Six Nations Team of the Tournament (for haters)

The most prestigeous list that’s ever been put together is here! Jump into this week’s Rugby Update to see who makes my Six Nations Team of the Tournament.
Theres some guys from France, England, Ireland, Italy and um… uhhhh.
Let’s just leave it there and remember what a great Six Nations 2024 game us.

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Okay now this is a first phase move ball off the line out the pullback pass then the 13 comes up another pullback pass into the line Yani and then the 15 is up from fullback go PNY make this a beautiful thing Ry hello and welcome to this week’s rugby update also congratulations to

Ireland for defending their Six Nations Title what seemed like a bit of a possession at the end of Feb turned into a much more interesting competition over the last two weekends enjoy the revelries and just know that we are ready to grind your bones into dust when

You visit in July I’m sorry that was a little mean it’s been like 30° C every single day here for the last 10 weeks with no rain and my baby is sleeping like which means I am cranky and you know what the positivity can go out

The window this week I will still be doing what everybody else is doing but it will be raced with vitol and spite because I’m using my platform today to vent about having to wake up at 3:00 a.m. every single day welcome to the haters Six Nations team of the Tournament Porter’s penalty count is too damn High Schuman cut his hair which shows a real lack of conviction I don’t want genj I don’t want sir and I don’t want whomever’s playing for Wales these days so the winner is Danilo Fetti the big boy from zebra is bringing the Heat

Dan Shen is on pretty much everybody’s list out there and why not even his midlevel performances are like eight out of 10 for most other hookers too bad for him I am a recovering burnout Stoner and high skin Fades remind me of my bullies Smiley hag bear Jamie George takes his spot

Instead tight heads must be massive and they are not allowed to look like professional sports athletes in fact they are supposed to look upset to be playing rugby at all this means the only qualifying players for this team are Dan Cole and wi atonio anonio takes the spot

Because they literally had to drag him out of retirement to play bonus points there I did agree with most Publications on the tig burn picks he is the Beating Heart of the Irish pack and then I remembered that Federico Ruta literally exists and I blocked all those Publications mad eyes takes literally

Double the number of line outs of any other player in the Six Nations and he runs on the wing like he is some kind of Speedy flanker he is partnered by definitely not 22 years old George Martin he hits like a truck and he won the Battle of the newbies against Joe

McCarthy also I am taking credit for him getting picked cuz I singled him out as someone destined for greatness in last year’s World Cup sir C wooded can only dream of such hubris the only player that could possibly fill this role is Fran and that’s because France are the only other country

Besides the box that put the correct number on the back of open side flankers all other applicants cannot leave Charles olivon takes the Blindside spot because see the number thing I just mentioned if you can’t put the right number on your players backs then they don’t belong in this team finish and

CLA fine benel can be the number eight but only because he’ll be representing for all the short Kings being 6′ tall in a 6′ something world am I hating on the ladies now everybody can just go home it doesn’t matter how many Acura passes you

Throw or how many box kicks you put up Nolan legar threw that pass and if you’re a number nine and you do not throw that pass in at least one big game then I don’t want you sweating no wonder I’m so cranky and look at the choices I have in this

Category a child who’s 24 already a fullback that’s as mad as a Hatter a literal soccer player or the guy who cannot tea up a ball I’m leaving this one [Applause] empty not Cooks OE Lawrence missed too many games maybe next man and cello Nick Tomkins played four out of five games

And you’d never know it and by default it probably just Falls to Aki congratulations bricks bricks bricks everybody loves bricks actually I kind of love bricks as well so come on in nacho even though you don’t have four World Cups a we only at the wings okay

Who to pick uh the Aussie the sapper the Kiwi no this year me and other sensationalist oldw world gamine eating piece of haters will only pick pure Bloods from France and Italy yuan is an Italian name right and finally finally the final position in my team goes to my child Ang

Kapo so that everyone can hear how to say an kapo kapo okay and then can come back next year if he wins another grand slam thank you for letting me vent while I selected this year’s Six Nations team of the tournament and congratulations to Andy and the boys again don’t get too

Drunk I must now return to the irk to watch well-rested sapper clubs beat up on Six Nations players who are exhausted in 30° African heat I’m dying and I’m only talking hater energy gone news loaded H let’s first do our now s seemingly weekly Super Rugby checkin round four started with yet another

Crusaders loss against the Hurricanes this time it is truly weird to see the mighty saders that far down the table but at least they get to turn their fortunes around against a team that seems programmed to mess it up when it’s supposed to be easy the blues the canes

Are still the only unbeaten team in the competitions and they seem set to continue their Trend against the very skint Rebels this week the reds are carrying the Aussie flag with the brumbies as always just in tow the warar could also have been way up there if not

For a few Wayward kicks all in all this year’s Super Rugby Pacific is pretty entertaining and competitive now if only they could up the drama a little bit by making it actually hard to get into the playoffs H the final news is of a few more International retirements kind of

George North is definitely gone as he announced last week he had a bit of a in his final game but at least we will always have the 2013 Lions tour pet Romani is apparently retired as well or maybe not he did look sad during the anthems but there’s no concrete evidence

Just yet at the time of recording maybe he’ll see the state of his garden when he gets back home and decide that he can no longer go on Long International tours and finally manu’s International career seems to be over as well as he has signed with Bon blah blah blah always

Injured blah blah blah what could have been go make your money Manu and thank you for giving us that 2012 New Zealand test and I thank you for your attention I will end this week’s rugby update right there cuz it’s so angry I will be back to my optimistic self next week

Despite all the lions freezing to death at the dog track in gallway bye