Jelly Roll, Bunnie Xo, LeeAnn and Super Thick Pasta | Something’s Burning | S3 E14

CMA’S 2023 New Artist of the Year, Jelly Roll, and his equally impressive wife, Bunnie Xo, come over for a double date with me and LeeAnn. I’m making some sexy homemade pasta with a trio of sauces to sample – one with scallops, one with rabbit, and a vodka sauce that’s got Jelly drooling. The obnoxiously thick pasta, however, is a different story | Something’s Burning | S3 E14

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Got we got liquid we have sodas too I love a liquid death I’m a big root beer diet root beer fan should we open it now so we don’t open it later hey hey this is a dream episode I’m dying to see that fingernail work on that cam I’m dying to

See that pressure on now hold on don’t break a [ __ ] fingernail have someone else open it I won’t I’ve done this a million times a point now we’re being stubborn if I could if I can borrow one thing from your wife it would be those [ __ ] fingernails leam one time can’t do it

I it on long as I get just one time I just want you to gag me while we [ __ ] here we go cheers guys this is awesome [ __ ] yes dream episode we’ve got jelly roll and Bunny the Dream Team the new the new Power couple in in in entertainment who saw it

[ __ ] com who saw it [ __ ] I did I did I did you know I did you know I [ __ ] you did that’s a fact I called this [ __ ] dude years ago when I I I’m I should have been a talent manager I swear to God I I think you did okay I

Just doing all right on my own but I I see [ __ ] that goes woo what is that like woo first time I ever saw you was in Chelsea’s dock yes first time I ever saw you was in Chelsea’s Dock and [ __ ] popped and I was like whoa I cuz you

Know what I love about you is how southernly respectful you were a it was but it is the thing where I went what you’re seeing is a different book than the cover and this is someone much like a lot of the people I know that grew up

Around where you two grew up and I [ __ ] fell in love with it I started following you I started [ __ ] hitting you up I was like God damn it this guy’s [ __ ] amazing everything you did I was just [ __ ] over the hills about and then we connected we did a podcast and

My biggest regret is I didn’t drink with you that morning my biggest regret I was mad hung over though I had to get an IV in your driveway that day we had went to the Roxy the night before we played Kimel for the first time remember I told you that we hit a

Big old Ripper off the bar at the Roxy I over here hurting oh my God was you looking for your dog I was I didn’t hear his little pause so I was just wondering he just being a good dog he’s probably fuing Georgia he’s he’s made of family

Here I’m not sure who my daughters are more excited to see you guys or your dog oh dude listen to dogs the dogs to hit everywhere he goes we have a rivalry in the family over the dogs right now he’s trying to make his his bass at Hound a

Star and I told him that it’ll never happen he was always going to be in Chachi Shadow Shadow’s a little hater it just goes off just a little sideways you know what I mean do you find do you find this is I the worst interviewer in the

World do you find that you love animals more When You’re Sober I’ve always loved animals but when you were drinking did you find I I found I had a disconnect with my animals like if I was drinking I would be not present and not drinking I [ __ ] love those

Dogs so much more like it’s almost like we talk to each other I’m I’m back drinking spiritual maybe it’s a spiritual thing for you yeah yeah maybe it’s more of a spiritual connection When You’re Sober when when when was Your Love of Animals cuz I feel like we got

The the same thing here and the same thing here and this person cannot live without animals oh me either cannot live since I was a little girl same yeah I’ve always loved animals and had animals you can always rely on them mhm always oh yeah they’ll never let you down they’ll

Never break your heart yeah don’t leave they don’t leave you sound like you’re describing us you can I call him my pound puppy I literally have always referred to him as my Pound Puppy listen hot take real talk when I was a bad human hated dogs hated

Kids dogs and kids hated me it was like and I was a bad human I know that I’ll never forget dude true story soon as I get out of jail the first gas station from the jail Bert I’m in the gas station it’s like 12:03 in the morning

And this little kid I’m in antiox this is typical this little kid runs up to me in the middle of the night and just grabs my leg and starts hugging my leg I swear it’s a true story and the mother walks over Bert and goes I’m so sorry he

Never does that and right then I was like I really am [ __ ] changing like I know I like it was like proof to me cuz in jail you’re telling yourself you’re changing you know it’s jail talk you’re like I’m changing I’m you know you got your spirit right in your mind right but

To come home and see that ever since then dude [ __ ] kids love me I love kids dogs love me I love dogs we had a cat she wants a goddamn Crow a crow don’t get her I want parrots I want parrots and I want a Savannah cat and I

Want snakes I want to turn my backyard into a kingdom want a raccoon yeah same I want a raccoon and I want crows yeah dude I I would love I would love a murder of crows in my as you come out like feel she had chickens for a long time

You weird out my crows though no I’m not weirded out by I’m [ __ ] weirded out by crows and bunny is like putting [ __ ] pennies in our front yard trying to track these [ __ ] she trying to cap them do Crow alter yes that I put out they have started to take a liking

To me you have to earn their trust crows do not just pick anybody you have to actually like earn their trust and like once they love you they’ll follow you for Generations l women we she’s to her going you got to earn a more than that if they love you they

Bring you gifts yes yes that’s why I Wasing on shiny stuff this is [ __ ] horrible sh this is everything I thought it was going to be we should never go on vacation together this is going to end up with me and him in the same bed story

With sleep at a masks and you two s crisscross applesauce you and your tarot cards we I’m ready my bags are already packed let’s go nation and na never gave us money [ __ ] up this is the wrong people to make Rich that’s not true look people see I

Think so too did you ever think you’d be rich no yes answer how rich I am keep going not sure that’s accurate you don’t know where our money is I do you could find that money you you don’t even know where your bank card is you you wear the par she

Controls the zipper I don’t know there you go I don’t know where any of our money is and by the way we would be broke if it was my money I would have spend it on the dumbest [ __ ] on dogs I SP it on dogs in Savannah cat

Mon hold on I got to start making I got to start making pasta hold on today I’m making I know we have Diet restrictions today I’m making I know you don’t eat red meat and I know my diet is pretty crazy I’m going to go off the rails

Today one of my favorite dishes to make in the world is uh homemade pasta handmade pasta It’s a loving dish I feel like when you make it from scratch you put all the energy into it and so we have this roller we’re going to handmake some pasta we’re going to roll it out

We’re going to get some noodles we’re going to boil them and then I’m going to do nests for each three of you three different styles we have scallops with garlic and butter we we have a hair pasta only because it’s the hardest I’ve ever laughed when I was high I was in

Amsterdam and the guy said I said I’ll take the pasta he goes you want hair in it and I was like no he was like it’s pretty good and I was like whose hair is it he goes it’s hor and he’s like everyone seems to like

It and I was like I’m [ __ ] I go and I couldn’t stop laughing you really want hair in pasta and he goes you should try it know what all right put your [ __ ] hair in my pasta and then he GES I go it’s rabbit [ __ ] but we have

Rabbit you can try that or not try it I don’t know if that’s red meat technically it’s verman so um and then I also have a a uh a pink sauce I’m going to do uh all homemade all handmade but uh and if and all you have to do is

Sample it a little bit I know everyone’s got everyone I’m like a crazy my I never liked people with dietary restrictions and now I’m so strict isn’t it crazy how age changes that for you did you get bit by a tick no did I look like

No I mean I’ve been bit by a but but no her it’s a redneck thing we went to her [ __ ] her family stop dogging us you know when someone tells you like a a real sincere ailment and and he goes what I can’t eat nothing with a hoof and

I went what never heard of this it’s very popular in this country if you get bit by ticks you get allergic deathly allergic to red meat well anything with a hoof anything with a hoof and so I was like well you’re a rednecked Jason yeah

No I’ve been bit I’ve been bit by a bunch of ticks I thought you seen something on me that alerted you I’m that high bir I was like do I look like I had bit by tick I kind of got scared for a second I was like are there ticks

Back there you didn’t tell me before I went got high all right I’m going to start is there a reason you didn’t offer me a glass of water yes yes yes just asking no I you know what’s so funny I just you offer me his dab but of WI a little

Confused glass of wine lean thank you bunny I I I’m assuming the answer but it would be rude if I didn’t ask you want to glass of water no thank you than you that’s so [ __ ] hey will you can you I know you guys are open books and I want

To open the book as much as possible because I feel like sometimes people uh jump in like 10th chapter with people like you and they don’t know your whole story or your whole story which I find the most endearing and I know you just did a podcast with Leanne you can go

Check out wife of the party if you want to see that and that’ll tell the whole story but I love I love the impulsiveness of your relationship how quick it happened and how strong you guys are I just watched you guys kissing on a car with one leg up on a shoulder

And I was like that’s a [ __ ] Squad goal for me it’s but it’s so [ __ ] sexy and it’s so hot that you guys are legit a Nashville power couple I mean this with respect but that no one would have put chips on ever ever we’ve always been The Underdogs yeah

100% yeah that’s why I fight bullies because you know it’s like I just always stand up to the bullying online because it’s like we’re we’re not supposed to be here yeah yeah it’s already a memor birs why do you think you are show called something’s burning I he had I

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Think you are here um because we wanted to be here yeah yeah for sure and I think we I think it was truly purpose we manif yeah I think I think was like um I say when I say it I mean it it’s like I

Think what we do is so different mhm as far as like how we approach especially for me with the music and just our love you know is that I think it just shares something with people I don’t know I think it I think it’s useful I think it

Has a has a Service Act to it to a degree and I think that’s what really connects I think that’s what me and her talk about the most though lean is that we focus on connection over entertainment anyway you know what I mean like it’s just all about connection for us we’re

Not neither one of us are well she’s entertaining I’m not very entertain oh stop it you are pretty [ __ ] entertaining you’re entertaining too no you’re hoting a half but I also think it’s just and I don’t like saying this because it’s like is it real if you say

It but it’s like we’re just us and we’re not trying to sell you something right like we’re just like take it or leave it you know this is how we are if you [ __ ] with us you do if you don’t then it’s okay I’ll tell you what’s sexy about you

Guys is that I got to call someone out a little bit Nate gosi said to me gave me a very big compliment one time and he said you know what I like about you is you like your fans and I said yeah I love I’m almost jealous of my fans

Sometimes because they get to go to something they like and I love going to [ __ ] I like I love it and so when I see them I get excited that they get to do the thing they like I think it’s awesome and he said dude that translates is that

You like your fans I love my fans and I’m I’m I’m going to skir dance around it but sometimes people don’t get the fans they want and they don’t like the fans they have and and you can see them not like their fans and and sometimes there’s a Hollywood snobbery

About what your fans are right that I I just have never connected with cuz I was so lucky to get anyone to like me that if you liked me [ __ ] I love you and it’s the coolest thing about you is that your fans I feel are underrepresented

People that they show up and they go no one’s talking to me the way he is and no one’s we haven’t dressed up country music we haven’t razzled dazzled it sparkled it up it’s just real right it’s this is this is stuff that talks to my

Lifestyle I’m not saying I even need to be a country music fan I just grew up in Antioch Tennessee and this is the [ __ ] that I resonate with right it’s the same thing as Dwight Yokum Dwight Yokum wasn’t meant to be sexy he’s not a good-looking man he’s my

Favorite but you grew up in in the foothills of [ __ ] Texas you get Dwight y or in in in the foothills of Appalachia you get get Dwight Yokum and I think that’s the coolest thing about you is that your fans [ __ ] they connect no dude and you connect with

Them yes that’s what we’re saying man it’s it’s all about connection with us it’s like and I think I don’t know but you saying that so real because it’s like I look at it like they’re really us yeah like it’s really just I’m in the

Seat you know what I mean like I’m just saying what I wish somebody would have said for us you know what I mean does that make sense like that’s all I’m doing I’m just like yo this is [ __ ] you know what I mean like all right I’m

Going to get ready to make the pasta I only want to walk you through this cuz I think it’s is so [ __ ] hot he said that this is so sexy and I was thinking we need to do this one night at home make noodles noodles yeah yeah I

Was like cook like I’ll cook with you anytime I was like I’m and B like I think you guys are actually almost like twins yeah yeah no it’s is it not crazy but Lanna and I have so many similarities to it’s crazy I was just telling her that you guys need women

Like us to keep you grounded yeah [ __ ] yeah will you sing at my funeral stop it Fu that’s what a [ __ ] snag that is yeah how about you both die on the same day go talking now son of a [ __ ] talk about dying at all look at these two they’re

Like hold on guys I just started making [Applause] money all right I just want to show you how to make pasta I think it’s so [ __ ] sexy okay and this is my favorite thing in the world that I’m going to [ __ ] up we make a little pocket

In here okay and this is all done with a fork in your hand and I will say that my Forks are in a a thing I can’t open oh because of the thing I got it I got it so we cracked four eggs inside this

Pasta that’s right I can do it with one hand I was like that’s awesome me too yeah we got salt in there I [ __ ] love making homemade pasta and now you just start really kind of just welcoming in you know what else it is nothing else matters right now mhm you can’t think

About nothing but just not [ __ ] that up yeah you know what I mean that’s probably one of the few things in life that actually get you to do that now all I’m thinking about is [ __ ] this I’m going like don’t spill off the [ __ ] a little bit of OCD my OCD is

Crazy I know it might sound nerdy but that’s why I play video games it’s like the only thing I can do that when I’m doing it [ __ ] nothing else has happening I’m just like [ __ ] you know what I mean makes sense you’re in another world you guys have so much

Going on too you have to have some kind of way it’s like you you have so much intensity you have to have some recovery what does your recovery look like um I got some time down whenever I go home now but you know the biggest thing I did

This year was dude I probably drank 25 days a month last year and I probably drank 27 times this year really just been keeping it heavy on the green dude you know what I mean yeah just [ __ ] I saying to your wife I’m not sober by any stretch of the means marijuana’s been

Like a [ __ ] gift to me yeah right it’s [ __ ] dude it’s it it’s the wonder drug for me dude it just L like [ __ ] and if I get really good and high I don’t want to [ __ ] it up with a drunk I don’t either you know what I

Mean like if I get a really though don’t you if you that if you mix them well you know I like mixing stuff that is my preference you know what I’m saying for sure I used to only drink as a vessel to cocaine it was just a vehicle to blow

You know like how many of these do I have to drink before I can justify an eightball you know what I’m saying that’s what I think about a sandwich is the meat is just a vessel for bread that’s the nerdiest conversation I’ve ever heard I [ __ ] love leude

That’s how I feel about sandwiches real though I love it don’t y’all love a good sandwich sorry I love it the sandwiches I do pasta is like good sex it’s not wet at first but once it gets wet I was just about to ask does it ever get wet I just

Had a moment when you work it enough it gets I mean about how you work keep going tell them what you like do you feel like you’ve earned your tonight yes can we talk about this so they have this thing that they do I don’t know if the kids

Want to tune out but they have this thing that they do Bert brought in this Immaculate vas of flowers and it I was like what is that for and why don’t you tell me what it was for well this morning uh e muffs my children ear muffs

This morning he was like hey how about you uh-uh and I was like no I’m so busy I’m not do cuz he does the same thing you do like she come come on and I was like no I’m so busy the same thing you do like we’ll be running out like so

Busy having to be somewhere in like 10 minutes and you’re like hey you want to suck my dick and I’m like no I don’t have time you know Romantics you got to shoot your shot like like it’s F can’t wait to do that EXA what do I get return anything nothing okay thanks

St I feel like I need one more egg in here oh for real so what I said to him this morning was you can have it but you got to earn it so he made me breakfast he’s been really sweet to me all day and then he bought me this huge huge beautiful

Flower arrangement that came in the middle of our podcast so I think he maybe has earned it wait what is that a yes I do is it you guys’s anniversary what’s no no no I wanted to have sex this morning ohn it I’m earning it I’m earning it

Thanks baby doll you are so I’m drunk it may take a while awesome so I think he maybe has earned it I’ve never watched somebody make pasta no it’s cool this is how it’s done then this is how it’s listen I’ve never seen this process ever

[ __ ] arts and crafts is Josh is Josh Adam Myers working with you on the road yeah he did he did the whole tour he’s [ __ ] amazing right bro he did the he brought the like his version I love seeing him succeed it’s the Comedy Jam it’s like version of that it’s a 20

Minute change over every time between acts so it’s like I was like what can we do to fill that up so he does like the the goddamn Comedy Jam version between sets now it’s incredible dude he goes out there and gets the crowd like it’s just fun it’s super interactive he crowd

Sures gives away tickets every night really he’s a great dude what a great opportunity you gave him to put him in front of an audience that may not necessarily well jell hang on jell is’s different and this is I think once again where we connect jell is like a fan

Artist first like he loves [ __ ] he loves good [ __ ] and he’s always been that he’s not a hater he doesn’t [ __ ] dislike [ __ ] because that’s the popular thing to do I say this all the time now never be too cool to be a fan oh yeah number one

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Check them out see if you like them so I did a sweet Thai Chili it’s my favorite oh you seon my favorite they look hot do you just eat the shell too you can oh oh okay so I did a sweet Tha chili a I think they need salt maybe really hot

Put my gum right there but they are scoring be careful but they’re I like the Dorito sweet tii chili do you want the chili sauce here I guess I have a na oh that’s a lot of oh Jesus all right stir that around guys trying to raise the blood pressure

Bird yeah here Bubba can I bother you for another liquid death of course oh [ __ ] oh baby chopped it oh okay that’s pretty good and then here good they said to put some of this on that’s what they do with the Cajun ones so I wanted to do a sweet TI chili

Cuz I feel like you know if we’re going to start real businesses jelly we need to get into some redneck [ __ ] there’s a lot of there’s a lot of [ __ ] white space and [ __ ] boiled peanuts all they got Cajun and salted so much I’ve never had a boiled peanut no are you serious

Really all over the South you can’t go anywhere deal they’re awesome too I feel like there could be so much more done with boiled peanuts yeah take over the entire like flavored boiled peanuts like you could do ranch or like dill pickle flavored wrap snacks are [ __ ] outrageous this

Could be the white trash wrap snacks bur we do Curry do like a a sweet Thai Chili yo I love it white trash wrap snacks D another another liquid death another liquid death you know the big thing now is alcohol uh weed weed uh drinks yes I

Don’t know I don’t trust them I’m scared of anything that activates that quick unless it’s mushrooms I prefer to drink a mushroom yeah over a like eat one you know what I mean but I’d rather eat an edible than drink does that make sense or how do you feel about eating

Mushrooms uh I don’t know I mean I like would you eat mushrooms Le I don’t think so I don’t really like drugs I mean I’m so boring whoa whoa whoa let’s not call a plan drug okay let’s be polite to the fungus hallucinogenics okay I’ll take

That huc make you feel a little less dirty I don’t know I don’t know I’ve never been I don’t know I’ve never done a hall in have you ever you’ve never done mushrooms no you would be she’d be hilarious oh dude you might she might or

Or not not dude I think it’s worth rolling a you got to you got to watch on this pasta right let’s do the pink sauce okay let’s start doing the pink sauce uh do you like a pink sauce yeah is the pink sauce like a vodka sauce kind of okay

Cool and so what we’re going to do is we’re going to go into this part this I’m getting excited though y it’ll be yummy what happened to the D where yeah where it’s resting it’s got to rest oh you put it in the fridge or the

Freezer uh put it in the room temp room is your dog allergic to any foods no he Lov it good he loves it all the uh super easy it is he’s so sweet it is Peppers shallots garlic uh a little white wine to reduce

And then we do the the the red sauce and then we put the cream and cheese in later I was saying that out loud to make sure I was doing that right all right perfect double checking with the balls do you guys cook at home oh yeah I cook

Every for real yeah what do you like cooking um I do a vodka sauce with protein pasta and BR Chien M yeah almost made I almost made a non uh a keto pasta cuz I’m I’m keto and then I was like I I don’t like putting my dietary

Restrictions on other people oh we’re open to whatever you guys are open to whatever oh cool that’s why Le and I brought you here so we’re thinking you miss it they almost kissed it was close Le almost made me cry and I was just like L do you want to make out

Ohiv so that I didn’t cry distract L’s a better kisser today than she was when I met her a a is that right yeah I had teacher or maybe you’re a better kisser I’m the grossest kisser in the world are you all tongue or lips um a lot of

Tongue a lot of eye contact that’s the worst that’s actually not true not a lot of not a lot of not a lot of oral that’s actually true yeah I am not I would never kiss me there’s times she’s kissed me and I was like she needs to brush her

Teeth and then I’m like wow she went through that that’s crazy he’s just lucky I grew up with a bunch of man yeah right bunch of bras butt my wife’s the opposite she’ll like worry about like bunny will wake straight up and her breath will smell

Incredible and she’ll be like hold on I gotta run you know Bunny’s like I got to run and I’m just [ __ ] last night’s Liquor on my [ __ ] just she woke me up the other morning and said you cannot drive our daughter to school and she goes you wreak of

Alcohol and I’m like for real she was like yeah you need to go back to bed yeah I’ve been good with booze uh this year this end of this year starting from July on I’ve been really good with booze very good you’ve lost a lot of

Weight how’s I feel great I feel amazing thank you very much I feel very amaz I feel amazing can I say something it might be a analysis but I feel like you’re at a place in your life where right now you’re just training for fully loaded you know what I’m saying you’re

Like a fighter that’s accurate assessment to get to fully Lo an accurate you’re going to completely unravel for four months yep [ __ ] accurate going to be your new balance in life is eight and four eight months of getting ready for four just [ __ ] just [ __ ] hell week the fully loaded Comedy

Festival remember being Bailey went so of course you met my daughter that night I brought my 15year old our 15-year-old and me and her still talk I mean it might have been one of the coolest experiences I’ve ever had that was [ __ ] an incredible evening but I’m

Telling you I’ve seen a lot of shows man cuz I’m a fan back to being not too cool to be a fan I love I I don’t think you’ll fail if you’re a fan I don’t think you’ll fail if you’re a fan cuz you never stop loving what you do and

You never stop appreciating the people that are even getting bigger than you for sure dude I’ll tell you we were just talking about Laney Lany ly wilon I’m a fan Lany would do this too by the way ly’s like I got a couple of friends in country music that would like come do

This kind of [ __ ] cuz this is kind of wild you know it’s not typical Nashville doesn’t understand this but Laney is like one of the ones that would like come over here right now and being hoot in a half oh yeah she did you know mean she did Theo

Yeah she did Theo man she’s from Louis yeah she’s from Louisiana so it was just a thing but you love her too man she’s a sweet sweet song I would love to do an interview man duck was a was a college athlete he threw football like Iowa or

Something wait who’s your who’s your boy uh duck Devin Hodes really yeah you love him dude man he’s he’s a he’s a real college athlete he shows up to award shows in like camo suits yeah he does a me and duck have got you think do you

Think that’s why this is me a little buzz talking out of my ass do you think that’s why everyone’s gravitating towards comedy and country music is that no one’s really lying they are who they are well I think the middle of the country doesn’t lie about who they are they just

Are who they are right where we grew up and Ohio and Nebraska and Texas once you get to the coast I think it starts I mean I live in the coast I love California I love everything about where I live but it is a little bit of a

Different mentality oh yeah you know and for sure one’s not better than the other they’re just different they’re just really different and the middle of America I think gets sometimes lost on the coast the coast don’t get it MH and yeah it’s really great that one okay what’s happening in comedy is really

Inspiring and same with country music it’s really inspiring support for something’s burning comes from eight sleep at this point I’m sure you heard of eight sleep their buzzworthy mattress cover called the Pod can be added to your existing mattress automatically to cool down or warm up each side of your

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At can we start rolling it yet no um start the next sauce yeah uh next sauce half butter yep half that butter garlic I love good night you know what’s cool about this Dynamic about doing it with our wives what’s up until you got to ask somebody a question about

Something I forget we’re filming yeah yeah had a couple of moments where I really was sitting here like yo we’re just [ __ ] having a dinner day bir cooking for us yeah bird [ __ ] cooking this is exactly what it would be like if you were at my house that’s why to his Testament what

Started all this is why is comedy winning or why is country winning it’s that connectivity of like you know what the [ __ ] you get you know what I mean like you know who these people are it’s awesome dude you know you know who I am

To a fault I think I think I I could have bit my tongue a couple of times our kids probably would appreciate a little less we wecast I bet they just love you guys for who you guys are though but you know it’s like it’s like that I don’t

Know how to do it a different way yeah I just know how to be who I am and be who I am to my fullest and and if and I’m afraid because I do tell stories I’m afraid my I’m I got really early I got

Nervous and I just go I I I was like tell the truth just tell the truth about everything tell all your secrets get it all out there is what the thing I love the most about Stern tell all your truth tell all your secrets and then you never

Never have to worry about getting caught up in in a lie just tell the truth that’s what we did and then all of a sudden your truths sometimes freak people out and they’re sometimes a little aggressive for everybody and some and sometimes they people connect with them but ultimately they’re your truths

And you can’t deny who the [ __ ] you are that’s how you keep your power yeah right MH yeah cuz nobody can yeah they can use it against you they can’t use it against you if you shine light on it is Life’s Too Short it’s exhausting to be somebody else I couldn’t imagine

Especially when you’re going to put yourself in the public eye you can’t have a private life you just got to be who you are all the time that’s what me and her decided early we have this talk you super open like you when you talk

About your past I go I I don’t know it makes me feel like I fall in love with you so I go no one does that no one does that awes nobody talks it’s inspiring what does 15 years from now look like for you guys well I was telling Leanne

So she told me so many gyms in this podcast that they do that I absolutely love love I told her about how we did the 5-year plan how he wouldn’t bang me the first night he made me make a 5-year plan and then he bang me I did the same

Thing called Baby I thought you were a hor I thought I thought all women were horse all right listen I was misogynist I got the therapy keep going but they do a thing called every year because you know how you always want these fiveyear plans and we just haven’t had time to

Sit down and plan it they do something every year called The Summit where they come to the table and go ahead tell him and we talk about everything what do you want what how much money do have feelings are there where are the scary places what do you want to achieve what

Do you want for your kids what do you want for your marriage what are you doing yeah where are you and here’s where I am and it’s not emotional it’s just like a meeting yeah because you know a marriage is a relationship but it’s also kind of a Business Partnership

It’s a partnership so we have we’ve been doing that forever and we call it the summit because bird is not like fiveyear plan guy that’s he’s dramatic you got to be like it’s you know there’s got to be some kind of firework tick or tape parade yeah I like the rasle dazle give

Me AIT I can show up for a summit if you want to like have a family meeting sounds like I got to quit drinking or start or start drinking all right I thought that was amazing right yeah that’s all I’ll sign up for a summit well we do the vision

Boards we vision board every yeah we do the vision boards every year vision boards are awesome vision boards are [ __ ] awesome vision boards are awesome I every year on my birthday I uh I write down goals for every year I am old I’ve been doing it since I was 26 I

Take myself to dinner and I do it I love [ __ ] I love [ __ ] people would make fun of because I think ultimately in high school I was the guy that you should have made fun of I was that guy and I and I’ve been that guy my whole [ __ ]

Life this is a lot of scout for three people but I’ve always been that person and I like that person and I’ve looked up to that person that’s what’s so cool about what’s going on in social media and I know this is mockable very easily but like the whole thing about this

Self-help journey and these self-help gurus I like it I don’t dislike it listen if I don’t believe you I don’t listen to you absolutely scr yeah you just scroll same thing with art if you don’t like it just keep scrolling I don’t spend time [ __ ] on you I was

Just talking to somebody about this the other day if you grow up in a in a family unit or a culture that stays the same generation after generation how do you learn something new if you’re not exposed to it and social media can expose you to stuff that you may not

Have any access to I mean my hometown had 1600 people one red light you know there I I had like three people I could date in high school and there were my third cousins like it was not an option to actually a cousin I don’t know it was

My cousin till we broke W up and my dad went thank God you know he’s your cousin what like damn Dad thank heads up everything goes to [ __ ] that’s it everything’s done everyone’s dead oh go it’s just you on this Earth and a pile of this drug in a library with

Books that’s it no one’s on this Earth yeah let’s go around the room what are you doing Daddy hot no one’s on this Earth yeah I’m just it’s you in the library you got all uh Powers up forever you can watch videos you can watch play

Video games but it’s you you’re the only person on Earth and this drug and you have no reason to live there’s no reason to live what’s the drug what’s the drug what’s the book and or video game Andor author or TV show I’ll start all right

It is going to be vodka all right it’s going to be the TV show Quantum Leap oh my God for real yep oh jeez and you leave me alone you leave me alone I wouldn’t mind a couple 40s in there but that’s it that’s is not a drug what’s

The drug uh I don’t know if I need the drug I think alcohol’s okay so alcohol is a choice too okay yeah Al alcohol I’m taking weed oh good [ __ ] call it’s going to be a slow death by the way cancer in [ __ ] 10 years I’m taking

Call we trying to die Call of Duty and weed call of duty duty I’m taking weed who wrote a bunch of books I’m taking RL Stein nobody wrote more books than I think he wrote more books than everybody right I’m an audio Len he was the Goosebumps guy right wasn’t our you pick

Goosebumps for your [ __ ] no there’s like a thousand of them we go Goosebump volum he going for volume strategy let me just give you Goosebump hold on we can get all Scholastic Books Scholastic books I was going to say my favorite art but it’s only got like seven books if I

Didn’t pick a book it’s got to be John gri and I’ll just read those a lot of got a lot I’d probably pick like Lord of the Rings and I can’t remember any of their names so I’m like Vlad hard V hard why someone name hard yeah oh a little lemon juice

Juice I put in some Capers [ __ ] yeah you guys want some that’s not how you do capers thank you Stacy hang on do not thank Stacy no one sees her noes this show is sponsored by DraftKings DraftKings sports book an official sports betting partner of the NFL playoffs is bringing you an offer

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The crown is yours what time do we have check out the yard we’re 1 hour in we are not at 9:30 yet we got planes to catch we got cities to go to Jelly please take these joints with you I rolled them for you I want you to have

Them uh they’re so [ __ ] good and I promise you they’ll be put to use that’s what I love about you yeah thank you I love you too but I know I noticed let’s get real for a second that’s what I love about you it’s what I

Love about myself Stacy can get out of my shot and but it’s the thing that our wives worry about is the thing they love about us is the thing we are and the thing we tether to but it also will be our ultimate destruction is that we love we

Love that you never say no we don’t say no yeah yeah I’m not a nog guy very much I don’t say no to [ __ ] cuz I came from a place where there wasn’t a lot worth saying yes to yeah so now it’s like you have all you know what I mean

Like there wasn’t anything happening so now that shit’s happening you’re like whoa yes I’ll take it I’m [ __ ] yes dude it’s like hell yeah FL and also just living by that old bail and hay while the sunshine and [ __ ] never jump off a winning horse you know what I’m

Saying never jump off a winning horse is the Vegas woman would say m never jump off a winning horse yeah [ __ ] I’ll be saying that for the rest of my life I’m telling you you’re trading up my make hay while the sun shines make hay while

The sun shines is my [ __ ] thing roll it thinner roll it thinner yeah okay you got to get it kind of thin kind of thin we got it yeah I hear the sound clicking by the way Stacey I bet I could roll it out and cut

It I bet I bet could oh we’re getting gangst you mean instead of going through the crank I don’t know let’s see let’s see what happens we cheat at home we have a pasta machine and you just dump everything in it and turn it on I’ve never made homemade pasta I think I’m

Going to try now second set of hands oh wow no I just need I feel like I’m rolling a joint okay so my drug if we’re doing alcohol is prco oh okay they love prco my team all I love proo yeah or V Clio um and I

Jane Austin is my author and TV show I think would be Mash I swear to God I was gonna say that as a joke as a joke no I love Mash but you know why I love Mash is I watched it every night with my dad

A so it’s a good a good memory a PO memory his favorite show or sred and son we would watch one of those two every single night so that’s mine what’s your drug buddy I think if I was going to have to be stuck somewhere I would

Probably want to do mushrooms cuz I would want to just not be in reality and it’s controllable and it’s from the earth y somewhat controllable and then probably my TV show would be Roseanne cuz I love rosan bar I just talked ran is a great [ __ ] TV show yeah that’s

Great and then um books would probably be um like the Alice and Wonderland Trilogy just because I’d be on mushrooms so I would want to just like cut excellent choice no I’m going to cut it thin I know what I’m going to do I got this I’m so [ __ ] excited for this

Pasta I’m going to cut our pasta in little strips interesting okay oh we’re hand cutting the pasta I like it let’s go bua are you going to twist them up nope okay nope they’re going to be inconsistent in going to be fro don’t worry about it enjoy

It hey are you on my team or no just saying but the problem is here no there’s no problem it’s got it there’s no problem trust me trust me when trust me no one likes big long pieces of pasta no but they’re going to cook at different times because those are

Thinner no I you I you so if you put the thin and the stick in the same pot of water is going to I can hit her Leanne just allow me the opportunity to be an artist what Jan shut your mouth I know what you’re going to say I I

Wasn’t going to say anything to you this is thex right look at this look at this I’m just sit I love that you’re [ __ ] hand cutting pasta I can’t get over this he so serious this whole situation keeps taking turns I don’t see how no literally you know the beauty of cooking

Pasta this thick is the conversation all the water is boiling see how we do it you know this is how they used to make it in Italy back when melini around the show is that right I think so let’s crank this up to high and let’s dump this pasta did you

Hey did you put uh put Pete perfect oh oh this is awesome this is going to be good to the saces yeah we’ll stir some sauces this get rid of this bad [ __ ] I just can’t wait to Plate this and this was a this was a meal thank you for doing

That blend to break it off oh [ __ ] yeah so while this is cooking you can do that and then you put the cream and cheese in that all right great what happening here I don’t know but it looks good let’s see let’s stir it oh do you normally do

Meals this extravagant for the show uh yeah well I don’t know I was a little special for this show I don’t know I’ve seen it all yeah I’ve seen him do sandwiches I’ve seen him do Burgers I’ve seen I’ve seen him do some wild [ __ ]

He’s done aabco he’s done all kind of I don’t even know what that is isn’t it a lamb shank oh wow almost that that looks so [ __ ] pretty every I’ve been waiting on you to open that just to smell it smells does it smells so good

You smell it right you don’t have to do that if you don’t want to like whatever that is where the crack is the crack is right give me a big old bowl of hat and the cream do you need to turn the volume down oh it smell that good it even have

Cream makes it pink o all right it’s where the V could come from oh oh yeah with the big old oh shut someone’s GNA have to mother [ __ ] there’s nothing sexier than food food is so [ __ ] hot and you know you think of like all the times in in

Our world when like people just ate you know wolf or whatever wolf who thinks about that wolf who the [ __ ] thinks about that all right I’m done talking I’m done talking I’m rid another bottle of wine no wolf ever who would you ever catch a wolf buy I’m so proud of your

Sobriety I really am it’s so it’s so f [ __ ] cool the funny thing is when we talk when I talk to people about our sobriety especially like the band and stuff I’m like I don’t think y’all understand I me and Bunny parted together bunny was a [ __ ] wild

[ __ ] horse you know what I’m saying I mean just a wild Untamed [ __ ] Mustang dog it was [ __ ] I tell people all the time bird I married a tiger you know what I’m saying oh I love an animal analogy I married rescue dog no no she been TI hold on she been

Tied to railroad track she been tied to railroad track wait a second I am a panther yes baby that has been determined already I love that I am a panther I am not a rescue dog yeah she’s got a stre both of our chicks got pennies stocks that [ __ ] split yeah

No one bet on us I just sometimes I tag ex-girlfriends and pictures of me getting on private jet just so they can go wait why am I tagging this who’s she oh wait that’s BT oh [ __ ] just I look at lean’s ex-boyfriend’s her cousin just kidding I don’t know if he

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Burning spelled b a bb.com burning rules and restrictions May apply I’m going to take these out and reduce this sauce appreciate you cool Stace you need a bigger plate honey we did this you want a bigger plate no no no no guys guys guys guys my fingers are [ __ ] on fire no here

Chachi still eating stuff off the floor he went that way I I saw him go that way okay then we reduced this we have two dog beds in there our dogs come to work every day a I love that every time I do a podcast he’s literally just sitting in my lap

Sleeping and like sometimes you’ll see his head pop up and he’ll look around and then he’ll lay back down he’s so cute he’s such a good dog he’s the best he’s so good dog aren’t this best right produce this that’s reding aming what is reducing is that your M

Getting this uh liquid to disappear and the reason we have white wine in there is that the sugar in the white wine is going to cook uh the the alcohol in the white wine is going to cook down and leave the sugar in there okay and it’s

Going to be [ __ ] amazing see these bubbles it’s reducing right now and so you just want it to get thicker and then we’ll drop these back in this pasta should be done and what we can do take that P going to put that I’m going to take pasta uh probably three healthy

Chunks put one in there one in there one in there or maybe not in there I might just top that on top of it and put them in it and and let them just soak in it but this is reducing right now beautifully you can see it dude yeah God

Damn it this is a sexy sauce it’s like a foam party did you ever go to a foam party yes one time yeah pan that’s where they were yeah oh Vegas too Vegas does them I have to measure what I say cuz my buddy’s like we can take our dicks out I

Was like cuz it was up to here like what some girl just tucked my dick this is crazy yeah I’ve been to a phone party I was so itchy afterwards his tongue sticks out of his mouth all the time oh it never goes back yo you done cooking

Is he just laying there or is he he’s just staring at my me going what are you dropping next his new BFF ever been to right you going pull them noodles off I think so let’s go do you like a Al Dente or smooy the question is do you like a malente and

How much egg do you like cooked in your pasta no the pasta is thick alente it’s pretty [ __ ] good we just tried it I just want to give it a second more I want this to reduce a second more and we’re almost done what time do we

Have oh we got to get rolling let’s go so how long are you in Vegas just two days two days yeah we’re fine I can push I can push back that plane ain’t going nowhere without her that’s the beautiful thing that plane ain’t going nowhere can you talk about grownup poor what’s the

One thing you bought where you went all right I made it that’s like the first time I ever flew private I was like my dad never did this yeah this is crazy this is wild I’ll never forget this moment uh buying a Mercedes that for me

Was like my dad’s [ __ ] what was the one thing where you spent money we like my family my great-grandfather would be shocked that our family is doing this right now when I bought bunny a G wagon a I saw that G wagon a that’s soet when

I bought bun that G wagon that was the time for me when it was like cuz that’s the [ __ ] we dreamed about together like we’d be talking about like how I ended up with a bastard Hound like when you just don’t have nothing and you’re just hanging out all together

And you’re just like if we ever make it I want a bass and Hound with floppy ear she like I want you know I want a G wagon I’m like I want to you know what I mean like we just start making those dreams up laying in bed late at night

Pillow talking broke as [ __ ] and then it came to fruition listen hold it gets even cooler Burke I bought her a Jeep first a year two years before I bought her the gwag because I didn’t think I’d ever be able to afford the gwag in the video he said

Baby I know it’s not the G wagon but this is all I can get and I was what Jeep cuz to me that was like you know what I mean [ __ ] I can afford this [ __ ] this Jeep like this is awesome and I was like I might not

Ever get to the G wagon so okay I have a question for you right did you ever think that someone would love you the way he loved you no I didn’t think that I would ever find a healthy love I had lived off tox xity and pass like that

You know that that horrible type of relationship love addiction yeah and I never knew how to love property properly and him and I both didn’t know how to do that and we had to learn together and that’s what I say whenever I talk about us healing together is we had we didn’t

Have examples of how to love my dad’s been married seven times his my father was married six or seven times my mom six wow are you love what you were born in Alabama right no I was born in Georgia technically my mom’s from Alabama what’s the what’s the you know

There’s a law so Alabama will let you marry as many times as you won’t I think but Tennessee and Georgia won’t there’s only so many marriages and all I know for sure is whatever that livit is in the state of Tennessee is how many times my father got married

Wouldn’t might be beating your dad on that what is the point of getting married that many times I don’t understand it it’s crazy H you know I mean after after like the fourth one you want to be like you me oh gotta Le speaking G but I I don’t really

Know you know it’s not the way I chose to live my life I didn’t actually think anybody I would love like I would have anybody love me like he do my dad love me unconditionally all the time but when we were first together I actually said

To him I don’t think you want this there’s too much baggage here I don’t think you want it it’s too much trouble and he kept going but I do but give it to me and I was like no I don’t think you understand what you’re asking for

Like my daddy lives in a convenience store my mom is on MAR it’s a [ __ ] [ __ ] show at my house and he goes I want it and I I don’t think you want it let me just tell you and he just kept going

No I do I do I do and I never really thought that would happen for me all the money and all that stuff doesn’t mean as much to me as this does cuz I never had an example of this and I really didn’t think that it was possible money doesn’t

Make I think that people have the biggest misconception about money is it appreciated absolutely but it’s I love like we just took a trip to Utah just him and I a couple weeks ago and it meant the most to me because it was the first time neither one of us had our

Teams with each other we had to pull our own luggage we had to like camp out in this Motel 6 hard pass but it was like it was like the old Bunny and jelly really good for us the old Bunny and jelly like I love that you

Know like before all this [ __ ] [ __ ] you know you know what the quote I live by is lean is that money doesn’t create character it reveals it you are right about that you know what I mean so it’s like I think that just yeah but you are

Right about that [ __ ] awesome to have for sure oh we’re not complaining but we’re saying it’s not yeah like well what it gives you is relief right security yes security that’s the biggest thing man security is like cuz I think all of us at this this and this little

Double date to share this one thing for sure none of us grew up seeing security none of us came from you want to know what my dad’s retirement plan was it was 20 big block Chevy motors in in a in a chicken house that burned down

And when it burned down he called me he said I lost my retirement and I was like what are you talking about he said I had 20 big block Motors that was my retirement yeah that’s how I he has no savings account his savings was 20 big

Block Chevy motors oh and I I just didn’t you know that’s a very different way of thinking about life yeah absolutely I don’t even think my dad has a retirement plan I think I’m his retirement plan at this point I know that to be fact yes my goodness looks so good

Trifecta of it’s really starting to look good I can’t believe it all came together I didn’t it hasn’t come together yet someone’s got a big chunk of uncooked pasta I can’t wait it’s probably going to be me the most important part of it is the conversation the absolutely the food secondary everybody

The cooking show maybe cooking show with Jason cooking show is a question mark at the end of it hold on oh my gosh that’s a lot of rabbit that’s a lot of you mean a little shot you can make a little sparse over here guys guys you can just try it okay it’s

Like you don’t have to eat the whole [ __ ] thing the whole thing and your 10B heav I’m going straight for the the vodka sauce vodka sauce should we all go is it good it’s really [ __ ] good is it is it good no the vodka sauce is fire it’s [ __ ] fire that’s really

Good MH you know the best thing about a sauce is it covers up any malfunctions you might have had the pasta on that [ __ ] great all right I’m going in for a scalop a scallop okay oh wow scallops are [ __ ] undeniable wow that’s pretty good you try scallop baby that’s good

Baby it’s very fresh and the pasta is a tabid Al Dy I’ll be the first to go into the rabbit or dare I say hey hair and they say this is in anram this is one of the best things to have on pasta is

Hair how is it is you happy not bad it’s got a stew feel to it rabbit baby is it good rabbit’s actually fire mm it’s really good I got to be honest with the vodka sauce is my favorite same yeah the vodka sauce really delivers what I like about pasta noodles

Is you only need one those are so thick they maybe could have cooked a little longer a little bit longer it’s like eating a sandwich put that a noodle sandwich I got to be honest with you I wish I had just done one and put the scallops in

The vodka sauce mhm the scallops are yummy yeah the scallops are so good the Boda sauce came out so good what what say it you [ __ ] [ __ ] say it I want the pasta more done hey edit that out so you like the pasta you like the pasta flavor is good it’s just a

Little here’s the thing and I made this cuz I wanted you guys to know that Medium dicks are pretty good like I L people want a big dick but when it comes to Pasta Too big can be you know so funny you’re really reaching here I C them in but they even got

Bigger we should do a closeup on how big this pasta really is yeah there’s a few strands in here there these are legit they just need a little more time yeah they just needed a little more time’s almost done baby was hungry yeah I was [ __ ] starved it’s fire the Voda also

Delicious I will say he’s the [ __ ] fattest noodles I’ve ever had for sure noodles the size of my thumb B you don’t need to eat for you only need like three strands and you’re full but listen for what it’s worth while I was watching it happen there was multiple times it

Looked like a train wreck so the fact that it turned out this fire is [ __ ] crazy to be honest all yeah no it’s amazing oh my God not just crazy it’s a miracle when you started when you started hand cutting the pasta I was like oh we’re getting dangerous who it he is

Musini that was your sales pitch by the way this is how they made it back luini R [ __ ] oh my God I would to [ __ ] throw up this is the best this is I say this a lot but this I mean this this is the best episode of something this bur

Done I have not spoken a lot and this has been the best conversation I’ve ever had I absolutely adore you two I mean that from the bottom of my heart you are I adore you guys you meet a lot of people in this business and you know

This as I do you meet a lot of people in this business that are that are awesome friends but you wonder if you’ll know them forever I have to say this I have a hard time making friends I do I just do I I’m meaning like letting

People in brother I love you with all my heart I love you brother I love you so much I love everything you do I love everything you do more importantly I love who you are I love you there’s a reason I cried when you gave that speech

With lean and bed and and and it’s everything about you thank you B I’m so happy for your success what the [ __ ] you laugh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you laugh confusing St a confusing moment what where was i k her kill that was that was lean’s let’s make

Out that’s a perfect way to end it guys I love you to death thank you everyone for being here I love youny thank you for having us I love the [ __ ] out of y’all I was saying it too and I mean it when I tell Berke

This he’s got to swallow that big ass noodle that’s a [ __ ] noodle son that noodle was caught right there I was like y’all might be F to do it right here everybody hit that vodka sauce one more time though right that’s all I wanted to hear that’s how you end an episode Something’s this episode was brought to you by by the machine