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I like that’s when he get yeah I changed the Don I’ve already told lagy we’re going to make you so comfortable and so chilled I forget I forget because I see no because I see I like when when I went to his house and it was just me and him
Like just setting up talking [ __ ] no yeah like yeah you call your calls you know and then like you I watch you on your one on the girls podcast and everything and you’re saying what you want to say but at the same time you’re very you know methodical see your thing
Yeah [ __ ] me what that word methodical brother is that methodical methodical don’t [ __ ] stop I’m going to [ __ ] your vibranium I will never forget vibranium I think that’s just me forgetting my words I’m trying to think what I want to say like he’s just he just he’s he’s very um you think before
You speak yeah do you get what I’m saying yeah but it makes you nervous cuz during a podcast you haven’t got time to think in my videos I’ve got like two three days I like the way we said that toj George thinks before no no no everyone here’s your I’ve saved you on
My phone Smurf I’ve 2J yeah he thinks before he speaks but when you know obviously we invited him I wanted to go check his old videos he thinks before he speaks and before he writes when we done our podcast it was no script and he says usually he’s scripted and he likes to
Write scripts I don’t and then the things that he writes and he does it’s it is amazing because like he wrote some you wrote some rap songs that are so good but if you watch some of the comment song one that I I went and
Listened to bro if he can get canell for that bring up I could get cancelled for two you’re forgetting something I said in two I’m not going to repeat it don’t repeat it bro Kevin har got [ __ ] don’t repeat it we’re recording are we recording yeah oh tell us and we’ll cut it
Out don’t believe him I showed it to Blanco on the way here and just the first word if you don’t like it you’re a to be honest 10 years ago you could get away with that you would get away with that it goes back to this W coach
Of [ __ ] what are your thoughts about getting C we say all right one minute no we I want TJ to say okay what our intro Ella malz Ella malz I like that’s when he get yeah I changed the donut the Don yeah he think it’s tuna all right so um [ __ ]
Off [ __ ] we are here with 2J and laggy and we have David the amazing Chef behind the scenes as you can see there is food on the table he looks sick he looks so profession that’s why that’s why he bangs girls yeah everyone like you know what I mean everyone’s like oh
Funny gets funny I don’t get chefs get funny yeah cuz they want free Mills so we getting demonetized straight away there’s no such thing as monetization on this channel everyone’s watching that yeah funny but you going to promote yeah no [ __ ] not this one bro so if you don’t know who 2J
Is I was going to say what they are from comments on one but I ain’t going to say that then you’re dumb go find him on YouTube you must know me you’re dumb where the [ __ ] have you been all your 2J is basically the first ever cypria YouTuber like you were one like
It’s not the first one one of but at least the first no the first best yeah you know what I mean the others were like if you go by if you go by subscribers yeah yeah cuz when when they say that I always say man’s got a dick like
This if you get by subscribers no my point was I I always when people say that I don’t I say I don’t think I’m the best but by subscribers I’m the best statistically statistically statistically statistically I’m the best and in Greece not just Cyprus he smashed Greece as well he’s done loads
Of uh events he’s gone um they’ve sent him that’s his downfall they sent him to watch Tottenham when he wasn’t doing too well cuz that was when I was doing well that was that was done so wrong so now you have to go there and watch this but
Something that he done that I thought was amazing and you said you were nervous I remember talking to you about it is when um I forgot the actors you went they sent you to Jurassic Park who sent you oh yeah a universal sent me to interview Chris Pratt and uh what’s her
Name the the female actress I forgot her name the reded yeah but that was in English that was just I don’t know that was really weird yeah that was just out of nowhere I thought it was strange seeing these act like these famous actors and actresses whatever and then it just sh
Goes goes to you and there those ones where it’s like he was interview was intervie inter like in the beginning you think it’s a parody cuz what the [ __ ] am I doing there with Chris brat by the way Chris brat is [ __ ] huge is he huge he
Was hug Moody he was like he wasn’t in the mood he was yeah see I don’t like that [ __ ] no I think he was the said he was the Chris Pratt your boois Pratt Pratt no he was he wasn’t in the mood you could tell he was you know what on
The flip side they probably do 50 a day it was constant there was like we were in like a lobby area with all the people that are going to do the interview and at the end I wanted to they said to me okay time’s up I said let me just ask
One more question NOP done that’s like that’s how the get the [ __ ] out next J so and they’re sitting there they have to smile all the time they’re probably answering the same questions constantly you know I get it I’ve been on like 10 podcasts different this this is a
Different type of podcast we none of that if you want to learn more about 2J and who he is go watch all the other podcasts we give them some views as well you know go Google yeah you know what I mean I like this cuz the other podcasts
Are interviews this is like just the yeah I know so how did you grow up how did you get into you 2J is also cypriate Italian like me um where is your mom from in ital uh napoi napoi ah Pizza yeah yeah but supposedly Greeks made Greeks invented
Pizza that’s what they say right Greeks invented pizza I’ve never heard that you’ve never heard that supposedly it was yeah supposedly Greeks we had the B and we used to put tomato and Sh on it Google Google did make pizza they took the p and they made the pizza EXA
[ __ ] Napoli was what was it technically I just came back from Napoli no the first pizza was made was in Napoli and it was NE or something new cities NE yeah let me let me say one thing Google watch wait until bro Greeks need to stop with this [ __ ] there’s no way you
Invented this much [ __ ] everything like you need to stop all right I’m GRE bro I’m happy I’m like you know I watched one Tik Tok you’re going to love this and he was like this guy was like dinosaur the word dinosaur comes from the Greek word right so it’s Eva Greeks were
Or uh that’s it yeah it we invented we were the dinosaur they must have invented a lot of [ __ ] cuz if you think about it so many words come from Greek words exactly we invented butt six gay butt or butt six butt six there’s only one type of butt six bro
Does matter how do you know we invented butt six like who found that out Alexander the Great bro we we invented butt sex bro so the cavem men weren’t butt sex in mean they could been but I haven’t seen the [ __ ] cave drawings of a guy [ __ ] Dave is just there
Like I don’t know is it but apparently that’s what we did so and then the Italians we said this before the Italians would you said it it no you said it I said it I did that was I didn’t want to say no more about the Italians no the Italians showed the sex
To women Greeks Invented Sex and Italians went no no my friend woman but then I said to you in Roman times they used to be like oh you who you imagine you going out to fight a lion yeah you’re [ __ ] you’re you know I’m fighting a lion Never Say
Never Dave come here bro I’m not going to go out to fight a lion and I’m going to be like Leandro come here to show you something wait like it’s going to be like I’m going out to fight line [ __ ] much you said an Italian accent of a Greek name so
Leandro Leandro my middle name is Leandro my first name was going to be Leandro but then my Pap died to Mya and then I wait a minute and I and they call me no I got pissed off cuz I never met him listen what a prick listen I never
Met my B right his name was bodis and then somehow they ended up calling me Peter and then I’m white and look like this and I don’t look Greek but then if you call me Peter they’re going be Peter and if but if I looked like this and he
Like oh no Leandro you know at least they’re like ah he looks like that but he has to be Leandro should be six foot muscle no but I don’t even like a it’s done now yeah they call me Charlie sui stagi they call me so many [ __ ] now my
Simar story I I should be MOS but my [ __ ] cousin took the name before meos [ __ ] Pap you p pap whoa whoa whoa calm the [ __ ] down and I’m going to do it the right way now because someone you out someone do you know what someone wrote to me cuz
I made a video the other day I’ve done the St the wrong way because I was Christian Catholic as well I’m allowed to do all of it what you can’t be Catholic and Orthodox brother my non no wanted me to be christened Catholic and then my wanted me to be christened Greek
I was christed in both church and my mom would say oh it’s the first one that counts and my dad would say oh it’s the last one that counts you were Christ twice and you still can’t do your stuff I can I can no I can go like that I can
Go like that either or yeah but let’s just let’s just at history for a second can I just say one thing this guy said to me you can’t even do your crossr no wonder Greece legalized gay marriage wow so everyone that wanted anyone that wanted gay marriage legalized you’re
Welcome because I done my cross wrong bro bro that’s [ __ ] mental their minds where how how does their minds get there I I don’t I don’t know bro like like comments people in comments like they must sit and think about this [ __ ] a lot bro in my mind you
Put your dick where you want to put your dick and it’s up to you bro no not about that just like forget of that now like we’re not going to get into that we I don’t know you did I’m like do what you want I like how we went from butt sex to
Religion and wow I just the one thing I the one sing out of he’s think he’s just going to watch his followers that you know like you know like Star Trek and that where they just like disappear yeah yeah yeah beat me up the one thing I’ll say about the gay
Marriage thing and everything is like everyone was being gay before they announced that yeah right but then if you announce something or if you made something legal and you didn’t put it on media you’re not going to get angry no cuz like some people some people are gay
And they don’t they don’t M there people are gay some people are gay and they don’t they don’t they leave hints yeah they don’t they don’t you know what I mean what I’m saying what I’m saying is is like people getting angry what are you saying is
Whatever Peter does in his bedroom stays in his bedroom bro yeah bro right follow me grind I I didn’t get any matches on grinder whoa why was you on grinder it’s all adding up bro I’m just I’m joking my I’m just going to change the subject now
Cuz I was trying to beit saying I’m trying to be a bit controversial not controversial I was just saying look at this do you think this look I did this look he shaved his you shaved and you didn’t even wax him hisy no but it looks all right though
What you think yeah yeah yeah they they bro I’m thinking about my followers like we watching when it comes hey when you just done that it reminded me of our previous EP episode Society of the snow eating each other bro that looked tasty like a turkey leg that that was that was
A good whole that was two weeks worth of food bro yeah 100% I told J I’d still be alive BR I’d be good you must have a h what um that must be yeah like you know what they’re saying right what’s that oh [ __ ] I’m [ __ ] no we all got little
Hands above I I what that that big [ __ ] hands that’s the only reason he says that’s that can’t be right though Peter I don’t if it’s true or it’s controversial I I don’t I don’t that I’m happy with that I don’t think I believe in all that like
You got small feet you got small dick I don’t think that’s true I don’t know bro cuz you know that guy you know like Andre the Giant the only way to test though is if we you can’t it can’t be it can’t be man’s 7′ 4 I think the only way
To test should we we should just give me two minutes you fluff a little bit we need there has to be a statistic about that listen to this yeah one minute Greek P sorry but I remind me cuz it’s a good one I want to know if Greeks made ADHD yeah they did
Actually ADHD Greeks invented we’ve done that as well Alpha Del the Greeks actually baked a flatbread known as plonis oh see they’re just saying a roundabout way yeah we done it no you didn’t brao don’t say you did if you didn’t I mean they had a big pot but
They ah they had a big pot they made flatbread all right cool Google the first pizza napol Giza didn’t go like this with it though do you know what I mean like I’m sure that was an Italian thing they were Google big feet equals big no no no wait wait cuz cuz Santo’s
History on his lapbook would be [ __ ] mental right one minute go back to what you wanted to say oh so like basically yeah once we’ done a ladies night right in like we in England we was dancing was a l night can I just say one more thing
Sorry to about you I like the way that your mic’s there and you’re like so basically how you do it Bob what you do so basically yeah what happened was he like so basically it’s hard man give me that right so so we was dancing at a
Women’s night yeah and there was like [ __ ] a thousand women there and they were all like stop looking at the microphone it’s there we was at and pick out man what you me to do bro so anyway yeah so anyway it was dancing there was like a thousand women there and they’re
All like really horny women like they’re all like menstrating and mental yeah so yeah I know yeah now you’re listening so imagine so we’ve gone backstage and there’s these strippers there yeah and I didn’t know about this right male strippers male strippers cuz it’s females women strippers so right yeah
You would have been in there so we’re backstage now yeah and there’s these guys his one of them was definitely called leandros bro big tall [ __ ] long hair like ripped to [ __ ] yeah so we’ve walked in and I [ __ ] you not he has stood there one leg up
Yeah like this he’s going how you doing boys you all right is there for right and I’m I’m gone what I didn’t know which eye to look at yeah so I’m going yeah I’m I’m good like I’m trying really hard to like not make eye contact with
That eye so but it must be hard to no no no yeah so listen to this right it must be hard it must be hard that reminded me of something I remind me to to say we’re go holy [ __ ] this has gone so L I’m
Going to be there tonight we go oh yeah the you’re right-handed right so anyway yeah so he’s doing that and then and he’s gone to shake my house said bro I can’t I’m going to spot it instead I can’t I didn’t Spud that I spun him so
So anyway bro he pulled this pump out yeah and it started pumping right and they work bro I I couldn’t like it to you know a car crash you don’t want to look you don’t want to look yeah but there’s a slight like yeah you have to
Give a look so I’m there like what the [ __ ] is going on right and then he got this rubber band and his rubber band was like this yeah and he put it down and at the bottom and I had to ask at that point BL it stops the blood flow right
So apparently if you’re a stripper if you’re hard it’s sexual assault if you’re soft it’s all right why is it sexual assault because you’re I don’t know cuz you’re hard cuz you’re forcing it to stay hard no because like because you’re getting aroused by a woman
Touching it yeah so he bro that’s that’s torture but he had this rubber band could you imagine a girl was like doesn’t matter he said if his hard and like could you imagine a goes like that oh police what I was going to say was did
You know that in porn is someone’s job backstage to keep the guy hard fluffer is they called a fluffer fluffer fluffer it’s AER it imagine that’s your job how you know that I don’t know for years I don’t know how for an interview once for a during the scenes is
Someone he showed up [ __ ] L everywhere yeah during the scenes it’s someone’s job to Jack the guy off to keep him hard I don’t know why he can’t do it himself could you imagine if reading the script he’s like that he’s reading the script could you imagine
Imagine you’re such a good fluffer you get promoted you’re skiing and you’re skier you get from a fluffer to a skier mate some kids are going to be watching this n don’t worry they got to learn at going about skiing yeah down the slopes so um
We’ll switch it up a little bit because uh get away from the balls let’s get a bit more family friendly family friendly um in one of our last episodes there was a lot of controversy about Italians only knowing how to make pasta and pizza and
We did ask you guys to let us know about other dishes and you just started to insult us instead and then just started listing loads of pasta and pizza and the guy I forgot his username but Micah something he commented and replied to every comment he was invested he’s in a
Italian guy in Italy and it was his job I think he took it upon himself to tell everyone that Italian food the minister of Italian basically because you said Greek food’s better yeah he was like we have 350 Michelin star chefs and restaurants and like I bet you old
Stavro and the horos [ __ ] DNA would be much better than every one of these Mich Stars I said to him I said to him you know like Gore so we’re going to backtrack a little bit cuz TJ’s here now there’s nothing like where you can go
And find a pottery on the side of the road yeah I told all my English mates no we got to go and get this meat from the side of the road and they’re like what the [ __ ] why would we do that and I’m like no you don’t understand but and
It’s just like melting meat generally in a lot of countries it’s hard to find a restaurant that does homemade food yeah 100% and we’ve got everywhere yeah that’s what I think is amazing so anyway we’ve asked the question what is better and uh in a lot of the comments we told
Them to give us some other traditional things someone said basil like and tomato and tomato tomatoes are Italian so we brought a tomato cuz there wait where was that grown in Italy Italy all tomatoes are Italian got all tomatoes are Italian got it from Amazon yeah [ __ ] one expensive tomato
I just won one 20 shipping yeah bro oh wow so are we really going to [ __ ] that’s from Italy or not no it’s from Italy oh okay on is it huh really I said one quick word delivery from nap no this is from the blanco brought it from Naples
There’s no way it’s not cuz I think that’s illegal to yeah I was going to say don’t get him done I don’t know if that’s illegal cut it allegedly because of the controversy we had David our Chef um it’s not our Chef we we haven’t got we don’t go home what
Have we got for food we’re not TJ with all his followers he’s got a chef 100% David gave up his day uh fluffing to come and cook us don’t say that he made the food a little anyway David get a little bit closer introduce yourself H ladies and
Gentlemen so uh today I bought you that traditional Italian dish which is O which one’s that that one uh that one over there the first one this one yeah that’s is that means that in Greek means as much as you can put in yeah yeah as much as I’m surprised you’re saying that
That’s a good is it’s not Greek it’s I want to see how much you want to the whole okay we also this will be the dick episode also B now we got B right let me let me say let me oh my God let me say about the whole
Thing let me ask you one question cuz when I see things like this yeah it scares me cuz you know someone oh it’s really nice eat it and then you’re eating like ox bollocks or something like that there’s no bollock in this so what is that called that’s Artin arini and what is
Arini originated in Sicily you got that right and AKA Greece yeah I fo was trying to meh was trying to bring people together more viewy what’s in it there’s uh actually back in the days uh when they used to make uh risoto ER The Leftovers they used to take the leftovers and um
De fry them okay sprad them and de fry them with uh they used to to stuff them with vegetables uh meat or cheese so you took leftovers and just made us no actually no I made them I made them fresh fresh so is this is this like traditional peasant food peasant a
Peasant food for peasant could you imagine though like you have food and then you eat all your food and you’re like Mala we could have had the what is this not meant to be half Italian bro grow up man grow up bro comedian before Italian okay sorry
So what is it called again uh it’s called arini it came it comes from the word uh Aria which is orangea orange oh no h Aria is that orange in why you asking him like don’t know Italian fake Italian I don’t know Italian our mother is Italian yeah don’t we haven’t got the
Same mother you had that actually no no he’s way better look did your dad ever go to so so what happened was your mom was Italian and your dad was like good my my my mom my family from salero and benevento so it’s down there down
Sou the boot no I think it’s like no it’s above there I only know it looks have oh Blanco went there and they have good pizza I’ve never been to ital I’ve never even been to Italy so never been I’ve been to Rome is that in
Italy oh my God that is oh my God bro I don’t know my God I love that I love that I love that you said that I’m so editing that bro listen is Rome in Italy no because you know like some okay Sicily Sicily yeah if you say you’re Italian we’re not
Italian where Sicilian it’s in Italy but they class themselves as Sicilian malas the [ __ ] make me look like a don’t I don’t know Roman I don’t [ __ ] let’s get back to the fruit yeah but don’t try and dig yourself out of that I don’t know about anyway he’s roaming Italy I’m going to
Learn you know what I’m going to learn Italian and cuss you the [ __ ] out in Italian BR that’s we know that’s it Pizza Pasta Pizza Pasta M yeah who [ __ ] sake all right and what is that over there so are we eating that why is that so far away that’s the oh that’s
Can I feed can I feed you with this though I feel like you just need this twz yeah but like how profession how you going to pick up the balls with the tweezers there you go stab the [ __ ] them yeah all right so are we
Going to we’re going to eat guys I just want to say that uh uh Italy is not all about just pastas and pizzas H also Buco for example it’s um a traditional dish uh that uh comes from uh Milan it’s originated from Milan Milan in tried to get really deep oh
God give him some water give him some water [ __ ] you mother you know I used to like you unsubscribe unsubscribe lost one now you have 1 million yeah yeah he don’t give a [ __ ] he’s got millions anyway [ __ ] sake you were saying so yeah I was saying that uh
Alsooo is originated from Milan um that name of subuko comes from a meat with a filled hole a what with a f a meat with a filled hole yeah actually why is everything coming back to like porn because food is pouring right food I tried a little bit that I tried I come
A little bit bro that was Bing I’m not going to lie it was [ __ ] it was no it was nice and and what’s the stuff at the bottom under the well underneath there you have uh truffle Penta I said I he said smell that I smell it I said it smells like garlic
Bro he nearly [ __ ] chinned me bro he nearly hit me bro I was like [ __ ] I was like trff how does truffle smell as garlic to it’s the say for real but there is garlic in there on top on top of the meat there is grola which is basically uh chopped
Parsley lemon zes lemon and garlic do you know what is it really Greek of me that I want to just take you know I’m eating one bro though there’s more there’s more for everyone what is there de in here I’m lactose oh so there’s not so much lactose in
Mozzarella cheese bro yeah but suppos there’s not a lot how’s that if I don’t know it so give me a give me a breakdown yeah I’m trying to to to imagine this is Italian and I can’t picture it doesn’t taste like Italian really more Greek no
It tastes nice it’s nice I’m just used to Italian being like past and pizza oh there you go there you go and it tastes GRE to me but it’s nice made in Cyprus it is very nice Mala so so so wait so that’s rotto yeah yes oh so this is that is
That a form of pasta or rice no it’s a a form of rice rice right okay yeah just small pasta so this is risoto and the whole thing is called H arini arini first time arini DJ’s got it arini so when you have left over Roto
You ain’t got no leftovers in a Greek house bro no I said that back in the days uh when when people used to make Roto from their leftovers they used to so if they had some left they yeah exactly eventually yeah I like toj yeah I don’t really eat in the
Morning for the podcast for the podcast holy [ __ ] this is nicer no these are nice but this is nice that’s [ __ ] unbelievable just take a piece of me what is that piece there is that just a that’s a shank of of ve shank that’s the
Bone wait you can suck that in it yeah absolutely can I suck it can I suck it you suck the suck it suck it can I suck it you want to suck it if you want to suck I don’t want to suck it thank you you sure yeah
Cuz this [ __ ] you can’t just like lick it no no there you go just like that there you go get all that that marrow oh bro that oh wow just like that I love what you’re doing there yeah bro like that yeah amazing but then again see my dad used to make bone
Marrow like that’s [ __ ] so is this is proper Italian yes that’s uko and UK that’s very nice is better than B aome I would order that definitely this would be I’m just going to could you imagine we go to Italy now we just be like some pasta some pizza we
Have some aome we have some they look be like oh [ __ ] I forgot what that’s called again um orange balls oh that’s really good man these are nice why don’t do they sell this in like Italian in Italian restaurants no they they do they do they do actually yeah there
You told you eat like a good boy David what do you do you do private events private so actually uh nowadays I’m a freelancer I do private uh dining sessions so something like this but obviously at a kitchen in a kitchen yeah only if you have a kitchen all right so
You got to have a kitchen so like any house exactly like you yeah but you can’t they can’t just like say h can you come to my house and cook me FIA it needs to be want F I’ll make them FIA yeah of course but they he’s more what
Do you specialize in what Cuisine or just fine dining in general well um I don’t I’m not specialized in the um specific Cuisine uh my I don’t have a favorite cine actually uh first of all I was born in in Asia in the Philippines so uh oh in the Philippines
Yes BR I don’t even know what I am anymore you know mix Mong that’s what do you speak uh I speak Tagalog which is you speak Tagalog I was going to say do you speak Philippines I’m so happy you go on carry on so he’s got a mad story go on yeah so
Um yeah actually I was born in the Philippines uh my mom is half American Filipina my dad’s Lebanese uh I came in Cypress when I was eight grow up here raised here when I turned 18 went to Sweden to study work Liv there came back to Cyprus and uh now
We’re here [ __ ] man do you know what bro that’s someone that’s cultured man no but can I say one thing not [ __ ] [ __ ] they won’t even give him a passport and he’s been here since eight let me make a phone call but still they won’t give you
A passport still my L is do you know what you got to do do you know what you got to do you got to go get that tto what are you talking about what about me I went to I grew up I I grew up
Here I had two after do this I went to school I went to the Army and when I wanted a passport they said to me oh there’s a problem originally you are cypriate but officially you who’s the idiot there offic officially you’re not
And I was like oh so did you yeah so did you unofficially put me in the Army and they were like ah sorry yeah you need to do this do you know you know my dad said this to me yeah he said you know when any government or establishment [ __ ] up
Yeah if they [ __ ] up they go if you [ __ ] up jail Fu up yeah but that’s politics in general isn’t it they’re always lying and stealing [ __ ] up one minute are we are we going to go this this comes on politics politics boo politics puss
Atics I just want to say thank you for today thank you so much d a pleasure to be here L if you need David’s Services if you’re rich and got money and private if you’re rich and just want to eat something one day at he will come but
It’s an experience it’s not just Oh Come and cook it’s like an whole experience you’re watching start to finish you’re not like oh I’ve just bring you food they’re going to watch you make and get all this ready while they drinking a nice uh prco or I don’t know Little Don
Perry or some [ __ ] I don’t know so you do Italian Greek Asian I do everything everything I you do Corn Flakes and stuff like that imagine he go just want a bowl of they’re great oh he brings all his tweezers put on one flake at a time you
Don’t listen you don’t do this do you do this [ __ ] like this is a good meal is it but you don’t do this fine dining [ __ ] when I like when you go in the plates this big and then you get like this little [ __ ] honestly actually I do
That i f me why man uh look yeah why did they do that why do they do that why do they want to feed peopleo as well yeah I’m going to tell you this from my perspective um you know when you love what you’re doing uh you’re always
Craving for what’s next like what’s in there what’s the depth of that so I’m constantly searching for what is gastronomy like what is the depth of gastronomy what is it so I I love doing this because uh actually when you go to a fine dining restaurant um you’re
Getting a full meal but when you say I’m getting like a small piece of meal you know like in the dishes I mean in the end of the course I I guarantee you that you’ll be full but you will have yeah I’m telling you like why is it more expensive though it’s more
Expensive because uh the techniques that we use the level of ingredients your time your time and your profession like how far you’ve got you’ve you know like you’re not going to go and charge actually for a sponsor cuz you I was going to say it’s kind of like content
Creation in the in cuz you’re like you’re complaining why the [ __ ] do you do that but why are content creators now making shorts for like 30 second [ __ ] videos when you’re used to Big videos Peter just was on the phone you get what what I’m trying to
Say no I hear you I do I hear that brother I hear that and they’re charging more as well if you knew what he just done yet he was on I swear I’m not even joking I I charged I charged someone some bro and they were like don’t say it
No I won’t but they were like yes and I was like oh really you’re not a shorty you’re not a short content creator yeah but I’ve started making some short just to like you know yeah but I’m talking about like is their profession to make 30 seconds [ __ ]
Video yeah it’s not my profession like Tik Tok basic Bally Tik tokers yeah yeah I like this whole no see this how we but did you finish what you you you good we we well actually I I I didn’t this [ __ ] ADHD I can’t but cool I don’t
Want to keep like well uh actually I was saying that uh you can go to a restaurant and they can give you like a piece of bread and a tomato let’s say and they can charge you for 50 like that right because of the technique exactly fresh bread the same food well tastes
The same why why we’re charging more when you go to a fine dining restaurant is because you’re paying for the technique the knowledge and the experience and the salary of the [ __ ] expensive shift well basically is what it is right and that’s how he makes his money bang bang
So how can people find you if they want your services if they want like this fine dining experience well guys you can find me on LinkedIn all platforms uh in that’s your job re put him in the description yeah I’m going to do that as
Well [ __ ] sake I’m going to do that as [ __ ] podcast if you want to find David and have a fine dining experience find him on LinkedIn cuz he most the only person on ledin [ __ ] say d get your [ __ ] together who says that first find me on LinkedIn
But well I’m all in all platforms yeah he’s is it all the like what’s your username uh we’re going to pin it we’ll P David Jimerson David Jimerson why Jimerson uh it comes from uh my mom’s my stepfather okay no not stepfather I’m sorry um grandfather which is American all right cool well
David thank you thank Youk you very much smash David an honor if you do know TJ you do know that he hates should we say hates I would say so yeah a strong dislike yeah yeah do you know what happened yeah so me and my wife started
Tik Tok and in covid before kids cuz we was bored yeah now it’s gone like no other way to entertain well it was bored is it like you know we’ve done the sex we done the TV so after that I was like okay it’s Tik Tok and then we now we’ve
Got like 650,000 followers yeah and he’s saying to me you need to start making money off and all that but what I don’t like about it but you must be making money now from the views no [ __ ] all bro have you checked in the revenue you actually get really [ __ ] revenue from
Tik Tok and you only get paid of a over a minute long video you don’t get paid from Tik Tok you can’t dance over a minute cuz you geted [ __ ] be written I’ll be done for a yeah you get something from the short videos you get something but like we’ve had videos that
Are like 36 million views yeah but look you got to look at this way if you’re if you’re doing YouTube and you make a 20 minute video that’s like 40 Tik toks if you do Ti from the shorts from YouTube If you do 40 Tik toks you’ll probably end up
With a roughly the same as what a 20 minute video would get you but then on a 20-minute video yeah so you know more about this do they have to watch watch time is a thing in it yeah like you have have to do a certain amount of watch
Time watch time helps promote the video it doesn’t pay you more but the more you watch the more ads you get right you get paid from ads you should put them on like on YouTube shorts you get paid I get yeah I’ve put loads of YouTube shorts I think I’ve got about
€380 you yeah you get [ __ ] all from shorts as well short form I actually saw a video yesterday uh a guy discussing how short form content is actually kind of dying yeah Tik Tok now is trying to do horizontal vide hate it that back in the day it was like long
Horizontal it was like short remember he said about this where he wishes everything was in the same no but then it’s short vertical and now they’re like oh we’re going back to that now yeah [ __ ] you to Twitter’s the next one coming up you need to
Throw but if I was you I would throw [ __ ] I would throw no no no I don’t like X I don’t like the the the name X oh okay how long does it take you though to write a show long cuz I need to I need to think of
The joke take weeks yeah months coming and going and there’s some comedians that are doing shows every weekend and I’m like how it’s the same jokes a lot of the time how are they doing it they go from City to city but they might be
Good off the fly I’ve seen some of if someone it one if someone heckled you are you prepared for that Heckle me sure yeah yeah show your F yeah yeah look SE stumped straight away no because it was a double yeah I to heckl it no one goes wait a minute
It’s my turn and says something like not throw [ __ ] short ass I just start crying and then then you feel bad for heckling me and everyone will attack you it’s it’s in the moment when you’re in the moment and someone you need to just I don’t know sometimes when I get on stage
I’ll see who’s there and I’ll have like a safety nit right so like there was one of my shows there was this guy on the front stage called chist he was a g i could tell he was looking at me didn’t have a clue what I was saying so
I spoke to him and G guide see and like he become my safety there and then there was another guy from Adelaide who was a big uh big big guy and then again he was my safety there so but that that’s that’s you preparing straight where I
Got on stage but someone else just heckled you yeah from the back when it comes out like this Irish girl was like [ __ ] knows what she said she don’t even know what she said and then I was like oh was you that girl that I was with last week cuz I banged the
Irish I had inter you can say it I had no but I don’t want to say it I had intercourse uh intercourse intercourse with a uh an Irish girl and it just like it was funny banter so it’s just I think with don’t overthink just whatever comes out we having banter now
You’re saying [ __ ] I’m saying [ __ ] we’re all we all say we oh I’m not good I couldn’t Heckle but when I say something you’re ready to reply when you hear something and it triggers you you say it cuz it comes out cuz it’s natural you
Say that you script a lot but you are good off the cuff I’m good here now I’ve got stage fright I did two three of he had thousands of people on stage why you got stage fight for what I don’t know I can’t I can’t cuz we I said we
Said this before yeah for me like when I go on stage I’m a different person you get what I’m saying so like yeah I’m not laggy I’m sta flaty you know what I mean so top but for me tops off wigs on it’s like you transition into that person you
Know what I’m saying but that’s that’s just that’s just you like no that’s what I’m saying but you I get it I was saying I get it cuz you go up as you do you know what I’m saying so I can see why I’m behind the camera I’m a complete
Introvert I can’t deal with a bunch of people really yeah see I get that cuz I I I had a year from Yos that was actually paining a lot where I interviewed famous sports people in Greece and I couldn’t do it anymore cuz I was the host asking the questions and
I couldn’t do it I said find someone else really I did it for two season want give him my number I did for two seasons I said my from the I couldn’t I was getting things wrong I was forgetting my questions I said like one of the guy that said his
Name wrong one name for Olympia and I said B that could start War he play for he just looked that’s how nervous I was could you imagine 2J starts War football War that’s they actually uploaded it as a like a little funny bit that I did there’s a funny bit
But the good thing is like what I would say is you can flip that because you’re ComEd list you’re a comedian I can’t because I get nous I can’t what would you class yourself as because you are a bit of everything rapper I content creator I don’t know you content creator
I guess I think no but I don’t think that’s enough respect my my music’s content yeah I know but still raer like you I don’t upload on I think you should be everything twitch and stuff like that as well Live on YouTube man I’m I’m the complete we we should talk about this
Let’s talk about this now cuz I’m the complete opposite of what a content creator should be doing so all these little [ __ ] that go out now and that let’s be let’s call them [ __ ] cuz they’re [ __ ] are we wait are we recording then oh yeah so where did we
Cut do we remember we ain’t cut been recording this has been this is recording yeah yeah don’t worry that’s going to stay in his his massage okay so so the the soos YouTuber should have a program I don’t I a program sorry it should have um like I I
Don’t know but I’m not in this world English word program what I think is like a TV program what’s a program like a schedule yeah that’s my my mistake a schedule it’s not it’s not no TJ go I I upload I upload whenever I feel like it
In one week I might upload two videos and then a month of [ __ ] nothing I don’t do right so like a you normal YouTuber would say this week I have to do two videos this week I yeah cuz his people his subscribers are expecting on Saturday he’s going to upload a video I
Don’t do that I [ __ ] no never I [ __ ] hate Tik Tok I [ __ ] hate Instagram the only reason I’ve got Instagrams Instagrams it’s cuz some sponsors the Instagram the Instagrams cuz I need it for my sponsors otherwise I delete Instagram as well like I do everything wrong I’m constantly telling
People that watch to get off social media but he must be doing something right do you know I mean you say I do everything because most for me most YouTubers are kind of fake now they’re all in it they’re all in it for the money and the views and I I’m constantly
Dissing that and going against you should as a YouTuber what these YouTubers do is they think ah what would be a good title for a video what would be a good video to make then they make it to get views to get paid they don’t
Make it to make I make whatever the [ __ ] I feel like doing and then while it’s uploading I go okay what should I call the video like do you get what I mean okay so off the cuff like that’s why I think the Channel’s kind of dying now
Because in 2016 177 at my Peak I was getting like a million two million views every video whatever it was whatever it was I don’t think it’s just that though I think it’s cuz there is there are more social platforms now and everyone’s going to here going to there yeah all
The kids on tikt to be honest the culture’s changed where like I said these little [ __ ] cuz that’s what they are they little [ __ ] and I’ll slap them up if I ever see them and like no seriously [ __ ] these guys that Jack DOI he’s a prick he’s a [ __ ] and
Talking about creators now all these creators like neon you know that kid neon you know you must know neon is it is he a Tik tocker no he was like friends with um Aiden Ross and all these like you know like Andel I don’t I don’t watch well anyway they’re [ __ ] you
Don’t want to watch them anyway like he talks to women like [ __ ] like real [ __ ] yeah and and everyone’s [ __ ] kids getting millions of views like this is what’s wrong now and what are the comments like though they’re mostly all cussing him down they’re cussing him down but you’re still you’re still yeah
You’re still watching it but it’s like that’s one thing I would say as well though respect for what you do what you do and respect myself but it’s like because we stay true to ourselves and because at the same time when you grow up you want to be known
For what you create and everyone knows 2J gamer like you are rapper this you create Legacy yeah not all that guy that goes around talking to women like [ __ ] you know so that’s that’s what they’re going to have to deal with depends what you’re in it for cuz the guy going
Around talking to women like [ __ ] he can probably now buy a Ferrari I don’t care I do not care right that’s that’s the thing when like what would you rather do obviously when I became a a a YouTube that was like 12 years ago back then YouTube was okay I’m going to
Create and if I make money Gallos cuz when we started there wasn’t money in YouTube if you wanted you could have had a Ferrari now yeah if you made these don’t make him feel bad no I choose not I choose not to purs I choose not to now yeah okay mate [ __ ]
Chance but I wouldn’t I wouldn’t now now the creators get into it to make money whereas we’re in it to make people laugh exactly and on that note if you are looking to sponsor our podcast just DM us I’m jok you just many sponsors I say no to I I do
About if you next week he’s going be like Ferrari if you do the opposite that’s fine I do about two three sponsors per year I get emails every day and I Say No Tonight 9% of them rep they either want me to do Tik toks with my
[ __ ] or what they want me to promote has nothing to do with me or I don’t like it yeah like I now I have to like what I’m promoting yeah of course you say of course but so many YouTubers promote [ __ ] no like the gambling thing that you
Said like I could the betting and [ __ ] better and all I don’t think I could do it cuz then next thing you know someone’s gone and bet his house and ethically you’re like he put on he put on promo Cod you care most of them don’t give a [ __ ] what
Theyi and Logan Paul as famous as they are making money they’re still crypto scamming people to this day like Prime is a scam drink yeah that that is no and they don’t care Logan PA and car does my [ __ ] I’m just being London yeah like
Know what it is I don’t give a [ __ ] about pet will knock you out bro not laggy oh you ain’t got my back I’ve got your back bro I hit people chairs I bite do you know I mean like I might bite a chunk but I won’t I hit with a
Chair the last two people uh the last two people the last two years people are like oh you’re so negative like talking to me cuz I’m constantly dissing YouTubers Tik Tok [ __ ] rap music I’m dissing everything cuz I’ve come to a point where I’m [ __ ] tired
Of the [ __ ] you’ve been doing it for years but people think it’s cuz I’m getting older and like Nostalgia and say when you see about pool complaining about the kids it’s not that I truly believe that quality has gone to [ __ ] in everything movies music content Tik Tok
Some people I I put I put a bit of I put work you put work into what you do you post it you get okay views and then there’s someone that just like go yeah May me get 36 million yeah yeah it’s true but then I keep forgetting
That he’s sitting here something to you no but you are a dancer let me explain one thing you pay me I’ll do what the [ __ ] you want I don’t give a [ __ ] I’ll be telling you straight but okay so like the betting company but like like if a
If a [ __ ] I don’t know if a drink company come and says do that [ __ ] pay me bro I’ll do it I don’t give a [ __ ] at least you’re admitting that you’re you’re playing the game because it’s a drink it’s not like understand if it was like alcohol but it could be
Prime it could be like like an energy drink and if your audience are kids then you shouldn’t do that d like specific things the only thing now what I’ll say to you you haven’t got kids no no you haven’t got kids when you have kids you
Might do [ __ ] knows when you have kids you can’t have kids by Master Okay so I’m a bit sick I keep coughing that’s all don’t worry um when you have kids yeah in my brain a 15sec video for a grand Thea that’s like my kids money do you
Understand so it’s like straight in my kid account you’re welcome like I mean like that’s just how I think of things now I like you said about the Nostalgia thing like say oh you’re getting older I think for me it is I am getting older
But now I look at money like before I would go and spend money on [ __ ] designer bags and clothes crosses yeah yeah but like now oh yeah tatto is different earrings the money maker you understand but like I’m a bit more tight with my money now do you understand cuz
I know it has to go somewhere so that thing what you’re saying I get it but like bro I I don’t give a [ __ ] I’ll tell you straight I’ll do it for the money I don’t care yeah like that’s just my opinion but I don’t I get what you’re
Saying I don’t like the way it’s going like I do get what you’re saying as well but have you got any have you got any um people that you work with now on an annual sort of thing I work with promoting like sponsors uh yeah I’ve had
Y Manos for like five years now what’s y Manos it’s like techology and stuff it’s like the public of Greece oh okay but it go it fits to what you’re doing know I play games it’s for the gaming channel so it fits in your niche that’s what I
Said yeah and and it’s uploaded on their Channel as well so I make videos for their channel it’s like a different that’s what I said to TJ as well he’s like I know he hates um Tik Tok and all of this stuff but imagine like he’s just
Gaming and just throws Tik Tok on and goes live and you could get paid while doing that what these [ __ ] going oh have you seen them no at least he’s just going to be sitting there playing not like oh thank you oh yeah yeah I don’t know if it’s is it what is
That called MP npcss this this this video this podcast is just be called [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah just straight so NPC but they make who is more stupid them that they’re making the video or us that are watching it sending them [ __ ] giving them money send them [ __ ] the people sending
Exactly if I’m I’ve seen some of these people they’re like in some poor country and they’re just doing these videos saying oh thank you some are in rich countries but the people that are in poor countries and they’re getting like all these views and getting stuff you
Know what videos we’re talking about do you know what we were talking about it’s like a woman in front of a camera right you know GT pretending to be an NPC y yum y y y [ __ ] off I don’t know if it’s like morals and
[ __ ] I I can’t I just I [ __ ] hate everyone imagine imagine you done it as a joke and then you look at your account you got a grand this is the reason they keep the next time’s not a joke like the next time you’re like [ __ ] I got do this
Again that’s why they keep doing it but where do you stop you don’t do you stop there’s this one that I saw was a guy he was in a lake and there was a big balloon the Filipino guy and he’s cutting the the balloon what did I said
Filipino what the [ __ ] but there’s not Filipino people what the [ __ ] and he’s doing it and this tomato when they give um when they send more uh hedgehogs or whatever he goes no no no no no no no no no and then he tells that was
Racist cuz when the balloon pops it goes on him but the video was going for about 4 hours and it never popped and he must have made a shitload and do you know what I think I personally think do you know like some homeless people yeah they’re not homeless they get dropped
Off they get their money and there’s someone that controls them haven’t you’ve heard of that right yeah is yeah man that’s a thing yeah it’s a thing and I think [ __ ] I’m not giving no money to no homeless World especially in Greece especially in Greece I think that’s this type of thing
Like especially with the balloon cuz I saw a woman doing the balloon as well I saw someone else doing the balloon so I think there’s someone that’s in control yeah and and they’re they’re yeah you make the money you take a car they give them like 20% and then they keep most of
Them like it’s pimping it’s it’s basically pimping it’s content pimping so there’s a guy with a big feather hat and a big mint coat and he’s like he’s [ __ ] that’s why there’s always someone new in the balloon cuz they’re like who’s making money today go sit on
The balloon for a couple it’s if it was if it was just like one person doing it you’d kind of look at and think it’s kind of funny whatever but when everyone’s doing it everyone’s doing it for years now it’s it’s seriously making kids Dumber yes like it’s it’s literally
Lowering people’s IQ over the years we said this last time when I watched like [ __ ] uh love Island and [ __ ] I said I feel like I’m getting Dumber as I watch it bro like I’m losing brain cells like just like melting like yeah but like you
You’d sit for an hour and watch Love Island right these kids today they’re on Tik Tok 12 hours 1s constant nonstop and it’s come to the point now do you remember back in the day when we were kids your parents wouldn’t go on internet like the internet was like the
Kids kind of thing and then they kind of got into Facebook and now you’ve got like 60-year-old grandmothers on Tik Tok scrolling on Tik Tok and they [ __ ] know do you know what’s scary about them they say their their mind on Tik Tok and they they they all that have all these
Life they say their mind and it like it gets like comments and [ __ ] no but even talking they don’t give a [ __ ] Bro they’re like oh they think no one’s watching it’s like their bedroom talking to their but really they’re talking to the whole worldit racist I didn’t mean
It but then like what do you like what do you do when you’re having a [ __ ] like Twitter okay Twitter’s yeah Twitter for me is like it’s not I love how he knew exactly what I you know it’s the least fake app right okay it’s just people whether they’re talking [ __ ] so fake
It’s not called Twitter no more but it it really there’s not that much fake about Twitter it’s not people trying to impress people with videos and make money and all that [ __ ] you’ve got the people trying to make money there’s a lot of Vis on Instagram if you’re
Looking on in Instagram Instagram no wait a minute on Twitter only fans girls post full videos like full videos bro and there ain’t no age limit on Twitter no like you just got to block them a couple times and then it will stop coming up on Fe I went to the words if
That’s popping up on your feed it’s cuz my wife I don’t have it I’ve just heard things I went to the words I went to the words in the settings where you can put words that you don’t want to be on your Fe so like it’s like crypto to the moon
And all of this [ __ ] air I don’t agree with that really because like um let’s say your Twitter feed is constantly then just giving you [ __ ] that you agree with and you you’re not you’re not reading opinions you’re just reading [ __ ] that you agree You’ blocked you blocked all
These no but just a crypto CU I’m getting you buy one crypto one meme coin and everyone was like we’re sending you an air you love a bit of crypto cry invested [ __ ] I can’t wait till this finishes see how much I mean a couple years ago a couple years ago I
Dumped five grand into cardano yeah I’m at €900 yeah card cardo yeah [ __ ] I’ll say one thing about crypto I think it’s like they’re watching us because whenever yeah straight away straight away you buy boom bro he I was on face I’m going to buy his coin I’m going to
Buy his coin he bought his coin yeah all of a sudden went like you’re waiting for me I said to him you shouldn’t have bought a [ __ ] you know what I think it’s a waste cuz um the government will never allow like Bitcoin to be an actual official Lana
Point what yeah it said we accept uh crypto and I went to her and I went can I pay with eum yeah I went can I pay with ethereum and she went didn’t do I was like you said you accept cryp she goes I was like yeah what’s your and she
Went I was like give me your phone I paid that’s a dangerous game is it ethereum for that coffee that coffee was three I thought you said coffin yeah that was €3 and then ethereum was gone up my coffee must have been that must have been 10 that’s a dangerous
Game was it like I was just a cafe then yeah coffee shop yeah if you got like a shop and you’re selling like cars or houses dangerous it could be if you’re really clever it could be good for you bro yeah but not now that everything’s gone up
Everyone’s like ah it’s gone up man it’s too late and then it goes up more that’s what people say no it’s too late man don’t get into it and then you don’t get into it then it goes to the moon then you get into it and then it goes down
He’s just said what he didn’t want to say on Twitter I’ve see you’re a [ __ ] hypocrite bro didn’t want to say to the Moon that’s what you just [ __ ] used it yeah but it is constantly just going up and down it’s not really I like there
Was this tweet that there was this like meme that people were like ah when people think they can read the graph they’re like oh yeah man the graph is going to go up there now and then it goes down there it’s like bro if someone sells it goes down if someone buys it
Goes up no one can read no one can read what someone else is going to do and if they can it’s the guy that’s [ __ ] manipulating the [ __ ] one last question on this though do you remember when Elon Musk was promoting Dodge do doin do you think that was like a
Scam now that you think about it cuz he was promoting the [ __ ] out when you have that much money you [ __ ] around so much that it’s just a game to you you get what I’m saying so like it was a game for him brother it was like oh watch I
Can make don’t think he was trying to make money I just think he was like watch this do you know what I mean like no no I think well how much he worth I’m Elon Musk I’ve got a billion yeah like spare change I’m going to put that into
There make it two billion easy just by saying a then he did I’m I’m talking about him promot it was like I think it was just him he trying to the same as Logan Paul just [ __ ] [ __ ] everyone like a scammer anyway yeah of course we never know they’re all scams every
Single crypto I think I think goes back to these people that are that rich money doesn’t mean anything anymore money is like a toy for them do you get what I’m saying so it’s like he doesn’t give a [ __ ] if he makes another billion he’s building [ __ ] Rockets he bought
Twitter for [ __ ] how much was it 14 billion I heard that he it wasn’t all his money I think it was like in like yeah there always investors and [ __ ] like that but like I just don’t think do you think he done it for the reasons
Paul done it because he wanted to make money he wanted to [ __ ] people make money Elon I don’t think he done it to [ __ ] people I think he was was a game and then he was like [ __ ] like [ __ ] this has gone a bit like do you know what I
Think he was he was sending a loads of rockets up I think he was like I pay for the petrol you know like Bo expensive yeah man he was like what something million every one that went up I don’t know people made maybe he should have
Gone to like people made some money off that no lost money off that yeah more people lost money no because it goes up and you’re like it’s going to keep going up and then it doesn’t and goes graded is a [ __ ] Above It Go made money
But we never used to sell we got that’s the thing greed stops everyone like if you get to a certain level like if you’re in the casino I take if I go Casino I take €300 you understand when I do the 300 see you later or if I make a
Grand see you later understand should we go after I don’t mind want to go Casino I’ve got plans at 5 so I could lose a grand quicker than that next week we’re gonna be in rip clothes you can control it some people will go with 300 to the casino make a
Grand and then lose the grand cuz they couldn’t help it’s like content we go back to content creation they’re making these Tik toks because they’re making the money and they can’t help themselves it’s true they see a million you know what Tik Tok does did did you know this
Was actually discovered uh in court there were there were people trying to sue Tik Tok Tik Tok uses your camera to look at your facial expressions while you’re scrolling so it knows what if you laugh at something it knows to give you more of that wow wow [ __ ] man did you
Know that the T that the Tik Tok in China to under 16 year olds it only promotes like science videos yeah I heard about that I heard about that it promotes like proper smart [ __ ] and in America it purposely promotes garbage what so they’re trying to [ __ ] the yeah
Like in 20 years there’s going to be this huge like IQ I difference between I like the way I like the way the Americans are like attacking the guy who’s from Singapore saying that oh China this China he’s like I’m from Singapore but they’re saying China China
But they’re showing under 16 all this science [ __ ] and they’re showing all this all this [ __ ] you been to China no I went China yeah and it was like just after communistic time it was still communistic BR like it’s communistic a word I think so is it communistic a word
That’s a word is it I’m asking him CU glasses on you know like got glasses got glasses he clever something else Tik Tok does when you create an account your first one of your first five six videos will just fly and hit a million yeah and they do that on purpose
So it makes you it gives you the feeling that I can do it again never you never never hit you know how many people hit a million their first videos and then they never do again it gives you a rush to want to keep making videos can you hear
This yeah that’s all I want in life why why have you got Tik Tok is it not to promote yourself listen the only reason I every social platform that pisses me off because there’s always this new [ __ ] that comes out you have to post it on
There as well is because yeah the only thing I want I like making videos with s leggies okay I like the character but the thing I th from is doing live shows so the only reason I’m doing that is to promote me so people know me abroad and
Want to see me live so I want to make money doing what I love and that’s live shows Live Comedy live suies live this that and the other that’s the only reason you know what it might be it might be because like I’ve actually got you’re still trying to reach a peak
Right yeah do you feel like you’ve reached your Peak or yeah yeah yeah yeah I hit my I I hit my Peak so maybe that’s why like if if I was just starting out you could make your Peak higher if you wanted yeah but I don’t want to if I was
Just starting out I might have Tik Tok I don’t know but I’ve reached the peak I [ __ ] hate everyone now and I’m at a point where it’s honesty my channel dies then all right fine I’ll do something else I can’t true I can’t if you wasn’t to do if you wasn’t doing YouTube
And just content creat what would you do I have no idea I’ve always been to see now I’ve always been the type like if if I need money then I’ll find some I I’ll find a way to do it right now see him on TV do you want to bet online for
Football and poker or just rob the bank and then there’s in the news and me and you are here like he did say he to be honest what it was when I was at my Peak a lot of people just watching me cuz I was popular yeah it was just
Like I I made on 2J cuz it’s funny now I’ve lost all the people that were just watching me cuz I was popular and I’m left with the people that actually like me so that’s a nice place to be there yeah so those 100,000 views mean a lot
More than the million I was getting before and I’m not even making like I’m making the same amount of money I was making because back when I was getting a million views Greece was so [ __ ] [ __ ] with their ad Revenue like the Greeks TV revenue is still higher than internet
Revenue in gree that’s that’s they still pay newspapers to to advertise their [ __ ] that’s my fears so the CPM which is like how much money you get on YouTube back then was so [ __ ] that for my 2 million views that I was getting the same amount that I’m getting now for
Like 100,000 so we don’t care that you’ve lost some views cuz that’s gone up I care but I’m not going to I’m not going to be like um a Content Pana just to get the the views I can’t you admit it you’re playing the game [ __ ] crazy it’s crazy to know
Though with all your content I even saw a video that you made the other day was in Greek and I was thinking I if he just translates that and does the same [ __ ] in English that’s another video another Channel man I I could be selling merch I
Could be doing events you could cut all your all your videos into like thousands of hundreds of Mak shorts TI merch would you ever just hire someone go do it no I had someone doing it I I used to be with a Dutch Network that used to be translating all my videos for
The captions oh what like Mr Beast and that does yeah but I I left them went to a Greek I don’t I don’t care do you know the one video I really like I think I showed you once as well and the that’s what when you write stuff and you write
All these songs it’s so cool when you done the different types of rappers yeah the first one like the first like was sick I like that that was that was really good I’ll be hon a lot I don’t [ __ ] understand cuz my Greek is terrible but like the raps and [ __ ] like
That I [ __ ] it I think it’s wicked man no very talented what about would you ever I’m just GNA like wind wind him up a bit would you ever get into ASMR what do you think of that h i mock ASMR quite a bit I’ve actually I I mock I don’t
Dare say ASMR but I’ve done a few parodies like mocking [ __ ] but no why would I get into a you know when I first started seeing people doing podcasts I was like I want to do a podcast then this guy next week posts a video everyone doing a podcast and just I was
Like podcast are dead straight away [ __ ] a podcast but you know what when I I’ve always said if I done a podcast I wanted it to be with him and because of you can see the connection and cuz I’m short as well so he doesn’t feel as short when he
Walks around other than that I want the podcast to be somewhere cool my brother’s like ah you got to say something that could educate us I was like bro I didn’t even know R was n what the [ __ ] am I going to mean Jesus Christ don’t listen to me kids going to
Go viral don’t listen to me kid save your [ __ ] money don’t listen to me that madey laugh so hard it’s whatever you’re good at like I I wouldn’t be good at a podcast if it was us to i’ I’d be getting serious to like now when we’re talking about content creation and I’m
More serious I’d keep doing that it would kind of ruin the podcast you just got this thing going that’s but our podcast was really good like didn’t we like this your podcast W really a podcast Bob it was like parody podcast yeah that’s what I’m saying that was you
Know what I go and see the com sketch that was sketch I went and see I saw the comments people really enjoyed it even though it didn’t go crazy with the it didn’t go crazy cuz the Greeks didn’t get so much of what we was saying I
Still think they enjoyed it why is that I’ve got people I’ve got ladies messaging me saying that they s he’s like really yeah no I wasn’t expecting it from that video I the chest it’s like a fetish now they saw me on they saw I saw you on there and it was
Really good now but and I love that I love that because we didn’t we tried to do what we have and to create something that no one’s ever done we yeah we wrote on a piece of paper like five six topics and that was it he was attacking me as
Well like you though yeah but it’s easy that’s my character [ __ ] that easy Brothers do you know um some types of videos that I they really piss me off unboxing unboxing videos do you know why they really annoy me is because number one like [ __ ] that and then next week he
Gets sent some Japanese knives uning with David they say Japanese knives a uh Japanese knives shop just sent me a box let’s unbox them we know what’s in there they’re Japanese knives and then they take their [ __ ] time unboxing and then but imagine it’s something you want
And you’re watching that Mya open it and get it you know it’s a bit like bro I want that and then you’re like taking the piss on that cuz if I want to spend you uned uh no I I did a parody I have unboxed par my unboxings are all stupid
On purpose like I I get paid I’ll get paid to unbox the PlayStation 5 but I’ll do it in the most like dumb [ __ ] way they allow me to do it but again that’s cuz you’ve driven yourself that way and you can get away with it but like if I
Want to spend 500 quid on something something and I want to see an unboxing to make sure like that Vision kind of have to no don’t take it out of the box just have it out the box and go this is what I’ve got this is so basically he
Unboxed it’s a Tik Tok like Ella this is what I bought by and then just play it and tell me it’s good like the new the new a lot of most of them are sponsored though the new Apple Vision I’m going to unbox we know what’s
In it my most of them are sponsored they’ve got when you sponsor something you’ve got a list of things you have to show and promo and save yeah I know but I still think it’s [ __ ] yeah that’s I’m going to unbox I’m going to unbox the Apple Vision the Apple it’s Apple Vision
Going get you would you get one I The Simpsons scare me what cuz they The Simpsons what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is let me let me explain no you can’t just say that and then [ __ ] Mr roly it makes sense so what was that dish called again I
The Simpsons predicted that as well have you seen that they predicted people walking around and even the wire that it’s attached you know what though I’ll say something about that uh because because the first few Simpsons predictions were actually right A lot of people making pretend videos no but this
Are real Simpsons are you 100% sure 100% sure how did they make it it was a real episode that they’re walking Trump with the Trump thing was that but it was R they were walking around with the whole AI thing but do you know what I didn’t watch an unboxing
I just went on someone and this guy was a sick guy cuz he already already had them on I thought this is great my Luger I I think they’re sick for inside I wouldn’t walk around I’ll tell you why I talk I need to read you a tweet I wrote
Last week all right cool um why did you you’re you’re gangster bro you leave your phone in your bag I don’t do that anyway so the thing I thought was amazing about these things were you’re not going to need a TV a computer nothing let me finish no let me finish they have
Them on and in his front room he’s put one thing there one screen there one screen there and they stay static so when you walk in that’s there and you can go boom boom boom it’s it’s mad but for your line of work cuz the work that
You do outside of thing I get it I get it do you get it though I for him I get it cuz the website design the thing I like no the thing I like about is like there’s no like laptop there’s no nothing the [ __ ] am I going to do
Without a barber and a kid that dances topless what the [ __ ] am I going to do I’m going to show you show us I wrote it’s in Greek it’s but just sentence I’ll just leave for a second all no I’ll translate it I feel like whoever bought the app Apple Vision Pro
Is an idiot it’s just how I feel I didn’t buy it I like the way that he had to go get his phone I forgot I forgot what I wrote what what like I don’t get the looking at people driving walking in the street wearing the Apple Vision Pro
Outside you look like a twap yeah yeah that’s mental I’m going to show you guys this and we can put it on the screen as well look how sick that is look yeah but no but it’s like just there and he can leave the room there’s
A TV behind that bu no that’s his [ __ ] look that’s his he just left it there that’s sick cuz I’ve seen a few Apple Vision Pro videos look now he’s [ __ ] off over there people are Tak people who are using these for about an hour they’re taking them off and they’re having
Trouble with their eyes for for like 10 minutes bro M You Know M he had the the first type of VR headset yeah and he made me put it on and we did the thing when you walked to the end of the thing and bro I had it on for 20 minutes I
Took that thing off I was [ __ ] like ridiculously [ __ ] like felt dizzy and and [ __ ] but now it’s going to become people have to wear them to feel normal I don’t think I don’t think it’ll C I would never wear them public never in my life headsets will never catch on okay
The same way you your phone what’s the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning maybe you’re different what the first thing I do open Twitter you go on your phone tell your the first thing I have to do in the morning is wake up
And not go on my phone and if you don’t do it you feel weird I get that but the headset thing is they’ve been trying to do this for like 10 years now it just doesn’t pick up but now Apple’s done it no but at the when the problems start
Coming out people will just [ __ ] it off blowing up and the [ __ ] head just burst what you just said now though they kept they they kept on trying to do it they kept on trying to do it so obviously they know that this is what they want this is where they want
Wearing they want people in their own world just [ __ ] away from everything else that’s what they want you SE it’s not yeah the film Wally that’s what it’s going to be like eventually yeah where you’re fat as [ __ ] cuz no one doesn’t the ex bro I’m like bro I’m solid I’m
Solid he means like obese feel it thank you B bro oh it’s true people are going to be like lazy to [ __ ] they’re just going to have [ __ ] headsets on all day it’s going to be like that no kids go out and play football already halfway there with
The phones and they’re trying to get people there with the headset it’s not that they want to sell heads headsets cuz they’re good they want people to be dumb and that’s the way to do it but it’s not catching on and like with the electric cars it’s all all for the
Environment but really they want to tell they can control where you go how far you go where you stop with when it’s all electric go off see you know I hate about what you just said like you’ll get at least one comment saying our conspiracy theorist
Yeah wait don’t follow the same guy that the same guy the same guy that says conspiracy theorist he’s going to be driving in the future in his electric car they’re just going to stop him and he’s going to go it’s true they said when you when you when you owe a
Speeding ticket the car’s just going to spin you and take you to the [ __ ] police station China in China I think they’ve got that social whatever if you jwalk they know it’s you boom they’re going on in China what’s it called social social [ __ ] take money there were cameras there were cameras everywhere
Now facial recognition they know you if you J walk or do something social if you cross the road while it’s green or whatever yeah it takes a picture of you there are certain screens and they shows your picture and say like this man did something illegal and just to oh social
Um like like stoning and and the stocks like no there’s a word that I forgot the word the same [ __ ] if you done say wrong they’ put you in the stock during during Co you had to um start with you had to show that you’re negative to get into your building to
Get into your building block cuz they built they built these social credit system social they built these systems outside people’s apartment blocks and you have to show that you’re negative to get into your apartment block if you were positive you were gone to a camp that’s what they were doing but they
Weren’t promoting that [ __ ] like it wasn’t on the news because like it’s [ __ ] I’m going to buy a house in the God bro leave me alone solar be camera there one day n never me never buffal was trying to turn into a smart City yes I’m going to go
Like up I’m going to go like in the mountain there’s no there like I hate the the people that are like oh Smart City no it’s not good for you to Smart City 100% people don’t get it people [ __ ] it man I hate everyone yeah 2J fing
I thought I was I thought I hat like 2J needs a little bit more of arabiata we need to feed this guy bro give him some o some I just don’t like the naivity man like people believe everything the world is going like do you remember back in the day I remember
We keep saying back in the day like okay you got 10 years on me but like no like when I was a kid do you remember like playing in the street football football going under the car have to get Kirby just like imagine a ball and just
Throwing it I’ve said this before I don’t know if if it’s if if I if it’s true or not um doesn’t matter I thought R wasn’t in Italy say what the [ __ ] you want I I truly believe that when we were young were the best years that kids will ever live yeah
Because we we we were kids in a day where internet was a thing but you went on it just to go on MC or just to chat to people yeah and then you’d go outside and play football fo you had best of both us before that there was no
Internet after that it’s just internet so we lived in an age like a 10e age where we had both I missed that yeah I I truly believe we were kids in the best time there will ever be cuz internet now just going to [ __ ] everything basically
Yeah you go on the internet before to escape the world but now it’s opposite you escape the internet to live the real world that’s reverse like you were saying yeah that’s the yeah but like even even though we know that you take a walk in the Forest without your phone and you get
Bored know we know that no but do you know what’s funny as well you go imagine now you walk in a forest without your phone it’s even more dangerous like how do I get out of here how do I get home which way is the right way could you
Imagine like we should do that and just have an old map I can’t drive without a GPS if I’m going from here to nicas come on there’s one Road in Cyprus I’m not the highway not the highway off the highway I need my GPS is [ __ ] follow
Bro all I could think about is if Peter gets the Vision Pro you know like in each room you’ve got a different set up in the bathroom just constant porn he walks near the bathroom W just Fu could actually watch porn he could watch porn at the Christmas table if he wanted to
It’d be [ __ ] awkward you just sat there like you that yeah yeah yeah don’t talk to me I just now though do you know there was that movie I don’t know if it was a Black Mirror one or not where it was like now it’s going to be like
Screens and everything but I’m sure that it could be like an actual person I knew he would think about [ __ ] a virtual person I knew he would think about that you see that it went to it went to just scree I could [ __ ] up it wasn’t it wasn’t that it wasn’t
That but think about it like uh love ones you’ve lost or anything like that and you can just like [ __ ] have them there yeah but do you really want to do that no but I’m just saying that’s where I think it’s going then you tell them
That you got blov at home do you no I don’t it might go actually I know someone who does have a blow up though cuz he let me borrow it once wait a minute wait you borrowed it it’s not mine it’s 3j’s you borrowed it you sick [ __ ] what
Did you what was you used it forra we was talking and I had the video idea set up and he got and he just went I’ve got a sex doll if you want to borrow I was like natural sex doll I wanted to do a 3 I wanted to do a 3j
Video where he goes on a Valentine’s date with a doll I had to actually go online and order a sex do is this the story that you told hes in it and everything it’s a proper sex doll no way yeah blond no way blonde sexier than any go update that’s
Is he always goes back to dicks and sex I do I do think in maybe 10 years the pro you can FaceTime people and like the what do you call it project project the projection it’ll be a projection but it’ll probably be [ __ ] yeah have you can
We I could say about the sex toy but no I don’t I think we’ve done too much of that yeah I think nearly every single podcast we do ends up talking about you need a woman on on the in the no [ __ ] that she’d leave bro she to calm you
Down calm you down no but maybe the woman will stop her no it won’t no it won’t bro it won’t bro go going to to sex though um Peter told me that something that I didn’t know about Robert dairo had a kid yeah did you know
That I think it was last year secret kid years I think I saw that my guy is still firing wasn’t it with an Asian woman yeah she was 45 she is not his wife oh is he married no I don’t know I’m saying got [ __ ] in different post that’s what he’s
Got budget ludicrous in different po codes Sor I forgot how old you was I don’t know about ludicrous s could you imagine though being Robert could you imagine what did you say to me what did you see oh yeah I yeah what what is Robert dairo going to
Be when his kid reaches 20 100 no dead true yeah so that was episode four of the cooler box hope you enjoyed it with main man 2J David pleasure ly big up me hey hey and the yeah the cam cameraman camera SOS Blanco Marios go add to scroll on Tik Tok she’s you’ve
Probably been scrolling on Tik Tok this whole time anyway ad thank you everyone for watching hope you’re going to enjoy episode five be uploaded directly to Tik Tok cuz you can do it in horizontal and full episodes now there’ll be less dicks involved no no no
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damn havent seen 2j in a long time he was litteraly our childhood
Just show it from the Instagram post. Never pressed a link faster😂
Pass
Another week, another banger🔥 Keep it up lads
I have to hear 2j speak English in one video continuously from 11 years..
2j είμαι μεγάλος fan συνέχισε την τέλεια δουλειά.❤
EYYYY David from MasterChef and 2J in one video let's gooo ❤ Much from Greece ❤
oreos alla thelo na matho pos katelikses eki eksarxis 2j. se kana video eksiga kserogo. much love
Congrats really good show ❤😊
Social Credit is actually a meme. I'm decently sure it was proposed by a minister or something but never implemented.
Πάμε ρε 2j!
“Is Rome in Italy?” 🤦🏻♂️
You guys are the nuts 😂😂😂😂
Bravo malakes! I am really enjoying your podcasts 😂
Aratsini? San to artsidi?
I just need more of that
You can never get enough cockney no matter how hard you try 😂😂😂
The best podcast I've watched by far. By the way how can you have been to rome without knowing which country you went to lol
You should make a version of it with all the laughs cutted. The shortest podcast in history 🙂
I do Arancini in my Cypriot coffee shop in Wood Green 🇮🇹 🇬🇷 🇨🇾 😋
Telio to podcast re pelle! Your podcasts are def underrated. Fun fact there's a lot of filipino people here in cyprus (including me)