Nana and Trish host their Valentine’s Day Special with the lovely Lisa Ann. She spills the tea on dating Yung Gravy, meeting Matt Rife, the best Valentine’s Day gifts, dating in your 20’s how she got into the wine business, traveling to Italy and traveling alone, her attempts to get in touch with Sarah Palin, and more! During the second half of the show, several Barstool employees compete for a chance to take Lisa Ann out on a date! Tommy Smokes, Wayne Jetski and Meek Phil square off to try and win Lisa’s heart.
Chapters
0:00 Start
1:05 Super Bowl Recap & Taylor Swift Conspiracy
3:06 Wedding Gift $ Amount Debate
6:21 Update on Pat’s Shoulder Injury & Daytona Trip
12:26 Lisa’s New SiriusXM Radio Show
16:06 Lisa Dated Yung Gravy & Met Matt Rife
18:30 Lisa’s Travels to Italy & Her New Wine
22:05 Valentine’s Day Gifts & Dating in Your 20s
27:31 Random Hotel Hookups & Traveling Alone
33:58 The AVNs & Dancing in Italy
38:24 Lisa’s Attempts to Meet Sarah Palin
41:33 Food at Strip Clubs
44:09 Love After Lockup & The Tinder Swindler
46:59 Dating Apps & Introduction of Our Dating Game
49:32 The Lisa Ann Dating Show Begins
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And I’m killing you I’m killing you with kindness and with laughter uh you don’t get friend zone though what you don’t want to get friend zone I’m not getting friend zone cuz soon enough she’ll break the touch barrier beneath the table she’ll put her hand on my thigh and I’ll
Say not yet sweetheart not yet it’s cold and flu season welcome to the show everyone happy Valentine’s Day I’ll tell you what we have a guest today that is going to blow your [ __ ] balls we have a lot of guest today she going to blow your load
She make you blow your load and your balls blow a guest young Diego we have Lisa Ann on today we’re doing a dating show we fresh fresh out of prison fresh out of prison we have multiple people coming in they’re going to pitch a date with Lisa an we’re
Going to talk about um What She Likes in a man what you should be looking for in a man and how a man can satisfy a lady we’re going to go all all over the Valentine’s Day taboos how much to spend what the first date should be like what
The second date should be like if you’re married how long should you be celebrating Valentine’s they were doing it all with Lisa an and also she has a delicious wine which you loved I know Lisa by Lisa Anne it’s really really good it’s really good i’ I’ve I down two
BS I’m going to I’m going to actually fill my bathtub up with it tonight and B and I are going to slip in for something a little more comfortable um I have a few things to say politically I like understand politically I say do you want to talk
About that scripted that scripted Disney produced show that was on uh Sunday night what were we talking about we’re talking about the super bow Super Bowl yeah that was fixed you think it was 100% was fixed no you were fixed no you were fixed when I in Spade but for many years
Um first of all Brock pie I want you to use my face as a chair for the rest of your life okay he is so hot I you know can I make a confession I didn’t even know who Brock pie was like I was like oh he’s the quarterback for the ners but
He looks like the boy next door who’s got a little bit of weight on him who’s a perfect amount of soft he’s not too thick he’s not Perfection if I wasn’t with my boyfriend I would make it my my mission to be his boyfriend well did you
Well you used to comment on many football players Instagrams I’m just a wh sir now I no if you you’ve retired that I did I did sneak one in that he doesn’t know about you’ve relapsed I know I I did go on Rock Brock P’s page I
Don’t have a phone on me what you say I said I said ruined my home you said ruin my right before the big game I want to get I want to put a little pep in his step get him get him excited for the big
Game big game I mean it’s as expected um I told you what was going to happen it was it’s all it’s all it’s all been fixed and you know why it’s fixed because it’s election year okay here we go and Taylor Swift has Tred to Swoon electors to which side the All American
The All American Dream to whatever whatever woke side she’s on and that’s why Beyonce released that album as well cuz she’s trying to get all those Texan voters those Republican Red State Texan voters to switch over to her thing which is but is she a lib or is she a mega I
Don’t when you’re that rich I don’t think you’re allowed to choose I don’t either how’d you like the game it was good I mean I don’t know it was like I don’t really care I spent I spent with Youngtown Bob on my couch I saw I saw oh
Yes you were invited to my party I made I I spent I spent $2,000 on food I thought you weren’t spending money on parties I I could once I got started I couldn’t stop then you said you were coming and I had to make sure it was
Okay I had to send one of the girls home hm one of the staff I send one staff member home because I couldn’t afford to keep her cuz now there was out of people to serve well you typically have a onetoone serving station at your house no there’s one girl per guest exactly
One to one well I was in Boston and I got a little tipsy and then my nephew is begging me to stay so I to bail on Old you’re chipping it off chipping off the old block as they say uh now if you know you know I was chipping it off you’re
Just a chip off the old block aren’t you I’m just a chip off the old key okay talk about it um no it was nice the wedding was fabulous lesbian weding it was tell me about it how much did you spent on the gift there’s a lot of taboo
Topics about that I was right than no you [ __ ] lost the PO I didn’t lose that’s everyone else is cheap Stango can you go to our go to your Instagram and look up out and about poll so we argued over this last show how much to give on
A gift I’m I’m the right thing I’m what everyone should be doing I’m doing the right I’m doing right by God everyone else is being cheap well God’s sending you straight to Hell darling we had it was either cover your plate plate plus some or double your plate now I want you
To imagine Sten goes pulling up his um his burner right now it’s God God hates fat at God hates 69 Ste I don’t I don’t think we ever had real conversation are you homosexual no I am not okay yeah he’s married to a woman oh you’re
Married a black Trans woman engaged to a black transom sure okay great um well the things was cover the place your Co cover the cost of your plate plate plus a little or double it was like two% for double most and then it was split between plate and plate plus some I
Think it’s plate plus some always but I’ll tell you I don’t know what the plates were at this wedding it was like I didn’t even know weddings like this existed okay well it was it was a it was an uping Jewish lesbian lesbian wedding so of
Course it was going to be high-end and gorgeous it was absolutely fabulous did one of them wear a suit pants suit one to wear a pants suit but it was flowy enough top so yes so it was flowy enough so that it could um it could double
Dress no no no both white both were white they honestly looked [ __ ] Fab so you knew who the top was and who the bottom was yeah but I also know them personally so I know the ins and outs of their sexual proclivities all right so click click there what is that redheaded
Stepchild doing there oh smash keep going keep going now you’re going to click the poll right there click the poll I don’t think you can do this on a computer yeah you can oh you can’t all right well you’re going to have to trust me yeah I don’t
Really care yeah we’re all I’m just saying when I get married everyone comes with be D player double or I’m setting I’m sitting with the staff home but even when you were poor you were doing double plates yeah really I just had so disappointed when you said that because
It was it was like chipping it’s like it’s a hairdresser like I tip my barber $20 even if the haircuts $20 I think you have to do that I’m also getting because I’m a hairdresser and I I worked in the service industry for so many years doing
Hair and doing man doing boo Booth manicures and you know do you ever work in the ones where you put the thing down over the head and it dries a hair dryer yeah like the big [ __ ] thing yeah it’s hair dryer how El I do a permanent
Wave do you have do you have one in your home I used to no you did yes I did you had a permanent yes we we bought a vintage chair may my parent my we Nails out of the house did you you said under the table under the table under the
Table manicures no I think I I think I can agree anyone else who’s in the service industry if you’re a hairdresser or you are a makeup artist or a a weight a weight weight staff member a bartender you know that you give those tips to you
Know you know and thing did you want to say something Miss do you want the results of the poll yeah uh 48% cost of plate 46% cost of plate plus some 6% at least double the cost of the well I guess I’m just one of the 1% yes you’re
One of the 6% yeah one of the six% all right all right um my shoulder’s broken I didn’t feel like you what happened you were you suck your elbow a shoulder up a guy’s [ __ ] and he coughed I was doing a double now the Clint went ahead and it
Crushed the glenoid okay popped it right out um what kind of pills did you get son I got some muscle relaxers why don’t you on them now I am that’s why my hole is so loose you’re not slurring though imagine you didn’t take enough I took
One well I only take them before bed for now until I get addicted but um I was skiing I fell I fractured my glenoid which is the bone how did you fall you were trying to get off that silly lift thing that you want no I was going up to
It first trip first run of the first trip so you never even Sloop down the slope no I made it all the way down and then I was going up again a weird thing I was like skating up to the lift and I was going to fall I oh I’m going 2 miles
An hour let me fall my right shoulder how you fall going uphill I’ll tell you I fall my right shoulder because my left is [ __ ] so I fall but you fall going uphill yeah cuz you’re like you’re not walking uphill you have to like you know
How you ice skate it’s kind of ice skating uphill like sto you ever ski yes like you know how if you like sometimes there’s Parts where like there’s a little bit of like an incline and you have to kind of like get your momentum like SK but you use use little sticks
Yes oh so that’s how you get up with the sticks with your as well as skating use your legs and your sticks so it was a weird thing my left ski caught I went down I landed second I landed I go oh my shoulders broke do your French FR Pizza
Well I hot doged deer oh you know what French F piece means of course I’ve never been skiing but I know that’s what the kids do I’m trying to get you to ski but you won’t do it hold on I will do it let me finish this so I fractured my
Glenoid I went I got MRI a CT scan they’re going to tell me how torn my L Brom is not to be how low your teeth C count is and how low not to be confused with labia labram hopefully not a rotator cuff I’m praying I don’t need
Surgery and I can just re I can just rehab it back because the first dislocation that’s what you can do so I’m in a ton of pain everyone should feel bad for me and I’m going to look like a humongous piece of white trash at nasar because I’m going to have an adult
Injury I’m going to say that’s gout related when you get there I’m gon to say I was in Iraq [ __ ] it see if I can get something free out of it little Stolen Valor so that’s why you’re not coming to the any to the clubs I got I
Got us invited to a very exclusive party that I I had to I sent to MBA is it at the barol bar no no one else is invited there’s not one of Daytona I know we’re so scared what what what club it’s not it’s a private event I want to go back
To the strip club yes um you got lost in there I went to the strip club I was in the strip club I wasn’t looking for strippers I was looking for straight guys to blow I they go it’s the old bait and switch they in the back room let me
Just blindfold you they start giving a lap dance they pull it off Joy’s Joy’s twerking on their [ __ ] on their hooa yeah no that was fun we’re going to go to Latino night again I would hope well I’m hoping it’s still available well
Leah uh Leo no who did we go with it was Liam spider sper but this time um they like big booty [ __ ] correct I think we should go with Mr 305 Mr worldwide Sango goes I like big booty [ __ ] yeah yeah I don’t know I think we should go
It’s going to be fun and we have a long we’re there Friday Saturday Sunday Monday but there could potentially be rain on Sunday and I talked to lar I said what happens if it rains he’s like delay delay delay I go well do you think we’ll stay for the race on Monday he’s
Like absolutely not felberg says absolutely so oh it’s going to be rain down on Sunday it’s like but the weather changes so much in Florida so like they don’t know I just want to use that handicap uh razor in the pool again yeah we have to recreate that’s an iconic
Photo oh I can’t wait to go back in that pool it’s not going to be cold it’s going to be cold it’s like 50 degrees Uncle large Uncle large tie on will we TI on with Lisa an uh she brought her delicious wine and I hope that everyone
Listening to this learns something about Valentine’s Day yeah I hope everyone take something away that is able to improve their relationship emotionally spir spiritually or sexually and uh that includes you stinko I got my Ed Med so I’m ready to go oh good well enjoy this episode with Lisa an Happy Valentine’s
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Vivacious the dynamic The elusive the sexy the anenu the sexual anenu the sexual our very own Clairvoyant yeah Miss Lisa and your thank you for coming the show I brought I brought a thesaurus and that’s what we’re working on right now is we’re just going to keep going back these aw
We did we did we did a a Hot for Teacher scene earlier with Diego that’s why that’s why we sell the books out I did not know if Diego was uh legal when I entered so I asked beforeand stores it’s all legal I know that’s so funny you’re
Like are the first thing she says when she walks in she’s like is he of age yeah cuz I just wouldn’t be creepy if he wasn’t I’m I’m that woman now I’m cancelled for the pingpong show um Diego you know Lisa an right of course no you’re unfamiliar with Lisa an
She’s like you know Lisa you have what’s your porn search um he just dodged that question I think I know what he’s into what is it what is he into I think he’s into Mommy Mommy sunplay I what’s that oh dear that’s when you’re this is where
It’s like he’s so innocent it’s like you don’t want to like corrupt him but at the same time you do I know we don’t want to add we should let him be um I’m so happy for you I’m so happy that you’re here you have your new show
On Ser we’re going to talk about the wi in a second your new show on serus we just talking about your co-host you are like so it’s I feel like you’re like in such a Groove with him he’s hilarious Brad Ral was a guest on my podcast in
2021 and I could not get over the whole thing I mean first and foremost that night at that time you know as a starving comedian you do random jobs to make money he was going to be a PA for a sex party and this is something he does
Regularly for like $25 an now are under the table and so this was our first day meeting and I was like oh my I have to know all about this he pulls out the the air mattresses bre he do New York City sex party like a underground sex party go to
The gas station to get more ice for the drinks like these are his jobs and so he’s telling me this and then ironically he had gotten hit by a car that morning but didn’t want to cancel the podcast on me so showed up didn’t take the
Ambulance had to go PA this with a open sores all over his body a car make sure a load doesn’t get sprayed on your M and I just KN we vibed and I was like as soon as that interview was over I was like you know what I’m going to see this
Kid again in life we’re going to do something together he’s amazing we just jelled and so when this show opportunity came and they’re like hey do you have someone you’d like to work with and since one of the things we’re doing is answering like dating questions oh yeah
It’s always better to have to bounce off yeah bounce off so I’m like I got a guy his name’s Brett rabold and it just so happened he had just done an Off Broadway show uh with Dean Edwards that he wrote that is so good I’ve seen it twice
Ment he’s so talented I’m so jealous of his talent um that one of The Producers was like hey we just had him in studio he’s great let’s give it a try we did our first six now they’re bringing us on for another 20 episodes we’re having the
Time of our lives God damn what’s the show called better halves better halves how’ you what was your connection to the sex party uh no connection that was the day I was interviewing him I’m like so he’s like you know I do odd jobs he’s
Like I don’t make a lot of money doing comedy yet so I do odd jobs I’m like well well tell us odd jobs he’s like well I’m a PA at sex parties I’m like well this is interesting I love they call it PA like a production like it’s
Real around I saw on TV they said if come on we setting up and they show this on Tik Tok I mean they don’t show this the party in full swing no pun intended but they have it um blowing the mattresses up and putting them up inside
The clubs and like different little acut in the ladies rooms certain wipes and you know condom it’s very there’s a lot more of them in New York than I ever heard in LA and is it legal to do like at space out do whatever you want in
There I guess what’s the place what’s the place that we used to talk about New York Jack oh right New York Jacks is it’s a Wednesday Tuesday and Sundays Tuesdays random days for or Tuesdays and Sunday it’s a jerk off party no touching no or will get thrown out yeah but I
Found I found a loophole um but yeah I mean I I I wouldn’t do that now my in my my old age who knows maybe when I’m I’m uh maybe when n in when I’m in hospice go wheel your ass get back into the swing of things
Now someone has to ride his space room him to get hard one has to ride no is that a thing I don’t know maybe no now you have to tell me someone has to ride your face if you get hard well I no well I take I
Take my pills now I got my my um I take my uh e deep Hills now and they work yeah and they and it goes down in time as well yeah I mean I don’t have that problem it’s it can go down in a second I get depressed very easily God forbid
The wrong thought Pops in told I go from 60 to zero real real quick um are you Jing anyone no no are you playing field young gravy this was a blip it was never really a date it was it was it was a series of of coincidences that ended up
That he was going to be my date for AVN um and by the time we got to that finish line I just could not stand him enough to go so I stood him up you stood him up and that’s how I met Matt R cuz he was
The comedian for AVN and he had written jokes about me because I was his every Tuesday night for many years and so my friends that are there I’m at the airport bailing on this guy my friends are like oh my gosh this really cute comedian is saying things about you so
Did following the next day of course I have to tweet at Matt and say I’m sorry I missed the show thanks for thinking of me but I was busy standing at my date and then we connected and then next thing you know he did that what off with
[ __ ] Lisa and funny enough at a baby shower oh yeah last time I saw you it was me you and Kent Kim where whose baby shower is this it was kelel uh Casey baby show that’s right yeah and an was there largest wife Annie was there she’s
The [ __ ] best best ever that’s great talking that yeah young gravy he was here once did you sleep with him I did was it good I was know it was good I was going to go back for more you know what I mean um it it was just very different you know I
Met him here and we had such a great experience I took four of my girlfriends to his show and we were backstage it was a great show and he was in the beginning of the tour so he was sober and he wasn’t really drinking smoking a little
Weed whatever but then you bring put this kid in Vegas around a bunch of porn stars by day two it was just looking grimy and I knew he was raw and I was like and I I couldn’t imagine kissing him or anything at that point I was like
Okay you know I understand all these people are tested but now they’re not tested and this is a set school that I’ve already lived in and like I don’t need to live in it for just another speaking to the choir so um Vinnie had a scare last
Week oh I’m sorry Vinnie from Jersey it’s right we’re good we’re all good did you have scares like this when you were in finance I don’t think I had any scares in finance I had scares in college but not Finance was this a real scare no he
Has a girlfriend he has a girlfriend and um she’s a nurse she is a nurse so could be a scare from that t you she could yeah true she could test you on the I probably wouldn’t have her test me though if there was a scare you know
Sure she could jab you pretty hard yeah but hey that was a fun moment you know was a series of moments and now I’m back to just my like I have my casual people in my life um I traveled over 240,000 miles last year so it was really
Difficult to keep up with any sort of a relationship you were now miles you were riding dick for those miles or traveling I was not I was hosting events and doing other businesses uh I traveled to 10 countries last year ital one of them and Italy is one of them and you’re looking
At a beautiful bottle of wine from ganji sisly which I’m going to pour for you right now this is the mascal like I see that that um International label on top around the ring I know the do on the white that’s the gorilla that’s a very special label
What’s do I’m not very it means it’s authentic only from that region it’s a government uh authenticity for the region of that area that region of sis has similar onx as well take that one we gave you the nice class oh it’s know what region he’s from which region are you from
Fancying well this is this is Valentine’s Day so if you’re watching this right now as an aphrodesiac pour yourself a glass of wine and you can have a drink beautiful Ruby color oh this is stunning I got to take these off so how did you get into the wine a
Friend of mine that’s here in New York has family Cheers Cheers thank you uh he has family in Italy and it was something that I really was trying to venture into some sort of business in Italy because eventually that like to have a home there a little vacation spot maybe a retirement home
I’d love to live there later in life so like planting my feet was something I’ve been talking to people about and so he brought me this opportunity hell yes and the crazy thing is I don’t speak Italian and when you go to a region this small
No one speaks English yeah no one do you have to bring someone with you or you’re not traveling you’re not traveling or you are traveling alone I am I traveled with a a girlfriend a content creator and we used Google translate and I did what I could but now what I’m doing is
Just an hour a day every day I listen to Italian audio books then next month I’m going to go to Babel and then the following month I’m just going to hire somebody and do some on zoom and I’m just going to get into it and then from
That moment forward I’m going to try to engage in as many spots in this city where people speak Italian it’s so hard to learn like they don’t realize you’re a child we pick things up just naturally you can learn how to jump rope ride a bike like everything like that’s hard
You as an adult you can’t can never do if you try to ride a bike as an adult you’d fall in your face if you didn’t learn it when you were a kid I agree like I SK I’ve been sking since I was four and my friends that are my age that
Never ski I’m like why would you try it now it’s just stupid you’re in your 50s you’re going to fall and it’s going to hurt and you’re not going to know how to stop they’re trying to Meo SK I said Nana is not getting up on that slope
This is phenomenal it’s very what What kind of grape is this so this nurella mascal is it’s another grape that’s very unique to that region and has a nice flavor nice aity to it nice acidity and remember something even though things say organic in the US they’re still not
100% organic there’s still going to be things that we use to force growth and to also prevent pesticides all these things they do none of that in Italy so what you get you get I feel how much cleaner it is in your mouth without those extra chemicals I’m trash so I
Just want to bend drink when I drink but this is like this is enjoyable is I love a lightweight red this is I love a lightweight red cuz it’s um does make S it’s refreshing it’s refreshing you can drink more of it and it just you know
When I drink something when I like um especially room temperature things like a red you don’t want something thick like something heavy and my one girlfriend likes this chilled yeah I I drink chilled red I keep it in the yeah CU it’s a light she’s like no a light
Red is so good chill I’m like really that’s weird we don’t it it is good though now that I drink it at her place but so Valentine’s Day is here and I don’t know if you guys give out suggestions of of what people should do for gifts do you we haven’t done yet
We’re on opposite sides of the spectrum with that because he’s a very much like gift giving is part of his love language he likes to spend spend spend where I’m more of just like a quality time like kind of the gifts aren’t as important to
Me or as special to me maybe I just haven’t gotten a good gift no that just it’s not that important to you yeah I think doing things together and having experiences but like my guy friends I’m always like bro take the day off clean the whole [ __ ] house before she gets
Home from work like do something way more than buying her another bracelet there’s so much pressure in a gift does she have something like this is she going to like it does it go with her other stuff do things what’s the ultimate like gift for you like what
Would you want want to receive say you’ve been dating someone for like a year or two and it’s like the initial first Valentine’s Day is over months maybe I’d like to go on a trip you want to go on a trip I’d like to go on a trip
I’d like to create a memory together somewhere like I went to Paris for Valentine’s Day in 2015 alone cuz I had always wanted to go there for Valentine’s Day and I all these miles that were going to expire so I booked this like massive go places alone I’m
Like afraid to go places alone I need I need to travel alone I need to just rip the Band-Aid it you know what the people watching when you’re alone and you meet people when you’re alone you don’t meet people when you’re with someone else you stay talking to your person I’ve
Traveled my whole life uh for I started having to do it for work but I’ve traveled everywhere all over the world alone for years and you loved it right yeah I used to it he going to restaurants I just love it exploring you know it’s just you’re moving how you
Want to move too but I think yeah two years a trip would be a nice gift in 2015 you went to Paris and you were alone there alone there Valentine’s Day that what did that look like an evening alone with Lisa and so I planned I was
There for four days and I did three excursions I did I ran I did the um Segways through the city oh how cool I find excursions are a great way to meet travelers from other countries and then you make friends with them and then when you travel you see them again it’s so
Nerdy and fun I’m so nerdy I do bike tours I do guided cuz also you’re a woman alone you’re safe a group yeah yeah yeah and when you’re doing those tours you can see all the other spots that you want to go back to later once
It’s over so the segue I did a cooking class right across from doter Dame University so beautiful it Chapel the right there was before the fire cocoon we made duck duck uh we made crem brulee like it was like an8 hour class to make these and then we sat at this
Big beautiful table and the view out the window was the Notre Dame it was just like and I made I met great couples there all from different countries every the experiences over regular gifts cuz this bracelet a ring a [ __ ] you know couch or whatever it’s GNA it’s expiring
Kind of gets old memories you have forever and it’s so much more meaningful I love going away and going trips did you re worried you were going to get recognized when you travel alone do you try and be like Incognito like when you’re alone in France yeah I do get
Recognized a lot when I’m alone and I will say people are seem to be more mindful in other countries that they don’t want to be intrusive in your space they don’t want to scare you so they’ll like say hello and be excited that you’re there but like in America when
Somebody recognizes you they’re in your [ __ ] Grill they’re like hey and I’m like yes you masturbates me okay let’s talk about okay you’re proud of this okay you want to scream into the world okay now the question is have you gotten inside a vagina cuz that’s what I really
Want to know I’m at that point let’s scratch the surface okay I warmed you up but please tell me there’s been some sex with something other than your hand Diego same question Diego has a girlfriend so does Vinnie obviously they’re doing it regularly at that age I
Mean multiple times a day multiple times a day on weekends how many times you think he he slept at my house and I I I pissed holy water on his on his forehead while he was sleeping he smell his panties when he left the house he left
His pants has pants they were cargo pants I just wanted to make if they were sure they were fresh how many times you think a young couple should be doing it early 20s you’re in love you’ve been dating less than a year you should be [ __ ] like
Twice a day three times a week it’s so tough because I can’t imagine being in love in my at 20 like I was I was single till I got married like I was single till I was 25 and then I got married and got divorced and been single pretty much
Since I was 31 like so I cannot really relate to what the schedule should be yeah yeah I think you think I think it’s more than you think I think it should be like every day at that age I would assume yes yeah every day right at least
Every day multiple deal you don’t have to take a pill you don’t have to plan it you’re you don’t have digestive issues yet you’re not wor about are we going out for a weird dinner and now I can’t do it cuz I had cheese like you know all these things are very
Real I remember getting asked day my viag like I can’t I can’t have any I can’t I can’t have more three grams of fat otherwise it the the Pill won’t work you’re not allowed to eat when you take it is that true you’re not it low the
Effect if oh [ __ ] I else it it will absorb it and it won’t be as effective if you I can remember getting asked out on a date Years Ago by a guy that I wanted to go out a date was so bad and I wanted to have sex with him so bad I
Remember he was wanted to take me to one of those fondue places oh God but I was like when was this melt this was I want to say 2005 2006 and I remember going to my girlfriends right away like what am I going to do I I can’t do cheese have a
Bunch of so they told me to tell him that I had I was lactose intolerant so we changed the restaurant and then it was so much better you were able to bought him that night yes went mastros it was so much better love MOS and it was the original H SC is
My favorite is it I love the one in Scottsdale the very first one so beautiful we’re doing a tour in Spring and Scottsdale cuz we have a bar there now I love Scottsdale I know come with us oh I would love to I have so many friends out there so yes Southwest ever
Oh yeah I’ve never been anywhere Southwest I want to go I’m trash i’ I’m like very not traveled and where’s the one place you really want to go I want to go skiing in zermat bad Switzerland that would be [ __ ] hon Zer Z so is that I was so nervous to
Say because I thought I was saying it wrong like oh my god did zont copy their name from Vermont yes I want to go anywhere like I just need to pull the trigger and go alone fun you go to the bars alone you maybe meet someone alone you’re like an
Anonymous person and you know what if you stay at a nice hotel the hotel bar is always the best place the bartender speaks 10 languages they have to and they introdu you to other people like guests that are traveling alone like oh there’s this other two couple
And they’re skiing maybe you’ll want to meet up with them like they are the kind of conductors have you ever met a guy at a hotel bar when by yourself and went upstairs and hooked up in my younger years yes I did I did it I did it a lot
Especially in a hotel cuz I felt like like how much can you rob of me like if this goes poorly how poorly can it go theurn sh in the safe you take my jacket like I’m always Sicky I’m going to get robbed because obviously some of the
Suspects might not have been the best you know but they were hot so you know limit and also they can’t find you again yeah it’s just easy um are we talking about our friend of ours Ary Lang um would have hookers in the room and when
He went to the bathroom he make them clap like this so they wouldn’t be so he couldn’t steal their he could Rob can’t steal things when you’re clapping the whole time the whole time he was [ __ ] the girls had to clap why did he just lock his wallet and phone in the
Safe for Tak it in the bathroom with them I tell my guy friends to take you to the bathroom with them yeah yeah cuz you never know um but yeah traveling alone is so it’s just so that be fun it’s like you can just go out to like
The [ __ ] gay bars alone you can like just be I did that all over the world every can’t do it in New York now it’s like you run into someone you see everywhere yor do you guys think it’s different for you both cuz people recognize you now it is now for me a
Little bit yeah people recognize you right and then that kind of takes away the freedom of just random random experience like oh hi my name so and so instead of some like I know who you are you’re like oh that’s my worst fear is going out alone and then or I’ll be like
I want to go get a beer alone at the bar and then it’s like someone I know walks in it’s like G the whole [ __ ] experience is ruined yeah they just go out of the city or somewhere that people know you yeah just like Pennsylvania or somewhere random but yeah I mean but
People are going to recognize you globally because of your show yeah right well we’re very we’re very big in Bangladesh yeah I’m very big in India and all third world countries are you are you you breakdown of like especially countries that just got things like Twitter and there are countries that why
You decided to sell your hair like that today so here’s the thing with the hair now the the library is open she’s reading you right now no I’m not I love it yes I love it the hair is this is how I’m de-aging myself right now I feel
Like if I have if my good hair era no one will realize I’m Aging in front of their eyes so I’m hoping that the hair from a distance makes me look younger and then I can walk by really fast and people don’t see my face you’re stunning
No I love great thank you Vicky Lake had a very similar hairstyle Vicky did mhm do you know who Vicky lake is not Ricky Lake Vicky Lake no she was a very famous queen that might be in the room with us today from the ’90s K I wear middle part
Did she take her name from Ricky Lake Ricky Lake was popular then a lot of celebs would do that back then so some spoof them almost it was Ricky Lake and Victoria Beckham in one person I was fat but I loved to be like Victoria back no
Uh was the one where you the photo shows up him at the tunnel you to like look up the thing at the tunnel Joey what k something night at the tunnel it shows up curfew curfew the tunnel no it’s right I’m jealous of you for traveling I
Need to rip the band travel alone honestly I don’t know why I’m being such a [ __ ] about it it’s like there he is also like you’ll do you like to read just I’m trying to that’s of reading traveling alone because you’ll be like a this beautiful hotel room in austr
Luminous hair there though that’s Joey stop go on go on YouTube or Rumble and watch this visual you’ll get in so much reading especially if you get a little jet lag and you’re like your body is I was in Australia in November and I had this beautiful window in my hotel room
That was like it was like a little Treehouse it it’s stuck out and it had a bench with a cushion I sat there and read every day I finished an entire book sitting there I’ve done the koalas and fed the kangaroos that was my 11th trip
To Australia 11 trip because I do sex bow over there so it’s kind of like in Exotica like we have here that’s what a sex phos that’s where you show off like your [ __ ] the toys and all this and I stand and just do photos with everybody
Get there from New York 22 hours but how is it one flight went to LA and then stop so I did it differently this time I flew into um New Zealand which was 22 and then I had another like 4 hours to I thought my M got trips it was a Yo La
It’s no big deal it’s 16 hours straight 16 hours is nothing I with the B yeah this was it was and I was it was a short trip I was only there for 72 hours and it was 56 hours of travel or 6 hours travel that’s right you have to you have
To be in a first class in order to do that you have to need a full bed or a cuz I have to do the whole cleansing thing I get on the plane I have a toiletry kit I wash my face I pin my hair back and I start I’m masking the
Whole flight I’m putting lotion on my hands I’m my lips and then an hour before I go in I wash I put a little makeup on I go I learned that from a woman traveling years ago you got to stay fresh yes you have to because it’s
All you want you just get so dry you just want to put a facial mask on and just keep real applying it I’ve never even thought of that like would that make me feel physically better if I was on a plane and I’m just like does when I
Used to go to m all the time that’s what we used to do yeah right they give it you in your little kits they do but you want to bring the accelerated one I like to have all my stuff with me a little essential oil all kinds of stuff to make
My area kind of like my area yeah but I can’t imagine having to go to um Australia on a 22 hour flight and oh my God no no you I I got there and hit the ground running had just enough time to get to the hotel change and then go and
Do the event for 8 hours what do you do you do have the you have the are you still doing a bunch of like sex POS and everything now are cuz you’re not doing avn’s you’re done with AVN I did AVN last year for the first time in 10 years
Was video awards yeah and then I decided that I wasn’t going to go again this year I decided not to travel for December and January so just two months of being in New York I’ve been nesting in my apartment I’ve built a shelf for my new fantasy football trophy I won a
League this year so I’ve just been like doing stuff stuff and it’s felt great um but I in the past two years I did an expo in Greece Switzerland Italy um Australia London where’s the horniest country I’d imagine Italy’s probably pretty pretty horny no they’re religious though yeah they so religious they’s so
Like I’ll tell you what’s crazy about Italy so I’ve gone there to dance and at the clubs there they do fullon toy shows on stage so and you know when I showed up feature dancing they’re like okay so did you bring your did you bring your
Toys you know and I was like well you know I brought a little bit of my little toy for travel but like that’s did you bring your check honey you do toy shows on stage here and at first I was kind of a bit appalled CU I was like okay that
Sounds grimy but then I was like well you know what lean in when in literally lean in so I would make friends with some of the girls like hey do you want to come up and help me you have a customer that tips well we’ll let them
Help me like I just I just it was a month I did a month in 2018 where I dance in a different city every weekend and then Monday through Thursday I was on my own yeah and I wandered and I spent every dime that I made on that
Tour they paid me cash and I just would get a great Hotel i’ go to great meals I shopped I I had a great a month over there it was awesome no one spoke English yeah but you put on American Music they’re singing every word really
They love hard rock and roll they love like alternative rock a rage against Machine Tool you dance rage against machine I do I love dancing a hard rock I do a little bit s’s one of my favorite stripper song such a stripper song the biggest stripper song ever I can visualize every
Club I’ve walked into when that show started and what the girl was going to look like when I got up on stage okay it’s a great St my favorite strippong rage GS machine gets them going we did uh you remember we like in 2021 I was actually looking we did an interview
Where me and you sat down in here and we did like the you literally was like an hour and a half one-on-one and we talked about when you first that was the that did like half a million views when we had no one on the YouTube channel and
Then I just stopped doing those interviews but we talked about when you started dancing like in Pennsylvania and how you would go around and like to all the places and you were saying it was like the ‘ 80s ’90s you would just only do rock yeah and it played so much
Better that’s all anybody wanted back there too and what’s funny now is there’s clubs like there’s a club that I did an event at a couple of years ago in Vegas they’re like playing hip-hop but I realized all the cuss words were bleeped out and so I said to the manager I’m
Like miss your [ __ ] out it’s weird because that girl yeah said that that girl is spread angle on the stage you know and the manager was like well listen um should we order the bag it just brings out a different energy we just don’t like it I was so like I’m
Like you might as well just play rock and roll cuz if you’re not going to play the cuss words and the rap music then just stop yeah life doesn’t happen by- weekly so why should Payday the money you earn can be in your hands today with
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Anything for Valentine’s Day do you have any plans do I’m going to Lake Tahoe to ski with my best friends and she really wants to start CrossCountry skiing because they they live there full time now and so we’re taking lessons on cross country see it’s a gallentine her
Husband doesn’t want to ski so we’re leaving him at home and we’re going to take cross country ski listens and we’re going to be skiing all week is there a dog sled cuz I would get tired of skiing that that straight line I would do a little a little encouragement from the
Hell you know what anytime I could do an activity that’s fun and I’m also getting in what I consider gym time I stoked I’m like an extra workout let’s do it is it going to be fun yes okay great you’re a big skier I love to ski and you’re big
SK I love skiing too I got to go this I want to go to Tahoe so bad but I have no one to go with so I just got to I think I just need to rip the Band-Aid and go but you can go in like March out there
Like late March you can go last year they skied until June that’s insane and it’s great because you got the altitude but you’re warm the sun makes you so warm do you feel gross though from the altitude like I get I feel get a little
Out of breath yeah you get used to it but you do get a little out of breath best skiing I’ve ever done in the US Alaska you oh my God where in Alaska did you go Anchorage oh what’s even the mountain called there oh there’s like probably a bunch of Alca Mount alasca
That’s when she was staying with Sarah Palin that’s I really wanted to meet up with Sarah have you ever met her not yet I’m still pining over it though you know she was on Cameo I tried to slightly order a video didn’t work out she cancelled it cuz my friend was a goober
And put Lisa and instead of just Lisa I’m like why couldn’t you have just requested it for Lisa and she Diego has no idea what we’re talking about right now cuz you played her yeah no you no do you no do you know uh the Sarah Palin connection no do you
Know who Sarah Palin is I played her in a series for Hustler uh in 2008 uh it was election year and so I did a whole series and it started out with who’s nail and Palin which was the first was like the biggest oh that makes a lot
More sense you look oh you look so much like her look at it’s it’s uncanny it bother you that we brought this up you [ __ ] I mean look this woman changed my life yeah she changed the whole my whole economical future it was like Tina Obama
You get you got [ __ ] by a fake Obama yes ex and we named that one Obama we shot that one and they were only going to release it if Obama won and it was really wild how they did it cuz they’re like look we’re shooting this one but
You can’t tell anybody we to sign ndas which nobody does in porn and they’re like we’re canning it and we’re just going to put it in a comp if if Obama does win if Obama wins we’re releasing this tomorrow and I’m like okay and he did it says Chris Jenner was the
Executive producer on that as well amazing can’t stand oh my God it was great because uh Hillary Clinton was paid by Nina nah Harley cond rice eat her out of course condesa rice was played by Jada Fire uh and yes of course we all had sex why would we not she goes
It’s what I do my dear and you guys have met alexas Texas right you’ve had her in here I don’t think so that was Tico Texas no he had a I had on Brandy Love we’ve had aella danger we have relle Ryan I don’t think I’ve ever had you
Love relle she best she’s the [ __ ] best age I was just with her um in Vegas a couple months ago she is the best and then I went to her she was in Hustler at um where do we before we perform here Satin Sapphire Sapphire
69 60 so I perform and I went there with her um she’s she’s good I will be at that location for Super Bowl Sunday Vegas Sapphire no Sapphire 6 we go there last Super Bowl to like host yeah why not why wouldn’t something else to do
But um you’re going to be there this year yes I hosted there last year great oh my God that kitchen era that that restaurant on the side that big meat thing that they bring out on this big cutting board I’m like that is a lot of
Meat like you have to have a lot of friends to eat a lot meet yeah these guys sit there and go through that I think that’s a smart thing that you know there’s beautiful women but then think about other things that men after after sex you know you get they get satiated
With the women then they want food these restaurants these strip clubs are serving some [ __ ] really good food it’s very smart we should go we should do a series where we go around chasing food at the strip club that would be so fun I did Magic City with
Willie cologne back in the day on a Monday he walked in he goes I’ll have two King’s platters please I was like what is a king’s platter there was probably 10 crab legs lobsters it was like it was this big a Seafood Tower but it was [ __ ] phenomenal Seafood Tower
It was phenomenal weighings everything who knew who knew I’m glad you’re doing the you took time off from dancing but I’m glad you I don’t dance but I host at all the strip clubs yes it’s perfect I could just sit there uh hang out I get
To talk to all the girls which is great great for me to stay connected with my people this is really like I’m a big sister in a sense right uh they’re all selling my wine because Sapphire took the they were my first order all three locations in New York and it’s so cute
Because all the girls took pictures of the bottle and they’re like we’re going to sell this for you Lisa yes and sometimes I’ll be sitting in there on a Thursday night just chilling with my friends look around and there’s like 10 bottles on tables that’s so nice you
Can’t that’s one good thing you know what strip clubs have great food but you you can’t when you got go to a bar like a strip club or a bar they don’t have good wine at a bar you know what I mean it’s always like get some warm ass penio this is
Phenomenal they have some good some good wine to actually have yeah if you’re going to have good food you should serve it with good wine and now that you’re serving better food for sure you got to have good I’m going to pour Vinnie a little cup you want to
Take your top off Vinnie you you’ve asked several times so I feel like I might have to at this try get Vinnie to take his top he’s been trying since Lisa walked in Vinnie from New Jersey take your glasses where those you seem so happy Lisa I’m very happy you know what
I will say moving to New York was the best move I ever made I love living here now you came here on R springa correct from Pennsylvania no what is from Spring us oh my God it’s when the Amish gets to go have one Wild’s weekend and if they
They like it come back it’s more than a wild weekend they can do it for a long time that’s right I forgot I shop at the Amish Market on 10th Avenue I love it there used to go my parents used to bring us to Lancaster every year for for
Like 10 years every summer we went to Lancaster so I know it very well but yeah I stopped in California first for 30 years oh you did okay good um and then I lived back and forth for a while but really I just I love walking in New
York I love the people watching I love my building I become it’s almost like a dorm you become friends with your neighbors and people are stopping over and we have a pool in the summer on the rooftop everybody hangs out there the same spot and I love so yeah I’m happy
I’m involved in just enough things but not too much that it’s stressing me and I’m not afraid to tell people I’m in meetings all day and really I’m not doing [ __ ] anything yeah yeah well you’re doing a lot I mean sorry I’m in meetings all day I am actually literally
Eating bon bons yeah on my I am eating and I’m watching life love after lock up like some trash have you ever watched yes I’ve watched love after long the Trap first of all all their houses look like the episode of cops when the cops run through and there’s stuff everywhere someone always
Answers the door shirtless like every episode of C cigarette they’re always smoking so many cigar where the business is not going away don’t blame it on Vapes people are still smoking good yeah you got to go to you if you’re you’re in a real neighborhood if people are still
Smoking cigarettes there’s no Vapes or Europe or Europe yeah where they have the photos of the [ __ ] like dying baby on the cigarettes everyone people get as souvenirs they’re like oh look how crazy this spec of cigar I buy cigarettes when I go there so I don’t look like a
Tourist so when I’m alone I will only eat at restaurants where everyone’s speaking the language no one’s speaking English that’s a trick when you’re traveling alone because you’ll get real authentic food so you walk into the city a little further I’m so afraid even order in language you’ll be fine you’re
Not watching Love after lock up I haven’t seen I’ll watch the fact you watch Trash TV to I love trash Oh my God TRV trash TV sports trash and where can I have another Tinder swindler please yes I love that [ __ ] give me a Tinder swindler give me a don’t [ __ ] with cat
Oh did you watch the one of the New York surgeon who um he was like a fake surgeon and he had he was putting these like plastic like bits in people I’ll get the name of it but watch fing my good is he in jail now no he got away he
Got out of it for free cuz he said it was experimental but all these people are dying with all implants I got to find it Well they trusted a stranger though to uh you know it’s kind of like tender still there I felt only so bad
For those women cuz it’s like wait a minute yeah why are you loaning a dude money you’re not on apps dating apps I’m not yeah that you can I’ve considered it for fun there’s because there’s now there’s now above Rya there’s this new Lux guys have to pay pretty much to be
On it girls have to pay to be on it first right woman gets first choice but they’re always verified millionaires so at least you know you’re dealing with like minded person right oh yeah um a likeed gentlem a likeminded lady TR to be but I’m just
CU yeah but I don’t sign up yeah you don’t think you need you’re so personable like I said you’re traveling alone I just think it would be fun to do it and then just sit with my friends and and talk to people and see what people
Say like what kind of Bio do I put out a regular profile a Tinder or something like that and you know you can’t no you can’t do Tinder it’s way too crazy there’s way too many Wild by the way there’s already I’m already on Tinder all these imposters yeah yeah so I can’t
Compete with them they already have followers and people well we have some gentlemen here who would like to shoot their shot with you last time you were here I believe we did a dating game so we have three guys here who want to come in they want to describe their ideal
Valentine’s date to you and then we’ll have you kind of choose who um I must ask they’re all not they’re all adults adults they’re all adults yes yes oh we are going to we’re going to NASCAR tomorrow I’m excited I’m not my engine’s already revving it’s well your engine I
Can tell many years I got I got on the right hormones got the right horm your engines revving Joey are in route to NASCAR right now and we are going to be there because the bar stool Sports tail tailgate exactly we’re going to make it it’s called tailgate we’re Mak it called
The tailgate it’s at um tailgate the Midway Tona International Speedway on Saturday February 17th barso tailgate will feature spider large from Robin rayson and KFC from felberg from KFC and Jo and Pat from being fabulous and out and about Dwayne The Rock Johnson dayona 500 Grand Marshall pre-race a concert
Featuring Pitbull uh we got star drivers I mean we got Chase 305 Mr 305 is going to be there Mr worldwide correct I mean we got we got a ton of people there and then we got the drivers we got Chase Elliott Ryan blay Denny Hamlin
Uh we got Ross Chastain and we got Bubba Wallace Bubba Wallace I love him we love Bubba Wallace and uh make sure to watch because we’re going to be there in person and we tell you it is an absolute awesome time watch full speed on Netflix NASCAR full speed on Netflix to catch
Yourself up to get ready for the big race before they take on uh the Daytona 500 it’s an awesome series yes a 500 miles 200 laps a 2.5 mile long track the most iconic race in Motorsports the Daytona 500 starts at 2:30 p.m. Eastern on February 18th on Fox the Daytona 500
The most iconic race in Motorsports is finally here tune in on February 18th at 2:30 p.m. eastern time on Fox oh you remember young Wayne J God what’s going on great to see you too I tell a funny story about jety when we start Phil why did you carry a ball with
Youk okay that’s very interest you guys stand right those cameras no no no you just see this is Joy’s this is one of Joey’s top five Meek Phil in the office yeah because Phil has a dumpy well he’s quite I I like guys I like I like
Unexpected guys like you don’t know that he’s got a fat ass you don’t know like he doesn’t seem like he’d be like dirty that’s what you call it a dumpy yeah oh all right oh and you remember Tommy Tommy one of my favorite follows on social he always adds so much the day
Very good communicator I love it when something bothers him and he wants to talk about it like oh four kids bother trying to like square up like to me a little bit cool are you going to stand behind me Diego yeah okay um all right you want to go first to shoot
J have a funny story about Jessie whoever whoever up you step up to that mic hold on all right so we have I might remember this we have three guys in right now we have jety we have Tommy smokes and meek Phil they’re all gonna shoot their shot with Lisa and then
She’ll describe which date she would prefer to go on Jet’s gonna go first did you know back in the day jety was an aspiring um adult film actor well he could still be he used to send Lisa an DMS of his body and he woulds to say is
This up to Industry standards and we’ve seen it and it is up to industry it’s very much up to Industry stand I was in college I was living in a fraternity this do to embarrass you I think that’s by I just met a guy in
Person who used to do the same thing to me and I I followed him on IG cuz we met at like a wine event and as soon as I followed him I went to send him a message and I looked and there was like five years of messages of nude photos of
Him asking the same thing this sem semi I see do you have any of them from jet ski on your IG I don’t think I think we tried finding them before wait so what is it what so okay so when I was in when I was in college this there there’s
Actually like a longer history to this so I when I was in college uh the captain of my lross team was like very active on Tinder at the time firing off pictures but he wasn’t comfortable with like I guess sending his own penis and I
Had ABS so he would on a way trips he was a captain I was a freshman he was like all right my uh he was say Kevin that’s my real name go in the bathroom I need you to send a picture of your abs and penis to this girl and that was kind
Of a thing that he would constantly do on away trips and he would pull girls with that and I guess they would be surprised did you charge him for this you just did it for Goodwill I just did it for good in the bathroom and then he would just
Send phone and I would send it directly to the girl directly to the girl oh all right so I wouldn’t send him a picture from a strange phone number yes but that so that was a th no no it was on Tinder it was within the Tinder messages Tinder
Mess but it wasn’t it coming from your mess your account he give me his phone and say go in the bathroom and then he’d be bringing girls to the that evolved and they were like see if you could shoot your shot with like adult film actresses so that
There was a uh maybe like a two-e period where I kind of did send a few out I didn’t get any responses but they weren’t like just my dick in my hand it was more of like a you know just kind of an artsy shot so it was artsy it was
Just more body than and the caption the message was is my body up to Industry standards thinking about a career in the adult industry did you ever submit those photos to an agent or like take a real step you wanted female encouragement I think I wanted the female encouragement
I was I was fishing for maybe compliments honestly bless your heart yeah but now but look your life is is fantastic yeah but there’s you could still probably do it on the side also there’s a lot of only fans creators is a great just paid stud where you just get
Paid to come in what are you using them for um those are [ __ ] gutters my dear like what yeah he has to be using them for something what are you using them for I mean I do spend time with women so I guess for that okay are they surprised
Um not not so much I think it’s it’s like with my lifestyle AC him in the gym I think it’s pretty uh part for the course does it keep them around longer yes for sure for sure it I’ll tell you sometimes I’ll be like you could be an
[ __ ] yeah but that I’m going to yeah I want that but then there’s then they my my uh Antics kind of override usually get to know you we’re done now well she already dated a white rapper so don’t even try to broke up her tree who we didn’t
Really date it was just a moment it was just a thing oh young gravy it was just sex it wasn’t really dating we were hanging out yeah yeah well JY shoot uh what’s your ideal date with lisan on a valent Valentine’s Day dat Edition okay and I have one follow-up question before
We get this started make sure that you can afford these because you don’t know if I decide to jump on one of these and say yes and we’re making an episode out of it and then a follow-up episode so really think this [ __ ] through okay
Ideal date so it would be in New York City get close to the mic sucks New York City we recently I recently went to a place called Lobster Club it’s fantastic so I’ll take you to Lobster Club I get the wagu be sliders and then they have really good sushi as
Well so we do a little spread of that and then maybe afterwards ooh okay so I went to this I think it’s company XIV they do um B shows but they’re tasteful very very well produced um it’s not just like fully naked their dancers are really good I’ll take you to that and
Then afterwards if you were open to it maybe I don’t drink but a night cap I don’t know I don’t know if you want to drink smoke weed I smoke a lot of weed have night smoke weed if that goes well then maybe we have sex we have sex
Yes how does that how does that check out it checks out great I need to hear the other options though okay oh wait one question what SE dat’s going great every you’re having a good time you’re laughing you’re getting along what was sex be like and your perfect RO with her
Would it be hard and fast or would it be slow and romantic with her that’s a great question what would go down on do we do 15 1530 what do we think it all one is planned for you that night and now you’re in the bedroom what’s going
To happen there okay I’m not like uh I can like you know pound but I’m more of like R&B sex that’s kind of what I like like more sensual maybe put on party next sing up the strok to the beat something like that um I definitely am a
A giver so would start with fellatio and I F King obviously pay more attention to what she needs than I than I need I honestly like going down wom more than getting head um so that would be how it would start start missionary I think missionary is underrated I like a lot of
Eye contact like a lot of kissing oh but let me ask you a very important question very a very important question try to beat box on her [ __ ] what is the position that makes you come the fastest Tommy close your ears you do that last
Yeah but I like what did he say doggy missionary and he said that his he’s like we’re going to start with missionary I asked that question and I’ll tell you why because you know in a scene you’re always so worried like if this guy does this too quick none of us
Are getting paid cuz we didn’t do our job we got to come back here next Wednesday so I would always ask the guy ahead of time what’s your favorite like I sweet babe what’s your favorite to come from oh you know what missionary I’m like well we’re doing that [ __ ]
Last everybody heard that do not let anybody be a missionary cuz I want to get the job done but I would like to start maybe five minutes missionary then I think that would kill you look it in my eyes I think you’re coming right you can’t hand you can’t handle you can’t
Hand 30 seconds I think you’re probably right you were dming me years ago I so uncomfortable so maybe we finally made you uncomfortable hear sex F in front of Tommy smokes is making me like cringe oh that’s why you’re uncomfortable well Tom so sweet a pillow on his lap like he’s in eighth
Grade cuz he’s so innocent and sweet can’t I love yeah oh my Lord oh all right fellas tuck those things up let’s get the next guy up next Meek Let’s do let’s save meek for last let’s do Tommy next hi Tommy hey Lisa good to see you
Again good to see you so yeah uh he does his mask voice what what do you mean this is how I always talk uh no we probably start uh maybe at a cocktail bar I’d say 8:00 uh I would show up probably 8:15 8:20 you’re going to be
[ __ ] late for the make you question yourself uh treat them like dirt they stick like mud Tommy I like that I didn’t see this coming I love it keep going I show up I order two to three pink cocktails probably Malibu Bay breezes or whatever equivalent they have on the menu okay um
I entertain you the entire time it’s it’s a it’s a oneman show you have the best seat in the house basically how are you entertained just with your charm with your Charis jokes Charisma stories relatable relatable things okay uh you know we maybe we Eaves drop on the table
Next us we try to be like oh are they on a first day are they on a second day and I’m killing you I’m killing you with kindness and with laughter uh you don’t get friend zone though what you don’t want to get friend zone I’m not getting
Friend zone cuz soon enough she’ll break the touch barrier beneath the table she’ll put her hand on my thigh and I’ll say not yet sweetheart not yet it’s cold and flu season uh so we’ll do that a little bit more I’ll keep you laughing and then it’s oh
Where should we go oh it’s so ear it’s 10:30 everywhere’s probably closed I say you say it’s New York City and I say oh it’s this part of the town everything’s closed except my apartment and then we go back to my apartment and I say oh what do you want to
Do and I say oh I guess maybe we can watch some of my best videos we can watch some classic Tommy smokes videos you love them you can’t get enough you’re dying at every single one every go dat with me what you don’t want to go
On the state with me what do you mean you don’t want to go on the state with me you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re admitting you don’t want to go on the state with me does this not sound like an amazing date it does not I thought
You said I thought you said you were uh me watching videos of you as I’m sitting in front of you do you want to watch videos of me as well so for every one Tommy video we watch at no that be that’d be weird she you
Thought she was a smokes head yeah every girl is true okay but I also think you should maybe ask a girl if she’s comfortable going to your apartment because normally we’re more comfortable in our Apartments going to your apartment yes that’s where you have things like makeup
Remover or like stuff you know when you’re a girl you go to guy’s place you’re all done up and you get unraveled you don’t want to face anyone you’re like I got to walk through your building I got so we’re more comfortable in our place cuz you’re going to mess up my
Hair go about do you have a TV you have Smart TV of course I your place works too you have a SM and then uh are you eting at any point or you just getting me drunk no first first uh date I don’t like to
Eat seriously I feel like a dinner on a first date that’s too much pressure some small plates because you get wasted what if I get PA what if I get wasted on a couple drinks and need food well I mean that’s up to you to paste yourself not
Your babysitter I’m your date well like I said treat them like dirt they stick like mud interesting strategy time and then we would obviously end the night with sexual intercourse okay and what is your favorite position standard missionary four to six minutes tops I come you don’t and we move
On do you have a girlfriend uh no but he does have a billboard and Time Square you can believe it I did see this he does have a billboard and Time Square I loved it okay this is fantastic I’m wet all right and is there anything that you
Uh anything else you want to add to this uh when when you’re finished having sex I’m certain there’s a condom involved but do you do you offer your guest any sort of if she insists do you offer your guest I’m sure your numbers are very low
And you’re a low risk but the library is open do do you um assist with like my thing is everybody that knows that if you’re at my place or at a hotel together I’m getting up right away I’m running all the sinks getting as much hot water I’m bringing you some hot
Towels I’m bringing you some dry towels I’m making it a smalla experience and every time I do it I think about this is what it’s like at the hand job places but that’s not what I’m going for it’s just a nice thing to do little essential oils whatever but I just get Bounty
Paper towels and then I wait for him to give it back to we try to throw it out whatever’s closest on the have TI next to my bed I have some tisues are not going to be enough like you know you just it’s just nice okay okay well Tommy
I’ll consider this thank you thank you is your apartment clean yeah when it’s not under under water Tommy’s apartment has been flooded for like it was flooded for about 3 months I’m sorry who did you stay with in the meantime you stay there slept on that sucks that’s not good for
You yeah no I know I slept on a cou it’s not good okay I’ll consider this thank you so the greatest night of your life date one we had an a very sexual conversation between jet he fed me at least he did feed you Tommy fed you got
To eat yeah I don’t know Tommy’s Tommy has Tommy is very much bde I’ve been out with Tommy before and he’s very like SL not Sly I don’t think that’s the word very charismatic with women where he’s a RZ God I I’m Phil I can’t compete with these two honks over here
Like these I think I’m a distant third place I mean you guys are just so Phil this is not a good start you don’t go in a job interview and then tell the job before you do the interview that you suck at the job just let her just do the
Job interview would you let her Peg you or no yes that was so quick ironically I’ve never pegged any you haven’t no would you ever be first why not you know i’ never say never did anything let’s go ex children we’d have some extravagant food I’d take you a
Raising Canes I’d pay for the whole bill great food for us to have okay then I’d take you to my place to my parents house oh wow where is this in theity okay we’re getting on the train I we no i’ order an Uber for us on the train so
Horrified you know a blade maybe we I’d let you o good picture man two families love that [ __ ] guy dinner I’d show you my fancy football team to won a championship I’m in what year this this past season [ __ ] yes we both Championship win that’s a panty dropper
Right there fantasyall just some notes on my team before week one I picked up PUK and Thea before even right after the draft put John met AA R waver wire I guess what I picked up Kiren Williams in the last round almost every [ __ ] tra just so that I had a backup [ __ ]
Running back cuz I knew cam makers relationship is going to end with those Los Angeles Rams as it did there was a fight last year they worked out not going to end and there look last pick [ __ ] that’s so hot you guys are hitting it off also in
The championship round Devonte Adams is my favorite fantasy football player of all time because he won a title with me back in 2019 holding on to the past and he but he want to title me this past year with I think 36 points versus the Colts just obliterated them and he he’s
My goat so Championship I picked up Joe flacko that morning it was a super Flex League I put him in that quarterback spot I’d been rocking with one quarterback wide receivers and running backs are you guys dating do you want us to leave my quarterback in that fancy
Title game I started Russell Wilson the week before then he got benched I just had to pick up Tyrod Taylor off waivers absolute hero vers the Rams that was dirty they’re on the date right now okay oh so sweet thank you I appreciate this I’m a little bit uncomfortable with
Going to your parents house well they won’t be home I told him to go on vacation it doesn’t matter we’re you know what here’s the thing I’m going to be 52 in May and one of the things I’ve decided at this age is I can’t mess around with people that
Still live at home and I think that’s a good kind of Line in the Sand it’s not being judgy it’s an age thing and also a responsibility thing so when you get your own apartment we can revisit this Valentine’s Day date I was say I’d let
You P pet bolt my dogs buddy and Groot to my little angels that’s what he calls his balls his dogs yeah buddy and Groot buddy and Groot they sound and then I will let you go to my bedroom and watch me play fortnite before we have
Sex do you have plaid sheets yes he fully does are they navy blue sheets you have dark sheets no my sheets are actually New York Matt met sheets oh Mr and Mrs Matt or actually the city field background logo that’s pretty cute it’s pretty cute what kind of underwear are you wearing
Phil he had Bloomers on I just reg those are cute this really informative I’ve met three entirely different men here yes entirely different thank you for the wine thank you Lisa for the wi you’re the best she makes her own wine she goes to Italy she’s learning language yeah uh
So where do we go from here let’s eliminate one first and then we’ll pick a winner after that Tommy you know I love you that was so fast but we’ve had this before you and I we’ve gone back and forth with the you know try but you
Know look we play this dance we did we did but mad respect for you and your social media game and I’m always following you and I I enjoy you so much um you didn’t ask if I ate meat and you were getting me no food you’re getting
Me sliders and seafood you’re getting me so I didn’t give you meat matter I’m a vegan okay we’ll go vegan it’s okay I but but you weren’t going to feed me at all so that’s where I eliminate you didn’t ask my preferen either of you
Um and I don’t want to watch you I enjoy seeing you on my my social feed but what it’s my night with you in real form I would to talk with you and not watch you talk to other people okay maybe some board games you could have I’m a big
Board game person you throw a Scrabble board out there we’re [ __ ] having a great day I have a travel one that I travel with little zips up it’s magnetic I busted out on the train by myself anybody want to play now me also busted one out on the train today as well oh
Okay and now thank you so I I won Tommy thank you Tommy thank you so much slide in whenever okay thank you Tommy by Tommy I got to tell you interesting strategy very interesting strategy smash smash you would smash Tommy I told he’s my favorite person ever here besides Meek Phil’s
Ass and so you felt uncomfortable about us talking about sex in front of him because you like him well cuz I know I are knew Tom going to put a smoke show on there I know he’s a little bit there but like when I was actually talking
About like jet ski who’s you know like talking like sexual stuff like him like being in the room it’s almost like listening in front of your parents of like having sex talking you know what I mean cuz I she so wholesome I don’t know I could never
Relate to my parents have not been together since I was a baby and the visual of them having sex would be strange way to bring it up Joe waying but good like hey they had to do it twice being my brother you know my father has to use a Ouija board to [ __ ]
My mom now I really need to put some soul thought into this I think my concerns here are the fact that you live at home and um that there could be ring cameras there’s like a lot of things in a parents home and I’m uncomfortable
With that so I have to eliminate you uh but maybe next time we do something like this you don’t walk in the room with a basketball and you know I I was shooting my shot so nice Okay that changed everything do you think it should J you think he wins
Now right I I mean I have one Jesse are you are you still in Jersey or are you back in an island cuz this may throw wrench things both them at home I’m living at home right now oh my God they’re both temporary at home but this is this is a
A shortterm thing you’re doing this to save money yeah okay smart I was living for a while while he white wraps on the side oh you do white rapping yes oh fantastic ver white thing will takeing fantastic it’s so Boomer of me oh my God you’re white rapping also white but I
Got a big raise and ready to make a move in about two months so your pool boy yeah say dude if I could live at home I live at home right now your parents are cool save while you can so this I’m going have to really think about this
But I’ll give you guys a bottle of wine on my way out how’s that that’s awesome I mean we got to have a we have to I feel like we need some sort of resolution no I mean what do we do here I me can I have a private talk with you
Guys yeah you guys want to stand out there and then we’ll bring you back in in one second cuz it you really threw it off with the parents at home thing but you being honest I appreciate the full disclosure of course Lisa I’m going to say something I know one sec
Guys the door shut the door Lisa I know that you I know you don’t need a a huge rock hard porn store dick cuz J has Jessi has one yeah I think you’re in I think you’re in your nurturing era I think you’re going to Italy you can call
Him jepetto he can he can he can act like he doesn’t speak English probably you can and he can like use him as your Babel puppet you know what I mean he just sit there and Phil we just make him there he just moan and act like his name
Is jepetto and she speak Italian to him actually put a put a Google translate like in his like behind his head or something like that and just make him learn it yeah I think it’s I if you want to penetrate me we have to have a full conversation in Italian I think it’s
Much more a fle much more of a flex to come out to like you know to to be seen out with me pH why don’t you ask them each if they can say something to you in Italian I think it’s great too because we know the mob wife era is very back in
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Based on product and subscription plan now you’re hard right now I got my HS okay girls ladies throw something at the door hello D can you grab him bringing the basketball that’s hilarious that’s wild that was a good bit they left I was gonna say make them say something to you
In Italian but if your mind is made up it’s made up can either of you say anything in Italian Chow Bella I think that’s by love well Chia is is the Italian Aloha it means everything yes it does you can and you yep Chia is hello or n it is
Italian though right it is chia is yeah here comes Phil and Phil was chain is Chinese it’s very different very two very different ways to natal is that Merry Christmas ohal it’s happy birthday it’s happy birthday okay but you know what we know you’re getting a ton of
Tail because you’re white rapping so Phil Phil congratulations you shot you shot you won can I just say something can I just say something the most beautiful woman in the world the most beautiful ENT adult Entertainer That Ever Walked this Earth picked me Phil and I was I saw it
First I I’ve been up his ass for six months now wish I know I know a hot guy when he sees one you know Rough Around the Edges but Meek feels where it’s at I’m glad you see it too Lisa I see it and the whole basketball thing great bit
That was brilliant I told you so so silly was actually thought out right yeah all right well jety if you need any help uh getting girls I’ll have you send me a photo to go on Tinder yeah send us a send us a dickpick so we can also get
Girls yeah I want to use it we we want to use it to get guys so just send that over God and we want to I want to I want to go and see you white rapping okay you have are you doing any performances I don’t have anything booked right now but
All right you do local spots in the city yeah in the City Long Island so I’ll have a couple shows by the start of the spring okay H yeah thanks guys he does it a Grand Concourse on the train track in between the Subways with when go up to Queens you’re going
To see him there thank you exchange place so funny because you know you get change at places if you’re using cash and so what do we do with change now so I have this like Bowl in my office have change and so once in a while when I
Have a little time girlfriend’s in town I’m like let’s go and find some street performers and give them this change so it’s like something to do it’s like a whole activity and so you like walk around Central Parks like 10 they were good okay now we’ve got rid all the
Change I love that that’s so wholesome of you yeah give out some strange well Lisa thank you so much for coming on we got you a date it’s Valentine’s Day so I think that’s a success where can we find this wine fore Valentine this first foremost get Lisa’s wine for Valentine’s
Day that’s the first step where do we get this you can purchase it at Williamsburg Wine and Liquor in Williamsburg Brooklyn you can follow Lisa by Lisa Anne on Instagram and all the locations in the city that are now offering my wine are listed say less is
One of them Bill Supper Club Papas pandas uh ombre downtown so a nice variety also all the sapphire locations Sucker Punch sports bar I by the way I love that place the vibe is so good in there Noah is fantas Noah is the best this and what a beautiful label Lisa
With a butterfly and by the way the reason it’s Lisa by Lisa an is because you can get on a firstname basis with me over a glass of wine come on MAR because of course you think an is my last name oh yeah wait I never even put that
Together I was like I’m just now figuring out that’s not your last all right well Happy Valentine’s Day everyone chin up P’s down and we love you see you Friday
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I am obsessed with Tommy. I fucking love him
Joey needs to go on Are You Garbage
Omg Pat!!! I love you in glasses!!!! 😍
Lisa Ann is a slay
OMGGGGGG SHOUTOUT TO SCOTTSDALE, YES PLEASE COME AND LETS HAVE A GIRLS DAY 🤭
The way i want patrick to have my babies is insane! 😂
I agree with Joey superbowl was fixed AF
Dear Trish, I think it’s time to give up on skiiing. The End
The melting pot is fire 🔥
Lisa Ann has a new gay fan
Who came for the Tommy Smokes Lisa Ann interaction content 🙋🏼♂️
does anybody else think that Diego looks like Moose from Step Up?😍
I needed this laugh today, omg I literally snorted
WE WANT MORE MEEK PHILL!!!
Absolutely goat Lisa Ann is the goat , she’s made appearances on barstool few times and she gives Great interviews
PRODUCERS Pat = Trish. Joe = Nana. Please fix description. Also cute glasses Trish!!
This was absolute gem of an episode!! So funny! She is always a blast! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Feel better soon Trish. Hope to see you boys at Daytona on Sunday (if the rain holds out 🤞🏻)
Lisa always brings it. Great guest
Pat travel!!! You can do whatever you want (respectfully) and people will not bother you!