Same jam, totally different reactions.
🇮🇹 Italy: “BEEP-BEEP—move!”
🇮🇳 India: “Peep-peep—just a nudge.”
🇰🇷 South Korea: pulls over, goes live.
🇫🇷 France: pulls over, baguette picnic.
🇺🇸 USA: podcast on, wait it out.
🇬🇧 UK: sardonic—“Indicators are optional, are they?”
🇯🇵 Japan: pulls over, calls to apologize (“about three minutes late!”).
🇩🇪 Germany: distance kept, stay in lane.
🇨🇦 Canada: “You go ahead—sorry!”
🇪🇸 Spain: music up, sing through the jam.
(Yes—streaming/eating only after pulling over.)
