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Italy vs Egypt | 2025 Food World Cup (Round of 16)
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Italy vs Egypt | 2025 Food World Cup (Round of 16)

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Welcome to the 2025 Food World Cup where the best teams in the world battle each other to find out which country has the best cuisine in the world.

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  7. @τεράστιοςΒασιλιάς369

    The Chaotic Macbeth Parody: A Novel of Absolute Madness
    Chapter 1: The Pizza Prophecy
    The air crackled with an unnatural energy as three shadowy figures stood huddled over a bubbling cauldron. Their faces illuminated by the sickly green glow of artificial streetlights, they stirred their concoction with exaggerated theatrics, their voices echoing through the night.
    Baburao (Witch 1): "Arre! Yeh kya ho raha hai? Pizza delivery ka ek chamatkari potion ban raha hai!"
    Shyam (Witch 2): "Haan, suna hai jo is potion ko peeyega, woh billionaire ban jayega!"
    Raju (Witch 3): "Lekin iske liye ek secret ingredient chahiye – ‘Mozzarella Ka Phool!’"
    A crack of lightning split the sky, and from the neon-drenched ruins of Cyber-Scotland emerged Macbeth (Dhruv Rathee), clutching his smartphone. His eyes darted across the screen as he tracked his pizza delivery in real-time.
    Macbeth: "Yeh supernatural pizza order accha hai ya bura? Agar bura hai toh mujhe 30 minutes ka delivery guarantee kyun mila?!"
    As if summoned by the sheer weight of his dilemma, a strange figure materialized behind him—Makima (Chainsaw Man). Holding a slice of pizza in one hand and a mysterious contract in the other, she smiled eerily.
    Makima: "Sign this, Macbeth. You will become the Pizza King. No one will ever challenge your toppings again."
    Macbeth hesitated, his fingers twitching near the screen.
    Macbeth: "Kya yeh mere samne wala pizza cutter hai? Handle mere haath ki taraf hai?"
    Makima: "Yes, Macbeth. Take it. And remember… pineapple on pizza is a sin."
    At that moment, Lady Macbeth (Deepak Kalal) burst into the room, draped in a sequin-covered cape, performing exaggerated Bollywood-style dance moves.
    Lady Macbeth: "Jo unhein nasha kar raha hai, woh mujhe bhi nasha kar raha hai! MERE SHARIR MEIN AG LAG GAYI HAI!"
    Meanwhile, in the royal banquet hall, Thomas Shelby (Peaky Blinders) and Patrick Bateman (American Psycho) were locked in a heated debate over the aesthetic value of different pizza toppings.
    Thomas Shelby: "If anyone touches my pizza without permission, they will not see another sunrise."
    Patrick Bateman: "Your pizza lacks refinement. It’s… grotesquely unbalanced."
    Across the room, Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Virat Kohli were arguing about the superiority of their respective nations’ pizza.
    Messi: "Argentina’s pizza is the best. It has passion, culture, and Lionel Messi toppings."
    Ronaldo: "No, Portugal’s pizza is superior. It’s just like me—unstoppable and full of sauce."
    Virat Kohli: "Bhai, main vegan hoon. Mujhse yeh sab mat pooch."
    The ground rumbled as Andrew Tate rode into the scene in a Bugatti, launching into an aggressive monologue.
    Andrew Tate: "Listen up, beta males. Real men eat steak, not pizza. Also, if you don’t own a Bugatti, you don’t get an opinion on toppings."
    Suddenly, an elite trio of billionaires—Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Bill Gates—appeared via drone delivery.
    Elon Musk: "Starlink will ensure that pizza reaches any point on the globe in under five minutes."
    Jeff Bezos: "Amazon Prime Air will drop it in three minutes."
    Bill Gates: "Have you considered Microsoft Teams Pizza Delivery? It comes with a Clippy tutorial."
    As if the chaos wasn’t enough, Mr. Bean sneaked in, stole an entire pizza, and hid under the banquet table, stuffing slices into his jacket.
    In another corner of the room, two legendary minds—Nikola Tesla and Albert Einstein—were having a furious debate about the physics of pizza delivery.
    Tesla: "AC current will revolutionize pizza ovens!"
    Einstein: "But have you considered the relativity of pizza freshness? If a pizza moves at the speed of light, will it ever truly be hot?"
    Meanwhile, in a dimly lit corner, L (Death Note) and Kira (Light Yagami) stared at each other, tension thick in the air.
    L: "Macbeth… is he Kira?"
    Kira: "If my pizza has pineapple, I’ll write my own name in the Death Note."
    At another table, the four Blackpink lesbians—Jennie, Lisa, Rosé, and Jisoo—were enjoying their meal quietly, unfazed by the madness.
    Jennie: "This is exactly why we only eat in secret."
    Lisa: "Also, pineapple on pizza should be a punishable offense."
    Just when it seemed like the scene couldn’t get any more absurd, Mr. Beast burst into the hall with a giant cheque in hand.
    Mr. Beast: "Whoever eats the most slices wins $10,000!"
    The entire room erupted into absolute chaos. Plates were thrown, pizza slices flew through the air like ninja stars, and the banquet table collapsed under the sheer weight of the ultimate food war.
    Somewhere in the distance, the faint voice of Hindustani Bhau (as the Porter) could be heard.
    Hindustani Bhau: "Banchod, chhodo sab! Yeh kya ho raha hai yahan?! Main Hindustani Bhau hoon! Pizza delivery kab tak ho raha hai, mujhe batao!"
    As the dust settled, a lone figure stood amidst the wreckage.
    It was Macbeth (Dhruv Rathee), still holding his phone, watching in horror as his pizza delivery timer counted down to zero.
    Macbeth: "Mere 30-minute delivery guarantee ka kya hua?!"
    Somewhere, beyond the mortal realm, Sexspeare himself was rolling in his grave.
    THE END… OR IS IT?
    (To be continued in 'The Pizza Wars: A Sequel of Unmatched Absurdity')

  13. @stiqioy

    As an Egyptian studying my ancient language i can confirm its mw3t (the 3 is supposed to be a voiced pharyngeal fricative, not the actual number 3)

  14. @msh6735

    “Mediterranean peoples can’t handle spice the same way Asians do”
    North Africans/Maghreb : hold my harissa

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