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Who gave the Instagram chefs hot dogs again huh who’s responsible for that cuz they’re shoving them up cuz they’re putting them in everything again even themselves maybe I don’t know can’t really claim that we had a look at zany Lany a few weeks ago she makes stuff uh

She now goes under Elaine Carol’s kitchen so she lost her zaniness where did it go I don’t know she probably probably baked it into some hot dog pie thing some zany hot dog pie maybe she’s trying to be taken more seriously so she’s gone Elaine Carol’s kitchen that’s

What you’d think and then she makes what the hell is even ever that try and name one thing in that picture try and name one thing and the fingers don’t count the fingers are probably part of the meal to be honest they fit in what is

That in the middle that’s like if if you just let mozzarella hang out with a flock of sheep for a bit and had a little bit of a brain I don’t know make my favorite Seafood recipe with me use two bags of shrimp now add in whatever

Kind of crab legs you like what is a crab leg anyway I don’t I’ve never had a crab leg I don’t think it’s very popular in the UK but it doesn’t look like it came off a crab she’s using a damn turkey foil thing basket whatever how is

Your favorite Seafood dish start in one of them how does it start in one of them breaking news not really I just wanted to say that I’m batch from a alternate Dimension and I’m here to tell you about the sponsor of the video Opera you guys

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Thanks Opera then I like to add in some lump crab meat some [ __ ] what some lump crab meat you can’t just put the word lump in front of meat and think pretend it’s a new thing I’m sure lump crab meat is actually a thing I’m

I’m not having to go at zany Lany here more the person who just came up with lump crab meat and just they they’ tricked us all they’ve fck they’ tricked us all they just start selling lump chicken meat people would start to question that but when it’s crab it’s

Like well I don’t know what [ __ ] happens in the ocean anyway so maybe they do have lump meat I don’t these mozzarella pearls for Screamin okay it’s they are mozzarella pearls for creaminess which I don’t know I’ve dabbled in a creamy seafood pasta but when it’s said out loud it makes makes

Me recoil and not in a good way like a twerk compilation recoil way like a recoil way where my worm human worm Finds Its way inside me um use your favorite spaghetti that is a absolute Hood classic for uh Instagram real chefs by the way the

Crack of the spaghetti I don’t know why they just but I think it’s just cuz they put it in every meal and they they use everything for uh the wrong reason and so they’re cracking spaghetti why is spaghetti and a turkey thing only the Lord knows and be sure to mix everything

Well look at that what the hell it’s like trying to find crab lump meat in a in a hay stack nice quote that I like Ragu but use any kind you like make sure you get all of the sauce out of the jar by using water or milk now incorporate

Well she’s made her own kind of milk that’s sea milk damn this is not going to end with will top with your favorite cheeses like mozzarella parmesan or whatever kind you like Bake at 400 for 40 minutes grab yourself a beautiful plate and get ready to enjoy that’s not a beautiful plate

That’s a plain white plate but sorry carry on serve to your husband what if I don’t have one H I got to acquire one first here you go hubby your fa your favorite lump lump crab me look at it guys look at it what the hell

Is even that so easy and so so good you got to try it jenu really gagged a bit on that one I don’t trust shrimps at the best of times anyway so when when you’re [ __ ] around with them I get a bit nervous let’s have a look at some of these

Comments in Italy she would be shot in the street I can already find seven serious offenses in this video alone I don’t know if she’d be shot in the street cuz she wouldn’t be allowed out in the streets she’d be in a dungeon Alan darling can you surprise me soon

And use fresh veg fruits and meats instead of tin and packaged Foods I want to see what concoction you’ll conjure damn I got to say s Nel that’s very passive aggressive very condescending as well Elaine darling do you think you can manage uh organic produce do you think

You could use fresh produce I’d like to see what you could muster up what the [ __ ] button I hate it when people make me laugh I hate it makes me feel weak especially when I’m I’m being made laugh by xwolf O2 I might as well just be giggling and kicking my

Feet oh go and I’ll do I’ll go one well it’s not as good as I remember all that fish is really salty I fancy a kitchen sink full of liquid make this fun drink for your next party can I just say that is not a drink that is a

Kitchen sink genuinely and if I pull up to the function and they’ve got a potion in the kitchen sink I’m leaving I’m not taking a glass of that it’s just wrong on so many levels it’s like filling up a bathtub it’s the same thing it’s the

Same thing I clean my balls in the sink downstairs in the kitchen I started with two bags of ice and followed it up with 2 L of cranberry juice oh that would be fire for a UTI though wouldn’t it that would be fire for a urine infection

Continue one jug of orange juice some Frasco soda and some Sprite now I added 100% pineapple for sweetness oh just what it needed was some sweetness bit of light orange juice flavor what I’m sorry you added pineapple juice for sweetness but what’s this you’re adding a kilogram of sugar in

Anyway God damn it flavor with your favorite sugar flavor with your favorite sugar I can’t even I can’t even I can’t even with that sorry I can’t I added cinnamon because this was a holiday drink and I wanted to have that holiday spice oh it’s got Spice all

Right you made it in the kitchen sink there’s probably some like residual Paprika in that [ __ ] some pepper maybe that’s a little spicy make sure everything gets Incorporated add water oh my God oh God you know I’m not drinking the punch when you could just Add Water by

Flicking the tap on you know I’m not drinking that if I turn up to the function and they got that in the sink I’m walking right oh what’s this it’s a a holiday punch is it pull the drain off sorry I’m doing you all a favor oh

What’s this oh it’s a holiday punch interesting next I place some orange slices and lime for color and vitamin C yep so okay it’s healthy as well there’s vitamin c in there not in the sink too late she did it in the sink I know you’re trying to help it’s too late she

Did it in the sink in a sink let’s make meatloaf in a vacuum don’t give her any ideas she already did salmon in a dishwasher in the last video I found that out she’s going to do a full Lam shank on a radiator next hair dryer chicken or vibrator chicken maybe I

Think that’s probably possible I think it is honestly your ability to create stupidity knows no bounds um you’re a poet John a nasty one but this is insane this is insane at first glance I thought this was just like a board of [ __ ] and

Then I realized I saw the heat is in the top right and I was like I couldn’t see anything else and then I realized if you look bottom right it says risen and then I noticed the cross made out of cheese truly that is truly crazy there’s at

Least half of this stuff I don’t know what it is this is one of my favorite ways to celebrate Easter this is one of your favorite so this is not the first time you’ve done it oh my God the classic cheese cross is the classic cheese cross he has risen

Combo board is the one of my favorite ways to celebrate Easter right next to right next to Boiling my own eggs and putting them in the shape of Jesus’s face Jesus would have loved this though he really would have loved this placing some Swiss and American cheeses across

My board I use other cheese wedges and salami roses and of course some fresh fruit like strawberries grapes blueberries and raspberries next some crackers to go with the cheese and my favorite Easter candies I also like to add Prine pecans and dried fruits I used Pillsbury cookie dough to create these

Cookie letters and there you have it nothing better than candy and cheese this like little demon thing staring at you too you could I suppose you could even say uh cheesus has risen if you know what I mean this is actually this is the reason Jesus hasn’t

Risen for a while this the reason he’s not coming back it’s your Famous Board your famous Easter board but I want to see some real cheese I hear you say don’t worry this is my favorite thing to bring to a barbecue right you’re not invited

If why what are even they what are even they three double packages of little smokies little smokies little smokies yeah just saying if someone turns up with cheese covered little smokies to my barbecue I’ll fart on them I’ll fart on their face then a pour on top my cheese

Whz and my horel chili next I’ll season with some barbecue sauce and red onions I also like to use garlic powder and mustard if you love it like I do then I put some corn oh what oh what you almost had me I don’t know why I

Reacted like that when I saw she put the corn on I was like really like everything else was fine to finish it off I use my Pillsbury Grand’s biscuits and line the whole Pan Once those are done pop it into the oven at 350 you’re going to want to bake

This for 25 minutes no you’re not going to want to do anything with this you’re going to want to go ahead and that’s me throwing it out yeah if you turn up to my barbecue and you got this unfortunately you’re now on the menu you’re now on the menu you don’t

Turn up with food you turn up with this I’m eating your ass not in a good way look how beautiful it came out make yourself a delicious plate grab a bite and enjoy so easy and so good you got to try it don’t I don’t got to try it

Cheese whiz that’s a thing all of you acting like you wouldn’t take a spoonful of this during the Super Bowl can I okay can I kind of be honest if I saw this set out and no one was looking I might take a spoon I might if I knew there was

Little like hot dog things underneath there I don’t know why I just would probably try that hot dogs in a pan this is my favor lunch to make for my husband I start with my jumbo hot dog well I could say your husband’s Got 5 years

Left Max if he’s if this is like a regular occurrence and it starts like this then I add my horel chili one can I like with beans then I add a second can of horel I’m sorry what I’ve let that slide too many times what the hell is

Horel horal chili what is that horal once I’ve got my hot dogs all covered I add a can of of protel all mixed up and then used some water to cover the whole thing then I used some wash your sister sauce Americans can’t say that in general I don’t think it’s it’s just

Worcester sauce isn’t it wora sauce Max I don’t know actually Alexa is it Worcester sauce or wora sauce werer sauce or Worcester sauce is a fermented condiment invented by the pharmacists John wheie Lee why you so loud today anyway the city of Worcester in westers England during the first half of the

19th centur I also found this Southern Comfort barbecue rub flavoring mix all of that up I forgot there was hot dogs down there now it’s time to prepare his buns what sorry you’re doing what now keep it to the food please I’m just going to get these toasted and warmed

Now it’s time to add my favorite condom mints she’s doing that on purpose condom mint condom mints condom mints let that sink in put it all together I’m just inserting my hot dogs into the Buns thanks for don’t forget the chili um I don’t think I’ll forget it look at that

Big bowl of [ __ ] on the side you can’t miss it time for the cheese I love cheese on top of everything now it’s time for the official taste test Ruma has it when she actually had her first born and it just came fresh out the oven

If you will uh she got out some sharp cheddar and sprinkled it over that’s true take a big bite and enjoy so easy and so good you got to try it the thing is this is like it’s wrong but at the same time is I would have a

Nibble and probably enjoy it by accident I probably would I’d probably do that with a lot of things I made this party punch for my niece’s birthday I start with some jelly beans ice I was going to say something bad about the fact she’s using a fish tank but it’s kind of cool

It is kind of cool at least she’s not putting food in it at least there’s no chili in there or cheese or hot dogs I know she’s just itching to put in some cheese but I was using this fish tank because it was under the sea themed you

Just look in the background there’s Just Fish flopping about on the side like in cling film or something you can also if you um have them use cans then I used some unsweetened soda water and just a little bit of sugar oh yeah just a little

Bit I’m sorry just a little bit yeah just a little bit of sugar the drinks you’re putting in they don’t need to be sweetened then I grab my blue Hawaiian Punch and this was about six jugs worth but you can also use if you want water with

Some food coloring that’s just what I would fancy yeah that’s got to dye your organs blue that can’t not dye your organs blue a little bit I didn’t the fish tank because she loves aeriel and Under the Sea grab yourself a cup and enjoy so easy and so good you got to try

It I mean I’m kind of impressed I don’t know I’m easy I’m easy if I see a fish tank full of punch I think kind of cool yeah I can’t really slack that one off I mean it’s sweet it’s sweet and it’s blue but it’s not there’s no cheese in it make this

Healthy dinner with me start with some potatoes and cut them into quarters once all your potatoes are into quarters use some peas for color I like the Frozen kind now I like to use some cubed ham now add in two cups of milk okay you’ve

Lost me sorry I’m going for a piss mid video I’ve never done this before ever but when you’re putting milk on ham I’m Out oh I just rolled over my my penis in my with my desk chair just kidding and one cup of chicken broth top with some Monterey Jack cheese or any kind you like I also added some cheddar cheese for color color not for Taste she’s just

Chucked it in for color with that um logic I’ll Chuck some uranium into it just a SP just so give it a green glow under a black light now we’re going to bake at 350 for 1 hour it’s all done I had time to do my hair too Stir It Up

And grab yourself a heaping plateful M take a bite and enjoy so easy and so good you got to try it oh yeah oh that looks delicious that’s the worst one yet that’s the worst one yet ham milk potatoes the milk was still milk at

The end of cooking and you like if you ever use milk in food it usually disappears no one knows where it goes we don’t question it just it just disappears it did not disappear on this one I made this dinner with my wife fun fact when you’re all done you can save

The milk and goes great over cold cereal that’s what I mean the milk is still there you could still use that don’t mix the dish keep the milk why not that’s that’s all of uh elain’s Elaine Carol’s kitchen we’re going to watch today not zany Laney I should stop calling her

That she doesn’t identify that as that anymore I think it’s uh I think it’s rage bait which I found out about recently I didn’t know rage bait was a term yet I knew what it was but I didn’t know there was a term for it and yeah I

Just think it’s rage bait this isn’t real it’s a lot of food waste though bad me don’t like that whatever I’m going to go and make I haven’t had dinner yet so I’m going to go have some um ham milk potatoes and I’ll see you on the next

Video actually watch this video while I make ham milk potatoes watch this one do that