Kay’s Cooking Cooks Her Son

I filmed this video a couple of weeks ago so exams are officially finished and I’ll be posting weekly😏

In this video I watched Kay’s cooking again because I’m a creative genius, unfortunately she’s run out of ingredients and has had to make a Sunday dinner out of her very own son.

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K’s cooking more like Kay’s poking the reason I say puking instead of cooking is because the food that she makes looks like poo and [ __ ] which is not something you want to eat by the way by the way I know because I can tell and like most people my age I’m 22 which

Means I need to start making more YouTube videos and furthermore to add to that I will start making more YouTube videos because my exams finish into weeks that’s like 15 days or something like that which means creating content will be my full-time job and I’ll have no excuse I’ll have no

Excuse I’ll have no excuse okay with that being said let’s watch case cooking like the good old days huh like the good old days me and you like the good old days hang on forgot to say subscribe like the video comment and that’ll be all thanks

Okay I haven’t checked in on K in a while I’ve literally just searched their name right now shows how good I am at planning these YouTube videos and what I can see is small Sunday dinner which looks like she is um chopped up bits of her son and put it on

A on a on a dish he has been roasted in the oven at probably about 180 because everything goes on at 180. including human meat just trying to start the video but I’m getting a little bit pissed off with the ads that I’m being suggested the advert before the video starts is

Like a sorry just had a conversation with god real quick but um the advert before the video starts is an advert to make good videos so what’s that trying to say also gay tests and actually I’m gonna do that right now good luck passing this six question test

If you aren’t gay question mark that’s not a question doesn’t make sense also what well let’s turn on the screen record looks like we’re doing a gay test which of these colors uh you like to pick if you have no choice what the [ __ ] does that mean next question

What type of clothes do gay people wear in public well it’s obvious isn’t it let’s go shiny and colorful clothes what type of haircut do mostly gay people’s likes hmm what the [ __ ] is this uh blonde short hair which of these music do you like the most I only know

One of those songs which is so what sounds the gayest Let’s Have a Kiki don’t know what it is which one of these drinks is your favorite drink any lemon drink what do you mean any lemon drinks just [ __ ] lemonade there’s no that’s not a normal thing to put down something like

Milk what do you mean something like milk something like milk what does that [ __ ] mean I’m gonna go with something like milk because I don’t know you you figure that one out for yourself do you like gay question mark aren’t that gay people dude have you ever been

To a pride parade hell yeah no never my friend took me once those are the options the options are the that should just be a yes or no why the hell is there a hell yeah or my friend took me once a no and never do you realize no one

Never is the same okay well I have two options here because I’ve not been to one I’ve got no or never which one do I choose never because why not submit I can’t show you some of this there’s some questionable adverts on this thing I’m straight congratulations you

Are 100 straight you are straight you’ve passed the quiz so if you’re gay no congrats that’s a shame unlucky get well soon basically that’s not me saying that by the way that’s this thing okay I’m interpreting what this thing is suggesting anyway where were we back to case cooking small Sunday dinner

So it’s going to be not just a chicken meal it’s gonna be my son I’ll let her speak sorry I’ll let her speak like a structure Sunday dinner but a small one so let’s get on with it as you can see nothing’s more about that you cannot convince me that’s chicken

That is a chopped up human you try and identify Chicken in not one but six of those cuts right there that’s her son unfortunately but we’re still gonna watch the video all the ingredients there there’s the chicken the potatoes are boiling I’ve got some green beans some broccoli Sutton up broccoli cauliflower

And some did I say green beans green beans cauliflower florets and carryouts and obviously what the [ __ ] is a carryout I feel bad because she genuinely does sound ill this is not UK salt and pepper pepper as you can see I’ve got an empty pan so I’m gonna put some carrots in

These are a bit big for me but they’ll break up then their cauliflower florets I know I said broccoli I do get mixed equal I don’t know why because I can’t stand broccoli I didn’t even notice to be first so don’t you worry I’m pretty sure she just says carry Yachts because

It will get people commenting saying you know it’s a called a carrot right but I need to get a fedora don’t I if I did fatori it would get [ __ ] tipped right now and then I’m going to put in some get out green beans and I’m going to put some water in this

Should have been a lot more up but never mind the um I forgot what we’re gonna say yeah I’m gonna put some water in these I’m going to add these two which is salt and pepper I’m gonna add these to pull the whole thing in [ __ ] it [ __ ] it do it

That’ll be fun and funny do it please okay this is the guy they’re uh they want they wanted people in Pennsylvania to be out on the lookout for oh and then I’m gonna put it on the boil the chicken which I’ve shown you but didn’t tell you I’d shown you but didn’t

Tell you it’s gone in the oven the oven drop the ACT it’s not chicken also you did show us we couldn’t [ __ ] miss it there’s [ __ ] loads of it everywhere so I’m warming off now put the chicken in so I put the chicken in and now I’m going to put the veg on

You can see the things in the pan I’m gonna put princess salt in and I’m going to add a bit of pepper as well well easy on the pepper a bit much I’ll catch the back of your throat if you’re not careful let’s give it more taste

That as you know everything is cooking nicely I’ve got Spud potatoes and in this pan I’ve got vegetables and what I’m going to do is I’m going to add some pistol gravy granules uh they are granules if you don’t believe me I did did you believe it I’m pretty sure

Everyone believed her these are gravy granules and not my son’s organs if you don’t believe me have a look I will take the lid off and you can see they are granules no human remains and I’m gonna put some in with the vegetables as you can see it I know that just reminded me of like a uh Crossbar Challenge edit moment and you can see I’m gonna put these in the vegetables

Steam but you can see you can see it can’t you I mean you can see that there’s gravy in there but it’s so steep we can see it quite good idea by the way actually can’t fault that I’m not going to slag her off

For a good idea am I I’m not going to slag her off when she’s put she’s made gravy from boiled veg water fair enough so but yeah for granules that lid hot yes so now I’m just going to put it back on the bio and well put it back on the boil and

Mash the potatoes foot potatoes stop if you’ll kick that camera once more okay I’m gonna kick you she’s looking to herself she said K didn’t she yeah that’s the spot tears that have boiled and I’ve let that go for so long she keeps calling it Spud taters and I

Was gonna ignore it because I know this is what she wants she wants a reaction out of me would even [ __ ] got one got one mate although I’m pretty sure she’s actually going insane she started talking to herself and [ __ ] I don’t want to get on a bad side

Hey that’s a good cooker and so yeah they’ve been boiling so I’m going to match them now and well get it all sorted now as you can see I’ve just got the chicken at hello I can still see him in the meat Beautiful you look absolutely gorgeous so I’m going to need to set your standards a little bit higher if you think that looks gorgeous but to be fair I’ve just seen a thumbnail on my right here for looks like if you put a small camera up my [ __ ]

And had a look around in there that’s what it looks like and she’s called it cowboy pie so yeah I think the small Sunday dinner does look a bit delish compared to the cowboy pie thank you very much take one off put it on a plane which will be

Get the middle one excuse me can you lift up will you lift up thank you and give it a good drain and pop it on a plate which is added the shot of camera actually you can just see the ending part of the blue area in abandoned father plate but yes I will

Show you the plate and everything on here well I’m sure you’ll be putting everything on it as you can see it’s a bit of meat in the center of the plate as you can see I [ __ ] nailed it the plate with the chicken on I’m going to add some get off

If I could some sport titties hold on let me take the lid off there because it’s already red on and I’m going to add a bit of everything sorry no I’m not continue oh the grave is dripped all over the place it doesn’t really matter does it it’s

Going to get everything get off get up yeah we straightened to wash now so that and as you can see there is gravy in it I can’t see yeah you’re going straight into wash you yeah you can so but that’s the meal that’s the chicken meal done

Right I’ve shown you the end product now I’m going to eat a bit I’ll tell you a little secret but you mustn’t tell anyone it’s my son just say it I love mashed potatoes right um and I will take a bit dramatic you’ve put a bit of mashed potato engraving and

Had a small orgasm over it by the way if you like mash act your age and start eating stuff whole get the skin off the chicken and try a bit of chicken I can get a bit if my hands would work right a bit of chicken and a bit of mashed potato Oh do I have to put it down if you’re so nice it’s really a lovely meal I’m not lying to you it’s good yes you are lying to me I’m not stupid a little bit of roast chicken and potato tastes like a little bit of roast chicken and potato

Everyone knows what that tastes like I thought I dropped it oh my God I have them but yes it was a lovely meal fantastic meal camera is slanting I know it is it’s not moving but it’s London I can see I definitely can see but yeah that were a lovely meal

So there’s going to be a link in the description to my merchandise now I’ll cut her off before she starts plugging her own merch and I plug mine instead I’m starting to sell butt plugs on Tick Tock shop if you’re interested they’ll have my face on them I’m not allowed to

Sell stuff on the internet anymore after I tried selling all my pubes thanks for watching the video ladies gentlemen sorry that I accidentally did a gay test in the beginning but things like that just happen and unfortunately this time it happened if you’re not subscribed to the channel subscribe to the channel

What are you doing like I said uni is done in about two weeks I’ll officially be an astrophysicist qualified to talk about the universe and specifically your anus