On today’s show: Generation Wars, Meet The Neighbors, Road Rage Stories, The Best Of Klein. Ally. Show. Commercials, & more!
Plus:
– Your chance to see Turnstile in Lisbon, Portugal for stop #4 of KROQ’s Mile High Club
– A pair of tickets to the world premiere of Crime 101
– Passes to see the cast of Shrinking at Paleyfest
00:00 – Intro
03:08 – Jake the Nerd’s Super Bowl Quest – An update on Jake’s pathetic GoFundMe to get himself a ticket to see his Seattle Seahawks in the Super Bowl.
10:44 – Ally Knows The News
11:41 – News: Dozens of Los Angeles eateries are being closed due to vermin and rodent infestations.
12:01 – News: An update on the prime suspect in the missing person case involving Savannah Guthrie’s mom.
12:14 – News: Pizza Hut is closing over 250 underperforming locations.
12:30 – News: Who is singing the National Anthem at this year’s big game?
12:52 – News: Nike is facing a discrimination probe regarding its workers.
16:23 – The Psychology of Road Rage – Why are Southern Californians so good at road rage + share listener freak-out stories.
23:55 – A.D.D. News: Robot Uprising – An AI-only social network called “Moltbook” where bots are organizing against humans.
28:02 – A.D.D. News: Jim Irsay Auction – The massive auction of Jim Irsay’s memorabilia collection, includes Kurt Cobain’s guitar and the “Wilson” volleyball.
29:40 – A.D.D. News: Jill Biden’s Ex-Husband – An update on Jill Biden’s ex-husband being arrested.
32:48 – Klein’s Side Hustle Fail – Klein recaps his forced resolution to try side hustles, including a disastrous attempt at selling mystery pallet items on Whatnot.
40:26 – Klein’s Weird Cameo Requests – Klein shares the strange and insulting requests he is receiving on Cameo as part of his side hustle resolution.
43:02 – Generation Wars – Representatives from Gen Z, Millennials, Gen X, and Boomers battle it out for generational dominance.
58:32 – A.D.D. News: Drunk Driver Dance Off – A wild car chase in LA ended with a suspect dancing for the police helicopter.
01:00:01 – A.D.D. News: Worst Airline Passengers – Flight attendants reveal that Premium Economy passengers are actually the most demanding class on the plane.
01:01:56 – A.D.D. News: Chipotle Nachos – Chipotle officially adds nachos to the menu in an attempt to win back the “Chipotle Boys.”
01:06:11 – Jakes Supa Bowl GoFundMe update.
01:07:59 – Ally’s TV Buying Struggle
01:15:24 – Prop Bet: First Commercial – Betting on what the very first commercial airing after the National Anthem will be.
01:20:30 – Prop Bet: Gatorade Color – Locking in predictions for the color of the Gatorade that will be dumped on the winning coach.
01:22:10 – Johnny Doesn’t Know: Wine Week – Johnny drinks some white Zinfandel for “Wine Week” while preparing to answer basic knowledge questions.
01:22:44 – Johnny Doesn’t Know: Palindromes
01:28:54 – Klein’s “Derm Dude” Commercial – A listen back to a rejected audition Klein did for a ball cream company called “Derm Dude.”
01:32:30 – A.D.D. News
01:34:27 – A.D.D. News: Olympic Crotch Gate – A scandal involving ski jumpers modifying their crotch area for better aerodynamics.
01:35:53 – A.D.D. News: Sha’Carri Speeding – Audio of Olympian Sha’Carri Richardson getting pulled over for excessive speeding in Florida.
01:37:34 – A.D.D. News: Curling Power Outage – A power outage interrupts the mixed doubles curling event at the Winter Olympics in Milan.
01:38:42 – A.D.D. News: Record Store Day – The list of exclusive vinyl releases for the upcoming Record Store Day is revealed featuring: K Pop Demon Hunters, Pink Floyd, Madonna, Weezer, Paramore, Muse, Fall Out Boy, and more.
01:39:25 – Omar’s Moment of Mindfulness – Omar delivers a questionable “mindfulness” quote from the movie Shawshank Redemption.
01:42:56 – Theory: Four True Loves – New research claims humans are capable of having four true loves at once, including pets and sports teams.
01:47:10 – Ally’s Tesla Repair Bill – Ally receives a shocking repair estimate for her Tesla live on air, sparking a debate on whether to fix it or dump it.
01:51:17 – Peak Athletic Performance – Listeners call in to share their glory days, from high school football sacks to trampoline dodgeball championships.
01:59:50 – Takeaways
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9 Comments
Shirts off!!
I missed this one but ally didn’t miss a day of looking so great!
Am I tripping or does Klein sound nasally as fugh
That was me as the Gen Z contender for generational wars. Man these questions were for the old ppl, a couple weeks ago the questions were in Gen Z/millennial’s favor lol
manager Esmee: You have to sort of feel people
Outwardly, divorce proceedings, privately, true love👴🏿🧕🏻
I was so invested in the TV size talks 😂
1:25:34
Race Car always comes to mind when I think of a palindrome lol
Boob was a new one ! Haha
Love you KAS
Free the nips!! Nips backwards is spin btw. Not a palindrome but Johnny wouldn’t know the difference anyway.
The Klein & Ally morning show is an absolute breath of fresh air! Their chemistry is effortless, making you feel like you’re just hanging out with funny, insightful friends. It’s the perfect blend of sharp wit, relatable stories, and high energy—honestly the best way to kickstart your brain and your mood every morning. Clear your presets; this is the only show you need!