there is no such thing as "eating too much pizza" because if God is good and real, he knew eating something so amazing would only bring you closer to him. when they ask you who told you to eat so much pizza that you enter a coma the only thing you should Ever say is
I work at dominos and my go to pizza is no sauce but slices of American cheese with some pizza cheese with pepperonis some pineapple some jalapeños with some parmesan asiago on top oh my goodness delicious
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there is no such thing as "eating too much pizza" because if God is good and real, he knew eating something so amazing would only bring you closer to him. when they ask you who told you to eat so much pizza that you enter a coma the only thing you should Ever say is
God Did.
go get wingstop ranch next time
As an Oklahoman, that's not real ranch. Gotta whip it up in the kitchen, super easy though and highly recommended!
Ranch on pizza? You need to be locked up!
Imagine if thisnruined his love with pizza … 😢I would be so so so so so sad because I LOVE PIZZAAAAA
Bro talks like it is some kind of necessity for him to survive eating a pizza lol. Imagine not eating pizza for 1 month daaaaaamn really long time
we have the same last name
Thats a nice looking pizza.
He said that pizza was 20 bucks yo I be getting pizza for 10 dollars or 5
chill bro aint nobody taking it away from you
So this is how my mom feels when she’s watching me eat
A rare American:
Is that pepproni
no drink crazy
I work at dominos and my go to pizza is no sauce but slices of American cheese with some pizza cheese with pepperonis some pineapple some jalapeños with some parmesan asiago on top oh my goodness delicious
i havent ate pizza in 2 years
Bro has the best pizza on the planet makes me jealous 🤦🏽♂️😫
Its $5 for a large peporoni pizza from dominos in aus and pizza hut
omg that pizza look sooooo good
A WHOLE MONTH???? 😭😭
i eat like 1 pizza a month lmaoo
W
"28 days. I picked the shortest month, of course."
Boy you doin too damn much a month without pizza is not that long I cannot remember the last time I had pizza 🍕