The first time Dave Portnoy has ever received a standing ovation for “integrity of the pizza” #shorts #onebite #daveportnoy
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34 Comments
8.2 … Marcello's you should be proud! 👏 👏 👏 👍
Huge score lol
Be real. Most of these pizza makers have an ego the size of Texas. If they get anything less than a 9 – they are devastated. You can't be THAT excited for Dave to review your pizza that you all crowd around like The Peanuts, then stare like a deer in headlights when he gives an 8.2. – acting like you've never heard his scoring system. Again: their silent reaction was because they were pissed.
I do agree tho: if the owners are going to stand outside and stare while he reviews – auto deduct 4 points. You know the reason why a lot of them do this is because they know Dave is a nice guy and is pressured to give better scores if he's being mogged on.
The number of delusional pizza shop owners who expect a 9.9 score always astounds me.
“She’s clapping because it didn’t flop”. I see a Cialis sponsorship in the near future.
8.9. U wild.
Drop it to a 6.9 for that gay flag.
"look at the integrity of that Pizza"
So what’s a tomato pie exactly? Just sauce ?
8.1 – 😐
8.2 – 😍
Why did they never talk of Tomato Pie on Sopranos???😅
East coast pizza the most over rated pizza in the world!!! The skinniest pizza in the universe with hardly any cheese, barely any sauce and a burnt bottom somehow that’s delicious Pizza give me a break! Used to travel to the East Coast for work for years. I’ve tried many nothing like Midwestern Tavern style pizza or deep dish doesn’t even come close.! if you wanna become anorexic eating pizza , try and eat a Casper transparent, thin crust pizza go enjoy yourself. I’ll stick to the Midwestern style with some meat on the bones and some flavor.!!!
Its 5.2 compared to your recent year of reviews
That's a 9.1 pizza all day
Wow, Dave you look good!
Dave actually got a haircut
When we people don't react to a "good score'', it's because it's not a good score.
Imagine opening up the doors to the shop, and to your right there's that big 🌈 flag signifying how men take it up the rear.
His entitlement is so cringe
8.2 is a really really good pie!
Dave you are a little bit of an asshole. Just a little
They don't realize bro doesn't give out 9s anymore
You don't get any more than an 8.2 if you're standing there looking at him.
He really likes when you don't give a shit
They were like 8.2?? Thats at least a 9! 🤣
everything is 8.2 and his reviews are boring now
Your scores are crazy, stupid new York people you all are nuts.. I'm from Missouri and just call it a pizza 🍕! My score might be higher and just eat your food holy cow.. not in Italy, your in USA yeahhhh boy.. like I said I'd never visit New York it's crap state like California very strange people.
That looked and sounded like an awesome slice. Damn. Now im starving!😂
Better Be
🍕🍕🍕💓🍕🍕🍕
Gotta be one of the best looking pies out there
They hates your score.
Bro Come to paris and visit France, i have italian family but im french mauritian parisian i know a lot about pizza 🍕 i worked in pizzas for a long while and m'y buddy has a pizzeria, i know everything about paris i know paris like my own bedroom we have fantastic 🍕
Pretty much everything falls between 7.8 – 8.2