nearby kiss me goodbye without further Ado bring it in this could possibly be a career Ruiner this thing got some weight to it all I can really ask for is to
Show a ton of support let’s get to dumping but wait there’s more let’s make something clear by no means will I be attempting to finish this monstrosity I’m going just see how long I can go dog I really transformed into a witch brewing up a potion let the games
Begin listen this is the last stretch the thing is the temperature itself is boiling bro is blowing on it uhuh I really got to understand how Matt Stony be doing This this is barely helping the hallucinations are going stupid make the Lord for ice cream more dripping coming from my nostrils the suffering I put myself through for y’all oh it won’t stop this is unbearable crazy enough this is Ramon flavored popsicles you know what I really do not
Care as much as I wish I could take more giant B I physically cannot I will gladly face defeat but anyway I hope you guys do enjoy please drop a like subscribe down below to get me to 2 billion subscribers and comment down below if you would be
Able to handle this cuz I know I can’t one more for the boys Baby peace out
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God loves you Noah repent for your sins man
he acts diffrently in his videos compared to rugs videos
No No NO! My dude loves ramen like me and I’m in love with it
Simplistic is THE GOATTTTTTTT MAD REESPECTTTT
Only people who didn’t come form Tik tok can like
Rug on this channel
rug made you
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Pls go to belgium in lokeren city
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Hey Noah! Hope the 49ers win! I am a 49er fan too!!
You schould make milk ice cream
You should eat all of the noodles but in a bowl together
you shouldn't have worn a white t-shirt bro
bro 2x aint spiciest do the 3x i did it when i was 8 it aint even spicy
Congratulations ur team won 49ers
bro sue da cops man they cant put u in handcuffs or in the back of their car with no specified reason
Heart this 💚💚for the new green screen that he’s using from the Amazon store !
nice ❤
I swear not talking when it kicks in helps😭
Can your son be and the video
for short ima call you simp
thanks for all you do simp
why wasn’t ur nose runny😭
u r such a wussy i could have finish all of those with out winning u r such a troll those r not hot i have tryed every single buldak noodle they r easy work
Love your videos bro ❤❤
I would spend some time with my loved ones and what would I eat is a steak tacos and the best homemade pancakes from my mom❤
enflaming my butthole got me dying
I love buldak😍😍noodles
Dog learn how to cook noodles, you should’ve taken your time cooking them before you disrespect the Hispanic culture.
My boi really made it easy for himself. Please no hate or disrespect. But learn how to cook noddles please. And don’t just leave them there afterwards 🙏🏽 10:54