This Pizza Spoke To Me On A Very Primal Level #shorts #onebite #daveportnoy #pizza
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46 Comments
Knew it was an 8.1 before the video started. Jesus man, 8.1 is a rookie score nowadays. Not even trying anymore
It looks good
Try Diraimo in Huntington
Dude sounds like he has a culture deficiency.
Fuck that looks good
Bruh he's so boring now everything is 8.1…I'm not American but everything can't be 8.1 or 7.9 wtf
It would be an 8.7 three years ago
Is literally every good pizza an 8.1 now? This looks like an easy 8.6+
Love you Dave I lost my father a few weeks ago he and I used to share your vids with each other take care god bless
For the people saying this shits old to people acting like theyre dumb it says NEW on shorts so maybe you should tell HIM to not reupload shit
Yesterday.
It's probably an 8.3. But bro doesn't like hippies. Everyone knows the rules
💯 8.8 pizza Scotty
That looks better than 8.1.
Eh… to me, the crust shouldnt sound like a saltine cracker
Looks great but I avoid park slope like the plague.
The lady in the back was enjoying this moment 😂😂
Would love to see more 8.5’s and above. Not really sure how every good looking pizza is an 8.1 or 8.2
Too crunchy sounding. Sounds and looks like they got old window pizza reheated for that extra blackened crunch.
Time for Dave to retire
That's an easy 8.7. The crunch alone took it over the .5 mark…
Dude looks like he's never been inside a gym…. Made the right business move.
Stick with the stuff you know bud.
Lived in park slope long time n I loved smiling pizza. ..you know that pizza was talking to you ❤❤❤ never had DOP pizza 🍕 always had smiling pizza on 7th ave
Only 1 bite….proceeds to take 5 bites
Solid 8.5 💯💯💯
Was expecting an 8.8 or 8.9
That's a high 8.
2017 dave would have given that a 8.4 at the very least
The amount of people in every comment section that insist on arguing that someone got their own opinion wrong blows my mind
No way that was an 8.1 😮
Open a gym next door..eat pizza then work it off 🤯
Another 8.1. They are all 8.1. Dave has become a joke
The lady in the back knew she was on camera and was trying to play it cool😂
Thanks for saying where you are & the name of the place!
8.5 easy
Dave be shit with his ratings.. minimum thats a 9.0
Looked perfect ❤
8.1??? Ive seen you rate so many far worse pizzas at 8.1
Dave getting lazy…feels like heat stuck on 8.1…..maybe just getting tired of cheese pizza 😢
8.1 everyone knows the rules
Park Slope hasn't been a "hippie neighborhood" since 1985. It's all "progressive" white collar professionals and their kids. These are the white and Asian people who cosigned "white guys for Kamala", enthusiastically read Kendi and Coates, and sent their kids to provate schools during covid while supporting prolonged public school closures for poor kids.
jucking few
Everyone saying it "looks" like an easy 8.5 or so, but you can't see the taste of the sauce, etc… in the video.
That’s definitely a 8.3!!!
Just by the looks and sounds of this pizza alone deserves a higher grade than an 8.1. I would have gone 8.5 just on the looks and the crunch sound w/o even a bite. After taking a bite I can guarantee something over 9.0 at least.
Lowballed