Eating at the ONLY Italian restaurant open at 3am

all right y’all so it’s my birthday right now well my birthday is almost over y’all see it’s 11:17 we in the last moment at the birthday see I got Keelan in the back what it do man and we at Cortez’s job real quick he’s ready to come on home we ready to have a good time and and end the birthday off with a bang I think his shiins in a couple hours but he’s going to leave early so we can go have some fun we’ve been waiting for Cortez for like the past I don’t even know he told us to come here to pick him up he told me he was going to leave work early we just going to go to the window and order some fries and hopefully Cortez is at the window to dayy here today can I get a a small fry small fry okay what else uh and also Cortez y ordered Cortez food oh Wild should we get out the line or should we get the fries did y’all order fries we got you some shirts shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] n this [ __ ] [ __ ] damn what it doe what’s up you trying to come fishing with us cat some slobs Fu wrong no [ __ ] damn [ __ ] on purpose say what slob [ __ ] [ __ ] SL [ __ ] [ __ ] we talking about the the the slobs the the catfish saying that [ __ ] man [ __ ] that [ __ ] that [ __ ] [ __ ] it’s blood [ __ ] yall so it’s currently 1 in the morning morning right now we at Baltimore right now we at the Valentinos apparently this spot right here got 24hour eats and they serving the Battalion food so we going to go in there real quick we going to see what’s up I’m going to be honest bro most like 24-hour spots be like Waffle House IHOP the fact that this is a 24-hour Italian restaurant I’m kind of curious to see what this about to look like y’all see it say that look Lounge cocktails carry out open sign they open how you feel about you think there going to be some some good eats I mother open 24 hours you think it’s going to be good yeah they packed too yeah this your more packed than IHOP how you think it’s about to be I think it might be all right for real they got in folks in there at 1 in the morning they got a food bar everything in the video yeah you look sweet you look all right all right let’s go with the Valentino this hit yeah it’s all right this your hit what’s up y all right 10 Shine for life you hear me all about the B you my product I [ __ ] with you too bro how are you doing tonight I’m doing pretty good pretty [Music] good I got a question so how long have y’all been in business for like 35 years and you guys always been 24 hours so it’s Friday Saturday 24 hours but on Sunday through Thursday it’s from 700 a.m. till 5:00 a.m. okay okay uh-huh thank you yeah here we go thank you [ __ ] I ain’t going to lie even 7:00 a.m. to 5:00 a.m. is still a long ass time bro might as well be 24 hours what they doing for them 2 hours that’s going home washing they asses all right y’all boom established in 1987 this is who started it all um so that is actually like Valentinos so our restaurant is actually name because all Valentinos oh so this Valentino yes uhhuh okay that’s the man that’s the man himself that’s the man who started it all oh yeah they got the photos on the menu and all that photos looking crazy it look good I don’t have GL want me to order for you I was going to get I was going to get un the meatloaf you want meatloaf they got they got Burgers you want meatloaf no bro I don’t want no bur what’ you get me I’m probably going to get some AA so as y’all see I got a mango lemonade he just staring at me drink this drink that weak ass [ __ ] [ __ ] you should have got everybody here a shot like it’s your birthday you you supposed to be drinking the shot you said shot everybody is shot you supposed to be drinking the shot this J right here y I’m be honest with you bro it ain’t bad it’s extremely sweet you don’t taste nothing T like juice yeah you’re right what’s that dry ass mushrooms in it want to try to eat this they got a dry ass Orange in that supposed to eat that hell no let take another dip so look y’all I was in a pasta mood so I went ahead y’all and I grabbed this right here this [Music] Neptune don’t sound good we going to see we went ahead and ordered the food I went ahead and I got that that Neptune pasta drink the drink I ain’t going to lie the drink is pretty good tastes like straight up juice tastes no alcohol in at all everybody else they left the establishment I think they’re going on like a smoke break or something I don’t I don’t know hey hey have y’all had this before what y’all rate this place [Music] on 6 and2 s 67 said like a 67 but I mean like I said bro for it to be like a late night jump it ain’t giving like dny Vibes bro you see [ __ ] dressed up like but and [ __ ] in here so they just brought out some Caesar salads I’m assuming that the Caesar salads come with the pastas because you know ke and can they both got pastas as well and they came out with chees and salads I asked for another drink he said unfortunately the bar closes at10 that’s kind of a weird time you feel me I had no idea so now I’m about to go thirsty you feel me y’all see the salad this ain’t looking like no Ruby Tuesday salad it look real sauce got the croutons up in it and it’s green it’s a Greek salad what you thinking they bless with the sauce on this J like normally the J be dry yeah this J got a whole lot of flavor to it they put a generous amount of of uh cizar dressing on this [Music] everything that crew joh listen listen y put the mic up up drink they crunchy but they soft at the same time ain’t they bro they crunchy but soft bro like the croutons almost in your mouth Li I don’t like croutons th out one of them nah nah [ __ ] this is different than the other one try hard try try P Bro you like the C you like yeah Trang with try right what you [Music] think that’s on the ey right they do the other ones be cheap but these J is good like they give it more flavor too they do like M they season this J up with like olive oil and like Italian season CH this J buzzer I ain’t going to lie to Y this this a good salad it is it is a good season salad right here for like a little side salad this on here V they also brought out some bread y’all oh yeah they also brought off some bread bread is extremely warm and it comes from marinara you not going to pick that up not you going you going to leave it we going to let eat that but look boom a little bit of sauce on it we going to let I eat that we all right so ask him when he get back tell them that’s his piece right there you going tell yeah I’m let know drw one of these one of them juns it’s warm I just don’t really like the marinara what the [ __ ] what y’all eating bro the marinara sauce is real bitter so it’s like type of marinara that make me nauseous wait hold on this is your Peach right there damn my name ain’t dog or Mouse grab got me [ __ ] up [ __ ] ain’t that [ __ ] I ain’t that [ __ ] eat off the table now let me know what you think about the bread stick kiss my black and the Marin my name Mo a roach rat mouth raccoon my name Mo trying to feed me look Fe feed me off the table with got that [ __ ] look feed give give the PE Mo some [ __ ] umbr off the table my name I know what to do [ __ ] I don’t want that table [ __ ] though I don’t want that guess how the this one yes yeah crunchy wait no no don’t double that to do y play that he you like that no no eat he was going do my man just brought out the food look at it woo it got the crab meat on it with that black and shrimp damn you see that oh yeah my [ __ ] look to too though let me that’s your jump yeah bro that’s damn that looking fresk looking good bro where my [ __ ] at that don’t look better though I don’t know what sauce they want you want cheese cheese oh yeah I’ll take some cheese oh yeah let me get extra cheese damn that’s that’s perfect thank you that’s perfect give him extra two please damn oh yeah oh yeah that’s good that’s good no no no keep going keep going you said keep going for me go back to the kitchen oh oh he want some on his wings back yeah yeah give him some on the wings you want hook them up hook them up a little one the wings y’all see the food look inside Notch this [ __ ] look was so they left the uh they left the tail on the sh the tail on the shm but I ain’t going to L up you got K the sauce is nice and sweet I’m already mad can’t even cut the chicken flavorful is Hell Black and shrimp tast shrimp a little salty but it tastes good whole lot got Char to it they got a char No no no no Char taste no Char the pan y’all see the lump crab they put like straight up lump no fillers nothing on top of this crab me head what you thinking I don’t know your a little cold though cold mhm a little cold chicken they had your [ __ ] just [ __ ] while mine was May me baked potato a little some of my like items is cold going lie to you bro what about the flavor though other than it’s good the flavor good for like a 24hour spot y’all this on hting yeah you think so been fresh too you would think that what I’m saying yeah that straight well he saying that his is cold he he said he ain’t feeling well I asked for another one he told me no mine’s good though no it’s a little cold it’s not fully bought an ostrich my he just bought an ostrich he just bought an Italian ostrich I’m going be honest bro when my food came out I’m like man this don’t look good this don’t look good it is good this look like some [ __ ] why did you get chicken bro why y’all getting chicken why are they getting chicken like them like looking at the mac and cheese bro how you feeling about his mac and cheese it don’t that’s that easy thing that easy thing let me know what that don’t T like they gave that [ __ ] straight up [Music] ster trying to rap about the uh look sticky [ __ ] what so sticky try to D my [ __ ] though look watery and [ __ ] boy nah that don’t look good look like how grandmother used to make n you lying Straight TV dinner it’s called noodles give me some Quail eating qu what qu y’all they making him feel self-conscious about his food I think it look good I eat I but that look nasty look at it close up close up they it’s good this right here for late night eat it’s going to get like a 9 out of 10 for late night eat what you think no I’m banging with the I’m bang my food is a little cold but I’m banging with the J comparing this to anything else that’s open this Lake like wle house IHOP all them places bro the [ __ ] qu W me up yeah y y me up not sure what you rate the chicken though it’s some real stuff it’s good and what you ate out of 10 out of 10 a seven seven you eat it again no you wouldn’t get it again no mac and cheese I haven’t got to that yet I didn’t even eat the mac and cheese yet this right here like a a little cold quick eight n out of 10 I would definitely get this again it’s good bro it’s on Torch lump crab they get the real crab and everything real crab that’s real crab me right here I TCH no shrimp no I got crab I just got wings are they good quaill Wings you mess with them yeah they no they pretty good they pretty spicy taste one I’m everything a w so far y’all definitely eat this CH off the late night love this sh what you think about it tastes good bro no cheese cheesy as hell I feel like this is some legit [ __ ] it tastes good it don’t taste like sers though it don’t M you want to try it I’m good that J look like Golden Corral don’t it yeah my I don’t know [ __ ] what I don’t know what go to you ever had to go to it do look like that bro I a going Buffet mask what the [ __ ] look like Buffet Mas remember the uh the magot cheese from uh KFC too that’s what it look like yeah KFC magot cheese I don’t even order I don’t even order Mages Place bro who wait so y’all flaming my food now I’m not bro who would come to an Italian spot and order a quarter white with mac and cheese and he he think he had like Sardis or Peruvian jump all right y so I’m doing the Valentinos right now I ain’t going to lie that [ __ ] was y’all like hitting you ever had this before brother what you rate this out a 10 t man [ __ ] he in mcgomery County check me out hey he hey show me real quick the goinging crazy [ __ ] bro real Mass pieces you yeah real [ __ ] so I’m leaving the joint y’all see they still booming in there they got the tapman in there all of that stuff and for a late night spot bro they they doing their thing bro so I’m going in this random little harer Mark we thirsty I seen some really disturbing stuff y’all apparently Coca-Cola bro apparently they signed a deal with Microsoft bro like what is Bill Gates doing [ __ ] with the ingredient to the coke bro like now I can’t even drink this no more dog water you got soda yeah I should have get this [ __ ] should I I don’t drink soda you stopped drinking sodas I haven’t had I I don’t buy soda bro what you be drinking this apple juice uh like like all types of juice juice water no I don’t like soda though 100 calories 240 calories put it back why do you drink Sila why taste good we got some water Y is this better for me 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