Why Future Generations are DOOMED…

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Human beings or human beans either way we were built to be hunter gatherers we conquered the Earth which isn’t a good thing really so we probably would have been better off as beans the Earth would have thanked us for that the Earth probably would have flourished if we

Were just beans for some reason we’re not they just made our brain too bigger way too bigger we used to live off the land hunting Gathering we’d hunt we’ gather berries twerk maybe a little probably probably twerk damn I was born in the wrong era God take me back to the

Hunter gather of days I hate it when people say that by the way they’ll live a great life in the 21st century and they’re going I was born in the wrong era I should have been born in the [ __ ] hunter gatherer days you wouldn’t last a second they’d put

You in porridge or something if they could shut up you were born in the absolute right era or maybe you shouldn’t have been born sorry I shouldn’t have said that I take that back no I don’t maybe I don’t know but now humans eat donuts for breakfast what

Are you talking about Isaac SL batch Italian batch well I’ll tell you one Tik tocker has really stood out to me this week that’s a lie already because it actually stood out to Cal my editor I took the idea out of his brain and I put

It on your screen she goes by the name of Alexandra Sabal or Alex baby 97 which is cooler now Alex posts videos of herself plating up her children’s food or cooking dinner and stuff like that basically but she’s received a lot of backlash for what she plates up on that plate

Plate the thing is the viewers don’t realize how much love and care goes into those meals play up my child’s dinner with me she didn’t do that bit but that would be more funnier wouldn’t it that’ be more funnier I’ve just lost what I threw as well

I especially like in this video how she Spoons the donuts in half to make it look like there was prep involved to break a doughnut in half it’s not difficult you don’t need a spoon for it so the spoon wasn’t really necessary the thing is if this was like a oneoff it’d

Be fine it’s cool get a dut for breakfast oneof that’s really cool but it’s not this is just what she does hence the bad reaction in the comments the toss of the plate onto the bench indicates how much love and care goes into the poor little person’s breakfast

And that smile on Mommy’s face that is quite true she does just slap that [ __ ] down and other people saying how is this breakfast some people do defend her they say if I was a kid I’d love this who doesn’t like donuts true but not true I

Don’t think you would like donuts if you were fed Donuts every day as a child and you got to the ripe old age of 18 and you don’t like any other food because you’ve only been eating Donuts your whole life kids are so Mal able you are literally defined by your environment if

You are only exposed to one certain type of food your whole life and then someone throws a fruit or a vegetable at you you’re going to [ __ ] your pants you just won’t eat it she does lunch as well by the way not just breakfast there goes the plate boom

Plate up the [ __ ] lunch for that little [ __ ] you might be wondering why she is soaking wet um I have no [ __ ] idea and I can’t answer that question for you I’m you know I’ve been I’ve had this video on my phone for a week this still haunts me I

Have no idea why she’s soaking wet you know I was thinking of filming a video one time where I was literally just dripping wet and I wanted to see if anyone would bring it up or just what you would say about it but I haven’t and

Now I can’t because I’ve ruined the joke so thanks so in that video she made um I don’t know I had to search it found out it was some like pocket of peanut butter and jelly but it was a hazelnut version or something or chocolate version it

Wasn’t like peanut butter and jelly and then there’s a cheese string which she cuts up with a knife again she does the classical trick where she’s cutting something up so it looks like she there’s prep involved but halfway through she realizes oh [ __ ] this can’t be asked starts ripping the thing up

Which you should have done in the first place and again people in the comments weren’t happy about this because the kid is clearly getting no nutrition it can’t make its own food so it’s sort of down to the parent to nutrition eyesee it and

That is a word just don’t look it up the best part about this though is someone commented try deep frying the uncrustable A Whole New World and she loved it she by the way she doesn’t she doesn’t interact with any comments at all um she certainly doesn’t take any

Advice on board and yet when someone mentions deep frying something she loves that love it now don’t get me wrong this person deserves absolutely zero hate I’m not saying she is a bad person and I never agree with anyone hating in in the comments she might actually think she is

Doing her best because one of her videos is titled healthy midnight snack and she makes a [ __ ] poptart so I don’t know if she genuinely thinks she’s making uh like healthy nutritious meals and she is doing a good job or she’s well aware that she’s not and it’s all for Tik Tok

I have no idea and the food thing is clearly her whole like brand because even her bio says she’s not a regular mom she is a CO Mom sorry for a little Sidetrack here but I realized I was supposed to say something in in the

Intro about me as a child because I just have this image here and this was supposed to be a whole joke so just pretend I made the joke now this is me as a child it’s a SP okay moving on back to the video actually before we go back to

The video take this moment to like the video comment on the video and subscribe back to the video but in her defense she does sometimes cook don’t let her anywhere near uh petrol pump SL gas pump if you’re in America cuz she will drain the [ __ ] thing into a pot cook dinner with

Me yep that’s about a liter there’s a clear Trend here isn’t there I mean she is clearly giving K’s cooking a run for her money the batom does have to be passed on at some point K can’t do this forever so just saying the technique is just crazy I mean have

You ever seen anyone season raw beef when it’s in the pan and then flip it onto the seasoning I’ve never seen that I didn’t think anyone’s brain would process something like that and I would give my left bollock which is my favorite one to say that these will end

Up roaring the middle and burnt on the Outside how often do you have to buy garlic salt I would say a lot I would say a lot often I’d love to give her the benefit of the doubt and say that Alex really does mean well but if she did mean well then um she wouldn’t act like she does

Act in the videos she clearly doesn’t give a [ __ ] like she’s throwing the plates down slamming the food on she looks miserable and if she really did care and she did mean well then she wouldn’t even be making these videos in the first place I already think that you

Know those even the lives and the videos where people are pling up their kids meals or any video really where someone’s like just exploiting their children for views I think it’s really [ __ ] weird and it’s so convenient that her videos just happen to be over that 60c Mark which means she’s making

Money from it the time spent filming those videos could be put towards preparing better food or just preparing food at all cuz she doesn’t she just cuts stuff up with a spoon but disregarding all of that let’s say she really does mean the best and she just happens to like videography hence why

She’s filming then if that was true she would at least take on board the criticism from the comments or acknowledge them but instead of taking on the criticism where someone says I’ll Chuck a fruit on that plate she’ll ignore it and the next video will be her

Plating up something even worse so it goes from a donut to a stick of butter it doesn’t really but just imagine that so it’s clear that it’s all for views cuz she like she knows if she’s going to make a [ __ ] meal she’s getting engagement and if she gets engagement

She’s going to make money off the increase views that does not signify to me someone who means well for their child is if they are purposefully feeding them [ __ ] so they can get views and make money off it you’re making money off it spend the money on food and

This isn’t even one of those cases where I can say ah well she’s not harming anyone leave her to it cuz she literally is it might not seem like a big deal but if you are being fed Donuts every single day as a one-year-old you will develop

Heart disease when you’re older you will get cancer foods like like that are not good for you everyone has a doughnut in moderation I had four crispy creams yesterday but I’m a full grown male and I was I was at a bad point in my life okay but if you’re giving your kid

Donuts every single day it’s going to have a a bad effect on their body and their health going forward in their life they’re going to be a fussy eater they’re not going to want to eat vegetables or fruits or anything that’s good for them they’re going to be stuck

In that bubble and you’ve decided their life for them this is why Tik Tok is such a scary thing now that anyone can make money off a 60-second video video because the algorithm is built in such a way that you don’t even need followers to get views you don’t need to put hard

Work in to get views anymore it means people are doing anything for money they know if they make a 60-second video doing something they shouldn’t it’s going to get a bad reaction which is just going to result in more engagement and more views and more money parents are really taking advantage of this

They’re doing [ __ ] like this [ __ ] where they’re just going on live with a kid if their kids got something wrong with them they’ll make them a page and they’ll film every second of their life and they’ll put it on their page sometimes that’s a good thing sometimes the kids

Like that a lot of the time it’s not a good thing the comments are never nice cuz no one is nice you’ve got to accept the fact that if you’re posting something online people are not going to be nice about it and over time it just

Breaks them down you we’ve seen it with family vloggers the kids never end up okay because they are just being vlogged every second of their life everything is being broadcasted to the whole world it’s it’s a recipe for disaster and that’s why I think future Generations

Are actually doomed you know it won’t be a missile that kills you it will be videos this one was less of a fun video more of a um Public cix Announcement I just don’t I just don’t like it when people exploit their kids for views and although this isn’t direct exploitation

Of the child because the child is not the child is sometimes in the videos but it’s not like you know stand in front of the camera so we can get some views and some money but it’s indirect exploitation the child is still having to eat these meals because the mother

Knows that making these meals is going to get her views because people are hating on them and so that’s why I made a video on this reminder that the podcast channel is up link at the top of the description to go and subscribe there may be a video on there I don’t

Know I don’t know where we are in the world thank you for watching like subscribe comment share this to your family group chat that’s it see you later