Dave tries Lovers Pizzeria, a place with a line wrapped around the corner and a chance to be the best pizza in all of Texas.
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48 Comments
Dave watched Ratatouille on his flight to Texas
As a Texan, glad you hear we made the 8s with pizza. I don’t plan on being in New Haven for a long time. I need good pizza in Texas
Dude should just stop rating the pizzas, just eat and enjoy and talk. 8.1 for weeks is wild.
GO TO CAPPOS PIZZA IN SAN ANTONIO
Tired of hearing 8.1 honestly
Brother if youre still in san antonio go to Mia Marcos
Another 8.1, everybody knows the rules
What was the type of pizza he got for the first one? Margarita?
Might as well change the slogan to 1 slice everyone knows the rules. I’ve never seen Dave take only 1 bite unless it’s really bad
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One day, I will make a "great pizza"… But Dave will not eat it…
Pizza easy 8.4
PANJOS CORPUS CHRISTI!!!!
Italianos is good too in Houston
Forget pizza. Rating you a BIG O. Lacks taste, & has a floppy soul. I watched your reviews once, & thought you to be a foul mouthed gavone! Poor baby you were pissed at trump over his tariffs affecting your $. Then at the fights, you kissed his butt. I read your lips, "I love you". Pure vomit!!
I live in Austin and I havent had anything really good. May have to get down to SA for a good slice!!
You really are a disappointment of a human being after finding our you support isreal🥲shows your true character of a weak man and human💔
That second pizza looked like it was topped with something outta my babies nappy.
looks like dave is not liking pizza's today. how much did you loose dave?
One bite this is a man who doesn’t know what a corn dog is everybody knows the rules!
Why did Dave’s voice slowly progress to sounding like a 40 year smoker by the end of this video?
My favorite pizza means success i started eat chess now a days all orders i suggest.
Dave i love you but you are absolutely off your rocker. All credibility is out the window at this point. That is at least an 8.5 pizza. I've been watching these pizza reviews since the very beginning and you have lost your touch. Either pass the torch or get your shit together and read the comments of everyone saying the same thing I'm saying.
Gypsy Poet in Houston would’ve been an 8 if it was delivered quicker
I've watched over 200 pizza reviews from Dave and I think his credibility as a food critic has declined with each one.
dude is so dumb lol not close to a knot at allllll
when you run with bulls, watch out for the horns. Bulls make money, bears make money, pigs get slaughtered
real pizza doesn't have a ton of green shit on it
You gotta try Bronco Billy's Pizza Palace in hayward ca
Rule 1. Everyone knows the rules. Rule 2. EVERYONE KNOWS THE RULES! Rule 3. If it flops, burns the mouth, the bite is over. Rule 4. Only one guy/girl per bite. Rule 5. One bite at a time. Rule 6. No shirt… No shoes… No service. Rule 7. Bites Will Go On As Long As They Have To!!! Rule 8. If this is your one bite at "BITE Club": YOU HAVE TO "BITE".
Portnoy sucks! Uber narcissist…
Breaking news: Not everyone likes their pizza the same way Scotty does.
Onya, Scotty.
Dave has the palate of an 8 year old.
8.4 if it was in New York
8.1… pff this shits gettin ridiculous
Miss Ellie’s was the best pizza spot in San Antonio til Covid hit
Have @Wonderful New Year's ! //thanks
8.1 everyone knows the rules
Dave, you've had pizza in Texas before. Remember last year…the place in Garland that you gave high marks for? Also, you tried the pickle pizza at the State Fair, and you didn't like it…and I can understand why.
I think rule sjould havs no costumers/owners watching him down when his trying to do a review
Dave saying charcoaly
That was an 8.6+ all day long
THIS IS BECOMING A JOKE. STATISTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE SO MANY 8.1s…
It looks burnt to me!!!!
Please try to Red Baron Bacon Breakfast pizza, they can be so rare in many areas, they could be OOS or discontinued then come back 3 years later for a small period of time. Other areas always sell it. It is the best breakfast pizza.
"I think anyone CAN make a great pizza … as long as it's the style I like."
FUK YA!
Heart of Texas
PURO PINCHE SAN ANTONE
i don't understand the rules, you say one bite but i see more than that?