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It’s always a good sign when you’re close to New Haven and the pizza maker looks like a pizza #shorts

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all right pizza review time we’re at carpen zanos I love the guy in there making the pizza when you get into New Haven you run into a couple things box and park drink and then you got pizza makers that look like pizza like I don’t know how else to describe it they come out they look like pizza it’s like oh you’re a pizza and this guy in there making the pizza knew all about it knew all the New Haven spots knew all the people involved and I knew it before he even opened his mouth like oh you’re a pizza says not totally New Haven style though but it’s cut like a New Haven isn’t it Mr Pizza in there it’s not a spy the maker he’s a pizza it’s like what’s your eth pizza and you can tell by this one good undercarriage come on now give it to me I want to give Mr Pizza a good score because he he wants to take a picture and I want to be able to like hey Pizza you did it ooh very good first bite I’m going 82 guy’s going to love to score he says it’s not New Haven it’s pretty damn close loved it you look you came out you look like pizza I saw you like this guy’s been around Pizza his whole life the second I saw you you can tell I can I’ve been do it long enough the second you walked out like a pizza thanks

36 Comments

  1. If I was the pizza dude, I'd keep Mr Pizza as a nickname… Making sure people know it's endorsed by Portnoy…

    Was also low-key expecting someone with acne on their face…

  2. The wild thing is that nobody has ever looked more like a pizza than Papa John did in the one interview. 😳 he was literally sweating pepperoni grease 😂

  3. So, if you’re overweight, missing teeth and have slick back hair, you look like Pizza?
    I apparently look like Pizza.
    I’m not happy about it.

  4. Bro can't catch a break. He's got pizza in his veins, literally. Then God says "Hair? I'll take the middle you can keep the sides"

    Then Dave rocks in and changes bros whole identity to "PIZZA"

    And bro says "Thanks"

    RIP Tony.. or Bob.. or whatever your name was.

  5. Pizza guy looks a little like James Gandolfini maybe better known as Tony Soprano and I gotta say. Tony soprano looks like pizza.

  6. Like if you're doing like as many pizza places as he has cretit critique, you would have think that his score really only goes up to a 92 and that's spectacular, but there's never no tens. There's never no 9/8. It has to be a 98 in like what the last 2 years. And how many places had he been since the last 98? Probably a 100 more. I know there's people making pizza out there. That on his scale is a 98. I own a pizza restaurant

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