Comedians Nick Thune and Trae Crowder come over for homemade gnocchi – vegan style. We talk Nick’s sobriety, Trae’s weight fluctuation… and lots of guy stuff: farts, jerking off, and porn to be specific.
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Vegan Gnocchi Bolognese And Caprese Salad With Bocconcini
Gnocchi
* 1.5 LBS russet potatoes peeled, baked, and riced
* Salt to taste
* 2 TBSP olive oil
* 2 ½ cups AP flour
1. Rice and mash potatoes until no longer lumpy
2. Combine riced potatoes, salt, olive oil, and flour. Knead into a cohesive ball
3. Keeping remaining dough covered as you work, section off, roll out into sausage length and. Cut into ¾” pieces
4. Roll each piece on the back of a fork and place on floured surface
5. Bring water to a boil and drop in gnocchi, cooking for 4-5 minutes or until they float
Bolognese
* ½ diced sweet onion
* 2 TBS olive oil
* 2 medium carrots, chopped
* 1 stalk celery, diced
* 6 cloves garlic, chopped
* 12 ounces vegan beef
* 1 tsp Italian seasoning
* 1 TBS tomato paste
* ½ cup red or marsala wine
* 1 tsp agave syrup
* 1 can tomato sauce
* 2 cups vegetable broth
* 2 bay leaves
* 1/3 cup vegan parmesan
* Salt and pepper to taste
1. Heat olive oil in pan and add onion, carrots, celery and garlic
2. Season with salt and pepper, sauté until onion is translucent
3. Add “beef”, breaking up with spoon until it’s in small pieces, combine veggies and sauté an additional 5 minutes until browned
4. Add Italian seasoning, tomato paste, and red wine stirring to combine
5. Add agave, tomato sauce, veggie broth and bay leaves, stirring
6. Reduce heat, cover and simmer for 10 minutes
7. Stir in cheese, simmer an additional 10 minutes
8. Pour on top of gnocchi
Caprese Salad with Bocconcini
* 6 sliced vine ripe or heirloom tomatoes
* 6 sliced bocconcini balls
* Bunch of basil leaves
* Balsamic glaze to taste
* Salt and pepper to taste
1. Layer cheese slice, tomato slice, and basil leaves on a plate
2. Drizzle balsamic glaze and sprinkle with salt and pepper
27 Comments
Kratom is terrible for you. It binds to the exact same receptors as heroin and if you don't consistently enough, then stop,you will have the exact type of withdrawals as heroin. It also has a small amount of a chemical that binds to your serotonin receptors like something like MDMA would do so be careful if you take SSRIs as you may come down with serotonin syndrome… basically, Kratom is addictive and dangerous. Be careful and consume seldomly.
Here's a funny thing for you vegans yeast are living animals,
Eating sugar and farting CO2…
Kratom works on the same opiate receptors as opiates such as heroin, vicodin, and percocet.
Im a licensed substance abuse counselor, dont be fooled by those using Kratom as a crutch, they are addicted to it, tell them stop and watch the physical withdrawals from not having it. Its sad that even Nick, someone in recovery as seemingly attempting to sponsor other addicts, uses a substance that works on the Opiate receptors and calls himself clean.
Beyond meat should be banned .humans cannot process it so your getting no nutrition and you end up shitting out a pottery Pete brick 4 days later.. so I don’t know why there’s nutrition facts on the side of the pack
The and I had a kid drop was such a perfect joke. THUNE❤
Kinda lame episode, feels like Bert needs a coffee and a shot
Backdraft was a show at universal studios. That’s how I always remember the movie
Delirium tremens*
I AIN'T EVA GONNA STOP WATCHING BERT GET BEET RED DRINKING POOR OSOS!!! 🎉🎉🎉
📚 Opening Monologue
0:00 – 3:10
Initial Conversation and Storytelling
0:00 – 1:02
Therapy and Vulnerability
1:02 – 2:05
Late Night Eating Habits
2:05 – 3:10
📚 Addiction and Cravings
3:10 – 6:19
Powerless to Nutter Butters
3:10 – 3:41
Vegan Cooking and Vicodin
3:41 – 4:12
Rationalizing Pill Use
4:12 – 5:15
Vietnamese and Auditioning
5:15 – 6:19
📚 The Importance of Writing Down Jokes
6:19 – 8:57
Struggling to Remember Jokes
6:19 – 6:50
Writing Down Ideas and Memories
6:50 – 7:23
The Power of Writing in One's Own Voice
7:23 – 8:25
Unpredictable Outcomes and Refining Material
7:54 – 9:30
Trying Light Strike Beverages
9:30 – 10:01
Learning More About Light Strike
10:01 – 10:32
📚 Personal Anecdotes and Humor
10:32 – 12:38
Misinterpreting Conversations
10:32 – 11:03
Finding Humor in Misunderstandings
11:03 – 12:05
Reflecting on Personal Experiences
12:05 – 12:38
📚 Sharing Personal Experience with Addiction
12:38 – 15:47
Nick's Partying and Detoxing
12:38 – 13:40
Realizing the Severity of Addiction
13:40 – 14:12
Doctor's Diagnosis and Reaction
14:12 – 15:47
Parking Ticket Anxiety
15:47 – 16:51
📚 Rehab and Delirium
16:51 – 18:57
Rehab Experience
16:51 – 17:54
Delirium and Hallucinations
17:22 – 18:57
📚 Sharing Personal Experiences with Medication
18:57 – 22:06
Initial Reaction to Medication and Self-Reflection
18:57 – 19:59
Story about Being Found Naked in a Stranger's House
19:59 – 20:30
Hospitalization and IV Treatment
20:30 – 21:34
Reflection on the Experience and Appreciation for Sobriety
21:34 – 22:06
📚 Nate's Transformation and Sobriety
22:06 – 25:19
Nate's Appearance and Sobriety
22:06 – 23:11
Jesseleneck's Experience with Sobriety
23:39 – 24:46
Anxiety and Drinking
24:14 – 25:19
📚 Sharing a Personal Story
25:19 – 28:28
Childhood Memories and Family Influence
25:19 – 26:23
Current Relationship with Drinking
26:23 – 27:25
Raising Children and Setting Boundaries
27:25 – 28:28
📚 Uncle Jimmy's Car Wreck Story
28:28 – 31:07
Story about Uncle Jimmy's Car Wreck
28:28 – 29:30
Comparing Family Drinking Habits
29:30 – 31:07
📚 Childhood Experiences and Secrets
31:07 – 34:18
Growing Up with a Video Store Owner
31:07 – 32:10
Discovering Pornography in the Woods
32:10 – 32:43
Parental Concerns and Conversations about Porn
32:43 – 34:18
📚 Sharing an Embarrassing Story
34:18 – 37:30
Making a Dick Joke
34:18 – 35:12
Morningwood and Puberty
34:51 – 35:56
Discovering Porn at a Friend's House
35:25 – 36:10
Watching Cinemax with Friends
35:56 – 36:49
Inspiration to Pursue Comedy
36:28 – 37:30
📚 Sharing Embarrassing Stories
37:30 – 40:42
Jerking Off in Front of Others
37:30 – 38:01
Farting and Lighting Farts
38:01 – 38:33
Backdraft Reference and Donald Sutherland
38:33 – 39:39
Penis References in Movies
39:07 – 40:42
📚 Sharing Personal Experiences and Opinions
40:42 – 43:52
Loving a Fashion Trend
40:42 – 41:14
Struggling to Create a Bit
41:14 – 41:46
Questioning Fashion Norms
41:46 – 42:49
Sharing a Personal Story
42:49 – 43:21
📚 Sharing a Personal Story
43:52 – 47:04
📚 The Host's Unconventional Eating Habits
47:04 – 50:47
📚 The Impact of Physical Appearance on Humor
50:47 – 53:56
Losing Weight and Self-Confidence
50:47 – 51:20
The Effect of Physical Changes on Humor
51:20 – 52:53
Romanticized Versions of Authors and Musicians
52:22 – 53:56
📚 Veganism and Personal Choices
53:56 – 57:40
Introduction to Veganism
53:56 – 55:02
Vegan Caprese and Yeast
55:02 – 56:05
Parenting and Imposing Personal Choices
55:34 – 56:37
Coaching Soccer and Sharing Positive Experiences
56:05 – 57:09
Eating Vegan Food and Personal Preferences
57:09 – 57:40
📚 Personal Anecdotes and Opinions
57:40 – 1:01:22
Vegan Lifestyle and Celebrity Relationships
57:40 – 58:12
Opinions on Trump and Politics
58:12 – 59:46
Regrets and Self-Reflection
59:14 – 1:00:50
Platform Responsibility and Tattoos
1:00:19 – 1:01:22
📚 Sharing Personal Experiences with Tattoos
01:01:22 – 1:04:31
Initial Reaction to Tattoos and Fear of Kids Getting Them
01:01:22 – 1:02:25
Personal Tattoo Stories and Meaning
01:02:25 – 1:04:00
Reflections on the Experience of Getting Tattoos
01:03:29 – 1:04:31
📚 Sharing a Personal Experience
1:04:31 – 1:06:41
Getting a Tattoo and Its Significance
1:04:31 – 1:05:04
Thoughts on Makeup and Self-Acceptance
1:05:04 – 1:06:41
Parting Words and Promotions
1:06:07 – 1:07:02
I'm a 41 yr old white woman, and my mom hadn't seen a sober day in her life until I was 35. She was convinced I was the 19yr old black CNA that wheeled her to her room 6 days earlier. She drank all throughout her pregnancy with me, but switched to beer from whiskey, because it was "better for the baby". She's now 5 years sober.
38:51 i live blocks away from where it was filmed…ill never forget cuz my coworker that drove me to the 6am meetings always mentioned it
Damnit… such an amatuer vegan move using beyond meat. Everyone knows you go with Impossible Meat
delerium tremens is the craziest thing ive ever went through in my life. Going on 4 years sober now, its possible people, there is more to life than that poison
Bert you are the worst comedian and so is segura and joe Rogen. . You guys suck!
My brother died from fentynal tainted Kratom.
Test it everytime
Lucky is the most dog shit of a "comedy special."
I have that Southern Culture on the Skids shirt! I was staring at it wondering why it looked so familiar! 😅
00:00 – 05:09 : Opening Conversations and Late Night Eating Habits
05:09 – 10:19 : Writing Comedy Bits and Personal Reflections
10:19 – 15:24 : Experiences with Pills and Alcohol Addiction
15:24 – 20:36 : Detoxing and Rehab Experience
20:36 – 25:09 : Recovery Journey and Family Dynamics
25:09 – 30:16 : Parenting Styles and Drinking Culture
30:16 – 35:21 : Family Traditions and Southern Customs
35:21 – 40:01 : Coming-of-Age Stories and Humor Development
40:01 – 45:08 : Fashion Choices and Confidence on Stage
45:08 – 50:18 : Body Image and Self-Confidence in Comedy
50:18 – 55:30 : Veganism and Food Preferences
55:30 – 60:00 : Relationships and Social Life
01:00:00 – 01:00:42 : Taking People Away from Stressful Realities
01:00:42 – 01:01:12 : Tattoos as Personal Stories and Memories
01:01:12 – 01:01:43 : Parental Concerns About Children Getting Tattoos
01:01:43 – 01:02:14 : Evolution of Tattoo Meaning and Significance
01:02:14 – 01:02:45 : Exploring Specific Tattoos and Their Meanings
01:02:45 – 01:03:17 : Family Tattoos as Keepsakes and Reminders
01:03:17 – 01:03:48 : Impulsiveness and Addiction to the Tattooing Experience
01:03:48 – 01:04:19 : The Intensity and Appeal of the Tattooing Process
01:04:19 – 01:04:50 : Personal Tattoo Journey and Favorite Designs
01:04:50 – 01:05:21 : Challenges of Covering Tattoos for Makeup and Removal Thoughts
01:05:21 – 01:05:53 : Acceptance and Contentment with One’s Appearance
01:05:53 – 01:06:24 : Promoting Upcoming Projects and Specials
01:06:24 – 01:07:02 : Closing Remarks and Episode Sponsorship
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00:00 – 05:09 : Opening Conversations and Late Night Eating Habits
05:09 – 10:19 : Writing Comedy Bits and Personal Reflections
10:19 – 15:24 : Experiences with Pills and Alcohol Addiction
15:24 – 20:36 : Detoxing and Rehab Experience
20:36 – 25:09 : Recovery Journey and Family Dynamics
25:09 – 30:16 : Parenting Styles and Drinking Culture
30:16 – 35:21 : Family Traditions and Southern Customs
35:21 – 40:01 : Coming-of-Age Stories and Humor Development
40:01 – 45:08 : Fashion Choices and Confidence on Stage
45:08 – 50:18 : Body Image and Self-Confidence in Comedy
50:18 – 55:30 : Veganism and Food Preferences
55:30 – 60:00 : Relationships and Social Life
01:00:00 – 01:00:42 : Taking People Away from Stressful Realities
01:00:42 – 01:01:12 : Tattoos as Personal Stories and Memories
01:01:12 – 01:01:43 : Parental Concerns About Children Getting Tattoos
01:01:43 – 01:02:14 : Evolution of Tattoo Meaning and Significance
01:02:14 – 01:02:45 : Exploring Specific Tattoos and Their Meanings
01:02:45 – 01:03:17 : Family Tattoos as Keepsakes and Reminders
01:03:17 – 01:03:48 : Impulsiveness and Addiction to the Tattooing Experience
01:03:48 – 01:04:19 : The Intensity and Appeal of the Tattooing Process
01:04:19 – 01:04:50 : Personal Tattoo Journey and Favorite Designs
01:04:50 – 01:05:21 : Challenges of Covering Tattoos for Makeup and Removal Thoughts
01:05:21 – 01:05:53 : Acceptance and Contentment with One’s Appearance
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I have a condition "paracusia" auditory hallucinations, I hear music loudly.. this is blowing my mind. I also did a TON of pills growing up
You suck Bert.
It would be cool if Bert started drinking isopropyl alcohol.
Bert stinks
"Sober" guys talking about kratom…wait til the withdrawals hit lmao
Glad to see Trae on here. He’s one of the best damn comedians out there. Love him and his WellRed touring partners.
Came for Trae, excitedly going to watch “Born Young” now. “Trash Daddy” is great!