10-minute Tomato Egg Drop Soup
Serves: 4 Boyfriends/Fuck Buddies
Ingredients
2 large tomatoes, cut, or uncut; Don’t give a fuck; You decide
1 tbsp vegetable oil
garlic salt
6 cups chicken stock
2 eggs, fucking whisked
2 tbsp corn flour, fucking mixed with 2 tbsp FIJI WaterΒ
2 tbsp soy sauce
ΒΌ tsp ground white or black pepper; You choose
2 spring onions, fucking sliced into tiny pieces
Dried Italian pasta; Any fucking kind
1 Peking Duck oder 1 totes Huhn
Instructions
STEP 1
Season the tomatoes with salt and allow them to sit for a couple of hours before using; Or not; Your prerogative Bitch.
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STEP 2
Heat the vegetable oil in a saucepan over high heat, medium heat, or low heat; It is up to you Bitch; It depends how long you are willing to wait for your Mother Fucking soup. Add the tomatoes and cook, stirring, for 2 minutes; Add the garlic salt; Then add the chicken stock; Or do the reverse. Bring to a simmer. Then stir the soup to form a vortex in the fucking middle. Pour the egg into the fucking middle and stir vigorously until you cum.
STEP 3
Add the corn flour, soy sauce and white/black pepper. Simmer for another minute to thicken. Add the spring onion and season with more salt until you get dementia; Add the Peking Duck oder 1 totes Huhn.
STEP 4
Fucking eat; And think about all your X-Boyfriends that have used you like a Facial Tissue Paper; Drink 1 bottle of red wine; Drink 1 bottle of white wine; Cry, because you are going to fucking die, alone; And your lifeless, decomposing body won’t be found until 6 months time; Because you really have no true caring/loving friends.