You eat cheese like a small starving rodent/pig. This would be fine, however you have neglected to realize that the camera is on! Also it should be noted that you choose to swill the wine around your mouth as if its Listerine, or as if your mouth is a washing machine set on turbo. Cheese and wine tasting is about elegance and decorum, both of which you desperately lack.
@EdKear Cheese & wine tasting are about… tasting wine and cheese. Analyzing flavors, figuring out pairings, and of course enjoying oneself. "Elegance" (what vague pretentious crap) is pretty far down the list.
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hirschbach and sohne RIESLING
AUSLESE, with some high quality colby, sharp cheese and sweet wine isn't everyones cup of tea, but its my indulgence
You eat cheese like a small starving rodent/pig. This would be fine, however you have neglected to realize that the camera is on! Also it should be noted that you choose to swill the wine around your mouth as if its Listerine, or as if your mouth is a washing machine set on turbo. Cheese and wine tasting is about elegance and decorum, both of which you desperately lack.
@EdKear Cheese & wine tasting are about… tasting wine and cheese. Analyzing flavors, figuring out pairings, and of course enjoying oneself. "Elegance" (what vague pretentious crap) is pretty far down the list.