If you name a pizza “Portnoy”, Dave is going to have to come and try it #shorts
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And one of the great coincidences in the history of uh human civilization we were in Garden City some random kid dm’ me he’s like hey check this place how Pizza G it’s awesome the screenshot of a pizza named after me we were in Garden City I
Haven’t been in New York this year oh here we go all right so there’s a slice I still don’t know whether he somehow knew I was here but it’s he says no so who knows no idea he was your spot obviously yes how long you had it 2
Years two years we waiting two years two years yeah he got the shirt I forgot you gave I was like what you have a so he said he has his shirt he’s been waiting for it since he opened 2 years for me to come in what you got a PR back oh no
I’ve been sitting underneath for Real 2 years I thought their normal Cheese look better so he made both so we’ll we’ll give him whatever scores higher will be a score this is the port that’s good I think I’m going to like the cheese more y I prefer the
Traditional cheese over the port no even though that hurts me to say it cuz I’d like everyone to order the port on cuz that’s my name makes me feel good can’t do it though 79 there you go that’s a review

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Before the discovery of tomatoes, all pizza was white sauce, making it the original format of pizza
For that reason, I need to know what Dave's highest rated white sauce pizza is and I'm willing to travel to get it
The difference between a 7.9 and 8.1 feels bigger than 7.3 to 7.9
Brown and pink, the most complimentary colors lol
This knucklehead would probably rate 7/11 pizza a 9.8
You will hear from my lawyers shortly
Bake a giant round saltine cracker with a thin layer of red on it and he'll give it an 8.0 or better. I hate the kind of skimpy pizza he loves. If I ran a pizza joint I'd take a 4.0 or lower from him as a point of pride then boot him out of my store.
Got the Illuminati on the hat I see you sold out. Probably why you won big on those cheating Michigan scum
Try Pelinti pizza in HoodRiver Oregon it's amazing 👏
Such a king 👑 of a man
You look sooo amazing in pink 😍😍
7.9 is a solid score
Great video
Joanie's
I don't trust him after he gave our local pizza place a high score and locals know it's famous in name only
Check out
Casabianca in Eagle Rock, Calif
The pink really makes Dave's dicknose pop.
Gayest outfit ever
Thats a good score! Get ready for a lotta people in ur G Spot
A pink shirt!? Very manly 😂
Lower case d
Would have been in the 8s if the guy didn’t butcher his namesake pizza 💀
Needs to try tree house brewery pizza. Looks right up his alley.
Pizza putting on wieght
Please don't wear pink.
Why would they name a pizza after a guy using toppings he doesn't like?
I want this job
Screech Portnay.🧰
Gay shirt. Gay hat. Good pizza.
Pizzagate frizzledrip freaks
Pink Prez 😂😂😂
That pizza does look fire … Also how did guy know your shirt size because it seems to fit well dosent look to small nor to big
Talk about manifestation… that's scary real…💯🤣