Sommeliers pour wine into a wide jug and wait two hours before serving it. Centellino sits on the bottle and does the same job in seconds. Hand-blown Italian crystal. One glass at a time.
Tweaker technology: They found it the Janitors Closet, put whine in it, printed a label and said it was "theh BEST" Then wondered why everyone was super chatty and grinding their teeth
Did you know, drinking the wine you like is what matters. You don't need to buy a 2k bottle that tastes like piss and pretend it's amazing just because a sommelier said it was amazing. Different people like different tastes.
I always pour my drinks into multiple containers before consumption. Water goes from a stein to a cup. Coffee goes from a pot into a wine glass and then a bowl. Beer goes from a bottle to a skillet and then a silly straw with one end burnt shut.
This is basically just an aereator. Not the same as letting someone sit in a decanter for an exposed period of time. It's just the equivalent of pouring something into a decanter for a sudden exposure to oxygen then immediately pouring a glass
Stupid shyt like this , there presumed logic 2hrs then. An not saying the waiting ain't correct buts it's all the extra corny exaggeration of Quality an Social Standing Rich or wealthy aren't waiting 2hrs. The sounding Rich comes off as dumb persons playing smart. Also y'all are not the standard of the Best things in life.
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Please give your definition of “Sommeliers” please. Because I have a feeling that this is nowhere in the curriculum one the way to master.
I use venturi wine aerator
I don't get it..I don't understand the hype on wine..some of it is really hard to drink…acquired taste i suppose
Stupid shit
Its also designed to filter out sediment from red wines.
🤔😒Oooooh – I didn't do that – No wonder that expensive hunnered dollar Cabernet Sauvignon my boss gave me tasted like Robitussin 😖
Or just pour it and drink it like God intended
Wow at my age?? I could go there but?
I'll see the Amazon cost first
Idk why but it looked like a pipe.
Looks like a damn crack pipe.
Modern wine aerators are $5 and do a better job.
Why did u invent that "fact" , i mean im spanish somelier and this IS bullshit
italian crackpipe
Something you will see in the US but will be refuted by Europeans for not having glamour and clearly uncool.
Did you know sommeliers are full of shit
Oh no, they are bruising the grapes.
Tweaker technology:
They found it the Janitors Closet, put whine in it, printed a label and said it was "theh BEST"
Then wondered why everyone was super chatty and grinding their teeth
Even professional "wine tasters" can't tell the difference between cheap boxed wine and $500 Merlot.
Time after time, blind tests make this whole snobby ritual pointless.
Meth pipe for rich people
Did you know, drinking the wine you like is what matters. You don't need to buy a 2k bottle that tastes like piss and pretend it's amazing just because a sommelier said it was amazing. Different people like different tastes.
Okay.. so why do they do that and how was the time drastically reduced with no change in result?
A cold bottle of Night Train, just unscrew the cap
Winos are just fancy alcoholics 😂
When you swirl it your supposed to do it in a way that let's you air it out further.
As a french man nobody is doing that here
I always pour my drinks into multiple containers before consumption.
Water goes from a stein to a cup.
Coffee goes from a pot into a wine glass and then a bowl.
Beer goes from a bottle to a skillet and then a silly straw with one end burnt shut.
Hand blown Italian crystal? that's a new one but I've only been flameworking and glass blowing for 15 years
People that drink wine trying to be sophisticated you still just an alcoholic
Meth pipe
This is basically just an aereator. Not the same as letting someone sit in a decanter for an exposed period of time. It's just the equivalent of pouring something into a decanter for a sudden exposure to oxygen then immediately pouring a glass
Why not just pour it directly?
Each technique is used for different reasons
Stupid shyt like this , there presumed logic 2hrs then. An not saying the waiting ain't correct buts it's all the extra corny exaggeration of Quality an Social Standing Rich or wealthy aren't waiting 2hrs. The sounding Rich comes off as dumb persons playing smart. Also y'all are not the standard of the Best things in life.