Seriously astonishing when a flipping wage slave feels the need to be pretentious. No I don't give a damn that the dish I ordered goes best with wine, now bring me what I actually ordered or I'll dye your uniform "vintage red"
Ffs you could be sitting down at a Cafe and you get some twat acting like he's working for a Michelin star chef.
As an Italian, cannot agree more. Motherfuckers are pretentious assholes when it comes to food. i have a really picky friend who eats plain pasta and olive oil almost everyday, one day we went to a sandwich store in Florence, they had a menu for the sandwiches but at the bottom it said ''make it yourself'' so my friend told the sandwich maker to make him one with only sausage and rocket salad, and this absolute fucking asshole started making the sandwich while getting mad at my friend saying shit like ''THIS SELECTION IS SOMETHING A RABBIT WOULD PICK'' ''IM WASTING A HIGH QUALITY SAUSAGE OVER THIS SHIT'' mind you he already paid for the sandwich, and mid way he was making the sandwich he just stopped and said ''I refuse to sell you this garbage'' the cashier had to get mad with the chef because he was being an absolute asshole for no reason, and only after all that mess, my friend finally got that damn sandwich. Italians just likes to get assmad about food because they think it's part of our quirky stereotypical character, unlike any other country who usually get offended by stereotypical depictions, Italians jerk themselves off to the idea of being viewed as the fucking italian chef from the simpsons.
Also i really don't understand how motherfuckers get so mad about pineapple on pizza when we literally put prosciutto on slices of Melon and pear with parmesan, like how is that any different? oh right, because pizza is like our sacred food and we have to gatekeep that shit, and if someone from another country tries to create something new with our plates we just start screaming like monkeys, alright italians.
It’s so funny they act like they are so superior because of food that isn’t even theirs pizza is Greek and pasta is Japanese and they try to talk down to people like shut TF up you greasy haired little tiny imps you can’t even grow to real man height LOL
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Yeah, Wops are the fuckin worst.
Comments are Reddit level muh Italians bad and le funny and don’t have good food but muh Chinese and Japanese etc is good
Whats "abunga bungatime" mean
So safe edgy. Whats next mocking the french?
Seriously astonishing when a flipping wage slave feels the need to be pretentious. No I don't give a damn that the dish I ordered goes best with wine, now bring me what I actually ordered or I'll dye your uniform "vintage red"
Ffs you could be sitting down at a Cafe and you get some twat acting like he's working for a Michelin star chef.
"Do you know how we pair drinks with food? Pint."
As an American Wisconsinite, this hits perfectly.
Love the hat
I do think Italians need to calm down on people experimenting or creating new variations of Italian dishes.
🎶I spend all day breaking pasta every way. 🎶
British food is best food.
Simple as.
Yea Italians are pretty pretentious, the French are worse though because they're pretentious and their food is 💩
As an Italian, cannot agree more. Motherfuckers are pretentious assholes when it comes to food.
i have a really picky friend who eats plain pasta and olive oil almost everyday, one day we went to a sandwich store in Florence, they had a menu for the sandwiches but at the bottom it said ''make it yourself'' so my friend told the sandwich maker to make him one with only sausage and rocket salad, and this absolute fucking asshole started making the sandwich while getting mad at my friend saying shit like ''THIS SELECTION IS SOMETHING A RABBIT WOULD PICK'' ''IM WASTING A HIGH QUALITY SAUSAGE OVER THIS SHIT'' mind you he already paid for the sandwich, and mid way he was making the sandwich he just stopped and said ''I refuse to sell you this garbage'' the cashier had to get mad with the chef because he was being an absolute asshole for no reason, and only after all that mess, my friend finally got that damn sandwich.
Italians just likes to get assmad about food because they think it's part of our quirky stereotypical character, unlike any other country who usually get offended by stereotypical depictions, Italians jerk themselves off to the idea of being viewed as the fucking italian chef from the simpsons.
Also i really don't understand how motherfuckers get so mad about pineapple on pizza when we literally put prosciutto on slices of Melon and pear with parmesan, like how is that any different? oh right, because pizza is like our sacred food and we have to gatekeep that shit, and if someone from another country tries to create something new with our plates we just start screaming like monkeys, alright italians.
My man says what all north west european countries all think.
Bunga Bunga happened in 2010
🇮🇱s redditor E-kittens coming in strong in this comment section, I see.
It’s so funny they act like they are so superior because of food that isn’t even theirs pizza is Greek and pasta is Japanese and they try to talk down to people like shut TF up you greasy haired little tiny imps you can’t even grow to real man height LOL
Pasta is shit food.
Greek is the superior Mediterranean place for food
I’d be a hater too if my country’s best food was sheep’s anus and soggy peas
Imagine a comment section on an online carbonara recipe but in real life. Thats italy
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The side profile, hysterical laughter is giving off Shane Gillis' uncle with down syndrome vibes.
I happily break my noodles every time.
Italians are just Mooleys that wish they were white.
Naturally, Americans took the blueprint and made it better: we invented pizza 🍕
Italy birth place of gypsies true fact
Beer with food it's just the way it is why is anyone questioning it?
Serbs eating meat and drinking high percentage plum brandy is the way to eat.
Dankula is an alcoholic and his wife divorced him lmao