This is the Old Pork Chop Express talking to whoever's listening.. I'm not saying I've been everywhere and I've done everything… But like I told my last wife ,honey I never drive faster and I can see! Other than that it's all in the reflexes. 😎 Big Trouble Little China 🍿🎥
Next time you in texas hit me up and come do a review on my food truck Bayou Boyz Swamp Food!!!! Boiled seafood, etouffee, gumbo, new orleans style po-boys! Got ya covered brother!!!
You were supposed the food the slice in half long ways with the paper plate folded into a flat funnel around the crust so you can eat the slice easier and the paper plate funnel keeps the oil off your clothes 🤦🏼♂️ … there a technique to eating NY pizza, my boy!
Yeah portnoys just done pizza king in indiana everyone knows that pizza kings are different and the best ones are muncie and rushville . . I still love a hunts bro pizza any day xxtra cheeses
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Gotra love a burp that makes more room!!!
Screw portnoy we need this
Good stuff man
That is spot on understandable
Thank you!
Douchebag Dave will probably try to sue you over this. 😂
This is the Old Pork Chop Express talking to whoever's listening..
I'm not saying I've been everywhere and I've done everything…
But like I told my last wife ,honey I never drive faster and I can see! Other than that it's all in the reflexes. 😎
Big Trouble Little China 🍿🎥
Love that thin crust floppy NYC pizza slice. Nothing else like it!
Looks dry and disgusting , thats bad pizza just looking at it and im from the north i know bad when i see it and thats the poster child
Go to New Haven it’s only like a 90 minutes away
Needs to be thinner and greassy you aint got yellow or orange grease running down yyour hand when you eat it ita not new york style authentic pizza
Next time you in texas hit me up and come do a review on my food truck Bayou Boyz Swamp Food!!!! Boiled seafood, etouffee, gumbo, new orleans style po-boys! Got ya covered brother!!!
Bubba Porkboy great name 🤣🤣🤣
I think you should keep this going Justin, funny as hell!
We love ourselves a good coondog! 😊
You need to study how your wife is getting more fine and you just keep getting stung by bees lol stop being lazy boi
“Bubba pork boy” is the best nickname I’ve ever heard 😂
The dollar pizza spots are the best. There's one on cana st and another on 2nd ave.
Ok Justin… you started it… Barnstool Sports!🤣. I’m all in, Yes Sir! Cmon Bubba Porkboy!! One chomp! 😂
I love the southern rating system, let us know when you find a slice that's as good as some sweet potato souffle. 😂
Gotta go to Krusty’s in Brooklyn. No flop jalops over there. Best you’ll ever have hands down. 😂
It should of just been softstool sports🤣
❤ I think you may need two seats on the plane back home if you're flying. 😂😂❤
Keep going !!
Oh hell nah brother that pizza is floppier than my auntie Jean's love handles when bama scores and she gets to jumpin!
That pizza looks sad to me.
No one walked up to his ass in NYC haha 😅
Why?
This is infinitely better than Portnoy's pizza reviews.
Yummy!!! 🤤😋🤤😋🤤😋😋😋😋❤
You were supposed the food the slice in half long ways with the paper plate folded into a flat funnel around the crust so you can eat the slice easier and the paper plate funnel keeps the oil off your clothes 🤦🏼♂️ … there a technique to eating NY pizza, my boy!
Bubba Costco they call you… nice jacket, real recognize real!!
I farted twice watching you eating the pizza hopefully making room for you telepathically… but I farted towards California so you didn’t smell them
Yeah portnoys just done pizza king in indiana everyone knows that pizza kings are different and the best ones are muncie and rushville . . I still love a hunts bro pizza any day xxtra cheeses
Whole lot of flop jalop
Great review bubba
That looks delicious 😋
You gotta go to krispys
Lmmao
How did y’all like that “call of prayer?”
Bet that turned ya stomach!
I'm gonna have heartburn on my Tombstone tonight.