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Adam Ray is a comedian, actor, and podcast host known for his quick wit, infectious energy, and hilarious takes on everyday life. With standout roles in TV shows and films, and as the host of the popular “About Last Night” podcast, Adam has carved a unique niche in the comedy world. His dynamic stage presence and relatable humor make him a favorite among fans and peers alike.

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Ray is my last name so first of all Rachel is what they were thinking because Rachel Ray yeah and I’ll take it from here but I think that there’s something about um my special uh you grab it you twist it you bop it You’ seen the commercial St you want to tone it down or not girls love to know just I wonder how many different ways I could be stabbed right now oh my bad he said my bad after he threw up into his mouth she’s like why is your nose bleeding I was like during a visit to a strip club in Amsterdam yeah I don’t know if I should keep reading in here we pour whis whis whis whis whis you were that creature in the ginger beard sturdy and ginger like that the ginger Jean is a cured gingers are beautiful you owe me $5 for the whiskey $75 with the horse gingers oh hell no this whiskey is excellent Ginger I like gingers ladies and gentlemen welcome back to Whiskey Ginger my guest today is one of my favorite people on earth I say there for all my guest my meeting once again today it is the return of Adam Ray he’s here in the studio good to be back Kyrie Irving’s shoes took him off for a bit when Kyrie said Jews uh will not replace us what did he say what did he really say he retweeted a a a Nazi doc which hey man who hasn’t but he did it early morning when everyone was online so everybody saw it and he got a couple retweets big people noticed it I think you know so many things are Lost in Translation when I think I don’t even know what the documentary was but it was Bas people jumped on it and were like Kyrie hates Jews and then he said something about I think they doubled down and was like something something black people it just it got weird so then I was like and I’ll put on the Sean km again and then he took out a gun in a mall parking lot in Tacoma and I was like and we’re going to the vlot deok flipflops because it sing it up dude bro it’s it’s these athletes are making it hard for you to just wear shoes dude I know Barefoot dude go barefoot I could there was a kid in my high school his name was actually I’m going to let you guess what his name was like a Theo bit there was this one dude man he used to go barefoot he walk on glass in front of us dude y man we called him a crinkly toe G crinkly toes crinkly toes but that’s just cuz he had uh crinkly he had arthritis at age 10 yeah man but actually that’s because his dad was a his dad was a goat but anyway man that’s what it is who’s a kid in high school you’re going to say somebody walk around I you guys his name but he uh was barefoot and he was tall and he was my first taste of a hippie kid I’m in high school this kid’s 6’5 long gold CH Donaldson Chad Donaldson not far give me um give me H how do we do this uh uh nifkin uhv starts with an no no I want you to think cool oh oh o Ry oy Auto that was him man no shoes o no he his name was uh he wore he wore a flannel with no shirt necklaces no shoes long like hippie pants and he had long hair and he [ __ ] everybody say would be including the teachers he’s the man this guy Orion o Ryan what a cool dude he was where is he now where are they now can I tell you something I was just talking about this the other day I want to do a where are they now high school high school yeah the amount of people and last time I was on uh my favorite pod whiskey Ginge I was mentioning stories from the past and you always bust my balls cuz you’re like saying the full name again and I’m like yeah you got I always say the full name and uh if I knew Orion’s last name I would pimp him out but but there are so many people that I had to bring it up and I’m like I can’t find him on Facebook there was a girl named Jenny Taylor shout out in fourth grade her parents were scientists that came in to teach uh a science lesson twice a year and they were one of them looked like David The Gnome uh Google it if you don’t a tiny little healthy man with a beard and even talk like a little gnome and the mom was nesque as well and they were both like 5 feet tall just a a one and a half Brad Williams and Jenny thought she was a cat I don’t know what they fed her probably Kibbles and bits and she in class I’d say 2 hours out of every school day would out of nowhere or the teacher would call on her and she go and just wouldn’t answer back and then one day she scratched rip Mrs McQuay and I’ve never laughed harder since she killed Mrs McQuay scratched just from a scratch oh no sorry R I said rip before things Adam you can’t do that people think you scratched her to death I mean would be very [ __ ] a student just scratching someone to death but imagine seeing a kid I’m in fifth grade it was a fourth F split she’s in fourth grade and is my again the same way Orion was my first taste of a hippie kid in high school that [ __ ] everybody you know here I’m trying to do my best I’m like I’m trying to be hey maybe I’ll do jokes or memorize an in sync dance to perform at the dance with my Filipino friend right and here comes Jenny Taylor acting like a [ __ ] house pet and I’d never seen that was she attractive were you attractive to Jenny Taylor no well I’m not a cat guy first of all really no dud a cat guy girl I’m a cat guy girl I’m a you’re I’m a cat guy I’m a Catwoman guy cat I mean I said it wrong and I’m still going to stick with it I’m a cat guy girl what does that mean I’m a cat guy if you’re a girl yes but not if you’re a cat I’m not a cat guy I’m a cat guy girl okay she’s a cat girl I like it who are you voting for I think if there’s something in 2024 I better believe you know I think you know who I’m voting for dude I do John Cary run again is he dead he might be close to it damn dude I just thought about that in rip and sometimes no we would have heard about it that’s say stuff on these shows sometimes people do die right after we mentioned there John Cary is 80 years old still alive good still alive there’s a lot of people at 80 right now that are clicking and Ticking shout out to my stepdad George 81 shout out to my real dad 81 years old unbelievable and my dad’s 80 L did take a spill he’s in patient rehab doing his best but I will say about cats real quick and I know you have a sweet uh pup dogs uh if they somehow are lucky enough to watch you [ __ ] uh and you lock eyes with them which I’d love to um it’s it’s Ador they’re just they don’t they’re confused they don’t really know what’s going on so I don’t I I can I can lock eyes for a minute and not be twoof faced a cat and this has not happened I’m assuming because they’re so judgmental to begin with I think if they look you looked over and you saw a cat looking at you [ __ ] they’d be like you think she likes this dude look at the face you’re making you sick [ __ ] I’m going to eat you when you go to sleep cuz cats are just slowly walk by and go SM making my babe she was meowing she meowed and she you’re high okay yes but dick by the way tried to take like a 50 milligram uh Eddie one time to uh knock out couldn’t sleep you know I don’t get great sleep me neither took one just pet the dog I was just petting the dog for like 5 hours I’m not kidding I was just petting the dog s couldn’t go to bed I know it was but I was like I’m not going to sleep I’m just going to pet the dog and I just was like playing with her thinking talking to her I would talk to her full conversations wait 50 milligrams yeah it was too much yeah I I did 80 once and was this close to calling Cedar Sinai to pick me up yeah I’ve only done a 50 like that like a few times in my life I don’t like that I I think anything over 20 is not it’s not necessary I’m a sweet to five 5 to 10 if I really want to just kind of zone out uh uh 20 if I want to get [ __ ] wrecked if I want to get baked I’ll do that my wife took me to Um Zack Bryan Country uh the never uh uh seen him ripped yeah he’s super talented oh yeah uh and know what’s crazy she’s like he cheated on his girlfriend or wife but like it’s just flourishing and I’m looking at him I’m like yeah he’s got like a cool goatee sleeveless shirt on stage he’s ripping it looks like a dude that that I wouldn’t not buy that from but also I’m like seems like a guy that uh would uh overcome that you know and also I don’t know the ins and outs yeah just a cool guy there’s cool I mean think about any show we were talking about this the other day so many cool TV shows that we’ve seen in the last couple years and I go do you realize that most of them involve some sort of infidelity and it’s it depends on how likable the character is that you’re like you’re rooting them on you know like a well that’s like uh it feels like every episode of the Kardashians though yes it’s like the social well drama everyone’s obsessed with d like public drama ah [ __ ] we want to see things country we love gossip and drama is that he not wild we we love the Feelgood stories you see uh I mean I’ll go down these dark rabbit holes dude I got [ __ ] cried for probably you Wen talking about petting a dog I was wiping tears away for probably two hours on a little Eddie late at night couldn’t sleep went down rabbit holes of first of all it was 911 conspiracy videos swipe that away uh swipe that away to um uh soldiers coming home early to surprise their kids and when you’re baked and you see like a guy dressed as like a bobcat and his kid’s playing the cello and you’re like turn around Caleb your dad’s back Mya in Surprise he’s also a bobcat and then he takes off the Bobcat thing and the kid like and then he’s like Dad and they [ __ ] cry or or at basketball games or wherever or these ones are now getting me and probably because being a child of divorce and my sister being adopted um which by the way I used to and we just talked about this and I’ll get back to that in a second when my sister and I used to fight a lot I used to throw her being adopted in her face a lot she goes do you remember doing that I go oh I’m so sorry I go but you were you were a [ __ ] yeah and you and you were adopted and you were adopted so it wasn’t new information sorry about that and I’m not sorry now that I think about it but I said to where I go I go I started doing this bit on stage where I talk about our fights and I go I go yeah I go we’re good now but typical sibling rivalry you know she’d threw a ninja turtle in the toilet you know I’d fart in a cup make her smell it she’d pass out wake up lock me in the garage I’d Escape lock her in the garage she’d Escape throw another turtle in the in the toilet make fun of me for being being a fat kid and having bigger tits than our mom she was adopted so I was like you mean my mom and then that usually was the end of the end of the fight but what a [ __ ] up thing to do as a kid yeah mean but but you know sibling stuff is yeah but that’s a deep like I thought she was going to be like you call me stupid or I my room smelled I used to dislocate my sister’s arms all the time well that’s cool yeah I would just I would yank her arms so hard I’d pop it out okay oh my god well the physic when I was playing with her I would just whip around disate her and then one time she got her hand stuck at the VC are uh uh uh and uh she was grabbing something and then she got nervous cuz it clamped down maybe or something and she pulled too fast and then she did it she was crying and my dad was like I was like I didn’t do it this time I Didn’t Do It Of All Times yeah isn’t that so kids are resilient by the way the VCR the tap was too far back stick your hand in there what are you doing that’s like Dude That’s like putting your dick in a glory hole that you’ve never seen before well fun okay bad no it’s more like sticking your hand down the sinka the sinka Rader thing oh waa I the for down there just waiting yeah always subconsciously you’re like someone’s going to come around the corner and go flip you know in the last place we lived in we didn’t we didn’t have one of those things and I actually was like oh man why don’t we have loved it because we had a little net catcher and threw it away and I also never had to think about sticking my hand down in the sink uh it was a little bit it was almost better and I was like wow those things are always broken or clogged or screwed up or they smell yeah and I thought that’s actually old sometimes old school is the right School sometimes sometimes you’re like the OG version is better well we all do that how many times have you had that conversation I also do think that it there is a lot of um value in In the comparison of like music was better when we came up Sports were better like you look at the NBA now yeah dude way softer there’s never a fight it’s pushing no just different now it’s so different so different that’s a better way to say it’s a shooter game it’s just all Sho it’s all sitcoms you go sitcoms are way better well yeah but we were in the sitcom Ro there were less channels we didn’t have the money or or ability to think bigger than that there the succession Sopranos that wasn’t we were looking at [ __ ] Danny Tanner and and Steve URL it was like Sopranos was like the first series that opened it up that was like holy [ __ ] like you can make like really like cool deep dark artsy sexy long form TV I mean for me I mean there was a lot of other things that existed but can the first time I was like holy [ __ ] just started it what in your life you’ve never seen Sopranos psych we got you there we got you there we got you there prank call code [ __ ] you [ __ ] you Andrew please sign up below to donate to our [ __ ] you campaign right now every dollar donated is going to [ __ ] me way more I that’s the first time you’ve ever seen it I can’t get enough oh I’m two episodes in wow dude the through line of him in the uh therap is that the whole show don’t give it away spoiler alert you might Tom H funks Jenny while she’s got HIV and that’s how Gump ends is smart or is he like me it’s the best cry if you want to talk about another cry moment anytime it would pop give cry moments in movie go give me your best crime that one cuz he’s like is he smart is he stupid she’s like he’s the smartest [ __ ] kid he didn’t say stupid he says is he like me yeah which we didn’t want to say but you know every sort of burgers and tism and so and then he looks up and he’s like I’m watching Burton Ernie and he’s like that’s my favorite character and then then Haley Joel was like you he going to talk like that no and then they took and they took him to the bus and then Jenny passed like two days later but yeah when when that moment’s a good one um oh man uh I got one for you go ahead Planes Trains and Automobiles oh my God I like me John Candy I like me my wife likes me oh my god dude that R RI me every time I’ll give you another candy moment um yeah yeah Uncle Buck no Cool Runnings oh yeah the end of that movie dude when they [ __ ] break down I’m not joking like I know that’s kind of it’s a Disney those type of Disney movies were so um I don’t know dude genuine the story was great it was really nice it was really wholesome but candy adds so much to oh my god the guy was beyond his uh his his you know any really I don’t think he was ever acting I wish there was a biopic or at least some sort of uh is it probably a book just about his life I love to see a documentary actually and hearing all the people that knew and loved him talk about him and sometimes when there hasn’t been one part of me starts to wander down this road of like oh was he just like a wife like no he was a good dude he was yeah he was a good dude because why haven’t people come out to really I mean some things you got to let you know let uh let sleeping dogs lie you know like some things are so I I think sometimes you’re like why are we why are we doing this just leave it alone it was so nice how it was you it’s like it’s the same thing with you know with Farley it’s almost like leave it alone I was just going to say unbelievable and I I he’s going to probably dump uh uh everything he’s got into that and you know but man I but you’re right my initial thought was like yeah cuz you there’s somewhere you’re just like how do you there’s I don’t know if you can really win there the legend is bigger than the story so it’s like we already feel a type of way about it it’s hard to like you know retroactively be like red drumming up the the fantasy you already have about somebody I know candi’s son is a great dude Chris uh Chris candy yeah and he’s a great dude cool dude funny a guon competitor it is uh Chris CH yeah and his brother uh Steve chips um chips the inventor of all potato chips well not all but most to be honest with you can I tell you something real quick business class Senior High School we had a Vietnam warvet named Mr Moore and he was a short little guy beard glasses just walking around all right all right uh B talk great great businessman he’d always throw out extra credit he loved to just give an extra credit and go great business first of all Vietnam morette he would face the class like like I am now the door to enter the class was behind him and people would always come in during the class to give like a note to the teacher and he broke a kid’s nose because a kid tapped him on the shoulder and he goes we watch and [ __ ] and the like what the [ __ ] he’s like what I tell you about coming up behind me Vietnam War man Vietnam War uh another day in class the kid was clicking his pen sounded like somebody was loading a [ __ ] gun he just goes what the [ __ ] is that and then just kid Josh was like that and then uh M goes God [ __ ] father and just walks out and I look over at Josh I go good one Josh kid starts crying [ __ ] suck goam yeah I know dude and uh and then the last one was my buddy Dale tan Asian kid took a picture in class and he screams [ __ ] Charlie and walks out of the [ __ ] room yeah dude and walks out of the walks out of the room can’t drum it up you can’t do that you can’t do that the writing’s on the wall but he would do this thing with extra credit he’d go uh famous businessman famous businessman who do we got who do we got and uh and he’d say somebody like um you know uh um you know you know Warr Buffett Warren Buffett and then uh the guy who created McDonald’s is um c yeah so we’d say those and then I just started going Mark Costco markk Costco 10 points Adam Ray uh John pal shoes Adam Ray 20 points uh Allan Baskin and Steve Robbins Adam r on fire three in a row and it was it was and I’m just looking over my best but Adam French is like dude you’re getting points for creativity no matter what yeah yeah I yeah Kim Jamba Juice Adam right Adam right doesn’t stop won’t stop can’t stop Tammy Target and if he stops he goes That’s she did not start Target they acquired it funny that was just a coincidence yeah you gota yeah check your facts yeah check your facts Adam Ray but there is um I think uh the like biopic stuff better chance to get it made if it’s more in the past right cuz we have seen less no less like muhamad Ali like I just feel like more people are probably like oh yeah I want to see what that life was like Farley you we we’ve seen so much of too well I’m sure they’re going to dig up a lot of great stuff I was going to say candy what’s Wild is um oh yeah I’m sorry no no no when I when sometimes uh you know I’ve only hung with him a few times and he’s friends with a couple other people I know and uh but when I do um there were a couple of moments that I I look at him and I’ll go oh man it’s just like you look just like your dad but I would never say it I can’t say it that’s so cool because it’s a weird thing to say but I he will look exactly like a movement or a thing and I’m like holy [ __ ] bro that’s so awesome it’s kind of wild nor McDonald’s son uh has that I saw him a clip of him uh accepting an award on Norman’s behalf at a Canadian like you know Emmys or something and it was a weird award though or not even Canadian emmies like just a an award show that was you know have you seen him this kid at all uhuh he is a carbon copy and it’s awesome and it’s really kind of emotional watch I want to say 24 25 maybe mid 20s yeah and he uh and he goes oh uh uh accepting this award for the uh the uh you know uh Donnie uh um you know chipper uh Comedy Award uh you know I always remember before my dad died he said God I wish I too bad I never got to win a Donnie chipper award it just kind of start [ __ ] on the whole thing just like he would have done oh it it was and everyone’s D see what he looks like Martin SCH was there like all these Canadian greates were there to like kind of also were you there you were present for this I just watched the clip on YouTube um what’s his son’s name oh man I don’t know [ __ ] old his name’s old put it together dude okay we’ll be right back dude tell me by the way as long as I’ve known you we’ve known each other for a long long time long long time people people may know we’ve we’ve been uh since we both started I think big time since we both started and which is extra cool in just people don’t realize and I’ll let you get to what you’re going to say people don’t realize how cool it is from I mean I get messages or people come at me sometimes being like it’s so cool right yeah it looks like him pretty close about knowing somebody as long as you have but being in it and there’s an extra level for us of just really knowing the grind of it so just an extra respect but also the history but also the what’s really cool to me is that like talking to you now is no different than when I talked to you when we first started hanging out no it’s the same it is the same but then just things are cooler and more opportunities and more fun experiences and well and your uh and the growth has been great to watch yeah come here he’s got some oh thank you both of us look at this you get a smoothie for him no no that’s for him that’s for him a coffee I’d suck at that is it a boba tea no it’s just a I didn’t eat today you’re smoothing it you know should I no I mean bro I would smoothie over food well actually that’s not true there’s certain foods I need toat no food I need but I haven’t eaten this morning cuz I’ve been running around like a mad man I don’t eat um probably till the afternoon I just not hungry till then never in the morning coffee and like an egg just to tide me through that’s enough one egg all right five good boy you know what’s so funny I’m a two egg guy but then you’ll go to a place and they’re like our omelets are made with three to four eggs I’m like cut it out oh yeah cut it out there’s because I’m going to eat all four I know if it’s there but just don’t do that there’s an omelet there’s a place called Beth’s uh Diner in Seattle uh man versus food did a thing on it they have one of those they have an omelet that’s like I think 4 feet or 4×4 what are we what are we talking about it’s unreal and I went there after my 10 year high school graduation with two my best buds uh and we went there and it was like 4:00 a.m. and we made it and one of them fell asleep sitting up holding a fork to his mouth and we tried to get we got like one square and it was like and they douse it with hash browns it looks amazing when you’re [ __ ] up yeah and then but then you just realize you’re a barnyard animal just like you that poor man versus food thing 12 eggs you just looked that up that’s his total job that’s the only reason P the guy yeah man versus food yeah and and poor Adam Richmond I hope I get a shirt out of this you know and it was just but dude he was just sweating I mean he had to quit that because of it was it was so bad for him uh yeah and then some of the guy took over Morgan Spurlock just died but I don’t think that was related to M was cancer was it yeah I think it was cancer from the Big Mac he was an alcoholic that’s what like oh [ __ ] man that’s what super me was actually about if they’re like oh W I had heard he had a trouble he he was struggling with drugs and alcohol he had 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wonderful with that he sent me a bunch of really nice texts which which which were nice but also well I didn’t do my assistant did that but I’m glad you did get them I know he signed not Andrew uh no I did I cuz I wanted to show you love and I love you for that but it also and you know this when you get those little boosts from buds that that you you know we don’t need it but but we all do without thinking about it but it gave me it gave me a little extra juice of like I feel like I’m you know that all right cool I’m I’m on the right path with this you know because I’m like I uh respect you comedically um offstage not so much but on stage a lot and so I’m like all right cool if Andy’s into it then I’m I’m and you’re all good yeah and uh and your episode with look the one we just did with Sally and Dak Shepard and Rick Glassman and Blake Griffin pop by and did a great bid and then stayed and partied all night and we talked uh about uh you and the charity event and I think I’m going to try to pop on that with you guys yes and um but your episode with Bobby is there’s just no top in it and I’m I’m sorry I mean that was one of the most fun nights we had me and Bob Lee were out there it it was people the amount of messages I still get and and it was honestly a turning point in the show because it was the first time I added another element with like fem and it was the first time that the show and watching you laugh so hard is like one of my favorite things you had no idea he was one of those guys he can really he he can make me laugh harder than almost any comedian in the business he’s unbelievably talented but having that and then it the way that like we brought a guy up on stage and and the kiss then you smoked a huge joint joint which never done and then the rap battle it was great so that there was just it it made me go oh that’s what this show is doing I already was open to like no rules it goes how it goes I’m driving I always say to people I don’t give any prep because people are ask questions even Dax I’d never met so we chatted for a bit backstage so I could get some let him know like get a sense of my vibe and he did well but we never had three guests on at the same time too which was a challenge and really listening and Diving up and trying to let everybody be themselves but also I’m still you know we all figuring it out as s and uh Rick no each other s and Rick and Dax but s so it was new kind of just finding that Rhythm but um but now KN like okay cool like each show is going to have like the next one’s um oh and we also had Justin Wilman on this last show the comy magician re opened with unreal dude staff is losing their mind I mean and so many people fans of him next show is how andell Nick Schwarz and I haven’t announced this yet but now I am and um uh John kite is gonna play Jeff Bridges full on prosthetic and Mark Summers is the host of double dares coming to do a whole double dare thing well be careful don’t get slimed because it’s jizz MH the Slime as we know from watching the Nickelodeon do if anything was revealed on that whole thing and I also want to say the I think your the bad Friends episode with Phil is up to 55 billion views is it really how many views do it that to no what is it really real quick it jumped to a mill real quick oh really I was watching that [ __ ] you know what’s so funny I never watch the things back because if we live inside of them I just I want to remember them how they were I am the exact same way 1. oh 1.8 wow pretty good right how many months ago five months wow okay it was the first time too that I did a um intimate uh fil I really liked it I really like it I like that you’ve done the character I hope you you going to tour around the country with it or what uh probably in two weeks announcing uh well you can announce it now this will come out in two weeks uh well I don’t know we haven’t locked it I’ve gotten just say it who gives a [ __ ] so uh I believe there’ll be a Dr Phil Live Theater tour and I believe Chicago theater is on the uh let’s go I’m going to do everything in my power to fly out for um where when do you know when it’s going to be maybe Chicago fall everything’s going to be in the it’s going to be like a Friday and Saturday I think two months uh two weeks out of the month and uh they’re going for it these promoters a bunch of them yeah I mean look it’s the show exists at the store and the intimacy of it there is so beautiful and I the the staff gets uh jacked up for it I feel like I’m taking care of we we got dialed in with the sound and audio that’s spatially uh you know conducive for my guys that film it um it’s easy jelly roll never been to The Comedy Store uh uh Blake uh had one but there’s a cool thing there where I’m bringing in people it’s not the reason they’re coming but it’s added to like jelly roll was like holy [ __ ] paully came on took him around gave him a tour that’s extra cool for me man where it’s like oh and just the magic of the store working there being there for so long it’s never lost me on the main room stage too that I’m like I’m have created a show now that is so fun flexing is many of the tools as I’ve you know uh honed or whatever but also it’s like dude I remember when I first would come through and I was like [ __ ] Robin Williams and the and his comic store player there not obviously Chappelle and prior specials um I don’t know man it’s just that main room is just always so like wo to me and I know we it’s we I’ll fall into weeks and months probably like anybody of taking it for granted and just being like running in doing your spot but some uh more often than not I’ll try to really like if I’m sitting around and hanging like look around being like the [ __ ] out of here man yeah but it’s nice to be reflective you need those moments but truth be told it’s uh but the show hopefully is is going to you know be a little part of like a little um people fly out for it man it’s wild dude um but it’s also it’s cool and you know this because I mean you’ve you’re a a enormous example of this of creating your own good luck but also creating something that is yours you know to where it’s like and I think I said that to you when we were talking about some U some money stuff and it was like it’s cool that all these people like that you and Bobby wanted to jump on so quick was huge for the show oh yeah because you guys are a [ __ ] Force well I mean you’re you’re my boy totally I was also like there’s going to be so much fun with me and that idiot and now but that has but that type of [ __ ] the amount of people that hit me up that I really respect that know and sometimes don’t know because of seeing that we like all right like that I had bugged were like wow I just watched like I so I didn’t get back to you so down that looks unre that looks so fun well that makes me feel good we we did our part because I wanted to go and have fun I was like I’m just I just you know I just now in my career I all I want to do is have more fun I just want to have more fun I don’t know I just want to do things that I want to do and I don’t want to do things anymore I don’t want to want I to do that’s why I started doing the show I was losing Joy not for the business but I was just not you know and I’ve talked about this with you sometimes at the time when we were making videos when you were doing uh Dunkin rocks I’m doing sketches like to me that was such a um fulfilling time because it was like man control creating [ __ ] from the ground up getting to like you know no rules rules yeah and trying to really find your way and figure out what you’re doing and it’s like that’s uh that’s what I I was like [ __ ] I just got to you know strike was going on and it was like I need I don’t want to I’m doing stand up all the time not I’m getting burned out but I’m just like it’s getting monotonous yeah and like you knowing that I have other skills to bring and and the stage is what you make of it so it’s like you you guys with your with your bad friends too I mean look at that it’s like there’s so many things to do and and why get settled into like I’m just a comic whatever and it’s like I’m not and so no I’m a comedian yeah yeah there’s difference you’re not just a comic you’re a comedian I want I like to touch a few basis I like to character stuff is fun and get it’s really it’s when you get to explore it’s the best version of it when you’re like I get to explore like I get to explore they’re exploring you know as an audience but it’s so nice that when you get to explore and you’re not just kind of giving them you know it’s almost like you’re the you used to do tours at Universal yeah you know it’s like you’re not giving them the same tour you get to [ __ ] tot change it up and and you get to lie about who lives in that building you know no Spielberg actually sleeps inside there oh okay did you take my tour yeah times I got busted from B is secretly riding my tram being like you got to you got to stop saying that Kurt rambus filmed escape from La it’s Kurt Russell and I was like nobody cares no but he was playing basketball in the morning and then he filmed in the afternoon or I would say uh I mean the biggest thing is when I freaked out of Jaws and made a um like a 10-year-old girl cry because I was fresh out out of BFA acting school from USC and I was like sweet Mother of God rip my sunglasses off jump out of the tram would get close to going into the water and I’m like Steve Steve and I come back and one day dude I don’t know how I think I just was you know hopped up on my own adrenaline [ __ ] produced like some tears and I get back on the tram and they had just installed cameras that are on you and so I’m [ __ ] thing I’m like um well this was supposed to be a fun tour um ruining a child’s vacation on your r with ster l where the Desperate Housewives live I can’t do this and I [ __ ] and then this kid I just hear this kid and then I hear this Dad look up and he goes hey man and I was like okay he just knew that he’s like hey actor boy yeah slow down enough with the [ __ ] slow it down just balling there’s the friends Fountain anybody want to jump in oh my God yeah anytime buddies would ride the tram I’d always like make up movies that were like almost like erotic films and say they start them over there that’s where Kramer jumped in the uh tank in Seinfield and that tank was also used for deepthoat SI starring Josh bile like for that’s for him his buddies a few people who just got it were like by the way he’s on a book tour right now I just saw a couple interviews did you see these Kramer yeah my I think it’s a book tour I’m almost positive but he did like the view or something like that didn’t he just do the view and it’s I’m sorry dude inter the video will live in infamy and you can’t come back from it hey yes sir N word not once not twice but three and you screamed it to the street you screamed it on the street and you pointed to the feet and you said the end word you said the N word and you me it is he on a book tour you know what’s so harmful about that he does I was dude dude and then playing a character how about when he goes on letter character and like was funny he wants to apologize Dave goes uh uh and this is not funny letman didn’t give a [ __ ] he’s like this is great TV so he’s like uh Michael how are you he goes I’ve been better Dave and Dave goes I bet so yeah way I bet you what what a week huh yeah the best part of that video too Fraser Smith getting up right after Michael drops the end bombs and walks off stage and Fraser goes all right all right how about that Guys these are the jokes can I tell you a quick story so funny a week later a week earlier I met Michael Richards at the belly room stop me if I’ve told the story before I don’t think I have m he’s in the belly room just getting back into standup I walk back there belly room of the commi store it’s a bringer show I’m about I don’t what can you mind looking up the year that CR I think it was I want to say it was four to five years you found a joke book it just said say nword in it over and over and over it was my joke book and he was like do you mind if I borrow this well then who who’d you get that from from me I learned it from you Dad and so so he November 176 but started stand up two months into this wait that was when he did the video that was when the thing came out God that was so long ago W dude so so he’s still can’t recover from that that’s crazy dude no that’s so long ago let me ask you this if it was just an art if there was no video uh proof and it was an article mhm and it was like you know hearsay and it was like he did this I’ve been trying to wreck my brain about does it have the same impact because then people are just like nah the video is so alarming it’s just so hard watch and it wasn’t one he he doubled down that’s that’s where my stomach goes oh and then he starts walking around and the guy’s screaming back being like that’s not cool and the guy sounds like and the guy sounds like a like uh oh careful you weren’t going to do it Jesus Adam I mean for comedy sake very funny if I had just done that without actually but hey I know how to read the room um but he should a special called read the room that was my first special on YouTube call he should call his special read the room that’s so funny he really should or oops so he’s in the green room and I go I go holy [ __ ] what’s up man he goes Hi how are you well and I go dude um what are you doing here he goes going to do do stand up on the show tonight I go awesome you getting back into it he goes yeah I started stand up I go yeah you started stand up uh it’s kind of how you got going right he goes s we did a show called Fridays and then uh I got on this sitcom and that kind of did well and took me out of it for a while and I go what’s sitcom was that he goes oh was a show called sign I got dude I’m [ __ ] with you I’m sorry amazing dude this is wild that you’re here right now you were my favorite part of the show no joke yeah I mean truly dude he was Unreal on that show yeah he was so funny goes up he’s like I don’t really oh I go uh it’s working out some material yeah he goes I don’t really have an act and I go Bing Bong goes the racism Bing Bong here it comes and I go talk about should I talk about the Jews talk about mexic he’s he starts running all this by me so he goes uh he goes up there and Slaughters for about 15 minutes two drunk girls in the front does crowd work with them uh berates them it’s fun he’s doing CR you know you guys driving home yeah yeah unless you want to come with this oh boy oh that’s great crushing dude I’m like wow dude I’m I’m like in my head I’m like I’m watching the early days of Michael Richards getting back into standup and and who knows what but this is exciting that’s why I remember walking away from you’re shy at that night and you put on that nword hex on him you’re like say the nword at your next show ask me before he went up he goes what should I talk about I go speak from the heart dude whenever you’re pushed up against a wall say what you want say what you mean say what you mean but mean what you say MH so uh literally a week maybe two later and I’m just like and I remember you know I told a few buddies that holy [ __ ] I met Michel Richards and they’re all hit me up being like dude what’ you tell them you know cuz that was it that was I mean and that was also the beginning of TMZ man could not oh my God they they sting around waiting for a video like that or do you think they were like now that we have this how did somebody get a video of it in the first place it wasn’t from the factory somebody recorded it on like a flip phone dude what are the chances this was pre- iPhone too right no yeah 2006 2006 was just when the iPhone one came out like 05 it was not but it was grainy footage it was not clear would have been great if you sat in the room with him really quiet didn’t say anything to him and then finally just go hard R huh you going to hard R it hard R I have a new joke about my dog pickles she barks anytime there’s a uh black people on stage and I told my buddy go [ __ ] I think she’s racist and I go uh she also barks at like dogs but to me I’m just like she’s jealous she didn’t get to read for that part but when she barks at black people he goes he goes dude it’s probably just coincidence I go she barks with a hard R yeah we can tell that’s great that’s great um yeah how um she really does by the way your dog is racist every time I around her I’m always like that’s a racist dog but that’s why I love her how uh how are you uh how did all the dates go or do you still have more coming up I’ve only got one more um San Francisco I did six clubs and then I’m going to do theaters in the fall a big fall theater tour right up into shooting it right up into shooting the special yeah how do you feel that it’s nice to take your time with it isn’t it I wanted to I just I just want to peel through it the way I want to peel through it you know there’s stuff that I want to like manipulate more and all that stuff and how do you know how do you know when you’re this is a question I get asked n Comics you don’t they’re like how do you know when you’re done I’m like bro there’s I can’t help but keep playing with it’s on my special like And subscribe dropping June 16th sorry it’s out now it’s out right now please watch out right now it’s on the YouTube it’s on my YouTube youtube.com/ adamraycomedy like And subscribe filmed at Comedy on State in Madison Wisconsin one of the best clubs that have ever existed oh yeah baby shout out to them shout out uh to Jesse who directed it um shout out to uh Madison the whole staff at ComEd State 800 lb help me get it going um very proud of it ptin uh introduces me up top uh Mama ra up and uh but there’s stuff from that that I’m can’t help but like in a not the same bit but it where I’m like man now if I it’s a piece it would be it’d be a great complimentary piece but but you know can find a way to to work it elsewhere but you just don’t know man no I guess you just maybe having the deadline of the special you know yeah I think you kind of know when you need to put something to bed like oh I think I’m done doing it and I just kind of wanted to stop but but you could always keep playing with something I mean you know this say it’s like if someone who’s a painter if you’re talking to someone who like paint they could keep adding [ __ ] forever if they want at some point you have to stop and just go okay okay I I can’t yep I can’t keep doing this otherwise I’m G to you know go unless you’re Bob Ross he could have painted trees until he passed away yeah but he wouldn’t paint a tree and then go back to the tree once he painted the tree it was done do you think he [ __ ] like that do you think he was like I’m just going to eat your little [ __ ] right here I’m just happy little [ __ ] couple little fingers right here py put a fist in that might be a thumb or my is that a bird a she’s like Bob please just just pound me just pound me Bob just flipped me over put on the strap on that documentary about him was miserable oh it made me so sad why cuz he got they stole from him they like stole tons of money from this like the the people that kind of were his producers I don’t remember their names oh that’s so [ __ ] sad yeah they like all but like left that guy with like right they were like uh cuz there’s no way that’s what is it what are their names it was like a couple yeah yeah and they had and they had his and they had all his um you know they had the rights to all of his [ __ ] and all that stuff well cuz there’s no way there’s no way that that’s a character so that makes me feel wor because there’s no way that he was like paint a little couple mountains right here and then I’ll finish up we’ll see you next week Sesame Streets coming up next PBS the home of perfectly balanced shows I hope that’s what it stands for I’ll see you next week everybody cut Jesus [ __ ] Christ I have to [ __ ] like a [ __ ] Jew you know and they’re like boy Bob Camas are still rolling man we’re trying to get some b-roll for the intro will you stop that’s like that guy a [ __ ] you Andrew by the way your mom called last night oh no wait did she seriously yeah she asked me for a titty [ __ ] whoa I told her I’d paint one for her instead thank you Bob I’m not in a fat tits have you seen the guy that does the Winnebago videos that loses his mind that guy’s like one of the funniest characters have you seen this guy look up Winnebago the Winnebago guy he’s like trying to sell wne bagos look at the smile on my face he’s like that’s a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] he loses his mind dude he’s like and it didn’t even [ __ ] work he’s like kicking the [ __ ] it’s so funny it’s so funny that is exactly the guy though who’s like an commercial guy who behind the scenes but no they say Bob Ross was that guy he was he was him what a bumber dude he was him he was him he was him that’s a guy that I’d watch a you said there was a dock on him on Bob Ross yeah I can’t remember what it was called I guess you couldn’t do a a biop pick it’s not interesting enough right or would have I me unless there was what on What Bob Ross no they they did kind of do a biopic not a dock what was it do on Netflix B happy happy accidents betrayal and greed see and that but you need that you know what I want to do is a um uh a doc like that but a fake doc about Chef boy Rd because and I actually made a fake poster for it we and was like would you guys watch this oh the engagement the comments the likes to where and it was me in a full [ __ ] Italian order cuz I did this thing my senior at USC we had a dance class right that we had doing we had to do a um a presentation for our final that was us a movement it was a movement class and so I did this thing it was you know no rules uh open door policy and so I came with this idea to do um I had all this voiceover and I had a uh it was like inner thoughts of Chef Bo D I mean come on smoke pot much in college and so I dressed up in full [ __ ] Chef I wake up and I just have a tape playing of like and there’s like soft piano music and here rain and like every morning I wake up and look out the window dreaming of my next raviol concoction my wife my wife is dead my kids or whatever and it was all saying I look at the window and and it was just like a weird like but I was moving but it was a lot of waking up stretching and then I would do like a weird dance across the floor to the kitchen I go oh yes and by the way I dance to the fridge and it was just like and all my you know buddies in the class are laughing movement teachers like f and uh no she gave me like a c and um but uh but he is another guy that there is some um greed and money and like family type of [ __ ] and also in doing it I looked up I’m like oh there’s enough about him out there about you know being this Italian guy and getting in and then the creation of it but so truly little info to where I’m like oh the creative freedom here is through the roof yeah you should do you just got to you got to be careful if it Toes that line of like uh what Seinfeld just did what was that called the poptart no this would be a unfrosted did you see that movie yeah are you afraid you could say it yeah it was um say it go ahead it was uh go ahead go ahead it was entertaining and I I loved that every moment was somebody that I really enjoy comedically yeah be Bennett crushed Tom lenon was great all the SNL guys for the snap CRA Crackle Pop Schumer was funny uh Bill bur was great but it was just a little too campy for me uhuh I guess that’s it and also I go so I guess I would have loved a more Michael Keaton in the founder o baby if you’re going to do a movie about and shout out to Rob seagull who wrote that the guy who put me in Pam and Tommy in Chi andales he uh that and I thought the tone of that was great that’s how I want to see a fast food or a snack movie so that it would be more like that cuz then Mario Lopez did that I think lifetime um the colonel for KFC movie no I never saw that me neither but I saw a thing for it and I was like oh that’s going to be a real jokey type thing now I would want this to be like a dark comedy but funny still um Shep went and murdered someone the night he actually maybe or maybe he saw his dad maybe um what’s the movie is Analyze This wow that uh right I think that that yeah where he sees right his dad murdered in the restaurant isn’t that dairo and that’s why he needs therapy I think Billy Crystal finds that out I think I’m I’m not too far off I don’t remember so maybe it’s like maybe he saw that maybe he’s older maybe his kid goes on a search to find him cuz he hears this you know maybe it’s that yeah the lore of him and he’s he’s he’s camped up somewhere in Italy yeah totally I like this we’ll write it all right up called a recipe for seduction oh I like that name a recipe for S Mario Lopez is the colonel of all people KFC or Popeyes K you’re asking what I like better KFC or Popeyes bro well I mean I’ve had more of KFC po why is that why because just like location wise it’s I yeah and Popeye’s um I just well when I was at SC had Popeyes more cuz Central what I like about Popeyes sure is it’s always in a bad location and it’s and it’s a little scary it’s they’re usually in well no every time you go to Popeyes you’re always like this feels unsafe yeah the chicken is good there’s a lot of viral fights H the floor’s sticky floor’s sticky yeah a couple there a couple lights are always out they they’re it’s never fullyin yeah mash potatoes are cold freezing the gravy is not gravy no hey can I get some real gravy you ever they’re like we have Sho leather you’re like well let’s put that yeah warm that up put that on there I’ll is that all you have about yeah but then there’s the KFC is um I mean Wendy’s just came out with a bucket of nuggets you want to talk about dude a nugget bucket careful sorry uh there is no stopping America’s fast food fatty ideas the greatest country in the world dude we’re we’re let’s go dude we’re just thinking we’re constantly sitting home being like could I suck that could I [ __ ] that could I eat that yeah and it’s usually the same thing oh dude anytime I think like oh man what a crazy notion or crazy thing like just then I thought of like a fat guy being so so horny and so hungry you know that he gets a warm bucket of mashed potatoes from KFC and you know where I’m going to say with me folks sticks his mouth in it after he [ __ ] um and then I’m like no there’s probably a the fact that with only fans and even Craigslist Miss connection there’s so many of these things where you’re just like wow I didn’t know that was happening oh yeah so now when I think of an idea like that I’m like oh there’s definitely a guy out there right now in [ __ ] some mashed potatoes in lak Washington Del Minnesota definitely in lakes mamish definitely duth Minnesota duth Minnesota there’s a guy doing that right now probably the Nugget bucket has 50 nuggets in it 5 Z what’s the highest denomination of nuggets that you can get from uh Chick-fil-A is it 50 those are good nuggets the grilled chicken nuggets from Chick-fil-A Chick-fil-A is number what do you mean what’s nowhere near they got to have a 50 I mean McDonald’s has a 50 bucket nugget do they really I know it for a fact they do because I’ve gotten it before for a party unless they don’t do that anymore by the way great this isn’t a part I think this is just like on the Manu yeah go ahead and look at the McDonald’s menu and tell me there’s not a 50 bucket nugget on there somewhere hidden speaking of the menu did you watch the menu show no you would love the menu show oh my God I watched menu the menu Mo the movie oh yeah with raw fines I’m sorry oh yeah okay that’s what you were saying I thought you said TV show I was sorry sorry sorry thought I forgot it was movie right oh such a good movie yeah yeah take me there I know dud I want to die on that little island we we are what is it 40 wow 10 shy how much fat in the 50 nugget Bucket from uh Wendy’s Wendy oh my God it’s got to be so fun I’m gonna guess I’m gonna say like like gr I’m a get I’m gonna gay I’m GNA guess it’s over 100 oh my God yeah isn’t like four nuggets probably like 10 I don’t know it’s got to be 15 of one nugget or one bucket one one nugget has 15 grams you yeah that’s one nugget [ __ ] dude oh god let’s go dude let’s go USA USA what what are we waiting for dude let’s turn up what are we doing let’s eat it right now that you know what’s funny though when people can eat all that like I see guys online they can eat like an unbelievable amount of food and I don’t get videos I’ll throw up I’ll puke everywhere I see those guys have you seen that dude that there’s a dude I don’t even know his name but he eats um he does a fish tank filled with have you ever seen this there’s a guy on on Tik Tok that does a fish tank filled with whatever they tell him to and he’ll eat the whole fish tank full so he’ll filled up with Campbell Soup or he’ll tell you how many gallons it is in the fish tank do fish fish tank guy it’s unbelievable but one time this guy so Looney it was um like energy drink like maybe Celsius something like that and he drank it with a fork someone’s like drink it with a fork and that’s how slow and it’s a time lapse of it oh my God and he does it he drinks the whole thing with a fork do you see this guy’s name he drinks out of a fish tank what’s his name in by the way I that’s what’s gross about the internet this isn’t good I’m watching I love it it’s not good for me to see this ain’t get enough you just spent five you’re not getting that time back I don’t care I don’t need it who cares you know what I mean yeah I got enough time I’m dying I got enough time I once ate Frosted Flakes with a fork when I was uh post College just really roughing it cereal was dinner remember eating a bowl of frosted FL sitting there just come back from an open mic bombed so hard love those days and this was by the way I waited at the comi store for like three hours and then I wasn’t going to told I wasn’t getting up and I was just like well at least I’m playing Wolverine tomorrow and then uh there’s like tomy’s like Adam you somebody didn’t show up you can go up you can go up not in my not in my space for that at all but just you got it go up there just bomb didn’t it was everything I was thinking about doing everything I was sitting there going over my three minutes for three hours now it’s just gone so I get up there and just just bombed and then uh Ryan O’Neal and Jeff danis who were hosting it would always roast and toast uh sorry just roast and poke at any young open micer that sucked and you know and it hurt for a while but then I remember the first time I got off and they were like Adam Ray think you figured it out and I was like all right that was cool but man it hurt every time I was just like this is a negative place like I know I bombed do you need to say it again for them so I remember just bombing and them just being like Jesus [ __ ] Christ like not even trying to make a joke just Danish and O’Neal yeah and uh sweet guys now and uh you know as time gets older they got you good early they got me yeah yeah I mean yeah but you know maybe better the intimidation backr and so I’m eating the Frosted Flakes uh home from that and you know the slogan for frost Frosted Flakes they’re great and in my head not to be funny I’m sad I like heard that in my head and I kind of went in my roomate’s like what’s so funny I go life he’s like no that’s Frosted Flakes life we do have life serial life serial yeah listen any more weed man don’t do that dude just smoke me out man I lived with a guy that worked at AT&T uh hated people but was the top salesman go figure and then a guy that was a sue chef at Big restaurants downtown and uh was drunk all the time drunk all the time so much so that he drove me uh in his truck to uh our landlord to resign for our lease and he stumbles out the door and I go wh you’re all right and he goes you’re all right I was like Uber’s not around yet I get in the car we drive down Melrose you know which is kind of a tight two lane on each side road road if you’re going Melrose from laa and Melrose where we were passing uh paramounts and you’re going down and it’s it’s narrow if you start speeding on the far right dude you’re hugging that curb like a stepdad saying goodbye to his real kid and uh and we he’s going like 60 it’s 30 and I go I go just slow slow down he’s like I’m and then we get in there and we send the lease scream at myself and the other two guys after we hit four or five cars and killed a whole family whole family some cars uh ran through all the lights but got there on time and uh and we get in there and and we’re signing the lease and and our guy Gary kleff guy looked like a Professor X but with uh with maybe like um I don’t know maybe like a a porn addiction glasses Baldhead talk like this hey guys by the way you and I both are pretty good at emulating this is spot on well I’m so fired up you guys are going to stay in the building this would be great bald glasses um just of course we know month to month we’ll keep it going if anything changes call me you know how available I am I’m a fun guy but I also like to keep it clean business is first but fun is also a big part of my no one asked about that Gary um any other questions from here on out and then Sean blackout drunk I’m like no I think you’re pretty standard uh you guys whatever Sean say his name I won’t say his last name Sean raise his hand there some pits s s te pavit and I go I’ll actually take this for so now I just clock he’s blackout so I’m like I don’t want him I don’t want to give off any reason for us to not be living here I was paying 640 a month from 2006 to 2014 when I lived there in a three-bedroom two bath and my room was and then I moved into the bigger room with a bathroom that was 8840 wow yeah not bad on the BR and Melrose man that’s pretty good um and so I’m like don’t [ __ ] this up she’s like T pitz and I go I’ll take this Sean’s asking is uh we have a friend named teevin pitz he’s an up and cominging recording artist can he uh come by and play what’s I guess the noise ordinance curfew for like living in the apartment because he’s said we want to give him his his flowers and there’s a big Halloween party coming up but tein PE you know what’s your you know and then SE go no seven seven seven pebs I go oh uh pets what’s the thing on pets can we have a cat can we have a dog what is it you know and te PEB has pets and then he just kept like trying to like interject and then finally I just [ __ ] kicked him under the table and he looked at me he goes and I was just like dude like you remember Vince Von in like [ __ ] wedding lock it up dude lock it up lock it up the [ __ ] you lock it up lock my on the [ __ ] table right now what by you want to talk about him you let him drive home we’ll be right back in here we p whis I like to go out I like to have some meals I like to have some fancy meals once in a while and if you’re foodie uh which most humans are I think we need water but we definitely need food too I mean it’s the thing that I get the most excited about at night after shows um and you know it can be a little expensive going out to restaurants all the time well that’s why there’s cook Unity cook Unity is the first chef to you service delivering locally sourced meals from award-winning chefs right to your door every weekend and it’s cheaper than other delivery options that’s pretty impressive all right sometimes I’ll go to a restaurant out of town and it is a big old bill but you know kudos to the chef you would love that at the 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they uh they have like the the soy and and dairy free options and nutree anything you need they got it you must must try it if you want high quality food right at your door from chefs huh not a cook a chef experience chef quality meals every week delivered right to your door go to cook unity.com whiskey or enter code whiskey before check out for 50% off your first week that is 50% off your first week by using Code whiskey we’re going to cookunity dcom Ginger I like gingers so funny dude you’re like well I I I I I was drunk too I mean I I wasn’t [ __ ] how that yeah I was [ __ ] yeah I did yeah I did I did let him drive me home Jesus Christ after all that wild dude one time I broke your door remember was that same that same same guy yeah same guy who uh he text me yeah we did after our uh uh Christmas uh drinking video which you can find on uh on YouTube we got so tanked and then we you locked your we locked we got so we drank I think three bottles of wine and smoked three bunts and recorded uh I think it’s called Mar a drunk Christmas album on YouTube and sloppy Christmas it’s one of the funniest things people don’t think we’re really drunk which is bummer Cas we gone and it was uh busted your face open I fell into a symbol and sliced my should have sliced my open and sliced you knocked over a symbol your head hit uh the edge of the of the of snare drum that’s right yeah the symbol fell with you but your head hit the snare drum cuz it was a blunt smack it was loud and you just kept singing Most Wonderful Time of the Year and then I get up I didn’t realize you were hurt I just thought you fell I didn’t I didn’t see you I thought oh he just lumped down on the ground and then you got up I was like whoa dude and then at the end the ending is the best part well one of the it’s all really funny and we had a great time though and then at the end I’m just bleeding and you’re like so funny Wolverine and then you go you go and I go am I okay and then go to the hospital you go no you’re good dude you go super funny dude so funny and then we go home to my place cuz we’re like now we want to [ __ ] smash food and kind get stoned again and talk also and we didn’t drive no drive we had my buddy your buddy drove us I think my other roommate yeah your other roommate drove us and so brought us home and and uh we had a good time but the door was locked so so Andrew’s like [ __ ] it it was one of those things where you’re like door’s locked we want to get in we know fun is just on the other side of this [ __ ] handle and Andrew van dams my door down I was just like whoa even I can’t believe it worked do you know when you did something and you’re like in your mind your drunk mind you’re like it’s going to work perfect and then you do it and I clearly would never work like that when I did that I thought whoa you can do that I I I thought that was just a movie in the movie thing yeah you busted the door and by the way you know what does that say about how you know protective our doors were but you gave it a good kick though but it wasn’t that hard I mean it was just a kick it should have it should have given a little resistance but it just was like yeah come on in yeah your roomate was bumbed and then uh and then I think yeah the guy who drove me drunk drun the next day was like he came back and was like what happened to the door and I was like oh uh we got we couldn’t get in we [ __ ] had an interesting locksmith stop by yeah but then literally two um two uh two weeks later my roommate got into a debacle with a pizza delivery guy um because he showed up uh with the pizza and um he what what happened again he the guy showed with the pizza and it like in the car had slipped around a bunch so all the slices was it had been smashed up against the side like it was like uh as if you held it vertically or something the pizza was smooshed in sideways on the on the thing yeah it was oh yeah and this’s what is so then my roommate goes I’m not paying for this [ __ ] yeah and he was just like the [ __ ] you aren’t and he was like I’m not and he [ __ ] threw the pizza at the pizza delivery guy and Slamm the door in his face so the pizza delivery guy pulls an Andrew Santino and [ __ ] kicks the door and breaks the door handle off perect and so then we get a text uh my other roommate and I get a text from him being like hey just a heads up got in a fight with the pizza D guy he broke the door handle when are you guys coming home you text like dude I think we need to fix the door the door frame the handle the lock we should actually need to move yeah dude yeah the good days baby the best days the good days um Adam I love you is that a bit it this was a good onew by we moving this was bid city today this so good I just pulled up that video and it ends with adr.com pluged in that address see I was redirected for in Denny’s that’s so fun awesome Denny GT whatever GT wow Google what GT is I now have Adam rom.com where where you can find all my tour dates uh which by the way on the road from here until uh at least November and then uh Dr Phil Live Theater dates will be announced very soon if you want to watch all the Dr Phil lives are on YouTube on Adam Ray uh comedy uh it’s my YouTube channel special is out now on my YouTube like And subscribe I’m proud of it it’s fun it looks great it’s funny it’s uh it’s uh it’s a it’s a good uh it’ll make you laugh it’ll make you feel good and the podcast about last night and um oh been a Paul F movie coming up in uh July with Cena Cena how many have you done four with him oh maybe like six or seven Jesus with your boy Cena’s in it’s called jackpot um and then I’ll be on Impractical Jokers in July um but come out and see me on the road adamr comedy.com um go see the boy man one of my oldest Boys on planet Earth one of my oldest friends one of my sweetest little princes and uh and I love you and what I love about knowing you this long has been the the commitment to uh to Excellence because a lot of people will come up in this business and go all right I I I I have a funny idea but how do I implement it do I go to the Laugh Factory do I scream the nword or do I just sit at home and Rite and let things marinate and yeah I can wear cool shoes and drive a fancy car but do I have substance inside of me could I put my finger in my butt sure could I put a thumb in someone else’s butt maybe do I say my own name when I come I have to because it’s the only way to get fired up about a Wednesday I digress I think if you think you can you can’t and if a 24-hour Fitness closes at 11: well you have the grounds uh to to burn it down we’ll be right back in here we pour whisk whisk whis whis whis you that creature in the ginger beard sturdy and ginger like B the ginger Jean is a cured Ginger a beautiful you owe me $5 for the whiskey and $75 for the horse gingers oh hell no this whiskey is excellent Ginger I like gingers