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All right guys we got some hungry teens out there I need night cream a banana spider vanilla punch sundae a pair of wax lips and an orange cream pop on the double healing can I get you fellas of Coca-Cola beverage 43 for a nickel yup we serve everyone here except one type

Of person whoa there’s Peggy manager too bad she’s going steady with Bud Lancaster needle back of our local high school six-man football team pump says someday if I work hard and live my neighbor so you got anyone to go with you to the dance it’s Mom and Pop shops

Like this restaurant and front line in the war against colonism if I don’t finish tiny enough pops will send me to the hospital

31 Comments

  1. Hey kid, you look like you're about 12. you don't even have any idea what people were like in the 1990s much less what they were like in the 1950s. 😒

  2. I like how it starts off with you seeing through like rose colored glasses, and it slowly gets realistic

  3. I had an asshole coworker who never wore a helmet on his bike…literally bragged about it.
    I'd love something about bikers who think stupid stuff is them being tough.
    Smashing a beer can to the head isn't smart, its future brain damage, Doug.

  4. Guys type i’m single and let your keyboard do the rest

    Im single and i don’t have to worry about it anymore i just want to be with you and be your best friends forever I don’t care what anyone else does but you are so important I don’t care 🤷‍♂️ about you and I’m not a single man 👨 I don’t wanna wanna be with you anymore you don’t deserve to have to have this conversation I don’t wanna have to deal like that anymore you don’t need this anymore you just have a relationship you have a boyfriend and you just don’t have a Gyatt

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