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no it’s not you Boston I was having fun paying in the snow and now you’ve ruined it like a pizza place ruins of salad okay four pizzas and a salad salad how do you make a salad first you throw in the whole head of lettuce even the hadid white part at the bottom that’s what the people want now what else I got a can of whole black olives should I slice them up what are you crazy no you keep them whole you’re gonna want to know you’ve got an olive in your mouth what about this tomato cut it into thirds it should be big enough to pretend you’ve got red teeth how about this carrot should I cut it up yes but very thin lengthwise the whole length of the carrot one thin slice okay what else do we got well we got these hot peppers but you can’t really eat them no problem dump them all in now shall we put it in a bowl no let’s put it in a lasagna tray okay great I’ll take it oh and make sure to stick it right on top of the pizza so it stays nice and warm hello every pizza place
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Who orders salad at a pizza place?
Firstly who in the hell orders salad from a pizza place?!
They forgot the little cubes of cheese with taste and texture of polystyrene
I was in NYC with my girlfriend and we went to this hole in the wall NYC pizzeria the real greasy slices that you fold and eat while your walking kind of pizza slice. my girlfriend ordered a salad and the guy in the pizzeria laughed in her face. It was awesome. The real New York City experience. Even though we live 27 miles away apparently she didn’t realize that New York City pizzerias don’t serve salad.
They should have also put in this.
"Now give them just four of the smallest croutons we have for the whole salad, and have them at the bottom of the lasagna tray covored by all the wet veges we did not drain right."
"Won't that make them hard to find and soggy?"
"No its like treasure hunt, and they love soggy croutons."
Oh god after seeing this I looked up salad at Pizza places and it turned out to be true lol! They throwing in whole olives and those tomato chunks are way too big 😅
Ok but those peppers are fucking amazing lol
Spot on…
"Do they want salt?"
"Of course, just coat the lettuce with salt, but only the lettuce!"
Guy 1: and make sure to add mustard and ranch.
Guy 2: but what if our customer hates mustard and ranch?
Guy 1: (beep) the customer. Condiments are obligatory. This is a pizza place, not a family house hold.
Why are you ordering salad from a pizza place, Seth?
anyone who orders salad from a pizza place deserves this for ordering a damn from a pizza place
it takes 5 minutes to make your own salad and it's 100% cheaper as well
Who doesn't love Italian stereotypes?
Where’s the entire bottle of ranch soaking the rest of the ingredients?
Same over here in Germany
Too be fair, who buys a salad at a pizza place. Whatever happens with that salad is on you at that point.
Man, even in Europe.
I love pepperoncinis
Imagine how many Italians are pissed of just by watching this
If you look at the thumbnail and squint your eyes, it looks like a frame from a Bob’s Burgers episode.
He meant every Greek-style pizza place in Massachusetts
Definitely every uk pizza place salad your best off cooking your own salad at home
“No problem, dump em all in!”
So true. Don't forget enough vinegar to kill an elephant.
I always eat the hot peppers.
"This is the bit that made us reevaluate and do better…" – No Pizza Place Ever 🍕 🥗
The aluminium container was spot on. I always wondered why they do that…?!
Why drink right now?
This happened in real life😂😂😂😂
This is so fucking accurate lmfao
Hmmm being in Italy and America. There is some weird fucking white people food in America. Get your shit together amerixa
I don’t really get the joke. A fair amount of pizza places I’ve eaten at have decent salads.
It’s your fault for ordering salad from a pizza joint. Just get pizza you schmuck.
It's an international problem!
I worked at a Papa Johns and my managers NUMBER ONE CONCERN with all catering salads was that the tomatoes all were cut in thirds and layered up top.
I can't imagine getting salads from pizza places often enough (or knowing enough people who do) to figure out this is a common experience. But I suspect it may've been something he noticed if he often arranged for delivery/catering at the studio, since you typically order a bit of everything for a larger group. I remember a friend ordering a salad once and it literally did come with the nub. 🤣 At least it hasn't just happened to him.
Don’t forget the ranch dressing that they add right away so it gets all soggy! And the stale croutons
Romaine lettuce must have brown edges and smells like wet socks
Perfect New England salad from a Greek pizza joint
I long for the days when Pizza Hut had waitresses and a salad bar.
I don't remember when this came out but last night I ordered a salad with my pizza. Opened the damn lasagna tray and immediately thought of this. So pissed
Ordering salad from a pizza place is the same as ordering a well done steak from a steak place. What are you even doing there?
This actually sounds yummy
This is very relatable but from my experience at a pizza place they wouldn’t throw in the whole lettuce 😂
This is spot on, but i love a pizza place salad
It’s true
Hey, you order a salad at a pizza place, you get what you deserve
BUT YUUUUUYUU 🤣
I got a salad yesterday that was the worst food I had in years… shreded everything to bits and chicken stonecold and hard as croutons. I really lost it and yelled at them so long till I got my money back. Like common it's not that hard to make a fresh & delicouse salad and you still make tons of profit. I'm so triggered
I can confirm as someone who has extensively worked at 2 pizza places, this is not only how the salads are made, but a good majority of the personalities of the people there.