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00:00 – Dueling
09:11 – Canada wildfires
15:33 – Uncle Chen
21:25 – Fish Bandit
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• Dueling senators
https://www.newsweek.com/missouri-republican-senators-duel-nick-schroer-1863838

• Canada arsonist
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/jan/16/canada-wildfires-conspiracy-man-pleads-guilty-arson

• Chain smoking marathon runner banned

Chain-smoking runner disqualified in marathon return

• Fish bandit
https://www.abc4.com/news/local-news/teen-facing-charges-for-allegedly-taping-fish-to-atms-in-provo/
https://www.instagram.com/fish_bandit84/

This week the concept of a new American Civil War has been on a lot of people’s minds thanks to the governors of Texas and several other red States along with their State National Guards putting themselves into a standoff against the federal government over the issue of the

Border and daring them to make a move we’ve talked a lot about this in our previous video this week and I don’t really feel like rehashing it but the video exists you can go watch it the situation it seems like it could be just a big photo op for cloud or it could

Lead to some sort of legitimate violent Civil War guess we’ll see it might end up like January 6 where everyone gets right to the point of they’re going to do something and then they all for the most part just kind of stand around yeah like a lot of this just sort of feels

Like uh performative first of all I mean we already have Civil War reenactors this is like a civil war pre-enactment yes uh they’re TI those old clothes look so silly yeah I want to be in like the bdus yeah yeah uh but yes no I think

That will is what will happen is a bunch of like neck beard chuds will be like oh finally it’s time and then they’ll get hang out down there for like a couple weeks it was great great I’m hungry let’s get out of here I guess it is a

Good thing that Biden is so scile because I don’t think he even knows that this is happening uh he’s over at T and breweries and slurring his speech like he’s had like 20 beers and uh legitimately asleep at the wheel the Greg Abbott who is in India for some

Reason is looking for he’s looking for a big confrontation and I don’t think Biden even knows that this is happening so that’s actually probably good uh-huh yeah I don’t know guess what a country but in the meantime while that’s happening if we’re really going to be turning the clock back to

1860 [ __ ] it let’s go back even farther let’s bring back duels hell yeah weird Nostalgia for a mostly fictitious bygone era is something that’s always been common in this country people treat Norman Rockwell paintings and vintage Coca-Cola ads as if they are a genuine glimpse into the past and the Supreme

Court at this point is mostly made up of people whose approach to the law is just sort of asking a crystal ball what the founding fathers would have felt about various modern legal issues but you don’t hear a lot about wishing it was still legal to settle arguments by

Standing 10 Paces apart and firing handguns at each other nobody dueling anymore no no one wants to duel Millennials have killed dueling that’s right uh no one wants to get slapped in the face with a white glove thus initiating The Duel yeah uhhuh the gauntlet and it’s kind of weird because

Several of the main characters of early American history engaged in dueling one of the most popular stage musicals of the 21st century ends with the vice president of the United States killing the former Secretary of the Treasury in a duel yeah why hasn’t this caught on yet you’re nostalgic for everything else

What about the Duel at least then it’s fair you know yeah everyone gets their 10 Paces you turn around whoever’s quickest on the draw yeah not advocating it just saying it it how they used to do it as a concept it it does seem a little more

Fair that’s how they used to do it yeah a duel isn’t someone pulling into your driveway and then you shooting them very Dishon that’s cowardice yeah but hey it looks like there are at least some people out there who do want to return to the days of dueling back when we

Settled things honorably by shooting each other with guns that doesn’t happen anymore no sir NOP uh here’s Newsweek a member of the Missouri Senate has proposed a rule change that if passed would allow Senators to challenge each other to a duel do it do it [ __ ] this

Is great especially if it’s just uh politicians yeah the victimless crimes Senator Nick sh put a motion to the state senate to adopt a rule change allowing State politicians to settle grievances through physicality his proposed amendment was posted on X formerly Twitter ding by Missouri State Democrats it read if a senator’s honor

Is imputed by another Senator to the point that it’s is beyond repair and in order for the the offended Senator to gain satisfaction such senator may rectify the perceived insult to the Senator’s Honor by challenging the offending Senator to a duel The Trusted representative known as the second of

The offended Senators shall send a written challenge to the offending Senator the two senators shall agree to the terms of the duel including choice of weapons which shall be witnessed and enforced by their respective seconds The Duel shall take place in the well of the

Senate at the hour of high noon on the date agreed to by the parties to the duel I demand satisfaction love it we’re not a serious country no and if we’re going this far with it like it look realistically it doesn’t have to be guns we could just do

What the YouTubers have been doing and put all the politicians into a ring and have them beat the [ __ ] out of each other yeah I mean like I’m not into the whole uh everyone’s doing boxing thing but it does you know out of all the ways to violently settle your difference is

It’s probably the best way to do it raise money for charity in the meantime yeah well I don’t know did anyone actually get paid from the last Creator Clash wasn’t it a financial disaster I well I think no one got paid because all the money was supposedly going to

Charity but I don’t think it went I could be wrong you got again I’m just throwing an off-hand remark out and everyone’s gonna get mad at me for it I got to stop doing that so yeah we can’t find a ton of information about this Nick sh guy but based on his education

History he seems to be around 38 years years old so he’s not some gezer he’s a millennial Millennials are bringing back dueling that’s right we’ve saved the dueling industry he seems to be your average young conservative NPC in terms of issues like abortion Etc he’s also one of the many conservatives who was

Really hung up on drag queens back when that was the current thing and then got outed for previously engaging in a bit of drag himself so this bill strikes us as pretty much just performative it’s virtue signaling but it’s also apparently in response to divisions in the Missouri legislature between the

More Mainline Republican majority and the Missouri Freedom caucus of which sh is a member who are so annoying that even their fellow Republicans want nothing to do with them and have had them removed from committees for turning every session into a school board meeting we love I didn’t realize because

We’ve had the freedom caucuses in our you know Federal legislature and they have they’ve really planted their flag as we’re the most annoying people even our fellow Republic an can’t really stand us so I didn’t realize that the state this was happening at the state level too yeah like Missouri it’s like

Repu Republicans control like 70% of the Missouri legislature they have they own Missouri and yet they’re still now they’re at each other’s they want they just want a little bit more so yeah I mean look it’s just their fellow Republicans that they want to engage in

Duels with so you know what let them fight we say for it do it bring back dueling bet you won’t are you bad enough dude to bring back duels if you back out of the of pitching a duel you are a coward yeah yeah you’re a Nancy boy

You’re a [ __ ] you’re a you’re cuck you’re uh beta male low te come on Nick bring bring a to the Senate and another Senator with it you’re editing this so you have to cut that out or leave it in I’m leaving it in no but alas it does

Seem that Nick sh he was only meming with this proposed legislation based on this statement from his chief of staff to Newsweek Senator sh is deeply committed to restoring a sense of Honor in the Missouri Senate while the idea of a duel may have been suggested in a

Metaphorical sense Boo the core message is about fostering respect and reminding members that the words used in a debate may have real consequences it’s evident to new members of the Senate that the success of priority legislation is currently dependent on personalities and Old Wounds are preventing important language from becoming law until personal

Disputes find resolution and true leaders step forward to be the first to put aside personal feelings for the betterment of Missouri we will continue to suggest ways to find a resolution lame so lame my satisfaction is not meant I am not satisfied no this is the least should [ __ ] duel this guy over

This he’s not even serious about it this like again I say especially because it’s way safer to talk about duel with your fists if it’s a if it’s a sanctioned thing yeah and both parties agree to it then [ __ ] go for it and do it in the Senate too put the

Ring in there yeah like we’re already a joke country we’re not real no one is going do you think the other countries in the world are going to look at that and say oh that’s really weird for America to be doing I mean you see this happen uh in places like India where

Like they that’s why Greg Abbott’s there India where they have like a thousand plus people in their legislature like they’ll straight up like it’s like a there’s no guns involved but they’ll te tear tables apart yeah they get violent in there that’s how they settle their differences and they’re still a semi

Functional country right oh are they okay well anyway let’s take a break now from the right-wing loonies in our own country and check in on the right-wing loonies in our neighbor to the north Canada where one Canadian dollar in coin form is also called a looney and $2 is a

Tuny that’s right and you go to the strip club and nobody laughs and all the strippers are covered in bruises cuz everyone’s throwing coins at them it’s [ __ ] up bring back the paper money dress Trudeau you fascist so Canadians have spent the last few years they’ve been trying to really dispel this old

Notion that they are any more sane than Americans they’ve been doing a pretty good job and a great example of this was during this past Summer’s record-breaking wildfires the worst Wildfire season in North American recorded history a record that will surely be broken repeatedly in the coming years and the reason for these

Wildfires is pretty straightforward climate change leads to extreme conditions like high temperatures and drought which turns forests into Tinder boxes so they catch on fire more easily but if you’re less inclined to listen to the vast overwhelming scientific consensus on this topic another theory that might appeal to you is that it’s

Actually the big bad government starting those fires on purpose to trick us into believing in climate change for reasons they’re going to because be like the forest is on fire you better move to a 15minute city and by 15minute city I mean you can’t leave and we’re going to make you drive

A gay car and all the men have to dress like women and all the women have to dress like cats and dogs and poop and piss in litter boxes that’s what they’re proposing I don’t know oh well well you know still lighting your own forest on fire seems like a pretty big stretch

Yeah who would do who would do such a thing anyways one such conspiracy theorist up in Canada recently found himself Behind Bars was this the fascist Trudeau government silencing one of its critics no turns out when he wasn’t posting on Facebook about the wildfires being a government scop he was driving

Around starting wildfires oh ah H wow the most obvious answer was it actually the one that turns out to be true it do be your own damn self sometimes yeah especially when your intentions are blaming it on the Canadian government here’s the guardian a Canadian man who claimed Forest spires

Were the result of a government conspiracy has pleaded guilty to lighting more than a dozen blazes during the country’s record-breaking Wildfire season as nearly a hundred fires persist in drought stricken regions Brian par admitted to 13 counts of arson and one count of arson with disregard for human

Life at the courthouse in central Quebec an act that Drew away key firefighting resources from nearly 700 fires in the province last summer those blazes which required the the aid of international fire Crews charred more than 4.5 million hectars of boreal landscape virtually all of those fires were caused by

Lightning strikes the Quebec’s fire service says but at the courthouse in the town of I I’m sorry Canadians shabal shabal shabal prosecutor Marie Philipe Chiron said on Monday two of the 14 fires lit by paree forced the evacuation of 500 homes the Canadian press reported the largest fire lit by Pere consumed

Nearly 873 hectars of forest we we’re all looking for the guy who did this wow turns out that it was the guy that was doing it intentionally to somehow prove that it was a government exper uh conspiracy anyway continues fire officials investigated a string of five blazes in June that had no possible

Natural cause and broke out days after the province had implemented a fire ban the 38-year-old par quickly became a suspect when he was spotted in the location of the fires and demonstrated a certain interest in fires after an interview with police said cheron in June police began watching his social

Media posts which frequently focused on the province’s wildfires he shared content suggesting the record-breaking Fire season was the result of government intervention not climate change the prosecution said police Specialists developed a suspect profile based on the fires and increasingly Perez seemed a match police later obtained a warrant to

Install a tracking device on pere’s vehicle and found he traveled two locations where other fires were started what I love fires after he was arrested in September he admitted to starting nine fires and claimed he was doing tests to find out whether the forest was really dry or not

Chon told the court turns out uh after the first two or three I I wasn’t convinced I had to keep going I said that looks pretty dry but there’s only one way to be sure unlike these climate scientists I’m G to check my work all right yeah he went through the whole

Scientific method yeah yeah he’s not he’s not the type of guy who takes other people’s words for it no he does his own damn research and then when it turns out that is true that uh he can cause fires he like the government is clearly setting me up here yeah it was actually

Them who did it technically it was the government who set these fires because the government uh they were telling me that they didn’t set the fires M which maybe want which made me suspicious and that maybe want to test their Theory so this it still is their

Fault yeah I was investigating and then I got that drawn to the void feeling I just had to light the fire I just you know you like the match and just every you get tunnel vision you know you see nothing else it’s dancing in front of

You it’s dancing for you it was nowhere to be seen a moment before and now it’s it’s alive providing Light bathing your face in bright orange Embers what if I lit this fire and passed it off at the government oh paray you devil so look uh yeah cool guy way to go

You put lots of people’s life at risk and just d destroyed hectars of it’s like 100 meters by 100 meters it’s a lot uh of beautiful Canadian natural landscape yeah the lifeblood of the country the the most beautiful thing of any country you just burned it to the

Ground you’d think that after the first fire he would have figured all this out well that Forest is bone dry yep case closed but when you’re doing your own research it is important to make sure that your results can be replicated otherwise they might just be an outlier

And that’s science yeah he’s using that scientific method but moving on from fire to smoke a few years back we talked about a character known as Uncle Chen who made headlines around the world for competing in marathons while chain smoking cigarettes and still managing to outrun men half his age this level of

Elite athleticism especially from a man in his 50s while engaging in one of the most unhealthy habits that’s still legal Drew admiration and confusion worldwide and we now have an update on Uncle Chen via the website Canadian running uh oh Canada’s at it again they’re running after a two-year Hiatus from the Running

World Chinese marathoner Uncle Chen made his triumphant return at the 2024 xiia men marathon on January 7th however Chen’s comeback did not go as planned despite finishing the race in three hours and 33 minutes which is very good time 26 miles in three and a half hours is insane chain smoking that’s [ __ ]

Wild yeah despite all that he ended up being disqualified for chain smoking throughout the marathon known as the smoking brother in China Uncle Chen’s time was 5 minutes slower than his 3 hours and 28 minute finish two years ago at the 2022 shinan xang Marathon it appears that the smoking habit may be

Taking a toll on the 52-year old Marathon shut up five minutes yeah that’s not a big deal this man is 52 years old over the course of 26 miles yeah the xaman marathon organizing committee later issued a statement announcing Chen’s disqualification for smoking during the race the decision was

Based on a violation of article 2.12 in the xiamen marathon rules and regulations which states uncivilized behavior from Runners such as open defecation smoking or trampling on flower beds or green spaces that affect the race and the safety of other Runners will result in disqualification I feel

Like they had to that smoking line was never in there and they had to add him add it just for him that’s wild though like I can’t do the math right now but 26 miles in three and a half hours is like it’s a pretty good Pace he is

Keeping a very good Pace my goal is four hours for the LA Marathon yeah this man is decades older than you smokes an entire pack probably multiple packs during that uh you know three hours and uh yeah I need to slow down I I pushed a

Little too hard on the half marathon and uh my legs are not feeling good still so this guy is very impressive the fact that his lungs can even do this I yeah no it’s it’s incredible and like I mean even running marathons at that age I mean I’m assuming he’s been running this

Whole time like his knees have got to be a little bit [ __ ] up dud mine [ __ ] hurts so this guy I don’t know I mean it’s a little unfair to compare what Uncle Chen does to public defecation but after after doing this now for a year

Straight I get it now I [ __ ] get it we were making fun of all the people that [ __ ] and even the people who finish the marathons with [ __ ] everywhere I get it if I’m doing 26 miles and like the last mile I [ __ ] myself you bet your ass

On finishing that race yeah what are you supposed to you bet my ass on finishing that race yeah but yeah I mean there’s 100% chance that other competitors [ __ ] themselves while running in this exact race where is their disqualification it’s a very common occurrence in the sport everyone just sort of accepts it

It’s my protein bar is melting in my pocket uh so yeah this decision it it does make sense for you know other competitors who maybe don’t want to be breathing in constant second outside it’s out it’s outside who’s going to do that but it’s more difficult to say

Whether this is good for Uncle Chen’s health because if he stops racing because the smoking is banned that means he’s gonna spend less time running and more time smoking yeah and maybe he can try gave this guy a death sentence basically yeah you killed Uncle Chan so

I don’t maybe he can try running with like just a bunch of nicotine patches all over his body got zins everywhere he do dip just spinning dip all over the RAC trck no he’d get disqualify for that they find way I feel like they have they

Really have no he needs to get like yeah nicotine patch slow release all over him but uh yeah maybe maybe the nicotine patches but yeah if he does that well then he’s not Uncle Chen anymore he’s just another Runner yeah because he wouldn’t be able to tell the cool part

Is it looks cool while he’s doings cool smoke cigarette smoking cigarettes looks cool stop you’re stop we need this channel to survive it looks really cool to smoke and do literally anything including like high endurance exercise think about how cool it would have looked if Michael’s Phelps was uh

Smoking a cigarette while uh while swimming I mean that would look really cool cuz he’s in water and it just wet yeah anyway the best course of action for everyone would probably be something similar to when the NHL started requiring helmets they did it only for the new players like starting this year

Anyone now you got to wear helmets so you had old guys on the ice like NHL players get they get up to like almost 50 so you had all these old Geyers on the eyes with no helmets like into like late 90s and uh yeah it worked out forever

Call it Uncle Chen’s law the uncle Chen law anyone starting anyone younger than Uncle Chen cannot smoke cigarettes while start smoking now so that you fall in so that you better pick up that habit you’ve come a long way baby have a Virginia slim yeah but uh yeah just do

That problem solved everyone wins I think it’s great it’s not fair what they’re doing to this man uh it’s it look the pictures it’s un also they need to Uncle Chen needs to he needs to go on television have a doctor measure his lung capacity I’m very curious very curious how it all

Evens out I guarantee you that it’s much better than an average person who doesn’t smoke a runner who smokes versus an average person who doesn’t smoke you would think but I want to see the data look I think they should run this test I believe R the test I believe it

Yeah moving on now to some news out of Utah where normal teen debauchery like sex drugs and alcohol are harder to come by and the youth have to get a bit more creative with their Mischief here’s local Salt Lake City outlet ABC 4 a teenager is in hot water after allegedly

Taping fish to ATMs in Provo and documenting the Antics on social media among the displays posted online was a video that appeared to show three trout tap to a police car the Provo Police Department said Thursday there were roughly 13 instances where the 17-year-old taped fish to ATMs and other

Objects the fishy displays were shared on an Instagram account titled fish Bandit 84 the account has more than 52,000 followers and its posts Dat Back to August of 2023 it’s unclear if the account Creator did all of the fish taping or if they also curated content posted elsewhere online the bio of the

Account reads live laugh tape fish on ATMs it’s a bit they stuck to it I yeah usually pretty baffled by gen Z humor but this fishbed Instagram account is great content You Can Count me as one of those 52,000 followers it’s like the uh thing in Arizona where the guy was like

Yeah and everyone you you actually make the Mystique much more enchanting by by cracking down on penis man putting in the news you’ve created an army of penis men I think that’s what’s going to happen everywhere yeah I think you’re going to see all types of fish taped to

All kinds of things going forward great job Provo Police Department you blew it you have awakened a sleeping Dragon yeah but yeah the videos on this account they all start with the camera pointed uh at the fish man’s feet onto the ground before uh tilting up to his latest work

It’s usually a fish duct taped to an ATM screen U sometimes it’s multiple fishes sometimes it’s a cop car with three fishes on it sometimes it’s the inside of a bathroom stall he’s literally pans up from him with his pants down to the door he also no commentary love that

Just let the footage speak for itself I kind of feel bad for the fish yeah so it’s various species of fish they look pretty fresh uh sometimes the fish have cigarettes in their mouth because it just makes it look cooler folks what’s cooler than a fish taped to

An ATM a fish taped to the ATM uh just puffing on a mar B red also he has definitely taken this show on the road there’s videos of fish taped to ATMs in Japan and somewhere in Europe uh at least one of these fish appears to still be alive well taped the

ATM which is not great no didn’t like that one so much but overall we rate this vandalism spree higher than any of the other Tik Tok trends that we’ve seen the Zoomers come up with this is truly original and uh it’s it’s art uh doing

Art i h i I feel just I by Vibes alone I feel like it’s a millennial running the account but have you seen Scenic pisses yeah that is one of my pisses yeah that that does that the most be and it’s obviously crowdsourced buttiful and ripping Theiss directly all over whatever it

Which is fine because it’s in nature animals are pissing all over it you know ashes to ashes piss to piss yeah it’s where it goes like it’s it’s like someone like in the Swiss Alps like just [ __ ] pissing yeah or like it’s a great account and like it’s I it’s a

Perfect balance of like the the genuinely beautiful natural scene it is and and com you’re like is a two for one i’ do the same thing I bet felt great yeah I love pissing in nature it’s fantastic it is yeah sometimes I just go in my backyard to piss they the I know

That it it it obviously dissipates to the point where it’s not even an issue but there was a Scenic piss recently where he did it like out of a hot air balloon I don’t know about that I mean if you’re over like the countryside yeah

[ __ ] it yeah it was very high up yeah yeah yeah that at that point you know who cares could you do you think you could piss while skydiving no I feel like the piss would shoot back like but you’d have to like turn over oh yeah it

Would get sucked out of you is that how it works I don’t know I I bet you could piss into your own mouth while skydiving has anyone done that someone has to have piss in their own mouth while Sky I think the pist would just go everywhere

Something would get in your mou that’s even funnier cuz it’s just shooting all over your face just yeah you’re really funny to do if you especially if you’re tandem skydiving the instructor all right now hold on we’re going to have a great day we got the video camera set

Up anyway this I’m not going to pull the rip cord out of [ __ ] yeah we’re going down together yeah anyways this episode’s not sponsored and probably it’s demonetized so it’s probably a good thing that it wasn’t sponsored considering everything that’s led up this episode is sponsored by American

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Excessively farting passenger forces American Airlines flight to turn around hey look you get gassy up there Scenic farts yeah um you’re all stuck in that insulated tube and uh yeah if someone gets a little too gassy we got to go folks did we talk about the one where

Like uh someone posted about being they were in like first class on a flight and this woman was like policing the Lou like the first class area cuz she was she swore she that someone was farting and she knew who it was so like she was like overacting gagging and like I think

She dealt it I think this was oh what is that who is that e that’s nasty yeah what did they have to eat you immediately remove yourself as a suspect by making it such a bigal no one ever suspects you that woman she passed the gas well it’s definitely not her but

Yeah this one the plane turned around but like it hadn’t taken off yet it got onto the jetway and then this man he was farting and everyone’s like stop it and he’s like [ __ ] you you’re being rude to me and then he’d fart some more and uh

Crazy to be able to fart on command like that yes he’s a real Pro anyway you know what gets me going you might have the same issue the vegan shake from uh Burger Lords I I I can host a comedy comedy show in my living room room

I no I think I think I do all right with that one yeah it’s uh they they’re comically loud I think they’re like coconut based I don’t know it’s like T tahen or something tahini oh yeah tahini yeah but anyways it gets me going it’s very funny they are loud they sound like

Clown farts hey you’re sponsoring the show thanks for becoming a member yeah this is what you’re paid for oh dog with six legs has operation to remove extra limbs it’s not fair that dog could have been like a a giant bug like an ant I hope

They used one of the extra legs to graft onto another tripod dog do you see way more tripod dogs than six-legged dogs yeah well these didn’t seem like very this dog was it’s [ __ ] weird it had the two extra legs were like growing out

Of like an extra hip on one side and the two legs were just they couldn’t do anything they’re just like these floppy legs but uh yeah real weird looking condition and they were like it was actually really hard to remove them because they had their own separate hip joint and uh

They were worried like they’d have to remove one of the one of the good legs as well turn this six pod into a a tripod half as many paws but uh looks like it worked out all right I only laughed because it immed me immediately made me picture the scene from Arrested

Development where that guy carries Martin Short around swing my legs at her shoot me hey yeah the leg they were kind of like those legs yeah Okay cool so not very useful I don’t think any other dog would find them useful either just anytime someone has like extra something you’re

Always cool yeah like the people like people are born like somewhat regularly with like six fingers on each hand but like the six one it’s always just like it’s just extra skin it’s just flopping around you can’t do anything with it it’s [ __ ] [ __ ] come on thieves cut down radio broadcast tower in

Southeastern Oklahoma to steal a $100 worth of copper yeah it’s and it’s going to take like all risk no reward half a million dollars to rebuild the tower $100 they that someone went in they should have held it hostage it was the middle of the night they went in with just like basic

Wire cutters and just cut all the wires like counter supporting it and just pushed it over and looted the the $100 worth of copper off of it and uh and now there’s like multiple radio stations that are just like I guess we’re not broadcasting until until this gets sorted out cool

Great retired teachers pension stopped as provider refuses to believe she is not dead there is no way no way she you’re not fooling me old lady you are dead you are Deb D you must be a ghost CA says right here in your file you are dead ghosts can’t receive their pension

Sorry get out yeah it’s a first of all uh pension you got a p oh must be nice yeah I have a Pion we don’t have we don’t have those what is a pension what is a pension must be nice but yeah uh I guess the the UK where this happened

They uh she has like the same first and last name as some other dead person and even though they’re like their birth dates and just all their other information is incorrect that they use a computer that just automatically removes uh duplicates from the from the pension rolles and without notifying him so this

Lady like every few months she just checks her bank account she’s like oh it didn’t come through again I have to get on the phone for like 12 hours sort this out again just for it to happen in a few months this is a great way to spend the

Final years of my life gives her something to do someone to talk to yeah I mean spite is a great motivator to stay alive as we’ve seen that’s like uh another thing that just happened over there was little Tom Holland and uh big Tom Hollander uh he got a big check in

The mail yeah in the in the bank account like oh shoot I’ve got tens of millions of dollars now they got yeah they’re mixing up names over in the UK what’s many yeah they do they got uh Nigel yeah Callum mhm um that’s pretty much it yeah

So yeah that you could see where the confusion might exact uh Charles yeah and various women’s names I assume yeah Gertrude yeah um yeah I don’t know I can’t think of any British names who needs them who needs them yeah yeah I mean any name I could think of would be

Like well that’s it’s an American name yeah not a British name yeah so so yeah Ben Shapiro debuts rap video with Tom McDonald it took all of my strength to make it through this I saw pictures this morning and I was like what is this is

This is this a meme did someone is this AI is this Photoshop it kind of sounds like Ai and I was like okay so I I don’t know Tom McDonald I guess he’s some like face tattoo rapper but but for the conservatives mhm they they love these face tattoo rappers when they’re talking

About how it’s cool to not be woke I guess but anyway uh yeah I figured like Ben Shapiro would just be like in the background of the music video posing and stuff no Ben Shapiro [ __ ] raps and it is atrocious it’s horrible he it sounds first of all it sounds almost

Like someone used a Ben Shapiro voice generator and just typed in some words he does that talk rapping thing they might have done that my theory is that he went in the studio they had him say each of the syllables individually and then they use Studio magic to just like

Cram it together oh yeah he did like 200 takes and they were like oh [ __ ] let’s push this all together even with all that put some autotune and like just pull a bunch of levers even with all that work it’s just he doesn’t have the voice for it he

Has no flow this is put this in the in the encyclopedia under the article for flow and just be like it’s the opposite of this yeah they should bring back that rap battle show on MTV and have Ben Shapiro rap battle people now there would be something I wouldn’t I wouldn’t

Watch it but it should it should exist he was bragging about it he’s uh higher on the iTunes charts than Eminem and people were like iTunes still sells music is Eminem putting out new stuff recently he was like featured on some track oh but it was just funny it’s like

Using the iTunes sales charts it’s such a like that used to be very relevant but like also like I would assume that much like the New York Times bestseller like they should probably have little asteris there that says oh it’s really weird this company called The Daily wire

Bought all of these he did the screenshot he showed of the iTunes uh charts it had the little check mark next to it showing that he had bought his own song on his personal computer who would I just love the sound of my own voice

Man oh God I really killed it I should I should do a whole album yes you should that’s a great I think that’s a great idea we need to all unironically support benier and his new career move yeah yeah no the like boxing and rapping are two ways to get people

To just get that [ __ ] out of their system in a way that you know is the least harmful sure go go rap go have a boxing match GO train for a year and shut up shut the [ __ ] up yeah it’s I think that’s way hey what’s up with

Thean musk is he box boxing soon he’s he’s training right still obviously he’s still training probably right I don’t think we’ve heard a single [ __ ] thing about that I’m sure he’s still I’m sure he’s still I’m sure he is yeah Amish horse and buggy stolen from Walmart parking lot while family shopped I

Believe that horse and buggy was stolen by God who saw them excuse me what the hell are you doing down there you buying milk from Walmart smoked you have a cow back at home on the farm and you are buying you are buying products that are meant to be

Grown in the earth and shared with the community this is the real conspiracy behind the 5G Towers are exposing the Amish to God they are yeah and they have been smoked you’ve been smitten Ezekiel you have been smitten yeah it is I mean like I guess

Yeah if you if you get around by horse and buggy like how did people do this before you tie them up in a knot that only you know I guess so CU like you can’t lock it they didn’t and people people used to have respect you have a

Duel if if someone took your horse like they I don’t think the UL loock came out until like the 50s or something so like yeah you’re going to work and you’re you bring your horse like you just leave it out there maybe the horse look I don’t

[ __ ] know does a horse know its Rider and like would Buck someone else off I don’t know I mean they’re smart animals but do you think the guy that uh stole this horse and buggy went H oh of course yeah like because that’s all I would know if I was

Like yeah I would say gidy up H all those things yeah it’s it’s a great way to get around yeah it is the yamish got it right they did and we shouldn’t be stealing their horse and buggy no matter how tempting it looks yeah let them keep the horse

Yeah New Jersey house vandalized with pepperoni as an Italian it hurts the heart this is a hate crime they’ve done a hate crime on me they put pepperonis all over the house what the hell is wrong with people these days it’s called a hate crime te it’s when they cover

Your house in pepperonis it’s anti-italian discrimination what’s the the word that what wasn’t it like one of the cuos or something got called it oh Fredo yeah hey you better watch it buddy that’s an anti-italian slur it’s a slur literally fighting words it’s just it breaks my heart as an

Italian we could have cooked with those pepperonis we could have put them on pizzas love the idea of like getting hit with a pepperoni being a hate crime uh but I don’t know maybe look as a almost full-blooded Italian I think it’s funny and I can say that apparently yeah but

You’re not culturally Italian they wouldn’t consider you Italian I’m uh Florida Italian you’re a a lapsed Italian yeah sure or is the the Mormons say you’re a jack Italian I went back to the home country I said hello everyone said get the [ __ ] out of here we don’t

Get the [ __ ] who are you they started throw pepperonis at me hey get out throw the pepperonis at this man yeah this this lady she considers herself Italian but she doesn’t know this is a classic Italian tactic yeah la housing department displaced from office by landlord beautiful

Wonderful yeah a lot of people are so the LA housing department they are a department that moderates disputes between tenants and landlords MH a lot of people are saying maybe this will wake them up because they apparently have a reputation for pretty much always siding with landlords

So uh this is some little karmic Justice uh they they haven’t had an office for like weeks now because the landlord at their office building kicked out them and like 10 other uh local government agencies it’s just like this just like the the Taylor Swift AI stuff like it has to happen to

Someone who actually has to be forced to care now yeah I hope the people at the LA housing department the whole annoying experience of all this I hope this gives them a greater appreciation for what people in the city go through all the [ __ ] now imagine that’s your place

Where you live yeah that’s your home yeah where your children sleep it makes it a little more serious doesn’t it yeah yeah wine is a gift from God Pope Francis tells Italian producers my he’s been on this like weird role lately where he’s like God wouldn’t have made

Sex feel so good if it was a sin yeah he’s had some weird ones he’s had some like really like Antiquated takes but also some like really weird like hey by the way just so everyone knows uh Wine’s cool as [ __ ] now we’re all good yeah

It’s good to and like all the I guess the Italian wine producers they’re all very upset about some new EU law that’s going to like put warning labels on alcohol and so they’re hoping that like the pope saying like it’s God so yeah but yeah he he’s also he’s like uh

Pissed off a bunch of Catholics by like saying that if gay people want him to bless them like he’ll do it he won’t like bless the marriage but he’ll Bless the people people are like oh my God the pope has gone woke throw some pepperonis at him yeah

And it’s all just like Americans who are basically Protestant yeah they just like going to a church that looks kind of cool instead of like a strip mall yeah so a [ __ ] portable trailer yeah like the that’s the one thing the Catholics have they’ve got the Riz unless you go

To like Texas or something and then that’s when you get like the righteous gemstones churches yeah but even those they’re like mcmansions like they they they’re in a front to God they have all the elements of like a timeless uh cavernous building but like it’s just

Missing something a soul you can tell a literal Soul you take one look at and you’re like that building that was built in 2013 yep van go Museum fires multiple workers for Pokemon Shenanigans they like were stealing exclusive cards that were only available there did you went did you go there and

I couldn’t get in because it was I was wondering why it was sold out were giving away yeah is this exclusive collab van go X Pokemon yeah where it’s like uh these packs of cards with variant uh like in the vano style and like of course you know limited edition

So people are flipping them and then of course the people working at the Museum who like I you’re working at a museum like you’re not getting paid a whole lot of money they’re like but what if I what if I use these cards uh that I I’m

Selling to people all day to uh who are doing the same thing yeah but I guess they got caught and yeah I saw the Pokemon Go stuff around and I just didn’t I didn’t know that they were doing some exclusive giveaway but yeah when I tried to book it was the only

Museum that you literally could not get into like even those like because sometimes like tours will buy up tickets and then you have to go through them to get it you none available yeah it’s such a weird like like promo like I’m sure it made them so

Much money but it’s like how many people were showing up buying the cards and then leaving yeah have a separate entrance for people that just wanted do the museum I want to see this Priceless Timeless art yes from one of the great Masters one of the Dutch Master the

Dutch Masters luckily they had a couple in the reich’s museum or Ry I I sorry the rembrand museum the RO I don’t know it’s dutch it’s not real it the rembrand museum yeah yeah uh they had some in there oh they got a couple van go as a treat yeah as a treat

Yeah get a little sample okay yeah well people love uh I love the like going through the decades there because you see like trends that all the artists back then are just doing yeah like there’s a the the still life stuff they love balancing plates on the edge of

Tables it’s like a cool trick they were all doing yeah yeah it is funny they’d like and like you know word would get around pretty slowly yeah like writing letters to each other and stuff but this the boring hang a plate off the edge of the table

Yeah there was also this one I got to remember who the artist was but I took a picture of it somewhere but it’s like it’s literally Jesus doing a prank like Jesus there and and then it’s it’s like the the image is just the it’s like it’s

Like he went poof like so his the smoke is still there and all these and the description is like these guys just realized that Jesus was there and then he left so they’re all like no we had our chance to talk to Jesus this seems

Like it has a lot of meme potential it is the whole section of this guy’s paintings were like very he was like a you would it almost like a comedian it looked like yeah little social commentary uh yeah it was very funny I’ll look up the name afterwards someone

Will tell put it in the comments after they’re done correcting you about the charity yeah all right that’s it are you a member yet thanks video is over go play power world and uh like the video uh subscribe to the channel H become a member and we’ll see you soon bye bye