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it would be cool to die in France I was just there in France I was just in Italy last week no you weren’t yeah no you weren’t I was [ __ ] I swear doing what just chilling for real yeah just a few days how come I didn’t know about this I don’t know why do you keep secrets from me that’s not a secret do you know if I was in Italy you’d know I was in Italy I don’t think I would if I was there for like 3 days what were you doing for three days just hanging out [ __ ] I swear what did you do who did you go with did you bring the boys no you just went by yourself no I Christina wait you and Christina went to Italy and did what tell me about this trip that I don’t believe happened we just went and uh ate you and landed in Rome okay you land in Rome okay where I where would I land uh Milan keep going we didn’t fly to Milan I know but that’s where everyone lands keep going this is why I’m poking holes in this story there no holes what did you have what did you have Italian food okay did you drink wine no I had a glass

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  1. “If I was in Italy you’d know I was in Italy” yes Bert, because you’d have a full scale camera crew documenting the whole thing so you can monetize it 😂

  2. It's hard to keep enjoying these dipshits after they've become unfathomably wealthy, I'm happy for their success, but the funny comes from struggle. I don't even smile at these anymore.

  3. -It would be cool to die in France
    -I was just there (He was not in France, he was in a different country)

  4. Are you guys aware Bert Kreisher got a kidney transplant few years ago that belong led to a 7 year old girl in Brazil

  5. Nothing, went to Italy coo. You and your wife did nothing, di the same things you do at home., Brand and sponsorship pulled… high on own supply, canceled. 😊

  6. Wow, this is relatable content and so funny. It’s a good thing society is all fat stupid and gay now or else you guys would be poor as shit.

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