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[Music]
thank you
um did you see the pole yeah what’s the
poll I asked people how they like their
coffee
thank you
thank you
the first option is called black people
like it black
well maybe people like me wouldn’t know
that
you don’t know what black coffee is
I have some right over there no sugar no
creamer yes the nurse sugar no creamer
option
guys vote in the poll sugar no creamer
creamer no sugar sugar and creamer
no sugar no creamer
creamer is what poor people put in
instead of their dairy products they put
in powdered sugar powder creamer powder
creamer colic powder cream
cream is a new is that’s a very New
England thing and they give they have
coffee milk yeah which is milk that’s
flavored like coffee but it’s packed
with sugar
and um yeah it’s uh did I give you
energy no it gives you uh makes you
obese and gives you thyroid problems
thank you
and they like feed it to get kids drink
it they give it to their kids around
here people in Rhode Island are so
stupid
wait what’s in a sugar milk and coffee
it’s it’s like chocolate milk but coffee
flavored and they call it coffee milk
and people around here I gotta have my
coffee milk
and it’s uh there’s a brand it’s not
good Chris
it’s not good
autocrat God Lee autocrat syrup brother
yeah with a with a big wiener
yeah that sounds yummy Chris
this right here Rhode Island has one
great culinary invention and it’s coffee
milk
what a bunch of idiots in this state
down south I do sweet tea that’s
basically like kind of a solid oh it’s
like at the bottom of it it congeals
that’s what it reminds me of yeah
and socket style
yeah that’s another nasty New England
look at these idiots
yeah
Chris is now thinking about chow mein
Chris can you get chow mein
Chris give us some chow mein sandwiches
yeah there’s a there’s a Wikipedia
article for the for the New Bedford ciao
Maine sandwich because that that region
that region is so
um devoid of uh of life and intelligence
and uh it’s just such a
a spiritual sewer that they have to at
least uplift like there’s one they have
to say there’s one redeeming thing about
it
you know what I mean
yeah and if the one redeeming thing
about your city of like a you know of a
whole region
the whole region like like a million
however many people how many people are
in New Bedford Fall River and and
Providence combined south coast of mass
what a cesspit but that’s the one
standout is that you have like racist
cops and uh this [ __ ] garbage food
that’s like a step above uh the New York
City street rat cooking have you seen
that no they cook are they cooking rats
oh yeah
oh I’m glad I am glad to hear it that’s
exactly I wanted to hear that things are
heating up thank goodness finally
something interesting is happening
sucking down rat popsicles
there should be rat vendors in Joyride
oh they’re that’s already in there in
the two two masks level level one
do you remember in freeside and New
Vegas where the kids are chasing around
the rat I always liked that Detail no
um
yeah I bet it is fall River’s sister
city is Ponta Delgado Portugal yeah I
bet
uh 335s says [ __ ] Fall River Fall
River’s brother’s city is a
uh
a pair of million year old um
uh
basketball shoes
laughs

42 Comments

  1. Samvel VVhitcomb Hyde is peak Nevv England.
    Sam needs to make and dress up as a puritan character as part of his bit.

  2. When Sam did that Google search why did he almost instantly click on the thumbnail of the guy in his underwear?

  3. Sam has weird double standards with food, he'll rag on stuff like hashbrowns and sugary drinks then eat a massive bowl of pasta and cheese then wash it down with diet coke

  4. Can confirm, live in New England and the food is generally garbage across the board. Finding good restaurants is rare.

  5. The food is the biggest thing I miss about living in south coast Massachusetts. Coffee milk, linguiçia, del's frozen lemonade, and more.

  6. I love Sam but every podcast clip he is eating something. Smacking into the mic. Is this a troll? I cant take it.

  7. Sam seems like despite his wealth, he doesn't really choose be well cultured or traveled. He seems to live in his own little bubble. If he really does have millions, I don't know why he doesn't travel and become more well cultured. He seems to just isolate himself on the north east coast of shitty America and his entire world view is of that particular culture.

  8. If its Americanized food it will be overloaded with fake butter, synthetic salt and other nastiness.

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