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  1. Lol i misheard invented "rioting" and built the first cities
    It sounded like a comical irony as in order to riot you gotta have somewhere first to riot (hence the cities built) 😂

  2. For a second I thought you said rioting instead of writing.

    I mean, one of the earliest civilization and inventing rioting would sound right 😂

    But yeah, I would end that in a heartbeat 🤤

  3. “Oh yes, we also found a broken tablet in which a scribe says he is sending ‘flour, eggs, and water'… At this point, I think it's safe to assume they would also have tomato sauce and meatballs. Yeah, pasta with meatballs was probably invented by Sumerians in 2100 BC” Ahh moment

  4. Seeing as just about every other culture that raised wheat and dairy came up with the combination of flatbread topped with cheese, it seems unlikely that the Lagashians would not.

  5. Maybe I'll make an AZTEC Pizza. Tomato 🍅 Sauce allowed !
    No cheese of course. But they were the other flavor capitol of the world, up until 1519 A.D., when things got more complicated.

  6. This or something like a pita for sure. If I grew up without knowing anything, yet being able to cook, YOU BET I WOULD PAIR THEM TOGETHER 😂❤️ And I love tomatoes so much that I have to cut them out of my diet for now. Perfect trio.

  7. The original neapolitan pizza, pizza marinara, doesn't have cheese. It consists of tomato sauce, bread, olive oil, garlic and oregano. And it was actually names pizza. This is bread with cheese. It could have been done with any society that had bread and cheese.

  8. Flatbread with toppings is pretty much a common food in the Mediterranean.

    Also, I kinda wonder how Italian pizzas would look like before Columbus sailed to the Americas since tomatoes weren't a thing yet in Europe before Columbus sailed.

  9. And we had also focaccia alla genovese, tho back then, CENTURIES BEFORE PIZZA WAS MADE WITH A DIFFERENT DOUGH, TOMATO SAUCE, OREGANO AND MOZZARELLA CHEESE, it was simply known as "focaccia".
    Not sure what you are trying to prove, little man, but i figured out that cheese and bread are a match made in heaven at age 6 without knowledge of cooking at all, i doubt fully grown men, even back then, wouldnt have had that figured out, considering everybody with access to cheese bloody did it.
    What is your point?

  10. First and foremost, the Sumerians had BEER! And they worshipped a Beer Goddes Ninkasi. 😀🍺😇 Then a pizza goes well with a pint of beer, so certainly they could have pizzas too! 😀

  11. Foods similar to pizza have been prepared since ancient times. References to pizza-like dishes appear throughout early history.
    In the 6th century BCE, Persian soldiers serving under Darius the Great baked flatbreads with cheese and dates on top of their battle shields.[7][8]
    In ancient Greece, citizens made a flatbread called plakous (πλακοῦς, gen. πλακοῦντος – plakountos)[9] which was flavored with toppings such as herbs, onion, cheese, and garlic.[10] Another term for this type of flatbread was placentae (a term for pastries of flour, cheese, oil, and honey).[11] They are mentioned by Athenaeus of Naucratis, a 2nd-century grammarian, who writes that they were topped with fruit puree called coulis and used as sacrificial offerings.[11]

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