Dave reviews a square pie place with amazing vibes.
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Anybody in the 60s or older who's had an Italian grandmother has had this pizza. I still make it for neighbors and they freaking rave about it. The oil is a drizzle of olive oil put on right before it goes in the oven. I promise you that Dave will be thinking about this pizza for weeks. I just wish he rated it on his enjoyment of it.
It's jus all dough
The dave portnoy pizza review formula:
East coast? Minimum 6.0
Burnt? +1
Owners hovering? +1
Vibes? +.5
Glad to know it was flafe-ah-ful
You should check out San Remo! 1404 cortelyou road in Brooklyn!
So it would have been an 8.2 had you not blown $15k minutes before lol
Online Gambling is a scam. Its been proven over an over…
This channel is falling off big time. Quality pizza getting low scores. Every good pizza is either 7.7 or 8.1. Saying there’s basil on it when there is absolutely none. Anywhere on the pizza. It’s becoming boring.
How does he eat so much pizza and I assume regular meals also and not be fat. Or is he slowly packing on a few kilos? He must work out heaps.
dave's scale doesn't even exist anymore…. nobody knows the rules.
7.8 is a fair score, it's really good pizza but the workers are weird and EXPECT tips for pickup orders.
Nothing but crust
Try the square pie from the original Mr Bruno’s in Lyndhurst, NJ
Ideally the scores should reflect the amount you get paid in bribery?
Dave's criteria for good pie is about as dumb as you can get. If he can't eat the whole thing, it's probably not to get an 8. What?
Didn’t the ban Steve will do it for doing that on YouTube lol
"Everyone knows the rules; one bite…"
proceeds to take 3 to 4 bites minimum literally every pizza review he does
Picked the worst slice possible bozo
You just won life changing money to someone like me and didn’t even smile 🤦♂️ man I wish
Going to all the wrong places
I dated a woman with a square pie once. Talk about trying to put a round peg in a square hole…lol. Just brutal.
8.4 on the logo 👍
THIS is my type of pizza. From Detroit, this pizza looks incredible
Bruno's in lyndhurst nj is the best square in the area. I drive 25 miles round trip to get it. Brooklyn has a couple too.
Your scale sucks! LOL. Very good pizza but your score does not indicate that. That was one good looking square pie.
Dave is awesome everybody knows the rules
Love me a Sicce Pie every once in awhile.
7.8? Bullshit score again.
Dave, do something good with your money instead of pissing it away.
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Scott with a slice and a little degenerate gambling on the side.
No one's making a profit playing blackjack online. Leave it to the rich like Dave who can cancel his blackjack loss just by holding a drink bottle up to the camera for 5 seconds
Hey Dave why don’t you just leave the pizza 🍕 on the counter when ready with the box open so it cools down a bit and then you don’t have to worry about burning your face off
15 grand on blackjack on an iPhone before he eats pizza. 15K would literally change the trajectory of my life right now. Fuckin-A
Dave's scale is pretty easy to understand. If it is burnt, thin, and very firm it get's a high score. The taste in terms of the sauce and cheese mean almost nothing to him.
Mr Pizza Pizza 🍕hoodie 6.4 🎅🇺🇸
god I FUCKING DETEST square pizza
Not a good looking pie at all. Thick piece of…dough.
What a loser this guy gave Frozen Pizza Rolls a 10. And admitted he got Paid for it. How can You EVER TRUST HIM NOW. Google it
Tommy Tomato
Three (3) bites everyone knows the rules…
Had a night, ooooh!. Had a night oooooh!
Downvote any gambling cash grab, everyone knows the rules.
I give the wrinkles on the hoodie a 4.6
Who cares about your ratings . Thanks for showing the pizza and free publicity to these hard working people .
The best Square Pie in Philly!! They ferment their dough for like 2 days that's why it's so fluffy
Looks like a L&B knock off lol
You need to try Mario and franks in Fieldsboro NJ it’s the best out there.
"You know someone who reviews and really knows Pizza." Um Dave… that'd be you