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What’s the most expensive thing on the menu? How about a Michelin star dinner on a private yacht in the middle of the ocean—Miami Vice-style. 🌴 Welcome to ArkHaus, Miami’s only private members-only dining club on the water. For $$$ per person (plus tax & tip 😅), you’re picked up by boat and whisked away to a 50-foot solar-powered yacht for a luxurious French tasting menu by Le Jardinier.

From sweet pea velouté and olive oil poached halibut to American wagyu and decadent chocolate pistachio mousse—this meal was next level. Was it worth the price? Let’s just say… I felt like James Bond and Tom Cruise at the same time. 😎

Tap in for the full experience—tasting, ambiance, and brutally honest ratings. You’ve never seen fine dining like this.

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31 Comments

  1. Weird ass homie
    On South Side
    Stay Out Of L.A
    We will catch you
    Playing this person your not m, looking down on others 😂☠️
    Lemme catch you in L.A ☠️😂

  2. So u get a ride on a boat (“yacht”. Excuse me😅)
    a table spoons of food on a few different dishes for 400$!!?? lol. DEFINITELY WEALTH

    ‘cause a regular dude wants a whole meal😂😉

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