Incredible lack of flop on pizza that thick but Dave could do without the honey (also featuring Iowa State’s Audi Crooks) #shorts #onebite #daveportnoy
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50 Comments
Let's be honest. If you travel as much as Dave does, it's unfair to a dog to own one.
She posted Dave up
Dave's your typical snowflake republican 😅 omg waaaaa waaaaa waaaa😅
Is it always just a cheese pizza?
Who cares! Lol
Everyone knows that's the old Colorado style braided crust with honey.
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She had a stank face walking in tho id say it was a snub idk tho
Lies! Trash
THICK & SWEET…… like Honey Buns who brought him the pizza! I'm down with the thick! 😃
Dude is rich and helps shelters a lot but he’s a shit dog owner. People like this simply shouldn’t own pets, they don’t have the time to dedicate to them
I wonder if he ever picked up that shirt…
She was being respectful of your time your work.
She wasn’t being rude she was just hungry which is ok for an athlete
The way to get Dave's attention is to ignore him. She's cracked the code. 😂
Dude she skys on you.
People need to know Dave’s obsessed with crunch. Just let ur pie cook a extra 1min or 2 & it’ll go up a bunch lol
Dave, people care about you way less than you think they do.
The thick pizza looked like 💩
Dave is a dic
Both look delicious, no honey please 😍
He likes his Crust to be just that…
Crust
And she seemed like a Luvely girl
That pizza looked terrible
Portnoy went from thin and clean cut, wearing Italian designer suits to fat, bloated, shaggy and dressing like a homeless man.
I heard you gave Ms Peaches a STD…….YA DONT PUT THE SAISAGE IN MS PEACHES YA PUT IN ON THE PIZZA……YOU BOSTONIAN PPL NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME ….LOVE❤ YA ….CONEY ISLAND BROOKLYN NYC STILLWELL AND SURF APPROVES THIS MESSAGE STAY STRONG AND GOD BLESS 🙌 🙏🏽 ❤️ 💙
The back of her head is up there, Dave!
Holy….she plays girls basketball?
THICK iowa pizza
Nothing over 7 in the Midwest. Cut it out
Hot honey of pizza is soooo good.
Dave should only rank Hawaiian pizza for the next year.
she plays basketball? Ain’t no way
Honey, on pizza? Wtf
Absolutrly hilarious he actually recognized her from her DMs
Blueberry’s my favorite 💅
Dave don’t let them influence you my dude, you re too nice these days
Give us the truth
She would beat the crap out of Dave and his bum shoulder
When a person that looks like that can play at the collegiate level that’s why no one takes women’s sports seriously. The athletes themselves don’t even take it seriously.
I got the spiced hot honey treatment recently…I tried it on a pepperoni….it was different…
Are you going to Arkansas? You have to go to Rocky Corner Hot Springs, and theres one more place but I can't remember
pizzagate dave
She doesn't need pizza
that pizza looks like a 5.3
You sure she doesn’t play rugby or American football or something with other wild beastly creatures like herself. I’m so confused. Basketball….sure ya do
Both were at best 5’s.
Basketball?? .. More like linebacker
Nobody cares about a female basketball player
That's called Midwest nice. She saw you were doing something and was courteous enough to let you do your thing. If you're used to some east coast people then ya, this is weird
Oh yeah, you can see the thick one 😅😅
The thick slice reminds me of a Colorado mountain pie – Like Beau Jo’s Pizza!