ANGRY AUNT – WHAT YOUR DRINK ORDER SAYS ABOUT YOU! | 03

Is Angry Aunt right? You choose. In this video she asks ‘what does your drink order say about you’? We all have that one friend who bangs on about their favourite drink and that its better than yours!!

Let me know in the comments if you agree… if not what is your tipple of choice!

Pop quiz, there are two Whiskies in this video, can you spot them both?

#comedy #funny #karen

Society is very judgy and today is no
different I’m going to tell you what
people think of you based on your drink
order Margaritas people think that
Margaritas are the party people’s drink
no at $23 a pop the only one who can
afford Margaritas are your drunk auntie
and your mother we are middle-aged
mothers who just want to get mted try
saying that three times fast give me one
Margarita
andl yeah anyway give us more than two
margaritas and curtains actually that
reminds me I to go and get my curtains
from curtain Wonderland lemon cello
Spritz why buy an appol Spritz where you
can brag about your Italian holiday
while ordering a lemon cello Spritz
you’re normally a prco drinker but you
bust out the lemon cello at a restaurant
as a flex also you need the lemon cello
so you can get properly laced because
you’re no longer in Italy and your life
is depressing prco you’re a proper day
drinker but a good one what’s a bottle
stop at I hear you ask and then everyone
laughs but you’re serious you’ve always
got a bottle of Brown Brothers stash in
the fridge which you can bust out at any
moment because you know between the
hours of 3: to 5:00 p.m. you’re going to
be dealing with winging kids and trying
to work out how to make a pesto pasta
with only three ingredients I love a
prco drinker I salute you mothers cheers
red wine oh here we go you’re going to
start rambling on about some beautiful
vintage wine you had in some winery
that’s obscure that no one will ever go
to Meanwhile we all know you’ve only got
penfolds in your Cellar when you’re
Midway through complaining about how the
steak you’re eating Now does not compare
to the one you had in France your chest
and your arms start flushing red you
know you’re in denial that you’re
actually allergic to this red stuff we
all know it too but we’ll happily not
along because we know you’re most likely
to pick up the tab RAM and Coke is
fighting juice you want to fight if
you’re invited out to dinner you’ll put
on your good going out thongs your Telly
is bigger than your bookcase only
kidding you don’t have a bookcase I feel
like I’m picking on you and I am but
deep down I know that if this country is
ever under threat you’re the boys will
will go out and fight for us fueled on
Bundy and Coke Roman ginger ale you’re
still a Bogan you’re a slightly more
refined Bogan who has lace up shoes
which you wore to your court case last
week what do you think Steve we work
hard
danger animal all right
Scotch you work hard and most likely
drive a European car you like an
intellectual discussion but at the same
time you will duck off to the bathrooms
for a line of coke and a swipe on Tinder
fair enough Scotch should Coke you think
you’re cool cuz you’re drinking Scotch
but nah you just doused it in Lolly
water man up Jen and tonic you like to
wh the afternoon away with a j or two
but you end up with five or six and
wonder why you need to have a good cry
and lie down it’s all right you’re not
depressed you’re just surrounded by
strawberry daquiri I don’t know why
you’re even listening to this when
there’s a P&O cruise ship sale on right
now beer thank you for building our
houses craft beer thank you for building
our architect design houses alcohol-free
beer you’ve reached your mid-40s and
your Instagram algorithm is presenting
you with diabetes and heart disease ads
you start to look down at your love
handles and think wait this might be the
4% alcohol that I’m consuming you opt to
drink five boring beers to wash down
your bag of crisps I don’t even have to
say it they’ll just work it out
themselves champagne congrats on your
18th house sale now could you please
leave some money for the rest of us
grubs
I I am
angry what do you think Steve I’m Steve
I know that’s why I just said get a
Steve what a rer thank
you they all right they eat
people correct after they’ve eaten
someone I
know yep talking about my outfit what a
yep I know Steve I know we work hard
saving animal and I’m one of them Steve
thanks for protecting me good I’m Steve
[ __ ] he’s got Alzheimer’s