Option 1: BURGER FOR LIFE
You’re locked into the burger lifestyle forever.
• Every day? Burger.
• Every holiday? Burger.
• Your birthday cake? A burger stacked like a wedding tower.
• Your friends eating sushi? Too bad — you’re unwrapping a burger like it’s a rare Pokémon card.
• You travel to Italy? They hand you a burger with a disappointed look.
• You try to order something else? The waiter glitches like an NPC and respawns holding a burger.
You become The Burger Person™.
People don’t even ask your name anymore — they just say, “Yo, that’s the burger guy.”
Option 2: PIZZA FOR LIFE
You enter the eternal pizza timeline.
• Breakfast? Pizza.
• Midnight snack? Pizza.
• You’re at a fancy restaurant? They slide you a pizza on a silver platter.
• You go to a wedding? Everyone gets cake — you get a personal pan pizza with your name written in pepperoni.
• You try to eat a salad? The universe slaps it out of your hand and replaces it with a slice.
You become The Pizza Prophet, walking around smelling like melted cheese and destiny.
🤔 So… which one are you choosing for the rest of your life?
Burger Gang or Pizza Nation?
This is the kind of question that destroys friendships, breaks families, and makes your chat go feral.