Europe Doesn’t Want Our Waffle House Fights #390

Drunken fights late at night in restaurants is an American tradition that is slowly creeping it’s way into Europe.

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you’re starting to notice certain
American things are creeping into Europe
like people eating really late and you
know Europe is always kind of late like
it’s later than America like a lot of
restaurants in France open at 7: p.m.
and people eat till 11: okay but America
we all know food is available you know
usually throughout the night throughout
the night and Milan poised to ban ice
cream pizza and more after midnight
after new proposed law uh because really
what they’re uh uh
noticing and what they’re saying to
themselves is
people will
behave badly if given the
opportunity covering 12 districts to
proposal would ban all takeway food
including pizza and drink after midnight
in an effort to clamp down on noisy
groups crowding on the streets of the
Italian city keeping local residents
up so what’s happening is is a bunch of
drunk people are gathering in the
streets
and they’re getting a kebab or a scoop
of ice cream and the people in Italy are
like I’m trying to just go to
bed and remember the good old days when
this country was run by
musolini and we had a future but now 25
to 30% of our young people are
unemployed they live with their families
forever there’s nothing going
on okay and uh so they’re out there
getting drunk and eating ice cream
instead of of joining the
war they need a world by the way all
these European countries they’re like
they are chomping at the bit a lot of
them need a little bit of a World War
and so do
we The Proposal would be effective until
miday and last until November because
the Summers get wild a lot of tourists
come into these
places and they start showing the
Italians how it’s
done here’s how it’s
done America
the amount of
fighting that goes on at these late
night food places is amazing I mean it’s
famous to watch these denes fights these
Waffle House fights people go out to
diners late at night they’re on the
Boardwalk in Atlantic City and they’re
all lining up to eat and they decide
something uh runs uh something rubs them
the wrong way and they start killing
each other and Italy watches that and
goes we don’t want that we don’t want a
bunch of people uh throwing hash browns
at each other at 3:00 a.m. how do we
stop it can we stop people from getting
on the table and throwing hash browns at
each other is there a law that we can
introduce so that we could because they
know what’s coming sure it’s a couple of
scoops of Gelato at midnight that’s
that’s fine but they know what’s coming
later on which is full Wars in our
restaurants at 2: or 3 in the morning
Wars I mean people people trying to kill
each other late at night and they know
what they see it people in Italy watch
people at
Denny’s beat the living out of each
other they watch brawl after
brawl people are getting choked out and
put to sleep on the floor of of a
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Perkins and Italy is going is this our
future sure people are picking up those
waffle ass metal
chairs and and bludgeoning other people
with it and Italy goes you know what
let’s stop this let’s cut this
out let’s stop this
now and I get it I get it I I mean it’s
easy to say well what about freedom but
this is freedom freedom is the freedom
to to crack someone over the head with a
napkin
holder at at 2: to 3:00 a.m. you really
believe in Freedom when you’re young and
as you get older you start to realize
there’s some pitfalls there’s some
negatives to it to be honest one of the
negatives of freedom is that people will
use it to take a chair at their local
Waffle House and skull somebody with it
at 1 in the morning because they’re
unhappy for whatever reason I don’t know
I don’t know why aren’t these people
happy they’re eating pancakes at 3:00
a.m. you’d think they’d be happy but you
add drugs you add poverty you add U
other things that are you know people uh
perhaps social media gets added to the
mix people popping about each
other and Italy’s looking at all this
and it’s is really exclusively American
phenomenon most people in other
countries aren’t really killing each
other at breakfast restaurants there’s
not many you can’t really Point like a
ton of brawls in Swedish uh uh pancake
you know what I mean like there’s just
not a lot of them but here in America we
are famous for a brawl and a brawl with
breakfast food is for whatever reason is
more
disturbing like people that are eating
pancakes and decide to kill each other
it’s somehow more disturbing I went with
Sam talent to a nice little uh uh spot
in Sweden for Swedish meatball and
pancakes and we sat we ate and we
left at no point did I or Sam or any of
the residents in the restaurant
decide to pick up a chair a napkin
holder a drink a fork and try to kill
someone but in America this is a pretty
common
occurrence I’ve never been around for
something like this that happened live
but this happened quite a lot and I
think Italy is starting to go well can
we stop this before it
starts can we stop this before people
start losing their mind I don’t know