When I sat down for my last pizza in Italy and church bells started ringing, it looked like we had a chance at a 9+ pizza #shorts
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What did we stumble in here I’ve eaten a lot of food a lot are you kiding with those church bells right now it’s like God is reaching down touching me on the shoulder and say you did it big man you found the pizza place at the end of this
Journey this place is called Lori San Martino if looks could knock your dick onto the floor this would do it look at this take a deep breath smell it soak it in crust looks to die for it you may have felt that crunch back in
And talk it as much say I want to end this on a bang being like holy I found a nine or high eight no it’s still neapol on the bottom sort of it has better crunch it’s as good a pizza as I’ve had on this trip 7 seven I’m a man
Of honor integrity classiness Vibes all of it I can’t just give it an eight to make a bow on it the story doesn’t end the way the story does you want it to end not everything’s a fairy tale not everything’s a Disney movie not everybody dies and goes to heaven bad
Guys sometimes win I wish this was a 92 it’s not it’s a 77i

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They’re gunna ban you from the country Dave
All good pizzas he gives all something between 7 and 8… it is so lame
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better chips
God spoke to you!
"crust to die for" flops
Probably 80% of his scores end in the 7 range. Kind of a crappy scoring system…
I just love Italy and those bells!
This Guy Is A BUM! PERIOD!
Cracks me up how Italians think their food is this pinnacle of invention 😂
Like how he whispering so he dont get stabbed
The ingredients alone makes that pizza start at 8!!
I was disappointed even at the #1 spot in Capri and #1 spot in Naples 😢😢😢
Dude loves the most boring pizza
Go to Godmothers in Cleveland OH!!!
It is wild how after watching so many of these videos you can already guess on the dot it’s gonna be a 7.7 for his score on this one. I wasn’t even surprised
That shirt looks good ond him.. 🤔😊👍
Bro I felt that from California
Honor, integrity, blah, blah lol
You like your pizzas scorched, that's called an opinion, not honor or integrity🤣🤦♂️
He probably waited 40 minutes while that pizza sat there just to time the bell ring during the recording 😂
He ended it smoove as hell
Rip Silvana
One Italian word. Every one know's the rules.
If you ever want the "perfect" pizza, you would have to make it yourself.
C+… The man doesn't like pizza
Hahahahahahah
🤣 Dave 'the pseudo italian' 🤌🏼
Ok man. New Haven wins.
What shirt is that? The stripes line up with the collar, good attention to detail.