It’s always a good sign when you’re close to New Haven and the pizza maker looks like a pizza #shorts
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all right pizza review time we’re at carpen zanos I love the guy in there making the pizza when you get into New Haven you run into a couple things box and park drink and then you got pizza makers that look like pizza like I don’t know how else to describe it they come out they look like pizza it’s like oh you’re a pizza and this guy in there making the pizza knew all about it knew all the New Haven spots knew all the people involved and I knew it before he even opened his mouth like oh you’re a pizza says not totally New Haven style though but it’s cut like a New Haven isn’t it Mr Pizza in there it’s not a spy the maker he’s a pizza it’s like what’s your eth pizza and you can tell by this one good undercarriage come on now give it to me I want to give Mr Pizza a good score because he he wants to take a picture and I want to be able to like hey Pizza you did it ooh very good first bite I’m going 82 guy’s going to love to score he says it’s not New Haven it’s pretty damn close loved it you look you came out you look like pizza I saw you like this guy’s been around Pizza his whole life the second I saw you you can tell I can I’ve been do it long enough the second you walked out like a pizza thanks

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Thanks
Mr. Pizza…f’n Dave always comes out with a gem.
Speaking of gems…how about the pizza maker?!
8.2👍🏽🎈
say pizza one more time
Dave Bites into the Pizza Maker By Mistake and Gives him a 8.2 Everyone Knows the Rulez😅😅😅
Hey may look like pizza but daves bloodtype is sugo.
I wish I looked more Pizza 😞
What does he mean “cut like a new haven”, seriously??
Dave doesn’t even know he’s being a pos anymore lol😂
If I was the pizza dude, I'd keep Mr Pizza as a nickname… Making sure people know it's endorsed by Portnoy…
Was also low-key expecting someone with acne on their face…
All his ratings are basically the same?!?!??
Well….. Ya didn't call him a di€&head… bwahaha
Why the fuck are there 2 shots of him getting out
He didn’t know if that was a compliment or a diss😂
What's your ethnicity? PIZZA 😀
The wild thing is that nobody has ever looked more like a pizza than Papa John did in the one interview. 😳 he was literally sweating pepperoni grease 😂
Tony Soprano brother is a pizza. ✌🏽
So, if you’re overweight, missing teeth and have slick back hair, you look like Pizza?
I apparently look like Pizza.
I’m not happy about it.
How many times did he say pizza
Bro can't catch a break. He's got pizza in his veins, literally. Then God says "Hair? I'll take the middle you can keep the sides"
Then Dave rocks in and changes bros whole identity to "PIZZA"
And bro says "Thanks"
RIP Tony.. or Bob.. or whatever your name was.
Dave, WAWA has pizza, so uh, lets get a review on WAWA pizza.
I’ve just started watching, where are the toppings? Just cheese and tomato and no meat?
You look like pizza, oh thanks! Man is a craftsman of his trade!
Take a shot every time Dave says pizza, everyone knows the rules 🥴
Pizza guy looks a little like James Gandolfini maybe better known as Tony Soprano and I gotta say. Tony soprano looks like pizza.
I feel like he always has a mouthful of food before he eats anything
"You look like pizza. One bite everybody knows the rules"
That's Will Sasso's cousin.
It was a fumble, Go Blue!
Like if you're doing like as many pizza places as he has cretit critique, you would have think that his score really only goes up to a 92 and that's spectacular, but there's never no tens. There's never no 9/8. It has to be a 98 in like what the last 2 years. And how many places had he been since the last 98? Probably a 100 more. I know there's people making pizza out there. That on his scale is a 98. I own a pizza restaurant
How to say someone's fat without saying there fat
I don’t love the patriots, but sick hat Mr Portnoy
😅 8.2 good one 😮😅😊
I guess being a pizza is better than being a cheeseburger
Live in Baltimore Co Md..No one-No one make a good pie around here anymore-
“You look like a pizza”
“Thanks”
😂