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Pizza let’s talk about it sounded like I was like good mythical morning no he doesn’t say that though he says he says something else I’m pretty sure that’s what they say they say what’s going on here root beer you start a lot of really

Bad things on Tik Tok I start a lot of good things root beer Ro sorry you know Li I got to text I’m famous that’s your mother so Pizza let’s let’s discuss it there we go that’s original it doesn’t quite roll up the tongue a lot of people

People say that Little Caesars is like the bottom of the barrel Pizza I agree I don’t think it tastes the best but it’s $5 for God [ __ ] sake so shut your [ __ ] mouth I thought they like moved it up to $7 I mean if you think about it

With tax and stuff this is America yeah don’t cutch yourself in them you’re probably paying $7 for a pizza that’s insane dude what happened to my [ __ ] country I remember the good old days of Little Caesars where you like go there you order your I don’t know what the [ __ ]

You’re just talking dude you’re just talking so Little Caesar’s dropped the crazy Puffs I was talking to Johnny about it and he said he heard about this so I guess it hit mainstream media all right I just watch food videos sometimes yeah me too I mean all the time I I

Watch food while I eat food all right let’s get into these puffy nipples what these are Little Caesar’s welcome’s new pocket sized pizzas oh my God I never thought about it like that I just thought they were like you know puffy little guys it’s going to taste like

[ __ ] well each crazy puff is a flaky doughy crust filled with mozzarella pepperoni and Little Caesar’s pizza sauce okay is my hair doing that thing oh no we’re in the clear a little bit yes it is no there’s no glit right there that’s been there no because I cleaned

It yesterday I got spray [ __ ] [ __ ] you’re a leaky little slug walk the plank dude if you had a plank on your [ __ ] car yeah walk the Tesla plank God damn it I should install one of those that’s so Punk of you a pirate plank on your Tesla that’s right you know sometime

Sometimes people are like Jake’s not Punk because he supports Corporate America that’s impossible not to do to some degree by the way they want me to [ __ ] they want me to get a [ __ ] farm and build crops that’s what all punks do I think they might be actual idiots because that’s literally

Impossible to AV everybody knows that all punks are Amish they start their electricity with a bicycle Amish are the real punks is this like are you trying to you want a Sour Patch Kid uh Trident Sour Patch Kid this feels like whenever anyone offers me gum it just feels like it’s saying something

Thank you Grandma take two no what I two Jesus there’s no way my breast smells that the candy Gums are the best you bite this little snower first but you get through it this is kick ass I know right there’s also strawberry not sponsored oh a little sour though I know

Right it has a little kick to it ohow my nipples are still sensitive mhm mine are still healing really yeah yours are still healing yeah yeah it takes a long long time especially when if people keep sucking on them then it delays it even further we have the pepperoni crazy

Puffs the three cheese and Herb crazy Puffs and the crazy sauce it just sounds like a grease Fest and I already look greasy actually this is perfect Yeah couple grease pizzas for a couple grease balls this one is the oh I guess we don’t know we’re going to have to guess

But shout out to Little Caesars you know Little Caesars is a lot better when there’s not a miserable [ __ ] in your ear telling you it’s bad am I correct my mom’s a nice lady she doesn’t like those Caesar I’m just kidding I don’t know probably not this

Place kind of sucks I don’t even know why they have these little markers little cheese pepperoni or other if they’re not going to [ __ ] use it but we got crazy Puffs on the box fun advertising let’s get into it let’s see what’s going on here dude oh my word oh these are

Definitely the garlic and herbs oh my God look at that this is a special little treat okay let’s get into the pepperoni let’s see what’s going on here oh my God wow okay this is the garlic and herb let’s let’s get these first okay I’m going to eat my

Gum okay you could you could you you just put it on here I’m going to eat it you sure yeah I want to die okay you want to fart a little bubble I right ate it okay you’ll fart a little bubble later take one you’re acting crazy oh my

God look at the bottom look at that ass look at Little Caesar’s cheeks look at Little Caesar’s cheeks can you imagine the Little Caesar guy dancing his little cheeks like this this is what his little cheeks look like ready ready yeah cheers if it was more crispy on the

Bottom it would be even better M it’s good I definitely need a crazy sauce so this is a big [ __ ] I would say this is better than their Pizza though I would say so too it’s cuz it’s more concentrated it’s more cared for let’s get into this sauuce oh give

I like it without the sauce more I’m kind of a sauce [ __ ] so definitely needs a sauce for me I just I I dip everything in sauce even something that has sauce in the inside of it I dip it in sauce God I don’t shaver one day [ __ ] are saying that I’m

Growing a beard I have facial hair too guys it’s pretty annoying I know right I hate being a girls are so lucky they have like periods and stuff and we have beards I know so cuz then they get accessories like tampons and pads and [ __ ] so [ __ ] lucky so if we’re

Talking pizza here like I’m talking pizza like we’re throwing New York Pizza into this little mix I’d have to give these crazy Puffs a two out of five for the garlic and herb that’s crazy I guess you could say they’re crazy Puffs I give it a three okay A little generous oh

Okay let’s get into the pepperoni ones maybe this will make us feel better oh wow dude this one’s greased up dude give me the [ __ ] GRE okay thank you has hair no I’m just kidding that’s Little Caesar pube okay I’ve had that before see this is why I like pepperoni because

The pepperoni juice just like leaks everywhere it just Seasons it up you know the most flavorful thing you could have is a fat you know like oil oh fat okay I thought you meant like a like a an ass or something yeah yeah the most

Flavor you can get is from a fat ass no like a let me tell you what this is like I’ve always have like these little nerdy fast facts of food okay you you you go to a table and you eat bread right bread not good by itself right dip bread in

Olive oil right and then all of a sudden the bread’s just blasting with flavor you dip it in butter olive oil and and uh butter are both like 100% fat right and it’s because what fat does is like it sticks to your taste buds like it clenches on it it’s like so anything

With fat like greasy things always have the most flavor anything that’s very very greasy have a lot of flavor fun fact so that wasn’t fun really I thought it was fun no well I guess I’ll go [ __ ] myself okay the pepperoni crazy puff oh my God so much better so much

Better do you see that do you do you see all that pepperoni bever I feel like I almost like the cheese more wow you you never you you never fail to you never failed to impress me I was choking with the things you say you could totally [ __ ] this thing

I like it I like it too like I would definitely if someone was having some type of football game on and they got these I would [ __ ] them up like yeah of course but I mean if we’re rating on a pizza scale I’m going to have to give

That a three I think I would give it like a three as well I think it’s just as good as the last one okay I don’t think it really improved it though yeah yeah yeah and you know I do like the sauce the sauce was good but you know I

Think you know what’s your favorite pizza cuz I think I’ve decided on what mine is I actually had it on a stream you had it on a stre Dream It’s like a popular place yeah Prince Street what never I’ve never had that you want to see what it looks like this is what

Prince Street Pizza looks like I like the like yeah I like when the the pepperonis do that like weird like yeah cuz it holds the grease like a cereal bowl I just like how they look I know they’re they got a little more crunchy they put like a thousand pepperonis on

It too they put like a th pepperonis on it see there you have it Little Caesar’s crazy Puffs I think it’s worth a try I definitely I think if if you’re craving something it’s worth to try but it’s I don’t know it’s it’s worth a bite I

Don’t think it’s worth worth being a whole meal you know what I recommend have your friend get it take a nibble of it that’s what I did get what you need yeah and then you’re good to go they’re not as crazy as these Puffs claim to be

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  1. Hey Jake really hope you read this but I just wanted to say that while it is impossible to not support corporate America you should take what people are saying about you not being punk seriously. Punk is not just the music, it is extremely political. If you listen to punk music and enjoy it that is great I am not trying to gatekeep, but please don’t claim to be part of a subculture if you are not educated in all aspects of it. Also there are MANY things you can do to not support corporate America; me personally I am vegan, buy most of my clothes from thrift stores, and buy locally sourced food. The way you live your life is completely fine, but please don’t undermine that important part of a subculture. Also this is not a hate comment I say this with lots of love just trying to educate. I am a big fan of your content and just wanted to say this because I know you have a very large fan base and love that you bring alternative culture to mainstream YouTube! Just please please do it correctly 🙏❤️

  2. Oreo has theses new cookies called Oreo cakesters and they have a peanut butter flavored one and regular flavored!!! They probably have other flavors too but those are the only ones I have seen. You guys should try them!

  3. Am I the only one who's constantly looking at the little white dot on Jakes eyebrow? Yes? Ok…

  4. You two are knuckleheads!! Give u my period for ya beard not that I want to be a guy but have fun with the pains n cramps XD

  5. Why was jake so cute when johnnie said he was gonna eat his gum😭 he was so concerned but accepting at the same time

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