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Dave tries Pizza Jerks (soon to be) three time visitors of the One Bite Pizza Fest.

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48 Comments

  1. Imagine a world were u look up pizza fest , a pizza food market juss to find out its$ 200 n das not even vip acess to the gud pizzas, das crazy dave portnoymofos alredy gta pay for a way to get to randall island oof

  2. Shit pizza got a better score because the store supporting his annual pizza fest. No under carriage, grease, no crisp yet he doesn't mention that. Totally a fake review

  3. Having moved from CT to Bremen Maine, 4 years ago, I found the pizza nearby is horrible. I can make pizza better at home and my pizza doesn't come out very amazing. While many of the close by pizza making joints also are convenience stores, I wish I knew where any decent ones were at. There is one about 30 minutes away that recently opened, and it's a little better than the other ones but at $28 a pop (only one size) and trying to get it home before it's cold, just doesn't work for me. 😢

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  5. Review of Dave Portnoy:

    If we're going by appearance, quite a bit of flop.
    Can use a napkin or two to dab the grease off.
    Not a great undercarriage.
    "Like fluffy".

    Being kind because I like the story, I give him a 5.4.

  6. Dave, when you visit the Hamptons specifically Westhampton don’t go to Tonino’s.Don’t waste your time! My opinion it’s barely a5.5 rating and don’t get duped into visiting Mary’s Pizza and Pasta in Speonk.Atmosphere is good. Great bar scene You’ll run into Susan Lucci Mike Francesa but the Pizza isn’t worth it. Pizza is never crisp and they will put sesame seeds on all pies unless you tell them otherwise. If you’re looking for the $30 organic vodka cocktail this is the place.

  7. If you visit Long Island/Massapequa? Try Fredo’s on Merrick Rd and Park Blvd My opinion best pizza in Massapequa. One block from Massapequa High School ! Go CHIEFS!!!! Hopefully they can keep their name and logo

  8. Its funny the fact that if i seen Dave doing a review a year ago id be hype, if i seen him today id definitely yell f the js at him 😂😂

  9. These guys have great buffalo chicken pizza. Second best in the area behind Brooklyn pizza in terms of buffalo chicken

    You should review I love NY pizza in Hudson Falls next

  10. I’ve been to a couple places he’s given low scores to and I can’t trust a single one of his review now. He doesn’t like pizza, he likes crackers with cheese and sauce on it. Now every new pizza joint is selling 30 dollar pizzas with 30 cents worth of dough stretched out paper thin in hopes portnoy will come and give them a good review. Not to mention the wanna be pizza snobs parroting this jokers preferences. “Look at that under carriage”. You mean the burnt cracker you’re calling a crust. “Not a lot of flop”. I grew up folding my ny slice like everyone. Since when does it need to stand straight out like a board? This guy is ruining pizza

  11. So kind of off-topic, and I know I’ve said this before on one of these reviews, but do you think someday Dave could get rid of the “Davey Pageviews moniker on the opening credits?? I know most people probably don’t care about that, but to me, it’s just dumb 🙄

  12. Pizza Jerk in Lake George is crap! Capri is the shit. I’m from Long Island and the Jerk is shit pizza. I’ve tried them all and the Jerk is the worst, including the staff

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