Joanie’s Pizza In Chelmsford May Be The Best Pizza In Massachusetts #shorts #onebite #daveportnoy
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That's a shite pizza. Why do Americans like their pizza to be crispy like this?
Holy shit, I grew up in Chelmsford, but I've been gone for the better part of a decade. Had no idea about this place. Most of our pizza is garbage sports bar pizza. Guess I'm visiting home soon! "Hi Mom, I'm here to visit you, but I visited Joanie's first." 😅
Go to big Tony’s in Providence
Dave you have to try Fazzaris in Clarkston Washington!
Can someone explain “one bite” when he never just takes one bite?
8.4 but the pizza is spectacular? Dude if it’s that good at least a 9.0
Why not a 9?
Looks like every Chicago pizza he's ever tried but just cut into wedges instead of squares.
Can’t believe we take pizza advice from a man who doesn’t like parm… this has severely tarnished Prez’ reputation
Nah
I keep telling you , you’ve got to try Privateers pizza in Essex CT. You’re going to love it. I put this in comments here and on instagram constantly
Now there will be a line out the door dave!
Looks like a huge cheese it
How does a little extra parm lower a score? To me that only raises it…
No parm on a pizza? This guy is an idiot!
"Spectacular" .. 8.4
His whole system is set up so the greatest possible pizza is 9.4, but spectacular is 10% worse on the total scale? He was basically sucking that pizza's dick but dropping an 8.4 is such a bizarre system.
Looks over cooked, hes probably going high 8's low 9's
Dave, since you don’t like cheese (don’t eat cheese on burgers and like light cheese on zza), paper thin crispy crust… I’m getting ready to blow your mind once you try this little known pizza called “Doritos”
8-4
And the guy was all gangster til Davey hit the side walk then he melted into a 3 year who missed nap time
8.4 seems like he’s lowballing them with how he’s talking about it
XRP
I don’t give you enough likes… but enjoy your vids
Oh yeah nice crisp
And my legacy 😂
Tonys and ann’s back in the day was just like that , chelmsford breeds great pizza joints 😂😂
8.4 is a solid number.
Pie looks great!!!
I’m working a job in Chelmsford currently I may have to try this
"Holy shit this is the best pizza. Spectacular. Wow. How does this place not have a line around the door? 8.4"
Try Grimaldi’s pizza in New York
This man should get the presidential medal for the amount of business he brings to these small businesses one man and his team are doing more for business than congress
To everyone responding after 07-18-25. He did this reveiw months ago. (Year ago?) Its just coming back around on youtube. Yes they had lines out the door and at times had to take the phone off the hook. Its all returned to normal now. Also see his review at Liberty bell in Billerica center where he accidentally fell in love with a Roast beef sandwhich.
How can a spectacular be 8.4? Total bs
fuuuuuck that looks good
Those pizzas look dry af
@daveportnoy I would die to do what you do. Where I live we have ZERO (not exaggerating) good pizza. Why is east coast pizza so much better than west?